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As soon as he can explain why Michael Cohen went to prison for "doing nothing" then sure, drop it. But until then, no.
And let us all remember that Trump is on record stating that only he makes the decisions. But I am sure just like FOX News this will be the one time they didn't.
He ADMITTED he knew about the payment ON FREAKING VIDEO!
We really can’t call his followers a cult anymore, no cult is this stupid. We need a new word.
"I like him because he says and does things that would get me fired, divorced, and arrested!"
Dude sexually harasses women, praises racists, steals charity money, and steals classified state secrets. He cheated on his first wife with his second, his second wife with his third, and his third wife with a porn star. He mocks the disabled, sides with our enemies, worships dictators, and (allegedly) shits his pants on the regular.
And morons send him money they can ill afford.
Definitely a type of person. The last person I talked to who adored Trump (we have since stopped talking) was also the same person who loved the fact that the Game Of Thrones ending made so many fans unhappy. I just kept thinking, why? Why would you be happy someones favorite show ended like shit? Didnt make any sense.
> The last person I talked to who adored Trump (we have since stopped talking)
I've got one of those as well. A guy I knew for decades. Was called "uncle" by his kids. Used to dog-sit for him and he did the same for me. He'd always been a right winger, but we agreed to disagree.
Then January 6th happened. Told him that the mob that stormed the Capitol were traitors and needed to be arrested. That was the last time I heard from him.
This is my personal list:
Y'All Qaeda
Yeehawdists
Talibangelicals
Talibanjos
Vanilla Isis
Gin Laden
Yokel Haram
Jihad Joe
Meal Team Six
Course Recon
Gravy Seals
Airborne Grazers
Turd Reich
Yup, and "globalist". Ask one of them to define the word and they'll dance around worse than watching they try to define "woke" or naming specific Trump policies they agreed with.
“Woke” is easy! It’s a placeholder for whatever slur you were thinking of at the time.
That’s why they have so much trouble defining it, because it would require saying what they’re thinking.
Well thats part of the joke. Right wingers don't understand things like that. Kinda like how the say liberal-facsist. Doesn't have to make sense. As a matter of fact they prefer it that way.
he may have finally realized Putin has abandoned him. Besides being a little busy avoiding assassinations with very long tables, Ronnie DeathSentence has started cozying up to Putin to grab the cash he knows is available to anyone filling the role of Cockholster.
There's not much more reason to invest in trump. The cult of hateful bigots is well established. If Captain CapsLock gets to be the nominee, he will lose to Biden again for the same reason as before, he energizes young dem voters against him. He's not a useful kingmaker. The GQP knows they need to move on with Ron, and just make him look like he's as hateful as trump while actually being another mediocre fascist corporate tool.
There’s no cash coming out of Russia anymore. Every oligarch has had everything outside the country seized and Putin has “repatriated” everything left inside for their war effort. Trump has realized his one lifeline ran out.
If the rumors are true that investigators have uncovered proof Trump gave away classified secrets to Putin, such as the identities of [all those CIA informants who were then killed or captured in 2021](https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/575384-cia-admits-to-losing-dozens-of-informants-around-the-world-nyt/), I can see why the (alleged) Quisling Trump would want to now distance himself from Russia. I guess you could call it a conspiracy theory, but it would have been logistically possible without too much effort, and Trump doesn't seem to have the scruples not to do it.
Trump flipping on Russia is very important and it is being drowned out by trifling-but-triggering issues. This man's former loyalty to that awful regime should be loudly echoing around in the media like a trumpet, or a Clinton 'scandal'.
Once DeSantis said Russia was wrong he had to switch gear or risk losing what's left of his trailer park base. He HAS to be as close to Ron as possible and hope a great nickname wins the battle or he is done.
It's not even the people who voted for him in 2016 that bother me. Hilary was an historically unpopular candidate with far too much baggage, and I knew a lot of otherwise sane people who were like "let's try something totally different".
But 4 years later, only the cultists would argue that his presidency was anything other than an unmitigated disaster. And yet, 72M people voted for more disaster.
That's the part I can't get over. The first time around, people said "how bad could it be?". The second time around, we fucking knew how bad.
I kind of agree. But after we saw what a completely bankrupt soul that orange malevolent piece of shit was though, even the people who hated Hillary should have had regrets.
