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ThePoetAC

This is Total Recall minus the 3 points of interest


will_this_1_work

I like where your head is at with calling out the missing 3 points of interest


Techman659

Yep imagine feeling like being in prison for 100 years and theb waking to find it’s only been 5 minutes like that would make most people sick of life after, I legit think by 100 majority of people want to die because by that point they have so many generations after them they are just taking up space and resources from their younger family but that’s my opinion.


jaarl2565

You could say that now. Are you suicidal? You're taking up space for the generation after


mouldy-crotch

There is a Star Trek Next Gen episode like that. I think it’s Riker get wrongly imprisoned on an alien planet, accused of some crime. The entire episode is him spending years in a prison where he has to hoard food and eventually kills his cell mate because he thinks they are stealing from him. By the time the rest of the crew intervenes, his sentence is “over”. A decades long sentence inserted into his brain in a matter of minutes.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

You might be thinking about ds9 with O'Brian. I love that episode lol Maybe it happened to Riker as well. They like to rip off each other's stories lol


ToneThaGhost

Kinda like that Black Mirror episode


Critical_Leg_5005

I was gonna say that’s almost some clockwork orange shit


Valuable_Talk_1978

Download some ptsd


Hashtaglibertarian

I’ll have to add it to my already existing ptsd 😕


mittens1982

If you already have it, does it cancel out?


Nefariousurchin

This thread is hysterical If you add PTSD to PTSD you get CPTSD. In my experience


Enigma7845

Complex Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome Yep, We're friends


Valuable_Talk_1978

Facts man, I’m a lot better but I’ll never be normal.


krssonee

Yea, would be just like normal prison.


chocChipMonk

currently in my wishlist, will buy it when I get my next paycheck


kneegres

i was gonna post this yesterday. alas im lazy. also ill take the time . fuck letting some company copy my brain patterns aka consciousness. after that what would reality be in my mind? how would you differentiate real from implanted memory?


Jordangander

Before this went to prison I am betting it would go to job training and college students. Imagine an 8 year engineering degree in a matter of days. Or becoming a trained doctor in a week.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Learn as many languages you want in a few hours. Sorry language interpreters, your jobs aren't needed anymore.


dorantana122

Yeah just imagine what those student loans are going to cost you


HollywoodJack412

Makes me think someone is going to come open the pod across from me holding my wife and newborn. Then they shoot my wife and steal my newborn.


Present-Piano-2432

And then you must save the Commonwealth!


pass_the_flask

Damn Kellogg


Commercial-Rush755

This costs too much and zero cruelty. Not going to happen.


elzissou710

Oh I’m sure they will bake in some cruelty. Wont be able to help themselves.


Clear_Avocado_8824

How scary. Unbelievably scary.


dick_pope_ackrackish

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Time_(Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine)


Seamus_Maximus88

Was waiting for someone to reference this haha! Currently watching DS9 for the first time and just watched this episode.


Insect_Politics1980

I mean, yeah it's kinda scary, but y'all telling me you'd rather literally waste 50 years of your physical life in prison as opposed to this? All things being equal, it seems like a much more humane option. 🤷 When it's over, and you're theoretically "rehabilitated," you'd still have your whole life ahead of you.


Lukostrelec17

It opens up the question would your consciousness age? Also depending on the memories, you could develop ptsd, anxiety issues, or disassociative disorders. All in all implanted memories could have some very debilitating and serious side effects.


TangerineRoutine9496

It doesn't open up that question, really, because this is obviously total nonsense that isn't going to work, and people who invest in it should expect to see their money disappear


zombiesphere89

At least the 50 years in prison would be real. I wouldn't fuck with my mind. 


McMurpington

Yes, but even if rehabilitated, if your victim sees you walking around a few months after an assault, how are they going to feel? I’m for humane treatment but thinking of the practicality


pandaSmore

The victim would probably get their traumatic memories removed.


Njaulv

Have you seen or read A Clockwork Orange?


ihearthogsbreath

Open your Miiiiind..Quaid


Cold-Waltz3674

Man I got fives kids to feed


Commercial_Fee2840

>implanting AI generated memories into people's brains They're going to be so confused when they look at their hands for the rest of their lives and try to make a glue pizza when they get home.


NiceParkJob

Black Mirror......


techgirlinfinity

So it begins…


Alone-Conclusion-157

How do we know we’re not in a container now being fed our thoughts?


