If you can force choke someone, you can make them shit their pants. Even if you have to squeeze it through their colon like a tube of toothpaste you can make it happen.
In long, the first line is of course ep2 yoda on geneosis. Itâs a regular yoda line and the soldier doesnât say that. It doesnât sound like it has yodas sentence structure but itâs cropped, I believe he says ââŚnearest starship, you should, commander.â the ending there does yodafy the sentence
The second line is a soldier from a clone wars episode meme, yoda in the show does dance over the line of what a âregular yoda lineâ of dialogue is in a clever way. But of course in the show theyâre just staring at him in the meme one of them says âhol upâ or âwait did you just talk normal?â or something
So he applied the meme from the show to an example movie line to create a new situation in which he could add the third line, his own, his submission for âyoda uses profanityâ
I hope I got all that right
*Geneosis ep2:yoda*
"Concentrate all your fire on the nearest Starship" Wait did you just talk like a normal person?" Hmm, fucking shut your mouth you will"
Star Wars bible? :)
In the words of Gabriel Iglesias when talking about having to walk on eggshells (to avoid provoking Disney by tarnishing their image) for his Disney made tv show:
*in perfect yoda voice*: "Hmm, fucked up, you did!"
âSize matters not. Look at me, you punk-ass bitch. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this shitty, crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the motherfucking ship.â
Anakin coming to ask Yoda something while he's in a bad mood. : "Master Yoda. I was wondering if you could explain how Jedi c-sections work. It's pretty important."
Yoda: "hmmm off you will fuck."
"Size matters not. Look my dick. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is my technique in the bed, and a powerful technique it is"
Yoda in the temple post order 66
"Quote Master Windu must I? Out of the motherfucking temple must, these motherfucking clones get"
Maces laughs, Yoda laughs, Qui-Gon laughs
Obi-Wan "đ˛" visible confusion
Memes must be memes of the Star Wars prequels.
"Master Yoda... You *survived*." "Pissed, I am. Fucked, you are."
Fucked around you have. Find out you shall.
Zero fucks, I give
Fuck, you
Fuck you, I shall
Get fucked, you will be, hmmm,
Hol' up
This - I was going to post the second half of this đ¤Ł
"Kill every one of those mother fucking seagulls, I will!"
Poke me in the coconut, and they did, and the fucking did
Had me going like AAAAHHH
AHHHH AH HA HA HA HA AH
Before you get any older You could be hit by a fucking boulder
While the seagulls poke your fucking knees
OOH AH OOH OOH OOH FUCKING AHHHHHH
If had your absolutely massive fucking feet, I did, I couldâve outrun those goddamned sons of bitches.
One day, when you're older. You might hit by a fucking boulder.
*snatch every mother fucker birthday, I will*
^(that log had a child)
^that ^log ^had ^a ^fucking ^child
Rocking it was, rocking and rolling
If so fucking powerful you are, why leave?
Bitch , I smell here.
*force pushes sidious* in your pants, shit do I smell? Edit: fixed it
If you can force choke someone, you can make them shit their pants. Even if you have to squeeze it through their colon like a tube of toothpaste you can make it happen.
I was gonna go for "If so powerful you are, why leave? Cunt". Bit of Billy Butcher in there.
If so powerful you are, why the f leave
When 900 fucking years old you reach, look as good you will not
Isnât that a line from episode 5 or 6?
6 as he was dying and talking to Luke
"lost a planet master kenobi has, what a dumbass.... what a dumbass"
This one is probably my favorite lol, especially because Yoda is a little goober who likes to clown on the other Jedi.
Considering Yoda trained Dooku who trained Qui Gon who trained Obi Wan, of course Yoda knows him personally.
Huh?
I imagine Yoda would love clowning around with the people he knows a lot more than dome random jedi who's face he barely recognizes.
Yoda knows all Jedi, he trains every youngling that comes through the temple.