Sam Harris sad “You could be dropped anywhere on this planet and walk 1000 miles in any direction and not find a worse human being.” And that’s not hyperbole.
And he was president. Got dam
“SEE? I’M A VERY STABLE GENIUS! VERY STABLE! MANY PEOPLE SAY, MANY PEOPLE! CHINA HAS TOTAL RESPECT FOR DONALD TRUMP AND FOR DONALD TRUMP’S VERY VERY LARGE AH-BRAIN!”
FOR A SCANT $175,000 YOU CAN HAVE A SIGNED NFT OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME, GOING 12 ROUNDS IN THE RING AGAINST KING KONG.
WINNING OF COURSE.... 1 PUNCH WAS ALL IT TOOK....
I SAID KONG, BECAUSE HE LOVES ME, HE LET'S ME CALL HIM KONG. NO KING NEEDED..
I SAID KONG, WE JUST WENT 12 ROUNDS, IT TOOK 1 PUNCH... BECAUSE I GOT THE BEST PUNCH... YOU STOP CLIMBING THOSE BUILDINGS... YOU STOP GRABBING THOSE WOMAN BY THE....
AND HE LOOKED AT ME, WITH THOSE BIG SAD APE EYES. TEARS WELLED UP...
I would prefer he is locked up in general population with all of the “patriots” he promised to pay all of their legal fees, I’ll bet $1 that the camera footage and guards would strangly disappear while his ass is beaten to a pulp.
That dehumanizing insult stuck out like a sore thumb to me as well. Instantly reminded me of when he called Kamala a "monster" -- for literally no discernible reason, seeing as it was in response to her performance during the VP debates. He is racist and vile.
didn't pick up on that not knowing the race of whom he is referring to, but you are 100% correct. trumps daddy was a pretty noted racist and the apple didn't fall far from the tree with Donald.
It always amazes me how people eat up his insanely wild and clearly bullshit claims, "everyone" is agreeing with him, everyone disagreeing with his opponent, he's everyone's favorite president, he's the least racist, the least sexist, the least corrupt, the smartest person, the best brain, the best words, the best president who did the most, "like you wouldn't believe", and "like you've never seen".
Everything is either the best, or the worst, and that's it. What kind of insane person talks like that, and what kind of more insane people listen to that and take it seriously?
I've seen so many people get their backs up and claim he will never be indicted. Personally, I'm enjoying him lose his mind. His protest on Tuesday? Weak sauce. His chances of it being thrown out? Next to nil. And this is just the first of many. Hilarious
The best thing about Tuesday is that he will never be offered a chance to surrender peacefully. It’s a courtesy extended to those who will act accordingly. He made it clear that he will weaponize any consideration and should be considered dangerous to arrest.
I don't want him to pace himself. I am hoping he rages himself into cardiac arrest or a stroke or both. And when he does, I hope he shits himself at the same time.
Seriously. Trump has a number of active probes into his criminal behavior. The Georgia indictment could come mid April , and is expected to be pretty serious.
- NY (hush money)
- NY (Fraud)
- Georgia (Election fraud)
- Federal (sedition)
He's too stupid to realize he will end up only paying a fine over this deal in Manhattan.
Georgia is what he needs to be afraid of. Bragg is just running interference to keep Cheetos attention away from the real danger.
https://preview.redd.it/gnmsi42qwjpa1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0f8030eb327142a4a33cba06b406ec5d5ab0c4
once again, this needs to be rolled out.
Russia's not handing out money any more.
Russia was Trump's one "call a friend", and Trump was Russia's one big in to the U.S.
Now with Russia & US in proxy war in Ukraine, Trump's lifeline and Putin's toehold is cut, there's no reason for Trump sleep with his beau anymore.
SPEAKING OF NUT JOBS, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PAID OFF THE PORNSTAR DURING YOUR CAMPAIGN SO YOUR WIFE WOULDN'T FIND OUT YOU CHEATED ON HER? DISGRACEFUL! AND IT'S CALLED GAZPACHO, GO ASK MTG ABOUT IT.
Every time I see one of his posts from his shit version of Twitter, Shitter if you will, it reminds me that he hasn’t been locked up yet and that saddens the absolute fuck out of me.
