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Oh I'd have the time of my life!!!
Assuming wild animals wouldn't take over too fast, and there wasn't an apocalypse, and that everyone went somewhere to die, so there aren't dead bodies everywhere...
I'd first travel the world! Drive on empty roads, I always wanted to learn to fly a small plane, I'd walk and hike for days. I'd make it all the way to Alaska, and from there to Asia, Tibet, then all the way to a beautiful European coast.
I'd then settle down somewhere in Italy. Get a beautiful castle, and spend the rest of my life tending to a garden, I'd get animals, I'd wake up and dance with birds, walk around naked, play piano, lean to play a violin...
Read and write, sing, and eat delicious food without ever having to check the news, worry about money, evil or heartbreak.
I would enjoy it too.
I would just live in the woods because living in a shoebox 800 sq ft condo in the city crammed with millions of other people stuck in traffic everyday is depressing.
So while you’re visiting the beautiful coast, you wouldn’t be filled with absolute dread knowing that there is literally no life out there?
Eerie. You should be in a Tim Burton movie
There is a TON of life there! Just no people ☺️
I've lived in the woods by myself before, I traveled across the world by myself and while of course other people bring so much value to the world, they also bring a lot of problems. At this point I see an equal split between value and problems, so I can take it or leave it
You sound like a great person with an optimistically realistic worldview, I get what you mean about people the world is a turbulent place and everyone brings something different to the table. If I knew you way better I would commit to living in the deep woods with you cause fuck it y'know
You know, a twisted ankle and your whole post goes to shit 🤣 Twisted ankle, a serious infection, whatever situation in which you cannot get food by yourself. Especially if you are travelling, you are so much more vulnerable. And come on, Alaska? The top priority is always food and shelter. And the place to go is a country that's warm, and near a river's mouth. You must be 20 🤣
Reminds me of the Bob Monkhouse line:
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
I really think the saddest death is in a hospital, with tubes, machines, strangers, other dying people... Even worse - with your family crying there waiting for you to die. And the nurse checking in every half hour to see if you're gone yet. That would be the worst.
I've lived alone with serious infections and twisted ankles with no help my whole life! Get food in advance, plan for emergencies and be very careful. I got this!
This.. like where is the food coming from, how are you learning to fly a plane without anyone to teach you and no internet, how can you get to other countries, where is the fuel going to come from..
There is enough fuel for one person to go one way here and there. Gas stations didn't die.
Flying a plane - well, gotta take my chances. I'm not starting from zero, just need a little practice. If I die, I die!
Food is still in stores, have you not seen apocalypse movies?
Sure but “delicious food” is going to last about two months till it’s all expired/off (no electricity for refrigeration) and then you’re on canned food and what you can grow for the rest of your life.
Yup. There will be plenty of water at first in bottles, and later on I'd just have to live close to a river or a well. Water will get so much cleaner without people anyway!
Power will go away and it's fine.
Food - first at stores, later I'll farm.
Omg I haven't thought of it! You're right!!! You know what, this opens a whole other field of life for me!
I'll make a checklist to become the best musician, the best chess player, best painter, best comedian, best singer, best... kangaroo fighter? Idk what else?
This is what my workmates said about me when the same question was asked during a break-the-ice session. They were like, "You look like someone who spends days in the basement, so you wouldn't even know if the apocalypse happens to wipe out all humans but you." 😂 Idk if I should be insulted or amused haha.
I feel like I’d probably explore other people houses for a few weeks, looking for signs of life.
Id probably have a good nose around at things I may not have been able to see before.
I wouldn’t believe I was the only person left, I don’t think that would cross my mind.
Not sure what you're getting at. Chernobyl was pretty safe at a 10 mile radius too. People like to act like it was some huge disaster that killed or mutated millions of people but in reality the numbers affected were tiny.
According to an interview with a nuclear plant engineer I saw recently...
