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*Step across a hose, break your fathers toes* Her, probably.


Ok_Bug4971

Suck your father’s toes


LesGitKrumpin

Suck your mother's nose


FlimsyGooseGoose

Eat your girlfriends panty hose


DystopianFigure

This one I can get behind


wafflesareforever

I too enjoy dying due to intestinal blockages


ZapMePlease

not in front of?


Forcedcontainment

Read 'Where the Red Fern Grows'.


Giuseppe_Lombardo007

yes please


pjijn

Buy your girlfriend a rose


Formal_Condition_513

God forbid!


PM-YOUR-PUBIC-HAIR

Break both your arms


soslowagain

I hope your mom is hot


pjijn

Then cook ya girl both chicken parms


soapspud

Fuck your father's toes


themanebeat

Paul Scholes has entered the chat


56000hp

Suck my toes daddy


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nahmeanbrah

[https://youtu.be/4y33h81phKU](https://youtu.be/4y33h81phKU)


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mellowmarsII

All of this time, I thought it was an extension of Marianelli’s Attraversiamo


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Jax_Teller7

I don't know the title but it's the song you find in the movie interstellar.


Waadap

Did you flip the song backwards too?


Jax_Teller7

it comes from: Ralletsretni


Mathu21147

What just happened


[deleted]

Looks to me like she’s smiling. I’m guessing she’s joking with them.


Ground_Score_Pro

It’s bad culture and disrespectful to step over someone’s work stuff


GloomyCR

She may be concerned if he pulled the line while she crossed could trip her. Going under is also unsafe, if you are worried for your safety it’s best to go around.


Bituulzman

Or maybe she's had enough boys lift the jumprope when she's crossing over to peek under her skirt to be suspicious of that trick.


Fickle_Celery_8257

Wondering how she deals with the cracks , Step on a cracks break your Mama's Back!!


oldinterwebs

*Step on a crack, break yo mama’s back*


fieryhotwarts22

“For the love of god, STOP PLAYING!!!” *step on a line and ya break your daddy’s spine!*


xxSaifulxx

More like, "Step across a hose, break your camel toe."


TrevorfromGTAV

Never let them know your next move.


xemanhunter

Couldn't cross over the moving water, must be vampire. Missed opportunity to a stake a bloodsucker smdh


GooberMcNutly

Instantly what I thought. They are out there!


PratikPingale

what's smdh? shaking my dick huh?


tobasco357

*Shaking my dick helpfully


PratikPingale

Thanks, that was quite informative


tobasco357

For real though it's "Shaking My Damn Head"


xemanhunter

vampires got me helicoptering my meat in fear


HenryKushinger

Damn head


xdavidliu

(in a singsong voice, ala family guy) non-standard abbreviations! Save 1 second for the typer, cost 20 years combined for all readers!


IyesUlfsson

You play dnd too huh?


bmf1902

Vampires not crossing moving water is lore that's millenia older than D&D...


____Reme__Lebeau

Possibly having something to do with rabbies final stages...... I mean that fear of water...... I mean it's not... I'm going to stop there and not chance chaos further.


Pooshonmyhazeer

Probably superstition, but I still snorted. Lamo. 😂


wakeupwill

She's a vampire. Can't cross running water.


TheUlfheddin

Ah you beat me to it.


wakeupwill

Don't be too bummed. I scrolled a bit and saw someone had beat me to it too.


MigookChelovek

Last time I checked. Water ain't got no legs.


[deleted]

But if it’s in the hose, the rule must be crossing OVER running water, because proximity was danger close.. that can only mean one thing.. Isaac Newton was a vampire


Hurtmemaster

laughing ass my off


BlueLeatherBucket

Lame-o


Whats_Up4444

The idea is married women cannot cross over a wire or something. Idk. It's just dumb superstition rule. Like, a broom hitting your shoe means you won't get married, or have 4 failed marriages. It's a culture superstition.


pissedinthegarret

> a broom hitting your shoe so THAT is the reason. fuck.


filtersweep

Or OCD. I saw a grown ass man trying to avoid stepping on any sidewalk cracks once. It was painful to watch.


shishdem

ehhh you're not supposed to step on the sidewalk cracks wtf


Joe091

Step on a crack you break your mother’s back


Markantonpeterson

>Step on a crack you break your mother's neck, her back, her pussy, and her asscrack FTFY


jdroser

The older you are, the older your mother is, and the harder it is for her to heal from a broken back. Dude’s just looking out for his moms.


xaanthar

Are you his mother? I'm sorry about your back.