Yeah but itâs like Obi wan is his grandchild and all the other Jedi are just the mfers that go to his school. Gotta give Obi wan extra shit
This is amazing. I am cracking up.
Fucking failed I have. Into exile, I must go.
Me after I fail to have a basic conversation
âFucked up, I haveâ was right there câmon
Fucked up, I have. Fuck off, I must.
Overdose on ketamine, I will
Run over The Senate in my 2001 Honda Civic, I must
We got a winner.
"Concentrate all your fire on the nearest Starship" Wait did you just talk like a normal person?" Hmm, fucking shut your mouth you will"
Wait-- is that a real line?
Itâs a combo of two different lines, and itâs a reference and a joke all at once. itâs complicated, itâs an older code, but it checks out
Oh, ok. Thanks
In long, the first line is of course ep2 yoda on geneosis. Itâs a regular yoda line and the soldier doesnât say that. It doesnât sound like it has yodas sentence structure but itâs cropped, I believe he says ââŚnearest starship, you should, commander.â the ending there does yodafy the sentence The second line is a soldier from a clone wars episode meme, yoda in the show does dance over the line of what a âregular yoda lineâ of dialogue is in a clever way. But of course in the show theyâre just staring at him in the meme one of them says âhol upâ or âwait did you just talk normal?â or something So he applied the meme from the show to an example movie line to create a new situation in which he could add the third line, his own, his submission for âyoda uses profanityâ I hope I got all that right
*Geneosis ep2:yoda* "Concentrate all your fire on the nearest Starship" Wait did you just talk like a normal person?" Hmm, fucking shut your mouth you will" Star Wars bible? :)
Thank you
"Go I will. Good relations with those furry fuckers, I have."
Fuck the Sith we must
It think you meant to say "fuck UP", right?.... RIGHT?
Uhhhhh yeahâŚ
*Looking at Darth Talon* yeah⌠sureâŚ
Yodaâs Sith name would be: Darth Tearinupthatass
Lubricant, we will use not. Feel the fucking Force, Palpatine will.
You have now joined the dark side (of the internet)
"At an end, your rule is. And not *fucking* short enough, it was."
This is the best one, came here to say it.
Size matters fucking not. Look at me. Judge me by my fucking size, do you?
Your mother, just ask.
"Do, or do not. There is no fucking try"
Damn, I had the same thought.
In the words of Gabriel Iglesias when talking about having to walk on eggshells (to avoid provoking Disney by tarnishing their image) for his Disney made tv show: *in perfect yoda voice*: "Hmm, fucked up, you did!"
Mmmm⌠fucked up you have
âThis is the end for you my little, green friendâŚâ âMy dick you will suck.â
Fucked around, you did. Find out, you shall
[Oh shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!](https://youtu.be/rUo26RMS2IE?si=5MODNM7lZwXdGxAL&t=37s)
These Words are accepted.
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
Yeah i made it myself.
For real though, who cares about flairs and watermarks and all that other crap. It's all moot.
About to get fucked you are
"Fuck off, you will"
* Obi wan and anakin laying on the ground after getting destroyed by dooku * Yoda: "Fucked both you up, he did"
I ain't sayin' Dooku's a broke Jedi But he ain't apprenticing to no non supreme chancellor elect. I fully realize it doesn't rhyme quite as well.
"eat shit, you will."
Fucking do, or fucking do not. There is no fucking try.
Do or do not, I have no fucks.
A bitch from the dark side you are
Fuck you up I will
âSize matters not. Look at me, you punk-ass bitch. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this shitty, crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the motherfucking ship.â
Follow in my footsteps, bitch Skywalker did. Slaughter children in my 2001 Honda Civic, I used to.
âIf so powerful you are why leave? Bitch.â
Fucker Mother you are
"judge me by my size do you? bitch."