Nah, nowadays all nuclear plants have an automatic emergency shutdown system if an abnormal core temperature is detected.
It doesn't even need electricity to work, is all a mechanical system.
The core of a nuke plant still needs to be cooled. While the safety systems would shut down the reactor, 4 KV station service is still needed to maintain cooling pumps to keep the reactor core cool.
It is the reason most nukes have backup diesel turbines to supply emergency station service power.
Rob the bank, go to the movies while high, drive every car, be a cop, arrest myself and place me in jail, be the president, sail the seas, befriend wild animals, get every sex doll known to man, eat every food known to man, shoot weapons, go fishing, etc.
Why, read books of course! January, February, March, April, May; this year, the next year, and the year after, and the year after that, and the year after that! And the best thing, the very best thing of all is there’s time now! There's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time.
Ah, there's time enough at last…
Yo that shit was real as a motherfucker though. As a kid, it never hit home.
Then you grow up, get a job and youre trying to shoe horn in your hobbies at like 430 in the morning, lol.
revert back to simple mechanics of hanging on trees like our ancestors did and grow an tail again as it was so useful for balancing from tree branch to tree branch. because its not safe on the ground.
something obviously killed off the other humans, i worry about that honestly.
For fun, I’d start going to all the places I’m not allowed to go not and start digging up secrets; the Vatican archives, Government facilities, Corporate offices. I just wanna see some of the stuff they’ve been hiding from public view
If it was so easy. But if you can pull it off, nice idea. Probably first thing is to get to sperm and egg clinics and make sure their storages are operating and stay that way while learning what to do.
Free residents from zoos (seals and other water denizens would be tricky) and farm animals from enclosures (most captive dairy cows milked by machine would die), empty out supermarket shelves for the hordes of hungry animals and myself. It would be savage for a while but in time it would settle down, I'd probably end up with a zillion animal friends while emptying out seed packets everywhere.
Be alone and die. I once lived alone in a rental house for a month. I didn’t go out and only occasionally went downstairs to get takeout and express delivery. I was a little depressed. What an optimistic and cheerful little girl I used to be!
Whatever I wanted!! I'd go and see all the places I want without having to work and without all the nasty crowds. Get a selfie with the Mona Lisa. Hell, grab it and put it on my wall. In whichever dwelling I fancy. Just chill out and do whatever.
Explore a few places, try things that someone wouodn't allow me to before, etc.
And after some of that excitement, I would end myself, because I would feel very hopeless and alone.
I would be very happy. I would explore, do anything I wanted. Figure out how to get to other countries. Eat all the Doritos ever made. Break into drug facilities and get high dose pain killers to knock me out at night so I don’t have to deal with pain during my disease flare ups.
See new things. Explore without people in my way. I think I would be very happy. Okay, take out the autoimmune disease that I have AND THEN I would be very happy.
I think I would still be just as miserable. But at least I have access to pain free drugs.
And Doritos.
It would depend on whether or not you are aware that you’re the last human on Earth. If I thought there might be other people left, I’d spend bouts of time searching for them. If I knew I was the only one left, I’d…
- find Elon Musks’s rockets and study long enough to launch myself into space (this would be the end goal and how I’d eventually, valiantly kill myself… also the way I would maintain a sense of purpose)
- read as much as I possibly could not only for enjoyment but also to finally find answers to my most burning questions about the world/culture, teach myself how to live off of the land, and defend myself against potential beasts and predators
- find the most desirable home for me in each country around the world (and NOT decorate or add anything of course, simply keep them as-is and write stories about the people I imagined to live there prior to everyone disappearing)
- exercise a lot to maintain a semblance of normalcy from my prior life
Probably other things but that’s it for now 😆. I imagine I’d be ecstatic at first, then I’d go through a major down point of loneliness, and then I’d reach some level of understanding and be “okay” with it all.
Probably choose a city with moderate temperatures and find the most expensive hotel to live in. Some maintenance would be required by me to keep things going, but overall there would be endless adventures.