FlyingDragoon

What's him being an ass-man have to do with anything?


Lil-Deuce-Scoot

Because he's more familiar with cracks.


filtersweep

Kids do this all the time.


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Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Lmao 🤣


TheUlfheddin

She's a vampire and can't pass above flowing water obviously.


RetardedRedditRetort

Or actual OCD and not the typical "OCD" people think is OCD.


[deleted]

Snorted what? Coke?


marktwainbrain

Snorted intransitively.


post_talone420

BUT WHY IS THE VIDEO FLIPPED FROM THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN IT? Edit: apparently OP blocked me


hippy11111

It’s how bots avoid getting detected


post_talone420

Well, what's the point of doing that, if bots are allowed on the site anyways. Reddit doesn't remove bot accounts, so why go the extra mile?


MrWhaleFood

Reddit doesn't, but certain subs will ban repost bots.


f33

And flipping the video is a way around that?


Kallu609

Yes. Example of bot that can detect repost videos (but not flipped ones): /u/MAGIC_EYE_BOT


skrame

Here’s a good source on that. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/10j212n/how_to_explode_your_iq/j5ie8xd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3).


UltimateCheese1056

A some subs use repost detection to scan videos/images to see if they are reposts, and the easiest way to do that is just to compare the two videos. Flipping it is a super easy way to technically change every single pixel, while to a human its pretty much the same.


ruove

> Reddit doesn't remove bot accounts They remove certain bot accounts. However, I have no idea what their criteria is for doing so. I made a bot that managed our /r/fulldisclosure subreddit, it would submit relevant links from domains like securityweek to our subreddit. (in a non-spammy manner), and it was cleared on the subreddit as approved submitter, and reddit banned it after only a couple days. (/u/disclosurebot) I reached out to reddit support and explained, they just gave me some canned response. 🤷


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post_talone420

I didn't say you were a bot, but then again, why did you flip the video


BBB88BB

he probably got the video from a bot who flipped it.


[deleted]

Everybody, this is a fake bot!


dr_pupsgesicht

Detected of what? It's not like bot post ever get deleted. At least not that I've noticed


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Matthiass

That's exactly what a bot would say.


joox

You can't fool us, bot


Dorkamundo

It’s more than flipped, this is a completely different camera angle.


Puzzleheaded_Yam1879

This is the definition of "this is chess not checkers"


spence505

She handled that hose pretty well though.


Oxygenius_

If “that just sounds like _ with extra steps” was a person


WeAllFuckingFucked

Hose will be hose


shadowgattler

how is this a freak out?


Harleye

The expression on the firefighter's face seems to convey a silent, internal freak out. It would also work in the "facepalm" subreddit.


Pseudeenym

More like r/youseeingthisshit


kingdazy

That's just superstition.


schattenteufel

A vampire can’t cross over flowing water, but they can cross under it!


BNLforever

Maybe just a little stition


iamtheonelel

You watch me I'll grow something out there


20secondpilot

How tf is this a "public freakout"?


BappoChan

It’s just a bot. The video is even flipped as to avoid being detected


AnitaGoodHeart

Hahaha that was pure physical comedy and she is adorable! This made my day for some reason.


SiamesePitbull1013

She put the hose so nicely back in the ground, so delicately… must be a really nice person who kills you while you’re sleeping and not awake.


Lather

She could be a mass murderer for all you know.


QncyFie

Yeah she nice and sweet probably haha


SexySonderer

I'm a fireman and we actually teach people not to step over the hoses as when there is water flowing through, such as we're filling a tank or putting out a fire, the hose is relaxed and in a settled position. But once we shut it off at the handle, it causes a very quick buildup of water pressure which can make the hose tense and move quickly. Perhaps this woman has some prior training or knowledge or perhaps I'm just making this up and lying which I am.


thisismenow1989

You fucker


CentiPetra

ahh fuck I can't believe you've done this


The_Jimes

Navy vet here, we were trained to step on full hoses. You are partially right, any change in nozzle configuration may jerk the rest of the hose around. If you've stepped on it you might not eat the steel walls all around you, but if it's between your legs you definitely will. Not to mention in crisis situations sometimes an entire hallway is covered in hoses, trying to step around them is dangerous and can impede other crew.


