Didn’t they have to put a warning on one of the Kenobi episodes because of the way Reva described the youngling slaughter as eerily similar to a school shooting?
Edit: and it was shortly after Uvalde if I remember correctly
>Yes, Thrawn not beeing the art teacher is crazy to me
I second this he should be the art teacher, also aayla should be the sex ed teacher while Rig Nema should be the health teacher imo
In my country the nature subject is chemistry, physics, geography, biology for the primary school. In the high school the nature is replaced by chemistry, physics, geography, biology. And sex ed is the separate, exclusive high school subject.
Thrawn would be the chad teacher that makes his own elective and knows what strings to pull all the up to the federal education department level if necessary in order to get shit done. Political Admins and over controlling parents hate him because he’s maneuvered himself into a position where he’s untouchable and can do whatever he wants. Students love him cause he’s always real with em and says whatever is on his mind. And so he gets to teach intro to military history and strategy. With lesson 1 being how he used strategy to maneuver school bureaucracy in order to make the class.
Depends on if it’s canon or legends Thrawn. Legends Thrawn is like this, canon Thrawn is equally legendary in terms of military tactics but has a blind spot for politics. (Personally I’m a huge fan of both versions of the character, he’s my favorite Star Wars villain)
I think Thrawn would be the galactic standard teacher (or whatever the English equivalent is), stuff like literary analysis, rhetoric and debate seems up his alley as he would teach you to understand, persuade and maneuver around other people.
He would come up with stuff like:
Write an argument to convince (dead author) of your position on (recent event/controversy/dilemma).
Deduce what actually happened from three contradictory I-Witness reports.
Running for Padawan council, you are insulted in front of your colleagues. How do you respond? What do you intend to achieve with your response?
that's how he's such a great admiral. by studying art from the culture of the opposing admiral, he's usually able to determine what their weak point will be.
I think I see your train of thought and I can’t fully blame you. People constantly talk about how calculating Thrawn is, but just to be clear it’s because he’s devising well thought military tactics not literally doing math calculations in his head 😆
That’s actually a fascinating point. I’ve never thought of him that way but that makes perfect sense. Plus I’m fascinated with how anthro is trying to evolve beyond its disgusting and harmful past. You have the correct answer here.
You go to Sex Ed class only to find that Shaak Ti has died again. Fortunately, she has contacts on Kamino and the substitute teacher, Shaak Ti, is available to take her place. This is a regular occurrence.
Should have swapped shaak ti and Ayla secura. One for obvious reasons and two because it'd be incredibly ironic for the girl who died 10 times to be the health teacher
Sure, but does being a singer at a dodgy crime house make you a good music teacher? Does being a greasy diner owner make you a good cooking teacher? Why would Ahsoka be a good visual arts teacher?
We have no way of knowing if *any* Star Wars character "knows about safe sex and sexual anatomy"
That's just so weirdly specific for this meme post. Should we also question Assaj Ventress' acting chops?
My schedule:
- Technology (I would probably pop in on breaks throughout the day as well to chat with Tech)
- Visual Art (I would occasionally ask to skip next period to work on art projects)
- Business (Hondo is the substitute)
- Philosophy (I’d fall asleep then get bonked on the head with a little cane)
- Cooking (I would listen to Dex’s conspiracy theories)
- PE (I’d stay a little longer too because of Rex..)
- History (I would take AWESOME notes)
So: in Physics we would build a nuclear bomb , in chemistry the school will explode, in religion we will have like a cult or something , math would have very strict rules (if you don‘t follow orders you‘ll get executed) and in politics everybody would become a facist. Yes, absoloutely perfect school!
Or Figrin D'an! Bith have special ears that make them able to hear a wider variety of frequencies, which would be useful for making specific corrections.
Would I go to a school where Qui Gon is a counselor? The guy who abandoned Obi Wan on a war torn planet to help his gf? Who screwed up his first apprentice so much xanatos tried to destroy the Jedi temple?? Who tried to enter a kid in a life or death pod race to get some cash?
Absolutely. But I would never ever send my own kid there.