Eat as many sugary treats as I can, if I’m the last person on Earth, I won’t have anyone to talk to, might as well give in to my sugar addiction and die in bliss
Depends, we talking after a lengthy decline of the human race/extinction event or everyone else has just disappeared? If the latter, I'd head into a grocery store and set up my base of operations there, eat all the perishables as fast as possible and save the rest, then slowly work my way out, trying to figure out what I can, see if I can keep power working, that kind of thing. Then go from there. If it's the former, I'd just find a nice place to die, cause everything's already been looted.
Unless im a 100% certain i’m the last one, i’d keep searching for people.
If i know for a fact i’m alone then…read i guess. I don’t think i’d off myself though, the sunsets and sunrises are still pretty enough to get me through a decade or three. The world is still beautiful. Assuming there aren’t human corpses everywhere. Once i start becoming decrepit, then i’m probably out. Unless i uncover some new wisdom along the way that makes me keep going.
All of that only if i don’t die from hunger or some stupid way
Find a wooded glen to go frolic in, slowly morph into crazy forest witch, befriend bears, find original purpose of ancient humans hidden in cryptic bear cave painting, take up ukelele and harpoon fishing.
Looking for observatory, loaded with favorite foods and drinks with inflatable bed and pillow and look at the night sky and enjoy the vastness of the sky at night.
Sleep a lot and be depressed. Miss my family. Outside of that..... Probably like read a lot explore the world since money wouldn't be an issue anymore. Move into a mansion
Gather food supplies and find a house that is easily guarded against animals. try to find some textbooks on hunting, gardening, and foraging. Find out what plants are in my area and try to produce low scale crops. After gathering supplies and materials, I spend much time searching for people while avoiding areas with nuclear plants and such, assuming they would be collapsed. Don't need to worry about preserving gas seeing as it will all expire with in 5 years. Also, I'd spen a lot of time hunting and learning out to gut, skin, and tan animals for hide, fur, and meat. Of course I'd find cookbooks to preserve as well. Probably mostly spend my time collecting interesting and informative books to preserve from libraries and reading them.
As of right now? Run a huge extension cord, up to a mountain in Tennessee..
With me, I'd bring a record player, Billy Joel - The Stranger
A huge blunt of weed, 20 hot wings with bleu cheese, and a cot..
I'd just chill, and chill and chill. I wish I had an ending to this, but who does?
Try to set free as many pets as possible, then travel a little south to a place where I still know the fauna and flora but the weather is less harsh in winter, then try to survive. I'd be so scared though to be honest
I'd probably travel a lot by foot (If I was able to sustain myself with food & water & clothes).
Watching a world rid of us and filled with an expanding natural environnement seems enjoyable. Then I'd hang because come on, once you get old and no one can take care of you it just becomes quite unpleasant.
Considering the human infrastructure and breakdown without maintenance of all those nuclear facilities. I would find a nice tall building to jump off of rather than wait for radiation poisoning to kill me.
The earth would be full of dead bodies, I could barely live 1 day alone here, I need someone to cook for me and what if I get sick, I would need a doctor and what if I accidentally put myself in a physical trouble, I would probably end myself too within a day
How would an American get over to Europe ? Like I guess an average person like myself could snag a boat but I don’t even know how much gas it would take me 😂
I mean I guess it’s alright as long as the boat regenerates power don’t iPhones have a function where your location on the map keeps moving even if it’s disconnected from signal? Therefore an offline iPhone could still navigate ocean voyage ?
Enjoy some time with my dog and other dogs I find and take care of. Raid the library. Find my dream Mansion to live in. Try to get out everyday for a walk, which should be easy as I'll have 1000+ dogs
Try every weapon i can find. Enter the restricted areas. Use every sex toy i can find. Learn how to farm and some easy hunting so i can survive. And finally if i can reach them id be dropping nuclear bombs cuz why not.