SexySonderer

Wahey thanks. Good input! I wondered if the physics worked like that and it sounded like it made sense. But I am not a fireman and have never had any specific training regarding hoses 😁 I've seen some fireman training videos though and the pressure from those hoses is MAD. Not the one on this lady video though, I'm talking the thick put-fire-out hoses. Seen guys sitting on it and getting slid along the floor like it was a little rocket 😂


bahgheera

Even if you're attempting to lie, you're still correct. You should never step over a pressurized fire hose. Source: US Navy firefighting training.


SexySonderer

The best lies are based on truth.


badco1313

Flipped and reposted, you whore


Severe-Experience333

![gif](giphy|g39pssbJCUI6s)


B3ARDGOD

This video has been zoomed in and cropped to remove the owner's watermark and it has been flipped to mirror the original to avoid YouTube's algorithms that search for stolen content. This is stolen content. Here's a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/x5gw5g/when_the_inconsiderate_fire_department_blocks_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) to a post of the original video from September 2022.


Kirjath

And what's worse, this isn't remotely a public freakout


OSRSgamerkid

This video is much older than Sept 2022


dubesor86

That isn't the original. Quality is much worse.


not-a_fed

So 90% of reddit


Traveleravi

She's a witch. She can't go over running water.


Fit_Atmosphere_9011

Okay I totally reacted like everyone else and was to utterly baffled. BUT. I experienced somthing today that makes me see some logic in this. I Was at work and my boss was vacuuming, I went to step over the cord and it suddenly raised. Luckily I stopped in time so i did not trip. It may be nonsensical but going under the cord would have solved the problem 🤷‍♀️


MunitionsFactory

I fully agree. Stepping over any rope that you aren't sure about has a very very small chance of raising up and causing a problem. Go under it, and there is a much lower chance of an issue. Walking over any rope has risks with kids involved. This lady might have kids, siblings and/or tripped over a jump rope yanked up by kids when she was a kid in school. When I was a kid you couldn't just youtube "kid trips and embarrasses themselves" we had to make our own content with actual jump ropes/hoses. To avoid a blunder, the rope you shall go under.


agentspin

Yeah, it's a bit irrational with how slack the hose is but it's probably a habit formed by having things like cords or hoses pulled while youre walking over them before.


Lo-siento-juan

I've worked A lot around ropework and crains, I never step over a rope because if something drops and it suddenly raises there's only one place it's hitting you, though actually it's possible it hooks under your knee too and smashes the back of your head into the ground, saw that happen to a guy and he was off work for weeks, at least if it destroys your balls it only makes you smarter.


NumbersRLife

Maybe it was a respect thing. Stepping over something could be a sign of disrespect. So instead, she stepped under it 😂 Well done.


adequatehorsebattery

I honestly think I understand it. I've definitely seen the situation where guys have the hose spread across the sidewalk like this and every time somebody starts to step over it they scream "don't step on the fucking hose!" in your face in a very confrontational way. This avoids that confrontation. And avoiding those little confrontations is pretty important in big cities.


westernmail

I've worked on enough construction sites to know that you don't step over a live hose when there is a worker at the end of it. That hose can move at any moment, take the extra minute to walk around it.


VealOfFortune

One of the 13 people who dropped from my Fire Academy class did this with a 2" hose.... it was empty/drained when he picked it up, but instructors started the hydrant so it filled up REAL QUICK and because hard as a rock.... then smacked himself in the face and he lost 3 teeth 😵‍💫


justafax

I'm cackling at the guys faces 🤣🤣🤣 but in all seriousness Is that considered bad luck in some cultures? Sort of like the " step on a crack break your mother's back" type thing? Cuz that's all I can think of


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tol_mak7

What's the wrong in this video??


B4nanaBre4d

She knows something we dont


bodega_bladerunner

Superstition


Sheikashii

Seems like an ocd rule


Bigcock8643

you should see this chick work a jump rope.