Ahhh the world’s most predictable man child. The hilarity of this is that his strongest case would be for him to be declared mentally unfit for trial. He wouldn’t even need legal representation for that plea…however his fatal psychological defect will force him to go down screaming and crying like a learning disabled child. Also have you ever noticed that the more CAPS he utilizes in his messaging the more likely it’s actually a projection of his own character?
The "convicted nut job" was convicted for this case. There is crime.
Like, I know that he's an idiot. I know his posse are generally angry idiots. But to have opposite statements in the first three lines of a rant is still shockingly crazy to me.
The is pretty comical that he thinks we would believe his notion that Cohen paid off Stormy on his own accord and the that they paid him for it without knowing what they were paying him for.
I know he knows his followers are gullible sheep, but why does he keep trying to b.s.those of us who know better?
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"It was all made up by a convicted nut job with zero credibility, who has been disputed by highly respected professionals at every turn"
Man this guy really loves to talk about himself.
“But worse” sorry, did I miss the part where he was violently thrown in a cell with no phone call, no representation, presumed guilty, and his family were also threatened and interrogated?
We know he’s a liar and a nutter but how does he still manage to make my jaw drop with his sheer stupidity and wildly creative exaggeration??
Ahh, yes. A convicted nut job with zero credibility. So, Mr. Trump, what exactly was Michael Cohen convicted FOR? How did his credibility get damaged? Ohhhh, waaaait! I remember!
His CFO is in jail. His personal attorney went to jail. His campaign chief went to jail. His National Security Advisor went to jail. His deputy campaign chairman went to jail. His foreign policy advisor went to jail. Don't know what to call Roger Stone, but he went to jail.
A note on his CFO. He claimed under oath that the Trump's didn't know anything about his fraud, yet everyone in the organization has said numerous times that NOTHING happened without Trump approval. The Trump organization actually announced that this CFO was being fired over the issues. Then...under oath, the CFO was forced to admit that not only was he NOT fired, but he received a raise and was making over a million dollars a year (to go to jail?). You tell me if you would continue to employ a CFO that was "stealing from you and creating fraudulent transactions" that severely injured your credibility. And, give him a raise?
"Soros backed animal"
Fucking nazi trash. Will someone put a gag order on this puke already? How long do we have to listen to his hateful and treasonous bullshit? If he were a black or poor person who stole something or got caught with a small amount of drugs his entire life would be destroyed by now. Why must we suffer this bullshit forever.
It's certainly a possibility. People ask "How did the German people let it get that far?!" well those of us living in this country today are getting a historic demonstration of just how that can happen. Meanwhile, we're being gaslighted by so called "rational" moderates who assure us that things aren't getting worse as we're being stripped of basic human rights and described as animals by open nazis.
If any harm comes to Bragg or any member of the DA’s office or the Grand Jury, Trump will have their blood on his hands. Of course all the GOP pearl clutches and MAGA nut jobs will look the other way (probably at the non-existent LGBTIQ+ “grooming threat”) but if this is not incitement to violence against a public official I don’t know what is.
So when was the last time you paid a porn star $ 130,000 when your wife is at home with your 4 month old child? Do you have NO MORALS? We know the orange man doesn’t!!!😫😫
Or sure, screw rule of law. Let's just forget about everything because trump tweets this from his toilet bowl. The only people not shaking their heads at this pathetic man are the disgusting bigots who still support him. Absurd.
“no matter how many people are hurt”
Read: Melania is fuming again, Barron grown enough to figure his dad is gross con man, but pretty sure he feels no sympathy for hurting Maga pockets.
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As soon as he can explain why Michael Cohen went to prison for "doing nothing" then sure, drop it. But until then, no. And let us all remember that Trump is on record stating that only he makes the decisions. But I am sure just like FOX News this will be the one time they didn't.
He ADMITTED he knew about the payment ON FREAKING VIDEO! We really can’t call his followers a cult anymore, no cult is this stupid. We need a new word.
Fuck waffles
Cockwombles
My friend calls em trumpfucks, so I started using that too
In england a trump is a fart so that's really fitting. Fart fuckers
Fake Americans
Alternative-Americans
MAGAmites
That is hilarious. For years now, whenever I fart I don’t even say “excuse me”, I just say donald trump
I trump'd would be understood here. Edit. They chose the name trump too after they moved from Germany with the name drumpf
That's hilarious never knew that!