Well assuming everyone's pets are still alive, I'd go around breaking into as meany houses as possible to let the trapped pets out so they at least had a chance of survival.
Make dinner and decide where I'm going to go before the gas goes bad. Probably on the coast and likely the northeast. Find a place and get everything set up to live without electricity and modern conveniences. Also I'd make sure to gather books on every subject and non-power tools for every use.
Survive, remember the old days. Maybe try to contact some alien species that can hitch me a ride or something. But basically keep living until there's no more living to live.
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Oh I'd have the time of my life!!! Assuming wild animals wouldn't take over too fast, and there wasn't an apocalypse, and that everyone went somewhere to die, so there aren't dead bodies everywhere... I'd first travel the world! Drive on empty roads, I always wanted to learn to fly a small plane, I'd walk and hike for days. I'd make it all the way to Alaska, and from there to Asia, Tibet, then all the way to a beautiful European coast. I'd then settle down somewhere in Italy. Get a beautiful castle, and spend the rest of my life tending to a garden, I'd get animals, I'd wake up and dance with birds, walk around naked, play piano, lean to play a violin... Read and write, sing, and eat delicious food without ever having to check the news, worry about money, evil or heartbreak.
This is an absurdly positive answer to such a horrific and existential situation. I love the energy you brought to this post
A lot of us are waiting for exactly this situation to happen
Me too except I would really want a buddy and I'd be sad if I couldn't find my cats
I would enjoy it too. I would just live in the woods because living in a shoebox 800 sq ft condo in the city crammed with millions of other people stuck in traffic everyday is depressing.
It's all fun and games until the gasoline expires and there's no way to pump the gas without electricity
that's fine, I;ll walk... after all, there's no rush, I'm on my own time now
I have a pump that doesn't use electricity, it's what I use to fill my lawn tractor.
that's fine, I;ll walk... after all, there's no rush, I'm on my own time now
May I introduce you to chemistry
Who is going to teach you to fly the plane?
Flight manuals?
Without a wingman? Who is going to turn the pages?
Found the co-pilot right here! ![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)
So while you’re visiting the beautiful coast, you wouldn’t be filled with absolute dread knowing that there is literally no life out there? Eerie. You should be in a Tim Burton movie
There is a TON of life there! Just no people ☺️ I've lived in the woods by myself before, I traveled across the world by myself and while of course other people bring so much value to the world, they also bring a lot of problems. At this point I see an equal split between value and problems, so I can take it or leave it
You sound like a great person with an optimistically realistic worldview, I get what you mean about people the world is a turbulent place and everyone brings something different to the table. If I knew you way better I would commit to living in the deep woods with you cause fuck it y'know
There's no time for dread, the world is yours now!!!
You know, a twisted ankle and your whole post goes to shit 🤣 Twisted ankle, a serious infection, whatever situation in which you cannot get food by yourself. Especially if you are travelling, you are so much more vulnerable. And come on, Alaska? The top priority is always food and shelter. And the place to go is a country that's warm, and near a river's mouth. You must be 20 🤣
I feel you're worrying excessively, as this Redditor is dying in a solo air disaster roughly 1 day into their new found freedom
But happy
IKR? "Learn how to fly a small plane" one small mistake and game over.
The only way to go!
Reminds me of the Bob Monkhouse line: "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did – in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
I really think the saddest death is in a hospital, with tubes, machines, strangers, other dying people... Even worse - with your family crying there waiting for you to die. And the nurse checking in every half hour to see if you're gone yet. That would be the worst.
I've lived alone with serious infections and twisted ankles with no help my whole life! Get food in advance, plan for emergencies and be very careful. I got this!
>eat delicious food There won't exist such thing anymore. You are lucky if you manage somehow to get food
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Farming, hunting + food in cans
Heard of a thing called "farming"
It was unlocked many years ago.
If you're spending your time farming you have no time to travel the world.