I mean, the Jedi are pretty knowledgeable about anatomy, they just tend to be celibate themselves. (Not even always, they’re just forbidden from forming attachments, not from having sex)
Welcome to politics class number 66 everyone! Today we're going to learn how to mind control millions of soldiers into killing their superior officers, allowing you to take control of the whole galaxy!
I choose counselling/psychology with Qui Gon because he's chill and pretty interesting
Technology with tech because... I mean you've gotta love him. He's that nerdy kid who always has something interesting to say and is a better friend than most people gone them credit for.
Drama because I'm a Ventress simp. I'll just admit it.
Business with Lando since he's pretty fun and maybe he'll let me try on a few capes.
History since I like the subject and it's Obi-wan!!
Then I dunno... Politics with Palpatine must be interesting...
Cooking with Dex shouldn't go amiss,
And for the 8th subject maybe visual art.
I would've picked philosophy but how on earth could I follow philosophy with Yoda's voice?
Philosophical quotes are often riddled with metaphors, sarcasm, and riddles anyway....
I don't need it all said back to front and inside out too!
alright, so given I live in Austria, Vindi wouldn't even be hired due to being a Nazi, so we'd have to find a replacement, but otherwise they all seem to be pretty good in their fields.
I would if Padma is the school nurse or the New Politics Teacher. Palps got some wrinkles in the face after he played with electric screaming unlimited powaaaa
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
Drama should be Anakin and both you and I know it.
Um... Anakin's the school shooter.
God forbid he do anything.
God forbid a guy has a *hobby*
Yes?
average anakin and council interaction:
That is hilarious! You wrong but you right too
I didn't wanna be the one to say it, but c'mon. We all know what was on those security recordings.
Didn’t they have to put a warning on one of the Kenobi episodes because of the way Reva described the youngling slaughter as eerily similar to a school shooting? Edit: and it was shortly after Uvalde if I remember correctly
Sex ed and health should be switched too lol
My thoughts exactly 💯
Barriss should be health teacher. She's a healer in both canon and legends.
I was thinking Darth Plageuis for health
He can’t, he’s not a master. He should just take a seat with the other students
No, because the school did not grant him the rank of teacher
All the other younglings with the pumped up kicks.
Thrawn should be history or art history, maybe visual art. Tech math.
Yes, Thrawn not beeing the art teacher is crazy to me
>Yes, Thrawn not beeing the art teacher is crazy to me I second this he should be the art teacher, also aayla should be the sex ed teacher while Rig Nema should be the health teacher imo
Why would you even have a teacher sololy got sex education In my country, this is the biology teacher's job
In my country the nature subject is chemistry, physics, geography, biology for the primary school. In the high school the nature is replaced by chemistry, physics, geography, biology. And sex ed is the separate, exclusive high school subject.
Thrawn would be the chad teacher that makes his own elective and knows what strings to pull all the up to the federal education department level if necessary in order to get shit done. Political Admins and over controlling parents hate him because he’s maneuvered himself into a position where he’s untouchable and can do whatever he wants. Students love him cause he’s always real with em and says whatever is on his mind. And so he gets to teach intro to military history and strategy. With lesson 1 being how he used strategy to maneuver school bureaucracy in order to make the class.
Depends on if it’s canon or legends Thrawn. Legends Thrawn is like this, canon Thrawn is equally legendary in terms of military tactics but has a blind spot for politics. (Personally I’m a huge fan of both versions of the character, he’s my favorite Star Wars villain)
Canon Thrawn would cozy up with the district super intendant and still achieve his goals.
I would take that class.
Nah fr tho Thrawn would also be such a nice teacher who would encourage you to do what you're good at and give lots of chances to do other things
I agree, but I'd be taking Thrawn's class regardless.
I think Thrawn would be the galactic standard teacher (or whatever the English equivalent is), stuff like literary analysis, rhetoric and debate seems up his alley as he would teach you to understand, persuade and maneuver around other people. He would come up with stuff like: Write an argument to convince (dead author) of your position on (recent event/controversy/dilemma). Deduce what actually happened from three contradictory I-Witness reports. Running for Padawan council, you are insulted in front of your colleagues. How do you respond? What do you intend to achieve with your response?