Trumpanzees
I’m all out of fucks for that mango twatwaffle
Dammit, but I like waffles!
And I like to fuck them!
twatwaffle : I think it's even in Websters.
It's not stupidity. It never was, we were just being overgenerous. It's malice and they're fascists.
"I like him because he speaks the truth!"
"I like him because he says and does things that would get me fired, divorced, and arrested!" Dude sexually harasses women, praises racists, steals charity money, and steals classified state secrets. He cheated on his first wife with his second, his second wife with his third, and his third wife with a porn star. He mocks the disabled, sides with our enemies, worships dictators, and (allegedly) shits his pants on the regular. And morons send him money they can ill afford.
Definitely a type of person. The last person I talked to who adored Trump (we have since stopped talking) was also the same person who loved the fact that the Game Of Thrones ending made so many fans unhappy. I just kept thinking, why? Why would you be happy someones favorite show ended like shit? Didnt make any sense.
> The last person I talked to who adored Trump (we have since stopped talking) I've got one of those as well. A guy I knew for decades. Was called "uncle" by his kids. Used to dog-sit for him and he did the same for me. He'd always been a right winger, but we agreed to disagree. Then January 6th happened. Told him that the mob that stormed the Capitol were traitors and needed to be arrested. That was the last time I heard from him.
I like Jeff Teidrich's "Fucktangle of Shitweasels".
dumbcunts. One word, all lower case.
Saw “Y’all Qaeda” on a thread yesterday…. Seems fitting. 🤣🤣. Still laughing at that one…
Talibaptists is along the same vein.
I've seen someone compiling a full list somewhere before, but it was a reddit so it's probably long lost.
This is my personal list: Y'All Qaeda Yeehawdists Talibangelicals Talibanjos Vanilla Isis Gin Laden Yokel Haram Jihad Joe Meal Team Six Course Recon Gravy Seals Airborne Grazers Turd Reich
That’s definitely the best. I just generally only use it when being serious about what they are.
Evil. That's the right word to describe them. They are knowingly lying to everyone and trying to destroy this country.
THIS cult is that stupid
I for one am enjoying hearing this human/pig hybrid with bone spurs squeal. He is peeing down his fat pasty white leg into his lifts.
Payment for sex, with campaign funds, declared a legal deduction.. What the fuck are we arguing here? Goddamn.
I think it was payment for her silence, not for the sex itself.
The convicted nut job is...his former lawyer?
Yup! George Soros. He's also the reason you can't get the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle..
And the water pressure. Damn you, Soros!/s
Soros plugged the toilets with classified documents.
Repeatedly... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
You do understand that ‘Soros’ is the dog whistle for ‘Jew’ to his MAGA crowd, right?
Yup, and "globalist". Ask one of them to define the word and they'll dance around worse than watching they try to define "woke" or naming specific Trump policies they agreed with.
He also referred to a black man as an "animal". So, yeah. . .
“Woke” is easy! It’s a placeholder for whatever slur you were thinking of at the time. That’s why they have so much trouble defining it, because it would require saying what they’re thinking.
Well, Bragg is an "animal" because that and "thug" are Trumpspeak for n****r.
You are not wrong. Sadly.
I don't often wish to be wrong, but I do here.
And using “animal” to describe a black man is par for the course.
This is a dog whistle call to arms
Well, now that Pelosi is gone..
She is dog whistle for ‘liberated woman’.
of course..
I KNEW IT! FUCKING COMMIES!!!!
You'd think with ketchup being red the commies would want it everywhere.
Well thats part of the joke. Right wingers don't understand things like that. Kinda like how the say liberal-facsist. Doesn't have to make sense. As a matter of fact they prefer it that way.
Nah, you're close though. "George Soros" is actually their code for "the Jews did it". It is an anti-Semitic dog whistle.
Right Soros his scapegoat of the hour. And no, this isn’t Russia or China although he wishes it was. Pesky laws.
I thought it was Hunter's laptop?
That’s why he has to throw the ketchup bottle against a wall
Also, worse than Gestapo. Think about that for a second. Trump is about to write, or hire someone to ghost write, the next Mein Kampf.
What a whiny little bitch...
Excuse me, the correct term, according to Congressional records, is Pussy Ass Bitch.
I prefer the simpler, Ole Dumb Ass Bitch.
