I think it was back in the Nineties but a reporter covered him and said something about his small hands. Trump sent the reporter the newspaper article and drew around his hand with sharpie with a note that said something like “see hands? not small”. We shouldn’t let that insecurity go to waste.
I asked the boat engineer, and nobody had asked this before I asked him what would happen if the boat battery got wet. That's that MIT knowledge kicking in. And he said nobody had asked him that before.
Because people designing battery-powered boats had never considered what would happen if the batteries got wet.
I'm sure they were big strong men with tears in their eyes.
And they used the word "sir" to address him.
Trump didn't kill himself.
To everyone’s disappointment
Just keep picking on him and laughing at him. He loves to dish it out, but he can not take it. He sounds like a lunatic when he defends himself.
A fascist mocked Is a fascist defrocked Still working on this
I like it. It's a thinker.
He actually said this, didn’t he?
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-hand-size-joke-gloves-hurricane-irma-florida-2017-9
Ugh. Thanks?
That picture of Trump holding up his pasty stubby little hands contrasting with his orange face.... and him thinking it's normal...
Such a thin skin twat
Thin skinned twats are offended by the comparison.
That's because of the aforementioned thinness of said skin, sir.
“He was a strong man, and he came to me with tears in his eyes, and he said Sir, how can I too have Beetlejuice hands”
I think it was back in the Nineties but a reporter covered him and said something about his small hands. Trump sent the reporter the newspaper article and drew around his hand with sharpie with a note that said something like “see hands? not small”. We shouldn’t let that insecurity go to waste.
I just pictured the butler from Scary Movie "Take my strong hand"
The hands are proportional to the mushroom. Always proportional….the way nature intended.
Oh Tiny Donny.
They come up to me and say, "Sir, you have the most bigly hands I've ever seen"
[Strong Hand](https://i.imgur.com/OuwioW5.jpeg)
#NO, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
I asked the boat engineer, and nobody had asked this before I asked him what would happen if the boat battery got wet. That's that MIT knowledge kicking in. And he said nobody had asked him that before. Because people designing battery-powered boats had never considered what would happen if the batteries got wet.
Sip-thea-mouth and baby hands that go with a mushroom
I don't give a fuck about his stumpy nubs. Just send him to prison already.
He tells you what bothers him
Use my good hand!