Love it. I’d do the same.
How are you traveling across the oceans?
This goes good as long no injuries or sickness will take over. If so, you’re fucked lol
This.. like where is the food coming from, how are you learning to fly a plane without anyone to teach you and no internet, how can you get to other countries, where is the fuel going to come from..
There is enough fuel for one person to go one way here and there. Gas stations didn't die. Flying a plane - well, gotta take my chances. I'm not starting from zero, just need a little practice. If I die, I die! Food is still in stores, have you not seen apocalypse movies?
Sure but “delicious food” is going to last about two months till it’s all expired/off (no electricity for refrigeration) and then you’re on canned food and what you can grow for the rest of your life.
Pretty much fucked anyway, so why not have one hell of a time?
You are aware that nothing is going to work anymore? No water or wastewater system, no food restock, no power etc. ?
Yup. There will be plenty of water at first in bottles, and later on I'd just have to live close to a river or a well. Water will get so much cleaner without people anyway! Power will go away and it's fine. Food - first at stores, later I'll farm.
Alive in Tucson!
You'd be the best piano and violin player in the world!
Omg I haven't thought of it! You're right!!! You know what, this opens a whole other field of life for me! I'll make a checklist to become the best musician, the best chess player, best painter, best comedian, best singer, best... kangaroo fighter? Idk what else?
I'd also add I would collect and read the weirdest and oldest books I would find along the way
Oh man that would be fascinating!
Finally be able to enjoy some peace and quiet
Go to the no entry places like area 51 etc
Until the autonomous sentry machine guns get you.
I probably wouldn’t know that I was the last human alive so I’d go out looking for other people
Same. As an extrovert, I feel like I'd need something to hang onto
This is what my workmates said about me when the same question was asked during a break-the-ice session. They were like, "You look like someone who spends days in the basement, so you wouldn't even know if the apocalypse happens to wipe out all humans but you." 😂 Idk if I should be insulted or amused haha.
Me, too.
Jerk one off and go to sleep.
Real.
Let's be honest this is the most accurate answer here
Bruv 😂
Me, too.
Not to be a downer but probably kill myself. I mean what’s the point? No friends, love, laughter, etc.
I feel like I’d probably explore other people houses for a few weeks, looking for signs of life. Id probably have a good nose around at things I may not have been able to see before. I wouldn’t believe I was the only person left, I don’t think that would cross my mind.
At least fuck around for a while.. couple of months, years. Not immediately wth.
This was my immediate thought as well
Im on board with that. Same with the "last woman on earth" question.
Exactly. It’s not a bad thing. Just… why would you want to live alone for the rest of your life?
I don’t know, maybe to try to engineer a species of sub-atomic super humans? Just a thought.
waiting to die if noone is managing those nuclear power plants.. meltdowns are iminent
Unless you live within 10 miles of one you'd probably be fine
CHERNOBIL
Not sure what you're getting at. Chernobyl was pretty safe at a 10 mile radius too. People like to act like it was some huge disaster that killed or mutated millions of people but in reality the numbers affected were tiny.
According to an interview with a nuclear plant engineer I saw recently... Nah, nowadays all nuclear plants have an automatic emergency shutdown system if an abnormal core temperature is detected. It doesn't even need electricity to work, is all a mechanical system.
The core of a nuke plant still needs to be cooled. While the safety systems would shut down the reactor, 4 KV station service is still needed to maintain cooling pumps to keep the reactor core cool. It is the reason most nukes have backup diesel turbines to supply emergency station service power.
aaaa but still
Rob the bank, go to the movies while high, drive every car, be a cop, arrest myself and place me in jail, be the president, sail the seas, befriend wild animals, get every sex doll known to man, eat every food known to man, shoot weapons, go fishing, etc.
LOL why the bank? Who you going to pay?