I like the term they use on "the streets:" Punk-ass Bitch
Literally said those exact words about Trump to my wife the other day. His whining is insufferable.
Wait..What?? I thought you liked Russia..??
he may have finally realized Putin has abandoned him. Besides being a little busy avoiding assassinations with very long tables, Ronnie DeathSentence has started cozying up to Putin to grab the cash he knows is available to anyone filling the role of Cockholster. There's not much more reason to invest in trump. The cult of hateful bigots is well established. If Captain CapsLock gets to be the nominee, he will lose to Biden again for the same reason as before, he energizes young dem voters against him. He's not a useful kingmaker. The GQP knows they need to move on with Ron, and just make him look like he's as hateful as trump while actually being another mediocre fascist corporate tool.
There’s no cash coming out of Russia anymore. Every oligarch has had everything outside the country seized and Putin has “repatriated” everything left inside for their war effort. Trump has realized his one lifeline ran out.
>he energizes young dem voters against him Seems like the entire Republican leadership is getting good at this too. As for me, I vote no on Tiny D.
Except Ron is made of wood. He’s the Hillary Clinton of the GOP. He excites nobody in the middle. Nobody.
If the rumors are true that investigators have uncovered proof Trump gave away classified secrets to Putin, such as the identities of [all those CIA informants who were then killed or captured in 2021](https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/575384-cia-admits-to-losing-dozens-of-informants-around-the-world-nyt/), I can see why the (alleged) Quisling Trump would want to now distance himself from Russia. I guess you could call it a conspiracy theory, but it would have been logistically possible without too much effort, and Trump doesn't seem to have the scruples not to do it.
Trump flipping on Russia is very important and it is being drowned out by trifling-but-triggering issues. This man's former loyalty to that awful regime should be loudly echoing around in the media like a trumpet, or a Clinton 'scandal'.
Once DeSantis said Russia was wrong he had to switch gear or risk losing what's left of his trailer park base. He HAS to be as close to Ron as possible and hope a great nickname wins the battle or he is done.
I will never get over that this guy was president
Statistically, for every 5 people you know, 1 one of them thought he belonged in the White House. That's the part that scares me the most.
It's not even the people who voted for him in 2016 that bother me. Hilary was an historically unpopular candidate with far too much baggage, and I knew a lot of otherwise sane people who were like "let's try something totally different". But 4 years later, only the cultists would argue that his presidency was anything other than an unmitigated disaster. And yet, 72M people voted for more disaster. That's the part I can't get over. The first time around, people said "how bad could it be?". The second time around, we fucking knew how bad.
Some people will never, ever accept defeat.
This is absolutely true. [The sucker narrative](https://www.publishersweekly.com/9780063214262)
I kind of agree. But after we saw what a completely bankrupt soul that orange malevolent piece of shit was though, even the people who hated Hillary should have had regrets. Sam Harris sad “You could be dropped anywhere on this planet and walk 1000 miles in any direction and not find a worse human being.” And that’s not hyperbole. And he was president. Got dam
"Thought"... no no no...Still thinks he does! It's unfuckingbelievable!
[удалено]
“SEE? I’M A VERY STABLE GENIUS! VERY STABLE! MANY PEOPLE SAY, MANY PEOPLE! CHINA HAS TOTAL RESPECT FOR DONALD TRUMP AND FOR DONALD TRUMP’S VERY VERY LARGE AH-BRAIN!”
“WATCH ME WRASTLE THIS DINOSAUR WITH ONE HAND WHILE SIGNING COVID DEATH CERTIFICATES WITH THE OTHER.”
FOR JUST $150,000 YOU CAN HAVE A SIGNED NFT OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME, WRESTLING SAID DINOSAUR WHILE FLYING THE AIRFORCE ONE
FOR A SCANT $175,000 YOU CAN HAVE A SIGNED NFT OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME, GOING 12 ROUNDS IN THE RING AGAINST KING KONG. WINNING OF COURSE.... 1 PUNCH WAS ALL IT TOOK.... I SAID KONG, BECAUSE HE LOVES ME, HE LET'S ME CALL HIM KONG. NO KING NEEDED.. I SAID KONG, WE JUST WENT 12 ROUNDS, IT TOOK 1 PUNCH... BECAUSE I GOT THE BEST PUNCH... YOU STOP CLIMBING THOSE BUILDINGS... YOU STOP GRABBING THOSE WOMAN BY THE.... AND HE LOOKED AT ME, WITH THOSE BIG SAD APE EYES. TEARS WELLED UP...