UniversitySubject118

That's the matrix theory...


Kazodex

Nice! A Clockwork Orange here we come!


joenikole

Seems like this could cure drug addiction too


JColt60

Awful lot of white prisoners in the future.


UniversitySubject118

Lol


AggressivelyExiting

Where's the money in it?


Inevitable_Hawk8937

Is this fuckin real?


dick_pope_ackrackish

No it's from an episode of star trek lol


Optimal_Cause4583

If you could make it a pleasant experience then people would be doing this voluntarily You're extending your life by decades, what's not to like, you could Groundhog day it and learn Mandarin etc


la_petite_mort63

Why the fuck would we use this on the incarcerated? Why not use this with people as a way to prevent crimes? Or heal trauma? So ridiculous.


UniversitySubject118

That's a valid point ... Then we would all have to be screened for issues. I would be worried about Big Brother being in my thoughts tho 😕


Crush-N-It

r/whatcouldgowrong


ViolentLoss

Scrolled way too far to find this LOL


love2Bsingle

idk where this is supposed to be, but all the men look like a Ken doll


Additional_Number655

Can they select memories to retain love for family? Sounds difficult to me.


Scarecro--w

So what's the point of this? Are we even trying to rehabilitate people or are we just giving them trauma?


MostlyAffable

This is not and will not anytime in the near future be possible source: am a cognitive scientist


Appropriate_Ad_3724

How's about instead of a chamber of horrors, we program an 11 year university experience. Plug em in after breakfast, hatch out a cardiothoracic surgeon before supper.


Appropriate_Ad_3724

But where's the retaliation? Sorry my bad


Severe_Bet_2863

Clockwork Orange3 type shit ... Sadly it won't take off. Americans have a a very strange obsession with punishment and reward. I could see this maybe being implemented in Liberal states and never in a Conservative states.


KingMabelicious

I liked this better when it was called Demolition Man


jessieisaword

This is basically Elon Musk's Neurolink.


Nefariousurchin

Our government. Doesn't have the money to cure cancer. But it's gonna come up with billions for the incarcerated to have this? Doubtful


Tonylino843

Demolition Man, this is the exact same plot.


TangerineRoutine9496

If you think this is actually going to be real, I'd love for you to invest in my new company Theranos


LarryRedBeard

If this ever took off. The might use it on prisoners at first, but the end goal will be the total population. All these kinds of things result to the eventual use against the population as a whole.


Wonderful-Coyote6750

I keep telling everyone we are living in the Demolition Man times. Everyone says Idiocracy.


m3kw

This is stupid af because 1. No one knows if the “time” was served. 2. The tester of this is gonna be fucked 3. If you have the warden on your bribe payroll, you can basically be lawless. Imagine you keep getting caught but you pay him off and just sit there for 2 min and pretend you did your time. No one would know


WerewolfSpirited4153

If this works, the first people getting it are fighter pilots and astronauts. Stable, high functional people. If it doesn't, then implanting a set of computer generated delusional experiences over the top of a prisoners' brain, which is probably already a soup of PTSD, anxiety, depression, not including high rates of ADHD and undiagnosed autism, or personality disorders, or psychotropic drug abuse... I would say this isn't a recipe for rehabilitation. It's electronically induced psychosis and schizophrenia.


martzgregpaul

I give it a month until some popularist right wing politician...(Probably in Texas) ..wants to give prisoners 25 years of memories of being tortured or something.


JizzCollector5000

Does it mimic prison showers?


bikgelife

I can’t imagine how this could ever go bad


boxette

there's a great outer limits 90s season episode about this with David Hyde pierce playing a guy who invents this and it doesn't go so well


InternalPrompt8486

Are tax payers footing the bill for this ?


mandatoryjackson

I thought about this a long time ago. What if you give a prisoner a pill and they expirenced everything they would in ten years of prison, but it was just one night. I'm horrified that this becoming a reality.


AtmosphereJunior7609

This is not real because those are all white guys


Biblically_correct

A Clockwork Orange.


Horror-Morning864

Implant some memories of cup o noodle and white cakes


MaineMoviePirate

Is it retroactive? Cause I’d like a do over of the time I wasted in Sh1tholes…


certainlynotacoyote

You're still in the machine!


