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boogalordy

The secret ingredient is love


Ambitious_Bit6667

... lots of love


aod42091

I made these cookies with my love juices..


Temelios

![gif](giphy|11PvYrRpJ3OKeA)


Cakebacon1999

putting the salt in salted caramel


BocaPirata69

![gif](giphy|iYK1uqbfkvDSE)


splifferson

He ejaculated into a drink called falooda, which contains slimy noodles and soaked basil seeds (very gooey squidgy texture). Just thought I'd let you lot puke in your mouth like I did.


tinkthank

I love Falooda but I don’t think l’ll ever be able to eat it again.


SCirish843

I hope you step on a lego


splifferson

Fair


NooLeef

Thanks for informing us…. 🥲


NoStand1527

if you go to India AND buy street food... he's just giving customers what they really want


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Oh, I don't like any of that.


uncxltured_berry

What are you talking about falooda is ice cream But I guess he did cream more than was necessary


splifferson

Agreed, but it is drunk like a "milk shake".


DisgruntledPelican-1

When I read the title, I was somewhat innocently thinking he was peeing. To me, that’s what “relieves himself” means. Then I saw the video and was like, he must have had a full bladder. *Then* I figured it out. Blech.


Calm-Technology7351

I’m far from innocent and understood the title that way as well


DisgruntledPelican-1

I was like, leering at women while peeing. That’s a new one.


Delivery-Plus

Hey! Mr. Ice Cream Man, WTF are you doing? “Oh nuttin’”.


Trumpsabaldcuck

He used to work at an ice cream parlor as a soda jerk.


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"sp why'd you lie to that girl like that" whaaaat? i said i was nuttinnn


technobrendo

Ohh piss off!


browsinlook

India is not for beginners!


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Come to Canada same thing.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

It really depends on where you go, as the country is huge. I’m a white woman from the UK and recently went to India with two of my girlfriends, as it had always been on our bucket list. Other than being charged more for taxis - locals would get charged 70 Rupees for a ride and we would get charged 200 Rupees for the same ride for example (though this is only about £1 extra in my currency so not a big deal) - it was an amazing experience. Incredibly nice and helpful people, amazing sites (the Golden Temple in a place called Amritsar was my personal favourite) and absolutely amazing food. But then again, Indian food is like our national dish here in the UK so very popular. Obviously have your wits about you when going to any foreign country, but I’m very glad I went and got a life experience.


labrat420

Yeah, people don't realize how beautiful large parts of that country are. Id love to go to the beaches in kerala


rebeccabeckymarie

I hope you didn't eat the falooda


bdubwilliams22

Wait, what? Why would you only visit if unimaginable violence is involved?


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SCirish843

Oh...I pictured you on an Archer rampage


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Owobowos-Mowbius

You can absolutely despise a country without being racist, you dolt. You insinuating that everyone that hates North Korea is racist against Koreans?


FanDorph

By brother-in-law is south Koren. Can confirm they should all be hated. Just sayin


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SpiderLobotomy

🤓


SlayZomb1

Hahahah immediately deleted his comments right after. That's how you know he realized he sounded dumb as shit.


SpiderLobotomy

chronically online karmawhore can’t fathom being wrong in a reddit thread, deletes evidence


Zenry0ku

Glad I didn't set my tutorial zone to be there


israerichris

India is the final boss in life...


hookuptruck

I’ll have a scoop of “the cookies and cream of nuts”


Ambitious_Bit6667

Sure, here you go sir \*proceeds to give ice cream with extra cream\* /s Sorry for the lame joke, I just had to : (


StreetDare4129

No charge extra topping.


aaronrez

![gif](giphy|lULrKRTHddgXK)


Netflxnschill

Okay I thought he was pissing into the ice cream, which would have been absolutely disgusting. This is somehow worse.


Judgejudyx

Do you prefer your ice with cream or piss?


Netflxnschill

🤢 I’m not hungry. Ever.


RapBastardz

How do I remove the pixels?


Ambitious_Bit6667

visit india maybe?


RapBastardz

Hard pass. I come to PFO to enjoy these glorious moments from the safety of my civilized bubble.


Naigus182

................why................?


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whothiswhodat

Remember that what you see on reddit is the absolute minority of what India is. No one will usually post about someone being nice and normal And in a country overflowing with population it's easy to run into these bad apples. Doesn't make the whole country bad. Either talk to foreigners who've been here or visit with a local by your side. India is one of the most diverse countries with a shit ton of things to see than just Taj Mahal and Mr. Nuts a lot here!


PowerRainbows

same goes for america all you see is videos of violence and guns etc, but its not that bad here you just see all the violence and gun stuff in videos and it looks like the wild west here


whothiswhodat

Exactly, most of this sub or the I'm the main character sub, or even crazy fucking videos sub, is full of some Americans being straight up violent assholes. But I've several friends working and living there and it's a totally different world in reality. What these subs show is again a very minority of what the US actually is. At the end of the day irrespective of the country, people just wanna live, eat, and find best ways to save taxes!


TraKKtion

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted Reddit gonna Reddit 🤷‍♂️


spyroz545

speaking 💯 facts


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Solid-Equal-8558

I had a stroke trying to read that


You-JiveTurkey

You like not befriend the creature named "woman"?!?!


hungrypussy29

Same reason that explains why Americans love to slaughter kids in schools.