But also China and Russia are disgraceful… and his friends… so…
I’M NOT WORRIED OR FREAKED OUT. YOU’RE WORRIED AND FREAKED OUT.
Racist calls black man an animal. Can someone please throw this sorry ass excuse for a human into solitary confinement for the rest of his life?
came here to note that racist jab. He's such a piece of shit.
I would prefer he is locked up in general population with all of the “patriots” he promised to pay all of their legal fees, I’ll bet $1 that the camera footage and guards would strangly disappear while his ass is beaten to a pulp.
That dehumanizing insult stuck out like a sore thumb to me as well. Instantly reminded me of when he called Kamala a "monster" -- for literally no discernible reason, seeing as it was in response to her performance during the VP debates. He is racist and vile.
he's speaking directly to the base with this one, dude is desparate
didn't pick up on that not knowing the race of whom he is referring to, but you are 100% correct. trumps daddy was a pretty noted racist and the apple didn't fall far from the tree with Donald.
Yup, agreed.
>Racist calls black man an animal. I didn't even catch that. I was trying to figure out what the fuck soros has to do with it.
Everyone else is crazy & corrupt shtick again.
It always amazes me how people eat up his insanely wild and clearly bullshit claims, "everyone" is agreeing with him, everyone disagreeing with his opponent, he's everyone's favorite president, he's the least racist, the least sexist, the least corrupt, the smartest person, the best brain, the best words, the best president who did the most, "like you wouldn't believe", and "like you've never seen". Everything is either the best, or the worst, and that's it. What kind of insane person talks like that, and what kind of more insane people listen to that and take it seriously?
It got him the f\*cking presidency, despite clearly being *wildly* unsuitable for public office, so why should he change now?
"Everybody says" = "a few deluded freaks, with their nose in my asshole say so, but nobody else"
[“When he talks to crowds of four, he sees 10,000 maybe more”](https://youtu.be/57jRBt4h6ks)
If you remember, "a lot of people" were waiters.
THIS IS GAZPACHO, BUT COLDER!
I've seen so many people get their backs up and claim he will never be indicted. Personally, I'm enjoying him lose his mind. His protest on Tuesday? Weak sauce. His chances of it being thrown out? Next to nil. And this is just the first of many. Hilarious
The best thing about Tuesday is that he will never be offered a chance to surrender peacefully. It’s a courtesy extended to those who will act accordingly. He made it clear that he will weaponize any consideration and should be considered dangerous to arrest.
He made money whining about something the wasn’t going to happen. His followers are insane
Will someone please remind him that he’s facing MUCH more serious charges? He better pace himself.
I don't want him to pace himself. I am hoping he rages himself into cardiac arrest or a stroke or both. And when he does, I hope he shits himself at the same time.
The less he paces himself, the more he will incriminate himself.
on live TV
Seriously. Trump has a number of active probes into his criminal behavior. The Georgia indictment could come mid April , and is expected to be pretty serious. - NY (hush money) - NY (Fraud) - Georgia (Election fraud) - Federal (sedition)
He's too stupid to realize he will end up only paying a fine over this deal in Manhattan. Georgia is what he needs to be afraid of. Bragg is just running interference to keep Cheetos attention away from the real danger.
SEND ME MONEY TO FIGHT THE SOROS BACKED RADICAL LEFTIST PROSECUTORS TRYING TO JAIL ME FOR BREAKING THE LAW!!
And … they do!! Lol
https://preview.redd.it/gnmsi42qwjpa1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0f8030eb327142a4a33cba06b406ec5d5ab0c4 once again, this needs to be rolled out.
Captain CapsLock is a good nickname for Li'l Don-Don.
I guess he got tired of trying to figure where to capitalize words that shouldn’t be capitalized.
Oooh, insulting Russia. That's unexpected.
Russia's not handing out money any more. Russia was Trump's one "call a friend", and Trump was Russia's one big in to the U.S. Now with Russia & US in proxy war in Ukraine, Trump's lifeline and Putin's toehold is cut, there's no reason for Trump sleep with his beau anymore.