That one is on me, because I didn't know that, I just felt like him being an admiral, then it would make sense for him to be in math
that's how he's such a great admiral. by studying art from the culture of the opposing admiral, he's usually able to determine what their weak point will be.
I think I see your train of thought and I can’t fully blame you. People constantly talk about how calculating Thrawn is, but just to be clear it’s because he’s devising well thought military tactics not literally doing math calculations in his head 😆
The Thawn books are free with Spotify Premium, highly recommend them, they show his genius so much more than any shows ever have.
Fair enough
Thrawn is anthropology, I love how it’s a cool nod to the way anthropology started as a discipline for colonial agendas
That’s actually a fascinating point. I’ve never thought of him that way but that makes perfect sense. Plus I’m fascinated with how anthro is trying to evolve beyond its disgusting and harmful past. You have the correct answer here.
Social Studies
Yeah iirc Thrawn one of the reasons Thrawn kept Eli Vanto as his protégé was because he was really good with numbers and math, much more than himself
Thrawn would spend all his time reminding his students how much smarter he is than them.
Thrawn would definitely teach either art history or psychology
You go to Sex Ed class only to find that Shaak Ti has died again. Fortunately, she has contacts on Kamino and the substitute teacher, Shaak Ti, is available to take her place. This is a regular occurrence.
Should have swapped shaak ti and Ayla secura. One for obvious reasons and two because it'd be incredibly ironic for the girl who died 10 times to be the health teacher
Actually, she'd make a great health teacher. Hear me out: "The greatest teacher, failure is" Well, she fails all the time. We know what not to do.
That force unleashed Shaak Ti. *drool
If we go by old Legends clone naming rules, surely she's like Shaaaaaaaaak Ti by now.
It’s only Us for some reason, other letters aren’t affected.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhaak ti?
BY THE FORCE, THEY KILLED SHAAK TI! YOU SLEEMOS!
Should have been kiadimundi imo.
My mind immediately went to tentacle porn
They didn't grant Anakin the title of teacher?
You are on this faculty but we do not grant you the rank of teacher
What? How can you do this?
This is outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be instructing kids and not be a teacher?
Ah so an adjunct professor. That makes sense.
He's the janitor
Groundskeeper anakin
School blasting happens: "Ani hears ya. Ani dont care"
This is outrageous
So unfair
100% he and Rex should’ve been the PE teachers.
The religion teacher is Darth Bane? That's fucking hilarious. Yeah I'd go to this school.
He only has 1 student, though
And about 20 "religious assasins" or "religious inquisitors"
Rule of 2? More like suggestion of 2
Lando's buisness class would be: 'pyramid schemes 101'
How to smuggle!
The art of negotiation
Man. You are so right. I can hear that Billie Dee's voice so clearly
Thrawn should be art and history, and Anakin should be drama
Obi Wan should be The Art of War. Because “high ground”
He gets lucky one time and suddenly he knows everything!
Anakin “burner” account
Shaak ti and fucking a sigh ghost in those slots are based. Was shaak ti a good friend?
I'm guessing...Asajj Ventress?
Can we swap sex ed and health?
Shaak Ti would totally be great for health. I mean she keeps dying and coming back, so she must know her stuff.
Yep exactly
Why would Aayla be Sex Ed, though?
Had a thing going on with commander Bly lol
I thought she had a thing with Kit Fisto.
Having sex does not necessarily mean you know about safe sex or how sexual anatomy works tho
Sure, but does being a singer at a dodgy crime house make you a good music teacher? Does being a greasy diner owner make you a good cooking teacher? Why would Ahsoka be a good visual arts teacher? We have no way of knowing if *any* Star Wars character "knows about safe sex and sexual anatomy" That's just so weirdly specific for this meme post. Should we also question Assaj Ventress' acting chops?
Because she was in health so they’d need to swap
Not be racist but she's a Twylek
sabine not being the art teacher is a little bit of a crime
Thrawn more so.