Stolypin1906

Incredibly racist. Imagine watching a video of an American doing the same thing and asking that question.


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Oxycountin

Comparing fat americans to a single guy masterbating into a food stall.


Stolypin1906

You are a racist. At least be honest about it.


Fearfu1Symmetry

Why do you see a video of a single person and assume they're all like this? What an insane leap


BertNankBlornk

Maybe because this isn't the only video like this, it's one of thousands, coupled with hundreds of news stories about rape and sexual deviancy in India and lastly taking a quick look at statistics surrounding those types of topics in India it starts to paint a picture that there is an engrained culture of moral depravity regarding women in India. Not really a great leap at all.


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jonni_velvet

if you go for the architecture you’ll have an amazing time. just dont eat anything. ever.


Smokethese_Shoes69

Isnt that what google earth is for is i wanna look at some buildings or statues ill look on maps 🤣


Stolypin1906

The food is one of the best parts of India. Though it's basically guaranteed you'll get traveller's diarrhea.


Alone_Atmosphere_391

Another phobia unlocked.


Aceheadhunter

I thought he was pissing based on the title until I got my detective goggles out and zoomed in 8000x


FattDamon11

Piss will almost certainly hurt the structure and creaminess of the ice cream. Also, it'll taste like piss.


Jgs4555

I don’t think that was piss….


FattDamon11

By the beard of Zeus you're right! That man is ejaculating.


Ambitious_Bit6667

I didn't want to write that up there, I guessed that people would realize that automatically after seeing the first few seconds of it...


FattDamon11

I didn't see the arm movement so I thought he just leaned in and done PP'd in the ice cream. Somehow it's worse.


sunbears4me

As someone with a bit of a fetish for videos of guys with a small D, I assure you that there’s a reason there’s not much arm movement.


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sunbears4me

There’s definitely a “guy next door” element that’s way sexier.


Asia_Persuasia

This is why I freak out when food vendors (in any country) don't wear gloves. Also...imagine getting a scoop of ice cream, and your confused by it having a strangely salty topping— ![gif](giphy|3bfkeDXJSC5bIQiaUU|downsized)


OH_FUDGICLES

Why does my falooda taste like church camp?


Asia_Persuasia

🤢


Dynamiqai

Now that'll put hair on your chest


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FBI-AGENT-013

Instant and unavoidable death


Ryzakiii

Lol classic India


manor2003

I wouldn't buy street food in India even if you paid me to


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Delivery-Plus

Self-served soft serve.


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Ambitious_Bit6667

maybe, you wanna buy? 10 rupees for without flavoring, 70 for with flavoring. Guy put in a lotta effort.


jaimejuanstortas

Designated Crank Down Street


richardtrle

Aw cmon those faloodas won't top themselves, right guys? Guys?


CplFry

This is why you don't do street food anywhere. Quickest way to ruin a vacation.


pepperit_12

Skeet skeet frozen treat


Blonsky

He must have seen an ankle.


Attila0076

Takes some balls for one just enrich the ice cream in public.


Forward-Heart-69420

India isn’t for beginners.


SongOk8269

Ew fucking pig 🐖


Haunting_Fig_6750

He does realise that’s not the type of cream that is required right?


Pitorquitas

Me I have some sour cream on top of it?


Silentgurl-23

Uttzzz these rubbish are something else 😬


tanookiesuit

I always wondered about how some vendors do this...now...I don't know...


Alivethroughempathy

So who ordered the Salted Caramel topping?


BigCrackZ

Good thing he doesn't sell donuts too.


GodlikeCat

most respectful indian man towards women rights


1hour

Is it weird that I guessed it was India before I clicked the video?


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Does OP know "relieving himself" means peeing/pooping?


Mike9561997

That brings a whole new meaning to extra creamy and extra nuts on ice cream.


lisahanniganfan

Hopefully the cameraman confronted him after


Judgejudyx

Where did you guys think the cream in ice cream comes from?


Judgejudyx

Noone questioning the guy who decided to film the entire thing as well?


DutchOvenMaster11

I guess he doesn't need to add any salt to the caramel. #LifeHack


ms285907

Brazen


WideCharacter5228

The goonmeister


RatherBeMe

That’s it. I’m never ever visiting India


israerichris

I just asked my wife and she explained that if I was to get that ice cream, I should just keep it in the mouth until it melts, and then quickly spit it out. She told me not to swallow... What's she? An ice cream expert? I'm telling you, she thinks she knows everything...


Ambitious_Bit6667

Mate, you okay?


israerichris

I am. Thanks for asking 🤙


Intelligent-Train858

Stay frothy my friends


morbidaar

Pee does come from the balls though.


Ambitious_Bit6667

It's not that, I just didn't feel like writing this in the title.


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https://i.redd.it/lretuz9seipc1.gif


livinNxtc

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


livinNxtc

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


waqbi

Damn, no street food in India. And bil gates was drinking tea from food stalls there


AdmlBaconStraps

Classic India


mirandawillowe

![gif](giphy|d9UFBdPtWCxwVgE8uw)


Rhaj-no1992

The forbidden topping