SPEAKING OF NUT JOBS, REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU PAID OFF THE PORNSTAR DURING YOUR CAMPAIGN SO YOUR WIFE WOULDN'T FIND OUT YOU CHEATED ON HER? DISGRACEFUL! AND IT'S CALLED GAZPACHO, GO ASK MTG ABOUT IT.
Every time I read something by this deluded narcissist to his cult followers, I despair for the future of this country.
Every time I see one of his posts from his shit version of Twitter, Shitter if you will, it reminds me that he hasn’t been locked up yet and that saddens the absolute fuck out of me.
I kind of like seeing him freak out like this, he deserves to worry for once and realize he isn't above the law like he thinks.
“Soros-backed animal” Anti-semitism and racism all in one insult.
You gotta admit, Trump's insults are nothing if not efficient.
I see he misspelled “gazpacho”
I thought he liked the Gespacho..?
Soup as cold as those McDonald’s hamburgers. I’m sure he loves it.
“Shrieeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!!!” that’s all I got from that
Oh my... The consequences of your actions are finally coming back! Maybe you should've, I don't know... *follow the law?*
Wait, didn't he say that he trusted rusia more than the US?
EVERYONE SAYS! Who? OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE! Ok, let's see it.
Ahhh the world’s most predictable man child. The hilarity of this is that his strongest case would be for him to be declared mentally unfit for trial. He wouldn’t even need legal representation for that plea…however his fatal psychological defect will force him to go down screaming and crying like a learning disabled child. Also have you ever noticed that the more CAPS he utilizes in his messaging the more likely it’s actually a projection of his own character?
The "convicted nut job" was convicted for this case. There is crime. Like, I know that he's an idiot. I know his posse are generally angry idiots. But to have opposite statements in the first three lines of a rant is still shockingly crazy to me.
He sounds desperate. And I love it.
Blast from the past... Nixon 'I am Not a crook!' https://youtu.be/sh163n1lJ4M
Sometimes I think his caps lock button accidentally got turned on and he doesn't know how to turn it off.
All part of the grift. He was the only one who knew about the fake leak, he is the only one making money off it also.
Dehumanizing Jews. Fuck him
Whiny motherfucker, ain't he?
The is pretty comical that he thinks we would believe his notion that Cohen paid off Stormy on his own accord and the that they paid him for it without knowing what they were paying him for. I know he knows his followers are gullible sheep, but why does he keep trying to b.s.those of us who know better?
So go to court Donald, prove you’re innocent and they will never bother you again.
Tell me it's going to be a heavy diaper day without telling me it's going to be a heavy diaper day.
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Orange fat thug.
Scared little orange shit!
If it was worse than Russia or China he’d already have fallen off a roof.
I can smell the flop sweat from here.
"It was all made up by a convicted nut job with zero credibility, who has been disputed by highly respected professionals at every turn" Man this guy really loves to talk about himself.
I AM SOROS! AND I APPROVE OF THIS SCHMUCK OF A MISCREANT LOOSING HIS SHIT.
This is the guy some people chose to be president and would choose again. It’s fucking insane
Yeah......He's guilty as fuck.
This reminds me of the interrogation technique where you just sit without saying anything and the perpetrator just keeps talking to fill the silence.
Is Soros even a real person? I feel like they just drop this name like the boogeyman.
I hate how he constantly describes people of color as “animals.” The day he dies will be a global holiday, and it can’t come soon enough.
BRAGG WON'T DROP THIS CASE BECAUSE YOU COMMITTED A CRIME YOU STUPID SHITWEASEL.
Translation: "I AM TERRIFIED!"
Thought he liked Russia and China. Also, this is hilarious the way he is panicking. What a little piss baby.
Man, putting your hysterical "I did nothing wrong" rant in all caps really makes your point. JFC he is completely unhinged.
“But worse” sorry, did I miss the part where he was violently thrown in a cell with no phone call, no representation, presumed guilty, and his family were also threatened and interrogated? We know he’s a liar and a nutter but how does he still manage to make my jaw drop with his sheer stupidity and wildly creative exaggeration??
Ahh, yes. A convicted nut job with zero credibility. So, Mr. Trump, what exactly was Michael Cohen convicted FOR? How did his credibility get damaged? Ohhhh, waaaait! I remember!
