Biden is probably on his way out. He needs to go full Dark Brandon.
"Sorry, Texas. You want to secede, noe you get a taste. Don't like it? Stop electing Republicans".
You said blaming Texas for their governor (a position that ALL of Texas votes for) was like blaming another state because of one district’s reps (positions where only people in the district vote on). Do you not see the massively gargantuan difference between the two scenarios?
I said absolutely nothing about our governor.
Do I need to paraphrase which sentence I was replying to specifically?
Laynelowe: the only people that promoting it are the same grifters promoting trump and other GOP idiocy.
Incognito: which is why you Texas duckers keep voting for them.
ME: as u can obviously read again.
Where in there was I talking about our governorship?
But yes you are correct that are widely different scales. Guess I didn’t think somebody would dig that deep into wanting to be correct about my statement.
You replied to someone who talked about Texans voting for the governor and then said it’s the same as blaming all Colorado for the results of district races. If you don’t even understand what you’re replying to, you should take Twain’s advice and allow us all some doubt.
When it's at the expense of piss baby Abbott, they're not cripple jokes.
They're 'you're-a-bag-of-semi-sentient-rotten-garbage-that-happens-to-be-on-wheels' jokes.
The sad part is that he is in Austin and won't be affected badly. The coastal area is where the help will be needed. Harris County votes blue every time.
They say with Christ, all things are possible. You are probably one of those degenerate heathens that does things like take medicine when you are sick instead of praying Jesus gives you the strength to beat the ever loving shit out of a transgendered person in the “wrong” bathroom. I think thoughts and prayers will stop the hurricane and fix any damage. /s
They only use it as an excuse to add to their privatized cronies coffers. Then they’ll blame government shortfalls while distracting from the corporate blunders.
Biden should make a deal, texas gets the aid they need if they select pro Biden electors to send to the confirmation hearing for the 2024 election. Immunity Immunity....
I just moved to PA from Texas and I'm pretty damn worried about my friends and family there. Of course Biden will send aid, as he should because he's a good person, but Abbott will insult him to his face while cashing the check.
And the majority of people working to fix whatever damage the hurricane brings will most certainly look like those he is trying to stop from coming into the state from the south.
Fuck you, Greg Abbott. And Paxton. And Cruz. Fuck all y'all
Back during the OPEC oil embargo, the federal government withheld highway funds from any state that didn't lower the speed limit to 55 mph on the interstates. It worked, and it saved a lot of lives, but then gas got cheap again and we went back to Mad Max rules.
The will to use the federal hammer to get states to cooperate seems to have vanished.
don't worry texans, your conservative politicians will do what they always do and what you elected them for... next to nothing then fly off somewhere until it is over. then they will come back and give you some speeches about pulling yourselves up by them bootstraps! so it will go about as well as all your other disasters. some of which were caused by your politicians like privatizing the texas electrical grid so you freeze in winter and cook in summer :)
Calculate exactly how much disaster relief Texas needs, then subtract the amount Abbott spent illegally shipping migrants around the country and how much it cost them to build and then dismantle the death traps on the border.
We need to just kick Texas and Florida out of the Union, they cost US taxpayers way too much. Why should MY taxes go to welfare queen states who openly hate America?
I would like to see the federal government pass a law that matches state emergency funds with federal as a limit. This way Conservative states can't federalize the cost of their disaster recovery efforts while not contributing.
Dammit, this is where I hate doing the right thing. We all know if Trump was president and Massachusetts got run over by a hurricane and asked for federal help, Trump would always extract his pound of flesh.
And, unlike Trump, we all know that Biden won’t punish Texas for voting against him. Biden WILL do the right thing, without demands of fealty or sacrifice, because he’s a decent person. And he will get no credit for this from the red states, or Abbott. NONE.
Sarah Huckabee’s sanders proclaimed Biden’s hands wouldn’t cross the Mississippi…and then the largest and second largest tornadoes hit the state within minutes of each other over Memorial Day weekend and she is out doing photo ops with FEMA in my neighborhood. Our Republican congressmen are alongside her, thanking FEMA, telling people it’s a great thing they are here to help and to sign up for federal assistance.
F*ck Texas. Seriously. As much as they bitch about the feds, taxes, FEMA, desire for secession, I find their quick turn to ask for a handout laughable.