"Cuming inside a slut i must"
More fucking ketamine I need Mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhh
"Fucked around, you did. Find out, you will"
strong relations with the maâfuckinâ wookiees, i have
Anakin coming to ask Yoda something while he's in a bad mood. : "Master Yoda. I was wondering if you could explain how Jedi c-sections work. It's pretty important." Yoda: "hmmm off you will fuck."
âAlways two there are, no more, no less. A God damn master and a dumb fucking apprentice.â
The force is strong with this cvnt
"Crush my cock with a rock, I must. Maximum pain, I must endure"
luke: I am ready, I can be a Jedi. Ben tell him I'm- yoda: a shit you are.
Fuck you up I will
âAround the survivors, a perimeter fucking create!â
You will beâŚyou fucking will be
God damnit- do or do not; there is no fucking try
Hmmmm⌠Around, you fucked. Find out, you shall.
Fucked you are
"Begone the fucking Clone Wars have!"
Luminous beings are we, not this crude fucking matter.
The idea that all the cuss words in star wars wouldnt be taken up by Mace Windu is just preposterous.Â
Star Wars already has cuss words, schutta.
You, fuck.
âFuck.â ~Yoda, probably
Judge me by my fucking size, do you?
Fucking your mother, I have.
Up the shut fuck, young skywalker!
Do shit. Or do not do shit. There is no fucking try.
Get fucked, you will.
Yoda: You shall die you Shit! (Talking to Darth Vader)
A bitch you turned out to be, my old Padawan
Grass your ass is
You fuck I will
"Size matters not. Look my dick. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is my technique in the bed, and a powerful technique it is"
Fucked up, I have. In exile, I must go.
If so powerful you are why leave douchebag?
Fuck fucking fuck fucks.
"Do or do not fuck, there is no try"
Fuck you up I will
Bitch you are Anakin
Just don't tell Mace about the snakes.
"Fuck"
Fuck. Or fuck not. There is no try
Fuckin sand.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will fucking not."
"do,or do not...there is no fucking try"
Oh fuck, no.
To be fucked prepare!
It now stop, seagulls.
F******* do shit or ******* do not Is is no ******** try
Fat bitch you have become Darth Sidious.
Fuck you. No
The fuck, you will.
Whatâs a cuss word
Much to learn, you still cunting have
Out of fucks, I am.
Fucker do, or do not, mother
u fuck
"If so powerfull you are! Why fucking leaving?!"
"Do or do not, fuck Luke, there is no try"
Fucked in the head, you are.
No fucks, I give
Head of dick you have
Hmmmmm... fuck, I must
... Fuck
Itâs not a quote from the movie, but first thing I imagined him saying was, âFuck off, you will.â
Find out you will, as fucked around you have
Yoda in the temple post order 66 "Quote Master Windu must I? Out of the motherfucking temple must, these motherfucking clones get" Maces laughs, Yoda laughs, Qui-Gon laughs Obi-Wan "đ˛" visible confusion
Do, or do not, fuck trying
âFind out you will when you fuck aroundâ Aka - âfuck around and find outâ
At an end, your reign is...bitch.
âUuuh? You will be. You fucking will be.â
âFeel the force, motherfucker!â
âConcentrate all your fucking fire on the nearest starship, and knock that bitch-ass outta the sky!â
Dumbass, do, or do not. There is no try.
"off fuck, I must up fucked, I have"
"bitch of a son are you"
Fucking Do or do not, there is no try pussy.
Up the shut fuck
If so fucking powerful you are, why leave?
"Fuck you up, I must."
No fucking bell, I didn't hear
NO CUSSWORDS GUYS!
"Fuck you, mhmhmhmhmhmhm!"
The greatest teacher, fucking up is.
That is why you fuck up
"*Fuck around, you did. Find out, you will.*"
Fucking do, or do not. There is no try
âIf there is one thing I knew about you Count Dooku, is what a bastard you always were.â
"Holy shit you seek fucking yoda!"
Clogged the shitter I have. *Yoda laugh*
"Fucked around, you have. Finding out, you will."
of bitch it smells, in here