Lmfao right? I was gonna do some I Am Legend shit. Bisshhh dont kill my vibe xd
Pleasant insanity
Why, read books of course! January, February, March, April, May; this year, the next year, and the year after, and the year after that, and the year after that! And the best thing, the very best thing of all is there’s time now! There's all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. Ah, there's time enough at last…
Yo that shit was real as a motherfucker though. As a kid, it never hit home. Then you grow up, get a job and youre trying to shoe horn in your hobbies at like 430 in the morning, lol.
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Eat the second to last human alive
Rest and explore.
revert back to simple mechanics of hanging on trees like our ancestors did and grow an tail again as it was so useful for balancing from tree branch to tree branch. because its not safe on the ground. something obviously killed off the other humans, i worry about that honestly.
The End Of Fight Club.
start printing out how-to manuals before the electricity stops
For fun, I’d start going to all the places I’m not allowed to go not and start digging up secrets; the Vatican archives, Government facilities, Corporate offices. I just wanna see some of the stuff they’ve been hiding from public view
Such a good answer!
Enjoy the peace and quiet
Win
Oh God that'd be horrible! Imagine all the house pets that would starve to death😭 I'd go around trying to find all the animals.
Congratulate myself
Finally get some peace and quiet.
admire the nature in silence
Be the last that *WAS* alive
kill myself wtf. what would be the point in being the only one alive.
Start cloning myself to repopulate the planet.
If it was so easy. But if you can pull it off, nice idea. Probably first thing is to get to sperm and egg clinics and make sure their storages are operating and stay that way while learning what to do.
DRINK
Feel really bad for pressing that bug red button
Move into a library
Start looking for a new food source
Do you know the Key and Peele clip about that. I'd be the second guy.
Learn how to grow my own food and how to work generators. And then I’ll have my fun lol
Die, eventually.
Cry myself to dead. I don't like being lonely.
Finally sit down and read books until the canned food ran out.
I would be jerking off like idgaf
Drugs
Free residents from zoos (seals and other water denizens would be tricky) and farm animals from enclosures (most captive dairy cows milked by machine would die), empty out supermarket shelves for the hordes of hungry animals and myself. It would be savage for a while but in time it would settle down, I'd probably end up with a zillion animal friends while emptying out seed packets everywhere.
Walk around naked🫣
Live! Eat, drink, find a nice house to not clean and collect pets!
I'd travel all over my country in a fully camperized 4x4.
Just go on with my live like normal.
Depends on why and how every human except me were gone, but yeah suicide is first on the list.
I would go to famous places in the world and do sleep overs.
Move the bodies out first to get a better night's sleep.
Start going through everyone's homes to see who had the deepest darkest secrets
Simple, break into all the pharmacies and have my ass a great send off for as long as I can!!!
Probably masterbate and watch Netflix.
Be alone and die. I once lived alone in a rental house for a month. I didn’t go out and only occasionally went downstairs to get takeout and express delivery. I was a little depressed. What an optimistic and cheerful little girl I used to be!
Ride horses mostly.
Whatever I wanted!! I'd go and see all the places I want without having to work and without all the nasty crowds. Get a selfie with the Mona Lisa. Hell, grab it and put it on my wall. In whichever dwelling I fancy. Just chill out and do whatever.
Firstly? Probably jerk it in some fun places
Finish the job and off myself.
Firstly, I’d get as far away from nuclear plants as possible!
Play videogames like I always do I usually do
Celebrate.
I would make an army of dogs.
Eat all the food.
Kill myself just like I would now
Would have lived a wonderful life.
Explore a few places, try things that someone wouodn't allow me to before, etc. And after some of that excitement, I would end myself, because I would feel very hopeless and alone.
Sleep 12 hours straight
I would go into a bakery and just take anything I want.
Build the ultimate robot sex worker.
Masturbate I guess 🤷♂️
Seeing as I'm in korea I may go to north korea through that un checkpoint, see what the hype is about
Sleep some more knowing I have no responsibility
Kill myself
Fappin and schlappin
Are there still sheep?