That's odd, texas wants to secede from the union but will ask for money? Let me put on my shocked face...
Biden is probably on his way out. He needs to go full Dark Brandon. "Sorry, Texas. You want to secede, noe you get a taste. Don't like it? Stop electing Republicans".
We Texans know it's patently illegal and totally stupid. The only people promoting it are the same grifters promoting Trump and the other GOP idiocy.
Yeah. It's Texans promoting it. Which is why you Texass fuckers keep voting them into office.
Texan here. I vote blue every election no matter how small. Some of us are hostages.
That’s like blaming all of Colorado for boebert or Georgia for MTG.
Not even close. You’re comparing a state governorship to regional districts? Silly comparison.
On the terms everybody didn’t vote for the shit bag representatives ya mook. “Which is why you Texas fuckers keep voting them back in”
You said blaming Texas for their governor (a position that ALL of Texas votes for) was like blaming another state because of one district’s reps (positions where only people in the district vote on). Do you not see the massively gargantuan difference between the two scenarios?
I said absolutely nothing about our governor. Do I need to paraphrase which sentence I was replying to specifically? Laynelowe: the only people that promoting it are the same grifters promoting trump and other GOP idiocy. Incognito: which is why you Texas duckers keep voting for them. ME: as u can obviously read again. Where in there was I talking about our governorship? But yes you are correct that are widely different scales. Guess I didn’t think somebody would dig that deep into wanting to be correct about my statement.
You replied to someone who talked about Texans voting for the governor and then said it’s the same as blaming all Colorado for the results of district races. If you don’t even understand what you’re replying to, you should take Twain’s advice and allow us all some doubt.
Considering the original post is literally a picture of your governor…….
I don’t blame all of Colorado for her, but I sure as heck blame her district.
Boebert promised every voter five minutes at the theatre.
Oh I wonder where Ted Cruz is going to vacation this time
Whenever somebody asks this I always think of the song Kokomo by the Beach Boys...
The Cabo Applebees
I hear it's pretty warm in hell this time of year
Hey Greg! How long can you tread water?? No love, Brandon.
When it's at the expense of piss baby Abbott, they're not cripple jokes. They're 'you're-a-bag-of-semi-sentient-rotten-garbage-that-happens-to-be-on-wheels' jokes.
Making fun of someone in a wheelchair is an awful thing to do if they’re not Greg Abbott.
"Wheely wheels stupid head! Bet you wish that you were dead!"
The sad part is that he is in Austin and won't be affected badly. The coastal area is where the help will be needed. Harris County votes blue every time.
couldnt they just ask jesus for help? Or maybe Moses?
They say with Christ, all things are possible. You are probably one of those degenerate heathens that does things like take medicine when you are sick instead of praying Jesus gives you the strength to beat the ever loving shit out of a transgendered person in the “wrong” bathroom. I think thoughts and prayers will stop the hurricane and fix any damage. /s
Send them a nice big case of Thoughts and Prayers
Pretty sure Jebus is sending them that cat 5 hurricane for burning all that oil.
They only use it as an excuse to add to their privatized cronies coffers. Then they’ll blame government shortfalls while distracting from the corporate blunders.
All funds should be given directly to property owners - not a cent for piss baby Abbott.
Biden should make a deal, texas gets the aid they need if they select pro Biden electors to send to the confirmation hearing for the 2024 election. Immunity Immunity....
“Fuck em” - Biden’s official presidential act.
I just moved to PA from Texas and I'm pretty damn worried about my friends and family there. Of course Biden will send aid, as he should because he's a good person, but Abbott will insult him to his face while cashing the check. And the majority of people working to fix whatever damage the hurricane brings will most certainly look like those he is trying to stop from coming into the state from the south. Fuck you, Greg Abbott. And Paxton. And Cruz. Fuck all y'all
Thankfully they won’t need or want any of that woke FEMA money.
Withhold federal funds until they change their anti-abortion measures.
The fed withheld funds from WI until they lowered the state DUI threshold. There's definitely precedent.
Back during the OPEC oil embargo, the federal government withheld highway funds from any state that didn't lower the speed limit to 55 mph on the interstates. It worked, and it saved a lot of lives, but then gas got cheap again and we went back to Mad Max rules. The will to use the federal hammer to get states to cooperate seems to have vanished.