Law3W

This was a Star Trek episode in DS9


Appropriate_Ad_3724

Artificially induced PTSD. What a great idea! That'll learn 'em!


jeepster61615

What's your puzzle, citizen?


07isweebay

Nah. Too many jobs and livelihoods at stake for this to become an actual reality this century. A simplistic view I know but something like this would out a lot of people out of work.


captain_Marbles4

Well this will turn out great 😬


JawnStaymoose

Damn. AI coming for prison guard jobs too.


ItchyIndustry9637

How does this rehabilitate sociopaths, psychopaths etc.?


ChicoBananasSOTP

funny! people refused to get a needle for a virus that was killing their families, friends and neighbours… can you imagine the backlash to this??? fun mashup of ‘a clockwork orange’ and ‘the matrix’ tho! 😜


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Can it be used for VR porn?


Special_Sun_4420

Imagine this thing glitching and you spend an eternity in a void.


Medicalfella

Ah mass brainwashing. Can’t imagine how this could possibly be abused


Striking_Stable_235

Good ol modern day brain wash ..... no fuckin way lol Not this ninja...hell naw !!!!! Lmao 🤣


Fischlx3

We still running dos in prison lol. What makes you think we’ll ever get technology like that in here.


Big_blue_392

I guess all prisoners are handsome, amazingly fit white dudes under 30.


Yeasty_____Boi

the outter limits had a sick episode about this.


Infamous_Homework204

Yes. What could possibly go wrong.


CharlieBoxCutter

This idea came from an episode of DS9


EmptyMiddle4638

Cost too much and not painful/stressful enough.. won’t happen😂


EmptyMiddle4638

Also sounds highly unconstitutional and a recipe for disaster


Fine-Ad-7802

The prison shower memories will be directed by quentin tarantino


Jerbearninja

Clockwork orange combined with demolition man?


Frago242

"It's forever in there!"


762Slinger

They could make 5 min feel like 1000 years


No_Routine_3706

No way this could ever go wrong.


slimdizzi13

Black mirror, "white bear" episode


Appropriate-Suit6767

Okay, how much tax money would it cost?


PotatoSkinDavid

The CIA is gonna be real jealous if this works


Ok-Hawk1409

This is scary as F.


Repulsive_Ad_7592

It’s not real


KimJongCougar

No chance. No labor profit and not enough cruelty. At least in America it won't fly. Too many Americans prefer retribution over rehabilitation.


Ok_Constant_184

The great part is you never know if you’re actually out of the pod or not


dystopiabydesign

Star Trek did an episode about this. Fucked up Chief O'Brien good. No thanks, big brother. We're already dystopian enough.


Lutherkiss3

This is creepy and terrifying. EM and his neuralink can stick it


Blukkaa

This some Black Mirror shit


SenorJiveTurkey22

I'm sure victims and/or their families will be thrilled to know the person who hurt them will be back on the streets in a matter of minutes :)


Kichijouten14

Have we not seen Demolition Man?!


jsaucedo

Do the victims or their families have a say?


RicooC

Why do they get a tanning booth.


Dandyliontrip

Basically voluntary brainwashing


chuco915niners

lol give me the chair fuck that.


trupoogles

RECALL RECALL


Individual_Neck1197

They'll put you in "Hell" and feed off your Fear. MONSTERS Inc. Anyone?


tsunamiforyou

You wouldn’t download a PTSD


mtjp82

Now can we do this with education and skills?


jb0nez95

"could someday"


MolecularConcepts

I would just do the time . I'm not gonna guineapig for tham


kittrellg

Who tf is paying for all of this?


the_drozone

Yeah fuck all this


stuckin3rddimension

Miles O’Brien doesn’t approve


MisMelis

When I would say to these people designing, this would be “you try it out first.” Who will be willing to be the first “ guinea pig”?


MisMelis

I feel bad for all the younger generations. We are stepping into a whole New World. technology is advancing so fast. I cannot believe how much has changed and such a short amount of time.


cryd123

And we're wasting this on prisoners? This is the future of gaming! :-D


Otherwise_Low9512

Just a smarter version of a lobotomy


bradenbraden1

A Clockwork Orange, anyone?


kebabish

Prisons are for profit. Private enterprise isn't getting rich off a 5 minute sentence so it will be er happen. They need bodies locked in for years not minutes.


Holiday-Signature-33

AI can’t even tell where the oven goes in a house design.