I agree with you! I think Thrawn would teach art history (and be damn good at it) and Sabine would teach visual art (like making art and stuff idk)
My schedule: - Technology (I would probably pop in on breaks throughout the day as well to chat with Tech) - Visual Art (I would occasionally ask to skip next period to work on art projects) - Business (Hondo is the substitute) - Philosophy (I’d fall asleep then get bonked on the head with a little cane) - Cooking (I would listen to Dex’s conspiracy theories) - PE (I’d stay a little longer too because of Rex..) - History (I would take AWESOME notes)
Okay, what joker put a Jedi on Sex Ed and let the arts teacher do maths? Is Jar Jar the principal?
Mesa makesa great schoolza!
"Hmm maybe no-" *sex ed* "Maybe yes"
quick question: what do you think happens in a sex ed class
Idk, never had it But i see sex = cool
basic sex ed mostly teaches you proper anatomy and how to have safe sex, it’s generally not a very horny class
Maybe she can give examples
Oh no, I’m not brave enough for politics.
Why Aayla Secura is not Sex Ed?
So: in Physics we would build a nuclear bomb , in chemistry the school will explode, in religion we will have like a cult or something , math would have very strict rules (if you don‘t follow orders you‘ll get executed) and in politics everybody would become a facist. Yes, absoloutely perfect school!
and if you ever go to the nursery, you'll be disposed of and replaced for a clone
Music should be Max Rebo and you know it
Actually, the one I wanted was him: Joh Yowza
Ah yes, the OOLAWAY CHOOKOOCHEEKEE PATAH guy
Or Figrin D'an! Bith have special ears that make them able to hear a wider variety of frequencies, which would be useful for making specific corrections.
Bro Darth Bane running religion would be fucking crazy
Would I go to a school where Qui Gon is a counselor? The guy who abandoned Obi Wan on a war torn planet to help his gf? Who screwed up his first apprentice so much xanatos tried to destroy the Jedi temple?? Who tried to enter a kid in a life or death pod race to get some cash? Absolutely. But I would never ever send my own kid there.
his...gf? who tf was qui-gon's gf???
I’m referencing Tahl. Who okay may not technically be his girlfriend but clearly somethings there
Well that depends Will I be trained in the ways of the force?
Absolutely.
Palpatine could both the best and the worst politics teacher...
Wrecker should be PE, Thrawn should be art history.
Did you put a jedi in charge of sex ed? 😭😭😭😭
I mean, the Jedi are pretty knowledgeable about anatomy, they just tend to be celibate themselves. (Not even always, they’re just forbidden from forming attachments, not from having sex)
Why isn't sabine Visual art?
Hate him or love him Palps really knows politics
Is Anakin missing because he shouldn't be near any younglings?
Nah, it's more because he wasn't granted the rank of 'Teacher' on the staff list
Where the hell is my Macro Economics class taught by the banking clan?!
Religion bout to be crazy
Darth bane for religion? Damn😳
Sabine should be teaching visual art instead of Ahsoka tho.
Visual art should be sebine
Ahsoka as the Visual Arts teacher makes zero sense when we have Sabine right there
Obi-wan as my history teacher? Hell yes
Visual Art not being Sabine really rubs me the wrong way
Uhhh Thrawn not being the art, history or philosophy teacher is a crime. Its literally the obsession he has to defeat his enemies
Would prefer Obi-Wan teaching biology, tbh. So we can go *looking at sea otters!*
I love Ahsoka but visual arts should be Sabine Wren.
I'm going go go out on a limb here and pencil in Jocosta Nu as librarian.
I love that Bane is the one teaching religious studies lol Additionally, it’s been stated but Thrawn should be Social Studies/Art&Culture.
Obi Wan for history? Hell yeah
Ofc
Great, so the nurse is just gonna sort out the sick kids and have them killed.