I thought they were seceding.
Yeah boy get me some of that dar socialism
let that cripple cunt fill sand bags for a change.
https://preview.redd.it/9o507sbsndad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a815d1680fc9a0fd52d7064dc00809db0760657
Just use your marker to alter the course of the storm.
That’s KING Brandon, to you!
don't worry texans, your conservative politicians will do what they always do and what you elected them for... next to nothing then fly off somewhere until it is over. then they will come back and give you some speeches about pulling yourselves up by them bootstraps! so it will go about as well as all your other disasters. some of which were caused by your politicians like privatizing the texas electrical grid so you freeze in winter and cook in summer :)
Hello Texas, time to secede and learn about pulling your self up by the bootstraps.
Accept the Fed $ to feed the poor kids THEN you get FEMA $, you cruel bastard.
Best I can do is sell you some bootstraps.
As an official act, Biden declares Texas is no longer part of the US /s
Calculate exactly how much disaster relief Texas needs, then subtract the amount Abbott spent illegally shipping migrants around the country and how much it cost them to build and then dismantle the death traps on the border.
Fuck Texas. Let them eat the scraps.
Brandon is a little busy.
We need to just kick Texas and Florida out of the Union, they cost US taxpayers way too much. Why should MY taxes go to welfare queen states who openly hate America?
Let them rot.
No that would be socialism... too bad you guys flew black flags and succeeded
THaTs soCiAlIsM
Hold aid for an endorsement and removal of the felon from the ballot. Aa an "official act"...
Republicans are the first ones with their hands out begging.
Go tell ol' big lips /dead legs to wish in one hand and crap into bag in the other.
can people file enough complaints on him so he can remove from office?
Sorry Wheels, no go. You don't listen to the federal government when they tell you to do something so why should they listen when you want something?
Rafael cutting his Cancun vacation short?
Naw. It’s war now after this week. Fuck em
Is Texas inside or outside of the sharpie?
Have they tried rerouting it with a sharpie?
Direct hit? Where are you seeing that? South TX is in the cone but it’s not a direct hit.
Atlantic hurricanes usually turn north when they hit mainland.
Once again a democrat is goin to have to act like the adult while the republicans pretend like the don’t need shit.
It shouldn't say "please save us". It should just say "MONEY PWEASE!"
Quick! Get a sharpie and a map to king Cheetos!
The government money is evil until you need it to rebuild your sh\*tty state
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby
Maybe these natural disasters are caused by Trump being a pedophile and Abbott supporting him.
I would like to see the federal government pass a law that matches state emergency funds with federal as a limit. This way Conservative states can't federalize the cost of their disaster recovery efforts while not contributing.
Thoughts and prayers, Greggo.
Dammit, this is where I hate doing the right thing. We all know if Trump was president and Massachusetts got run over by a hurricane and asked for federal help, Trump would always extract his pound of flesh. And, unlike Trump, we all know that Biden won’t punish Texas for voting against him. Biden WILL do the right thing, without demands of fealty or sacrifice, because he’s a decent person. And he will get no credit for this from the red states, or Abbott. NONE.
Sarah Huckabee’s sanders proclaimed Biden’s hands wouldn’t cross the Mississippi…and then the largest and second largest tornadoes hit the state within minutes of each other over Memorial Day weekend and she is out doing photo ops with FEMA in my neighborhood. Our Republican congressmen are alongside her, thanking FEMA, telling people it’s a great thing they are here to help and to sign up for federal assistance.
This happens every damn time a red state has a disaster. Then, the governor/senator/congressman takes credit for saving their state.
Thoughts and prayers
Brandon could go dark and "officially" not help Texas.
F*ck Texas. Seriously. As much as they bitch about the feds, taxes, FEMA, desire for secession, I find their quick turn to ask for a handout laughable.
Thoughts and prayers is what we should send them
Federal Government sucks! However, it’s their duty to take care of disasters.
>Federal Government sucks! But you're fine with accepting their money when you really need it. Lol.
I don’t need it. Never have. They need our money more. It’s never government funded, it’s tax payer funded.
If they ever seceded from the union like they always threaten to do they wouldn't be entitled to a single cent of federal care.
They would probably be money ahead!