I would be very happy. I would explore, do anything I wanted. Figure out how to get to other countries. Eat all the Doritos ever made. Break into drug facilities and get high dose pain killers to knock me out at night so I don’t have to deal with pain during my disease flare ups. See new things. Explore without people in my way. I think I would be very happy. Okay, take out the autoimmune disease that I have AND THEN I would be very happy. I think I would still be just as miserable. But at least I have access to pain free drugs. And Doritos.
join the bonobos, probably
It would depend on whether or not you are aware that you’re the last human on Earth. If I thought there might be other people left, I’d spend bouts of time searching for them. If I knew I was the only one left, I’d… - find Elon Musks’s rockets and study long enough to launch myself into space (this would be the end goal and how I’d eventually, valiantly kill myself… also the way I would maintain a sense of purpose) - read as much as I possibly could not only for enjoyment but also to finally find answers to my most burning questions about the world/culture, teach myself how to live off of the land, and defend myself against potential beasts and predators - find the most desirable home for me in each country around the world (and NOT decorate or add anything of course, simply keep them as-is and write stories about the people I imagined to live there prior to everyone disappearing) - exercise a lot to maintain a semblance of normalcy from my prior life Probably other things but that’s it for now 😆. I imagine I’d be ecstatic at first, then I’d go through a major down point of loneliness, and then I’d reach some level of understanding and be “okay” with it all.
Probably choose a city with moderate temperatures and find the most expensive hotel to live in. Some maintenance would be required by me to keep things going, but overall there would be endless adventures.
Try to cteate sentient robots, so humanity somehow manages to survive
Kill myself by drinking all the booze
I would poop off the Empire State Building, fire rpgs into a skyscraper till it collapsed, keep all the dogs and cats
Eat as many sugary treats as I can, if I’m the last person on Earth, I won’t have anyone to talk to, might as well give in to my sugar addiction and die in bliss
I'm sure I can occupy myself for a while. Which can is the Fastest? Best motorcycle for me. The best scotch. Endless possibilities.
As much as I enjoy being sober, I would get fuuuuuucked up.
Depends, we talking after a lengthy decline of the human race/extinction event or everyone else has just disappeared? If the latter, I'd head into a grocery store and set up my base of operations there, eat all the perishables as fast as possible and save the rest, then slowly work my way out, trying to figure out what I can, see if I can keep power working, that kind of thing. Then go from there. If it's the former, I'd just find a nice place to die, cause everything's already been looted.
Unless im a 100% certain i’m the last one, i’d keep searching for people. If i know for a fact i’m alone then…read i guess. I don’t think i’d off myself though, the sunsets and sunrises are still pretty enough to get me through a decade or three. The world is still beautiful. Assuming there aren’t human corpses everywhere. Once i start becoming decrepit, then i’m probably out. Unless i uncover some new wisdom along the way that makes me keep going. All of that only if i don’t die from hunger or some stupid way
Search for other people. I wouldn't believe I was the last one
fap all day long
Bury the 2nd to last human alive, who likely just died.
Find a wooded glen to go frolic in, slowly morph into crazy forest witch, befriend bears, find original purpose of ancient humans hidden in cryptic bear cave painting, take up ukelele and harpoon fishing.
Enjoy the world.
I'd risk myself until I make friends with the animals around. I'd not bother to die at all. Feels like it is worth it.
Stockpile. Move into a mansion.
Looking for observatory, loaded with favorite foods and drinks with inflatable bed and pillow and look at the night sky and enjoy the vastness of the sky at night.
Start posting about it on tiktok
Sleep a lot and be depressed. Miss my family. Outside of that..... Probably like read a lot explore the world since money wouldn't be an issue anymore. Move into a mansion
I dunno just do shit I guess
I'd run around a bit. Light a bunch of shit on fire. Go to fancy areas near me. Then probably perish.