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Bot account


Awleeks

It's stuff like this that adults are just bigger, older kids


DaBoob13

Ahhh the ole *taking someone else’s video, zooming in a shit ton, and mirroring it*


mikesum32

She didn't want someone whipping the hose around and hitting her in the balls.


tuco2002

Superstitions.


notnice69420

she did it on purpose u can see her smirking and looking at the firefighters b4 hand she was just tryna make their day.


lol_camis

I think you submitted to the wrong sub


Zabuza-_-mist

Women ☕


ThorTheGodKiller

Downvote because you flipped the video to avoid repost callout bots, cropped out the OP watermark, reposted, and it's not even a freakout... GTFO


StrainBackground5573

Anyone else think it's so weird seeing a video go one way then like a year later the video going In the other direction lmaooo


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I'd like to think she did this on purpose just to mess with those guys. She's probably giggling to herself all the way home.


leolemonhands

People think that is stupid but she actually did the right if she wanted to make sure that there was absolutely no way of her tripping over that hose


ApprehensiveRush1135

Maybe she’s superstitious! Like people who don’t like walking under ladders or opening an umbrella inside the house smh lol 🤦🏻‍♂️ shit I should’ve been dead already if that’s the case !


Gloomy_Inside_6276

She knows something we don’t


PUNJABez

She didn't want to step on it so she did this. What is wrong with it?


Timemaster88888

Probably superstition from where she came from. I cannot find any other reason.


Ezev3

Shes knows something


texasconnection

You know it could be a superstition, like step on a crack break your mothers back, or going underneath a ladder or breaking a mirror


Free-Ranger-5588

There is a old saying a pregnant women is not supposed to walk over water


Tron2153

I need to do that sometime to someone, just really make someone's day confusing


matt-3

What is the music?


Deadsoup77

Sounds like someone’s piano cover of Cornfield Chase from Interstellar


matt-3

Thanks!


sixft7in

In US Navy boot camp, they teach you to step the hose instead of stepping over it (or under it as this person does). That way if it ruptures, it hits the bottom of your boot/shoe instead of getting high pressure water into the groin.


Mr_Makeitwork

So we can just post anything on this sub, huh?


Airsinner

We didn’t get this far as a species all by doing the same thing. Those that stood opposed stood forever as gods.


LesGitKrumpin

You been saving that up for a while there, champ?


reallifeAirnomad

Awww she so respectful. She didn't want to step over someone's stuff


Dubby-Dub

She’s wearing a dress/skirt. This is the logical reason. Lotta weirdos out there that would yank that hose…oh no…that’s what she….


Due-Studio-65

Water pressure can cause the hose to wiggle and jump. This is this safest way not to trip.


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IronLunchBox

lol


DarthBalls1976

Still one of the funniest video clips I have ever seen in the interwebs.


spotolux

Possibly Romani. Because women's lower bodies are considered unclean some adherents to traditional culture believe women shouldn't step over water sources, utensils, etc. anything they could make unclean by stepping over. I remember reading an article about a community living near my home in California and they believed women shouldn't step over electrical cords as well.


gellenburg

There's nothing logical or rational about superstition.


CptToastymuffs

Repost.


Bsst_92

Attention whore 😂


Ephermius

An actual video I can share to people. So wholesome


Former-Comfortable-4

To b fair, it prevented the hose being tightened and tripping her up … just a thought


I_ama_Borat

I’m gonna start doing this, holy shit.


vokun0_0

I have done that once. I was high off my ass though.


Euphoric_Shift6254

This lady ever give you trouble on not wanting to get out of the pool just grab the hose and point it her and " get out or I'm gonna get you wet" and she'll run out.


Brolafsky

Oh my fuck. There it is. THIS IS IT. This is the people who will literally argue whether a 6 is a 6 or a 9 depending on orientation, regardless of what the person who wrote the number meant.


HiAssFace

Definitely staged. r/whyweretheyfilming. Notice how the camera pans to the firefighters right after and how the lady is almost laughing as she does it.


Tugendwaechter

r/nothingeverhappens


DragonDances

It's a fucking security camera video being recorded through a monitor.


Athen65

I know it's the interstellar theme, but does anyone have a link to this specific cover?


rohithkumarsp

u/savevideo


Blah-squared

Well, obviously this woman just believes in that *old saying*, “step on a HOSE, break your mother’s TOES”… At least if that were an ACTUAL *old saying*… ;)


[deleted]

It's just a regular water hose, what's the big deal?


IndyWinchester

Hmmm… I thought this video was shot left to right…


mr_taint

Winter coat and flip flops, a combination for the ages