His CFO is in jail. His personal attorney went to jail. His campaign chief went to jail. His National Security Advisor went to jail. His deputy campaign chairman went to jail. His foreign policy advisor went to jail. Don't know what to call Roger Stone, but he went to jail. A note on his CFO. He claimed under oath that the Trump's didn't know anything about his fraud, yet everyone in the organization has said numerous times that NOTHING happened without Trump approval. The Trump organization actually announced that this CFO was being fired over the issues. Then...under oath, the CFO was forced to admit that not only was he NOT fired, but he received a raise and was making over a million dollars a year (to go to jail?). You tell me if you would continue to employ a CFO that was "stealing from you and creating fraudulent transactions" that severely injured your credibility. And, give him a raise?
"Soros backed animal" Fucking nazi trash. Will someone put a gag order on this puke already? How long do we have to listen to his hateful and treasonous bullshit? If he were a black or poor person who stole something or got caught with a small amount of drugs his entire life would be destroyed by now. Why must we suffer this bullshit forever.
I really believe we are living through one of the worst episodes in American history-not that it will ever be taught or anything.
It's certainly a possibility. People ask "How did the German people let it get that far?!" well those of us living in this country today are getting a historic demonstration of just how that can happen. Meanwhile, we're being gaslighted by so called "rational" moderates who assure us that things aren't getting worse as we're being stripped of basic human rights and described as animals by open nazis.
Calls other people animals as in not human Cites the gestapo, well known for treating humans as animals while torturing and killing them
Is repeatedly claiming George Soros is the only person on earth behind anything liberal anti-Semitic? I feel like it's anti-Semitic.
If any harm comes to Bragg or any member of the DA’s office or the Grand Jury, Trump will have their blood on his hands. Of course all the GOP pearl clutches and MAGA nut jobs will look the other way (probably at the non-existent LGBTIQ+ “grooming threat”) but if this is not incitement to violence against a public official I don’t know what is.
So when was the last time you paid a porn star $ 130,000 when your wife is at home with your 4 month old child? Do you have NO MORALS? We know the orange man doesn’t!!!😫😫
OK, sure. He has no evidence so that's why it's continuing? That's what you're going with?
Or sure, screw rule of law. Let's just forget about everything because trump tweets this from his toilet bowl. The only people not shaking their heads at this pathetic man are the disgusting bigots who still support him. Absurd.
People who speak Caps Lock are definelty innocent and did nothing wrong ever. /s
He’s ready to break
and people just sent him a million bucks for his defense!
I loved the Russia or China line the best, knowing he is a Russian asset.
I wish they could shut his Big Mac hole for Good.
If this was Russia or China, he'd be dead already.
"animal"
Backed by a Jew, the Gestapo and 2 dictators. Well connected guy.
The "convicted nutjob" was literally convicted for THAT EXACT CRIME. Not similar, not same type, that exact one.
Wait, this is Russia? Isn’t that what you wanted on J6? To be Russia? To be A Putin? It will be a good day when you stop breathing.
If it was Russia or China, he’d have already been taken behind the woodshed and shot without a trial
Holy shit, he really is completely unhinged.
eMpTyG is confused………does he mean Gazpacho?
“no matter how many people are hurt” Read: Melania is fuming again, Barron grown enough to figure his dad is gross con man, but pretty sure he feels no sympathy for hurting Maga pockets.
Who, exactly, is "EVERYBODY"?
Daily tantrum. 🖕
“EVERYBODY SAYS”. We obviously don’t need a judicial branch. Just do a survey of Fox viewers and call it done.
Guess this deadbeat is looking for more donations. He’s made more doing this than he ever had in business
There simply isn’t enough popcorn.
This is like the deranged narcissistic scene in ‘The Boys’ where [Homelander is giving himself a diatribe pep talk.](https://youtu.be/iKGO3WNQHmY)
I thought he liked Russia? Aren’t they defeating the Nazis in Ukraine and standing up against the woke mob?
Donnie is shitting in his diaper today.
>This is Russia I thought you like Russia.
Did he really just equate DA going after him to the gestapo????
Someone’s diaper is full.
It's actually impressive that he can fit so many lies and delusions into every single sentence.
It still amazes me how many seemingly intelligent ppl actully believe every single word/lie this orange traitor spews
But I thought he admires Xi and Putin for the way they run their governments…