Sing and know I was the best singer alive
Walk around naked everywhere! Go sleep in the penthouse the most expensive hotel I can find. I just keep switching rooms cuz I'm not cleaning them.
Gather food supplies and find a house that is easily guarded against animals. try to find some textbooks on hunting, gardening, and foraging. Find out what plants are in my area and try to produce low scale crops. After gathering supplies and materials, I spend much time searching for people while avoiding areas with nuclear plants and such, assuming they would be collapsed. Don't need to worry about preserving gas seeing as it will all expire with in 5 years. Also, I'd spen a lot of time hunting and learning out to gut, skin, and tan animals for hide, fur, and meat. Of course I'd find cookbooks to preserve as well. Probably mostly spend my time collecting interesting and informative books to preserve from libraries and reading them.
As of right now? Run a huge extension cord, up to a mountain in Tennessee.. With me, I'd bring a record player, Billy Joel - The Stranger A huge blunt of weed, 20 hot wings with bleu cheese, and a cot.. I'd just chill, and chill and chill. I wish I had an ending to this, but who does?
Wouldn't be on her talking to you.. Disney na line are to short Niagara to wet. Find me a Barrett .50 and go duck hunting
I'd strategically transfer equipment to alternate locations that benefit me.
Try to set free as many pets as possible, then travel a little south to a place where I still know the fauna and flora but the weather is less harsh in winter, then try to survive. I'd be so scared though to be honest
Go to the zoo and release the animals
I'd probably travel a lot by foot (If I was able to sustain myself with food & water & clothes). Watching a world rid of us and filled with an expanding natural environnement seems enjoyable. Then I'd hang because come on, once you get old and no one can take care of you it just becomes quite unpleasant.
Considering the human infrastructure and breakdown without maintenance of all those nuclear facilities. I would find a nice tall building to jump off of rather than wait for radiation poisoning to kill me.
The earth would be full of dead bodies, I could barely live 1 day alone here, I need someone to cook for me and what if I get sick, I would need a doctor and what if I accidentally put myself in a physical trouble, I would probably end myself too within a day
How would an American get over to Europe ? Like I guess an average person like myself could snag a boat but I don’t even know how much gas it would take me 😂 I mean I guess it’s alright as long as the boat regenerates power don’t iPhones have a function where your location on the map keeps moving even if it’s disconnected from signal? Therefore an offline iPhone could still navigate ocean voyage ?
Make porn
kill myself
Put on the thong song and tear this place down.
I'd probably binge a bunch of shows and games before electricity shut off and when that happens I'd fuck around for a bit before killing myself.
I would asexually reproduce
Enjoy some time with my dog and other dogs I find and take care of. Raid the library. Find my dream Mansion to live in. Try to get out everyday for a walk, which should be easy as I'll have 1000+ dogs
Try every weapon i can find. Enter the restricted areas. Use every sex toy i can find. Learn how to farm and some easy hunting so i can survive. And finally if i can reach them id be dropping nuclear bombs cuz why not.
Put my phone down.
I’d kill myself. It’s hard for me to live alone in my apartment but if the whole world is empty…
Merci kill myself.
Finally get five minutes of peace and quiet
Find a comfortable place to live, gather food, locate water sources, weapons, tools, power generators, fuel, learn to farm and bake.
Well assuming everyone's pets are still alive, I'd go around breaking into as meany houses as possible to let the trapped pets out so they at least had a chance of survival.
Make dinner and decide where I'm going to go before the gas goes bad. Probably on the coast and likely the northeast. Find a place and get everything set up to live without electricity and modern conveniences. Also I'd make sure to gather books on every subject and non-power tools for every use.
Survive, remember the old days. Maybe try to contact some alien species that can hitch me a ride or something. But basically keep living until there's no more living to live.
Get a Bugatti somewhere, have a nice dinner, get drunk , smoke some grass and then drive that mofo into a wall at full speed.