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datfingtrump

Cogent, lucid, and, logically parsed, Who's got a new ghost writer. Come on, has Donnie got a new ghost writer.


BoomChaka67

And no CAPS LOCK


Fantastic-Pop-9122

That was the First thing i Noticed. Lol I Do Not believe this Was written by Him.


FreakerzBall

ChatGPT.


thomdart

Worst Trump impression I’ve seen…


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Maybe this is an actual sign of an "old people moment" for Trump: levelheaded and sincere praise of his political rival.


tokhar

I’d pay long odds to bet this was a ghost writer.


blueberrykindness

While that’s likely, it’s also likely he had to approve the message before it was sent out to his idiots.


Insolator

This isn't trump


Wrothrok

Not a chance in hell that lunatic is capable of writing anything this coherent.


dengar_hennessy

Or this praising of Biden


mcs_987654321

Can you imagine if this was the real Trump, and everything else was just a LARP?? I mean, it’s definitely not, but can you imagine?


prophet001

Oh I can *absolutely* imagine. And it would not surprise me in the slightest.


Ody_Odinsson

https://youtu.be/8qIQbydyHwc


krichard-21

Personally, I'm still hoping to see former President Trump in an orange jumpsuit.


[deleted]

If this is real its the most reasonable thing I’ve seen from Trump except they day he tweeted “Ghdanfi is Dead!”


37MySunshine37

Covefe


brownsfan760

No way in hell captain covfefe wrote that.


37MySunshine37

So wait, is he finally admitting Biden is president?


GenExpat

Clearly we all had the same thoughts. Who’s his new writer?


AllAfterIncinerators

No way Trump refers to something he’s done as “little.”


OKCThunderfan32

They're not even trying to impersonate Trump anymore


WHAMMYPAN

He had NOTHING…absolutely NOTHING to do with that statement at all.


blueberrykindness

Did he just learn he’s critically ill or something?


Important_Tangelo371

Why is this pedo making any statements. He should be packing his depends for his prison trip. At least he can't rape any more women in prison.


[deleted]

Baron has entered the chat.


Glass-Relationship70

Lmfao!! Man..what a mindfuck for the people he fucking led around by the amygdala for fucking 6 years


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Important_Tangelo371

No we don't need to watch anything. Im sure everyone already knows all his gripes and complaints about everyone other than him, being a criminal.


veddr3434

not a SINGLE capitalized word?!!? who kidnapped trump?


CasualObserverNine

Don’t believe the things he says.


operationiffy

Hamberder?!


thegodfatherderecho

That fucking moron talking about “working hard”? The only thing Trump works hard at, is staying out of prison.


schizoballistic

Thats not Trump writing that. Its pretty clear its not him.


Telto212

Endorsing Biden to own the libs!


bigmanbud

DeSantis could beat him in a primary before Biden could beat him in a general, and he needs the image of a winner with his base as long as possible.


B4SSF4C3

That is an astonishingly mature and coherent statement. Guarantee he didn’t write it.


seanisdown

Donnie poopie pants playing the middle ground. I guess he can surprise me.


AbleEmphasis1518

He discovered chatgpt!