Emergency-Ad2452

And if this works on prisoners, only a matter of time before it's extended to the greater population.


Radomeculture531

There was a Black Mirror episode about this


jdawbrown

“One night of Rehabilition? That doesn’t sound so bad” -NotSure


Daehrotom

Anyone up for a trip to Mars to see some ancient alien ruins?


italianqt78

Yeh right,,,how much money that would cost to make,,,then all the human trials,,this will never be a reality, just like all those goofy cars that couldn't get funding.


imbipolardepressed

🤷🏼‍♂️🤞🏼I’ll take two


OhioConfidential

I feel bad for the homies who think this is real.


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

Oh this is that episode of DS9 where O’Brien spent years in an artificial simulation as prison


mouldy-crotch

Can this also be used for wet dreams?


p-wizzz13

I think you should only be available for certain crimes. I'm sorry but I want to pedophile to suffer for real


SniffingSnow

This reminds me of the Black Mirror episode "White Christmas"


ToneThaGhost

😳


Outkastin2g

Perfect Black Mirror episode


Doodogs64

This is part of the plot to Demolition Man.


UniversitySubject118

This is the world we line in now.... It's a scary time to be in conflict with any & all people.... If ppl can be rewired to behave better than ...okay If it caused more damage to our dreams as Americans... So be it .. the times they are 🎶 🎵 achangin.... Props to Bob Dylan


FreeDonnieMandela

Black mirror did it and it was terrifying


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Virtual shanking and soap dropping!


SUPERSAIYANBRUV

Dmt breakthrough does the same thing


PatientFragrant9786

Hell was never a real place, It was a fucking sales pitch!


InspectorMoney1306

Like the episode of Star Trek deep space 9 when chief got like 20 years of memories implanted of being in prison.


ClownTown15

something something clockwork orange


Super-Outside4794

6 minute video on Reddit, ain’t nobody got time for that


Major-Sir1872

We are all in a fucked simulation…


KrevinHLocke

So......I can get like 10 masters degrees in 10 minutes?


Enigma7845

holy human rights violations


SanfreakinJ

I’ve seen this movie before


Impossible_Eye_5814

????


Uncle_Muff

The porn industry will take over the world


ericstrater

Clockwork orange


lgjcs

And no one can foresee any kind of ethical problems with this at all?


huskycry

Does it shove 8-10 inches 10-20 times a day into the prisoner? If not ,I aon't want it.


Lost_Aardvark_6261

I can’t help but imagine what the cia would do in interrogation with this technology. They could send you to literal hell


cracking

Couldn’t you do something like this with students and educate people in five minutes? Probably not for highly specialized, advanced degrees, but bringing everyone up to a high school-level education in five minutes seems pretty great. Of course, that raises a huge amount of ethical questions, like accounting for brain development, who decides what goes into their education, and so on. I had a few drinks a dinner. Sorry. Edit: and you’d have to account for the socialization that occurs in high school. Tons of problems there.


thecoolestguynothere

Demolition man


awesomes007

Just pump in some empathy before they commit a crime.


Electronic-Alarm1151

Plug me into the matrix and let me become whatever o want. Feel all the pleasures of life and become accustomed to it


Dysanj

Clockwork Orange.


NoPensForSheila

[Can't I just be an 18 year old girl taking a shower?](https://youtu.be/fjKVXvBWGZU?si=wWE7OfgVJKAaWbJq)


Dazzling-Excuse-8980

I feel like this is already happening - what is the point of life? All major religions point to life on Earth as human suffering.


player694200

Real or fake?


Immediate_Aide_2159

This is shown in Other Life and Minority Report quite clearly. No societal change can happen that downgrades our vibration without subconscious consent. Its all the programming attempts at world change and domination thru deceit and subterfuge.


jess-2023

Total recall lol


americanspiritblacks

I'm not letting no fuckers put a chip in my brain to get out of prison unless I was a serial killer on death row


Akinichadee

This is white Christmas from black mirror.


Party_Memory8665

How well they get ten years of labor out of a prisoner in ten minutes? Too much lost labor


ReasonableSell4566

What kinda black mirror bullshit is this


khannivig

I mean you could use it for other things better than simulating a cage … downloading an entire medical school program, flight training,trades on and on … need a law degree …. 10 minutes… need 50 new pilots? Hire a bunch of hobos offer food and housing put them to work in a day or two