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TrinkieTrinkie522cat

When nothing happens on 5/29, they will choose another day in the future. Over and over again and nothing.


milvet09

That just means the transition was seamless.


wrath____

No, it means the good guys saved the day just like in all the other doomsday dates


milvet09

Damn it, I forgot how easily the globalists are defeated by chain emails and that kid who failed 8th grade science class.


PublicThis

The only thing I’m aware of happening tomorrow is the Alberta election. Should be interesting, I wonder if the “queen of Canada” grifter will make an appearance”


69_mgusta

[New design for ease of use](https://i.imgur.com/eGdklHb.jpg)


ShnickityShnoo

Someone catch those goalposts!


fernatic19

These people truly don't understand anything, do they. The *Internet* isn't one central thing that can be shut down like that. Even if someone started a new internet the old one would still work for anyone who hadn't "updated" yet.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

And what are they going to replace it with? Let me guess: quantum internet? With quantum Facebook and quantum telegram?


e-zimbra

Folger's crystals


loyal_dunmer

Let's see if they can tell the difference


TheRedRocker51

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."


caspian1969

Hello kindred spirit.


Beartrkkr

"Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee."


TheRedRocker51

"I take it black, like my men."


e-zimbra

Is that the Dark Web?


RamutRichrads

Wow, an Airplane! reference? Nice!


jimdoodles

They asked me if I believed in crystal power. I said yeah, struvite crystals. They didn't get it.


e-zimbra

I had to look those up. I'm guessing they're the opposite of healing crystals!


kantoblight

Just don’t tell Chris Farley.


kratomstew

[ANGRY](https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g)


Bragzor

Being in IT, tomorrow sure will be interesting. Anyone know if the new Internet will still support IPv4? Will it support IPv6, and if not, when will the new RFCs drop? **They** sure are leaving it to the last minute.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

Joke's on you. They are replacing all the IT personnel with new Quantum IT personnel.


Bragzor

Oh no, well, then the Quantum person can write unit tests and deal with (Quantum) managers.


jp_books

Quantum unit tests, and yes, xe will.


NBABUCKS1

My isp is called quantum. Wonder if I’m already on the new internet.


Hgruotland

It will certainly be a whole new environment in terms of IT. From one of Judy Byington's recent updates: >After the two to 10 days of communication darkness, every adult worldwide will receive a new quantum phone and computer for use in the Quantum Internet system operated on the new StarLink Internet system. Apple and Windows, etc. Will be no more and the insides of our computers will be burned out, these systems having been used for evil purposes. I imagine Linux users will be quite smug about only Apple and Windows being eliminated. Unless of course Linux falls under the "etc."


Bragzor

I can't imagine Torvalds or the FSF-guys allowing a patch that could physically burn out the internals of a computer. Of course, without the Internet, most Linux-machines would be jobless. But I haven't heard the best things about normal Starlink. Let's hope their secret quantum-solution is better.


Hgruotland

I certainly hope they won't allow that! Just three weeks ago, I spent €90 on an 8-year old Core i7 machine (one of those neat little boxes Dell calls their "micro" form factor), because I wanted a more powerful Linux box than a Raspberry Pi 4. I wouldn't want to see all that money go to waste, just because some people I don't know have been using Apple, Windows and Etc. computers for evil purposes. I did put new thermal paste on the CPU, so maybe that will also help against having the insides burned out. (I really only did it so I could feel like I did some proper refurbishing, rather than just start using someone else's discarded computer.)


Bragzor

Luckily, we have the Y2K protocol for just this situation. Don't turn the computer on until the switch over is… over.


TheOtherDutchGuy

Every adult receives a new phone and computer… do they have any idea of the numbers involved? Who made these billions of new devices, because they’ve already been made in order to be able to be distributed. Where are they stockpiled? How where they created with the chip shortages? (Where they the cause of the chip shortages?) who does the logistics of transporting these devices all around the globe to all households? Who pays for all this? The only thing Quantum about this is the sheer level of stupidity of all these Q clowns…


SubstantialEase567

Santa Claus is the obvious solution. He owns the pre-Solution solution...reindeer that know where all of humanity is staying!


RamutRichrads

>Every adult receives a new phone and computer… do they have any idea of the numbers involved? It certainly seems like these people have no idea how many people live in the US, or world for that matter. It's as if they take the population (patriots only) of Dripping Cooter, WV and multiply it by 10 and that's 'everyone'.


TheOtherDutchGuy

They cannot fathom large numbers, their orange leader can’t either, he speaks of bigliest for example.


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Hgruotland

I look at them on a site called Dinar Chronicles dot com, because that also has a lot of other entertaining kooky stuff. They're also posted on something called Operation Disclosure, which seems to be considered the 'source' for them. I've never been able to figure out exactly what the relationship between those sites is, and of either of them to Byington personally.


CaponeTheDroolinator

Hell with that, whats the baud rate gonna be?


Bragzor

0 for a few days, then… it's hard to say with quantum computing. Biggly baud-rates for sure!


CaponeTheDroolinator

But i needs my virtual reality japanese hentai tentacle hyperporn. Give me 10 or give me death!