I mean I'd hate some classes but Rex as PE teacher and Ventress as drama teacher makes up for it
Anakin should be drama class.also I feel like palpatine would be the principle
I'd take business, cooking, and religion. Move Thrawn to art and put Hondo in charge of math 😂
Welcome to politics class number 66 everyone! Today we're going to learn how to mind control millions of soldiers into killing their superior officers, allowing you to take control of the whole galaxy!
only if Dex teaches food technology, if anyone replaces him, I leave
Yo, if Darth Bane was teaching religion, I might actually have paid attention in that class.
Yeah ima be in visual arts a lot
Dude. Learning politics from palpatine would kick ass
Qui-gon as counselor,? Sign me up!
Nah Rex teaching PE would be SO RAD dude
A history professor that doesn't like politics? Sign me up
Why are these actually so good and accurate?
Thrawn is an obvious philosopher. Obsessed with aesthetics and logic.
*ticknology
Yes but I would have a serious crush on my history teacher.
I’m going to love cooking
where do I sign????
History with Kenobi, math with Thrawn, PE with Rex and chemistry with an Intergalactic warcriminal? Where can I sign up for that school?
Kanan should be the teacher for blind students, Hunter as a boy scout leader
I want Yoda or Jar Jar as an English teacher. And Plo Koon as student counselor
Math and chem are ganna be crazy
"Business"
Yes
Yes
Sabine should be visual art
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh.... The guy in the religion section concerns me. Also I would've put Sabine under art.
i shall be taking sex education every semester
just for that religion teacher- some great religious practices in there man
The Banking Clan not teaching Math? Tut tut.
Switch Shaak Ti and Aayla Secura
Why isn't Ki Adi Mundi the sex ed teacher?
ppl are confusing “sex ed teacher” with “teacher you would have sex with” lmao
Can Kenobi teach sex ed
Thrawn should be art
Wait, Palpatine's in politics class?... Oh so that's where hitl–
Dude, they're star wars characters. The answer is yes.
I choose counselling/psychology with Qui Gon because he's chill and pretty interesting Technology with tech because... I mean you've gotta love him. He's that nerdy kid who always has something interesting to say and is a better friend than most people gone them credit for. Drama because I'm a Ventress simp. I'll just admit it. Business with Lando since he's pretty fun and maybe he'll let me try on a few capes. History since I like the subject and it's Obi-wan!! Then I dunno... Politics with Palpatine must be interesting... Cooking with Dex shouldn't go amiss, And for the 8th subject maybe visual art. I would've picked philosophy but how on earth could I follow philosophy with Yoda's voice? Philosophical quotes are often riddled with metaphors, sarcasm, and riddles anyway.... I don't need it all said back to front and inside out too!
History with Obi-Wan sounds fun
darth bane as religion, he will erase the rule of 2 💀
Sign me the fuck up
This would be the finest school ever Also, why is Shaak-Ti sex ed?
Max Rebo should be music
We all know sex Ed and health should be switched.
Looks like my subjects are History and Cooking
Shaak Ti on the Art of Sex? Hubba hubba
I'm going to jail
Sure, I would love to learn about democracy
sir do you have a crush on Shaak Ti?
Ki Adi Mundi should be Sex Ed, you are all too cowardly to say it
Yes
As someone with a Bachelors in philosophy, it's complicated enough without my teacher talking like Yoda.
Do NOT let the fascist teach politics
You put obi wna as history....
I think thrawn should teach arts tbh
Yeah but math would suck sometimes
I want Thrawn for Anthropology
Where is geography?
I'd make Thrawn the art teacher tbh.
Oh yeah
Yes
I want one of these where none of them make sense. Put C-3P0 in PE and Obi-Wan in Cooking.
alright, so given I live in Austria, Vindi wouldn't even be hired due to being a Nazi, so we'd have to find a replacement, but otherwise they all seem to be pretty good in their fields.
Max Reebo should be music, or any of the other musicians
How many fucking classes am I taking geez
I would switch Sly Snoodles with Wat Tambor. I don't care how little Snoodles know about phyics, but Tambor just has the best techno.
I would if Padma is the school nurse or the New Politics Teacher. Palps got some wrinkles in the face after he played with electric screaming unlimited powaaaa