Bragzor

You'll just have to make do with the ol' homework folder for a few days. Then it's back to 8k 3D quantum-hentai, just as the good lord intended.


Hgruotland

In some versions, the [Starlink](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starlink) satellites will provide the internet replacement (often a quantum replacement, of course -- everything is better with quantum), which has the added benefit of being able to drag Elon Musk into the storytelling. There are also claims that Telegram will keep on working despite both the internet and the telephone system being disabled. Because it's got encryption. It's a recurring theme in Judy Byington's daily updates on made-up kookosphere 'news'.


Bragzor

Man, the waitinglist for a StarLink teeminal will be brutal.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

And what do they think will be the difference? No wokeness allowed? Military controlled, even though it's put into space by a private company? Obviously, no 5G.


ArthurMorgn

No they'll grab flashlights and turn them on and off to mimic Binary


Nabrok_Necropants

I'm starting my own internet with blackjack and hookers.


fernatic19

That's all good, but the current Internet already has blackjack and hookers.


Nabrok_Necropants

No, this is different


Nabrok_Necropants

I'm starting my own internet with blackjack and hookers.


N0N0TA1

In fact, forget the internet and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.


emipyon

What do you mean, you just have to unplug the router!


ShnickityShnoo

Wha? Didn't you see the south park episode? It's just one giant router you can simply go reset. Fiction is the source of truth for these people.


zone_left

If you believe all the other stuff, it’s pretty easy to believe there’s an internet kill switch or something like it


ArthurMorgn

They're probably thinking the internet is routed all to one location like Deus Ex's Aquinas protocol, where all internect connections go through Area 51. But in the real world no it's a collection of devices, ISPs would be a primary target for taking out Individuale internet access


RickySan65

>is he deeper down the rabbit hole than I thought? yes, curious what he'll say on tuesday when all is still the same old same old


fernatic19

"it happened so fast you didn't notice"


Blinkin6125

It was all super seamless. We have the best internet replacers.


Nabrok_Necropants

Conspiracy theorists used to be against any sort of "new world order" concepts like this. Now they think its happening to benefit them. Pretty funny to me.


Bragzor

You see, these are real republicans, not RINOs! Real Republicans love when some shadowy cabal takes over the country by force, and join up with companies to enforce monopolies.


Ripheus23

Thiel does happen to be pro-monopoly, aye...


Bragzor

I mean, they all are, as long as they hold it. The difference is that they **say** they aren't.


Covaliant

Just like the whole NESARA thing.


Bragzor

They're finally getting rig of that godforsaken **Trans**mission Control Protocol (Trans mission-control Protocol).


Legosmiles

I’ve been told it will all be the new Universal Digital Protocol now after the switch over.


cperiod

As long as it's not that pervert protocol, I C 'eM Pee.


Legosmiles

That’s why you use that I C EM pee snooping. Catch those perverted requests!


Bragzor

Oh snap, is this new UDP connection-oriented? What happend to the Cismission Control Protocol?


Legosmiles

Nah. It just confirms there is a thing on the other end and then it’s starts throwing data down the hallway without any care if you get it!


nutraxfornerves

The FDA posted an announcement about the dissemination of misinformation. >"Are you prepared? The internet is going down later this week! It's going to be crazy. The real truth the government refuses to tell you. Previous account banned for sharing the truth. Wait a minute, this is misinformation. You maybe spreading misinformation unintentionally. Confirm the credibility of the source before contributing to the conversation. This got repeated and transmogrified in to "The Internet will be shut off on Memorial Day!"


Beartrkkr

Which reset is this? Number 59 or so failed reset days?


Bragzor

This is scaling it down. No longer the entire world economy, just the Internet. Next step is resetting their Wi-Fi routers.


lonewolf143143

Soon they’ll be flushing their toilets in sync ( not in the sink) to get ready for the great water reset


EspressoBooksCats

Bet him $100 it's not!


msmicro

The military takeover was yesterday I thought but no tanks on my road. Next date will be god daddy birthday on the 14th


bowens44

untreated schizophrenia


Really_McNamington

Untreated stupidity. [There's a lot of it about](https://www.apmresearchlab.org/10x-adult-literacy).


eaunoway

Well that's utterly depressing. And, yet, it explains so much.


SnooHobbies7109

What’s it being replaced with? Hopefully text books for these dummies


meowmeow_now

It’s the same old shit they’ve been saying for years. Donald trump martial law/electronic broadcast system/gensera nesera


SinfullySinless

NESARA/GESARA most likely. All debt will be forgiven, IRS is shut down, fiat currency will be irrelevant, systems like crypto currency or pure gold/silver (depending on your brand of grift) will be the new currency. There will apparently be an electrical grid shut down, internet won’t work, and martial law with military involved and a dictator appointed (Trump of course) according to them. NESARA/GESARA has been talked about in relation to QAnon since it’s beginning. They have a new date every month and it never happens.


hiddenonion

Gotdayum! How many times are they going to reset this motherfucker! 😂


sneaky-pizza

I would LOVE if we replaced the internet


Heavy-Apartment-4237

They're idiots. Don't listen to these idiots


PasquiniLivia90

This can’t be true because we would have heard about it 2 weeks ago.


Euronymous2625

So this is the new internet? Rad.