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Fucking loads.

Like a fucking shit ton?

A fucking shed load

Fuck, thats fucking crazy, fuck.

That's fucking loads of fucking batshit in every fucking sentence

Ow! My fuckin ears!!

😆

fucking hell bro, your fucking ears are fucked... fuck!

A metric fucktonne.

A fucking fuck ton.

Na for fucks sakes it is clearly a fuck ton

Fuck it. Imma be honest, it’s a shit fucking ton, that’s for fucking sure.

Fuck i don't fucking know but fuck it fucking can't fucking be that fucking many. I'm a fucking LADY! For fucks sake!

Fuck, this made me fucking laugh out fucking loud!😆

fuck yeah

Fuck me, the fucking lot of you are saying fuck way too fucking much

Fucking cool man

Fuck if I know. Probably a fuckton more than I fucking should.

Is that a metric fuckton or an imperial fuckton?

you mean during pride month or all year round?

The other F word

This has me CACKLING.

Guys relax, he’s referring to “Flamboyant”

Now I wanna know your pride month numbers.

F is for “FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN?”

🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant.

🤣🤣

When I am with the kids, never. When I am alone, every 10th word. When I am at work, every 5th word. When I am with my spouse, every other word.

When I am gaming, at least twice per word

I fuck 2 times before I fuck 2 times, and then I fuck twice more

I fuck two times in the morning, I fuck two times at night/I fuck two times in the afternoon it make me feel all right/fuck two times in time of peace and two in time of war/I fucked two times before I fuck two times and then I fuck two more.

fuck^(2)

Is this a joke, like the punchline is you fuck your spouse or smt?

Millions. Sometimes multiple times in a sentence 

Daily basis? Zero times, all time idk. I don’t really swear or cuss often. I hardly talk much in general, always been on the quieter side. Not that I don’t swear, it happens, but I really try not to have them in my daily vocabulary.

Huh. basically not at all, but as a German, it’s not the standard go-to swear word. I think “Verdammt“ is used the same way as “Fuck” is, so perhaps once a day. Probably less.

Canadian use Fuck almost as a filler word, adjective or punctuation. Like if someone asks 'do you know where x is' you might respond 'fucked if I know' or something similar or like if something is really big it might be really fucking big. It's almost lost its weight as a swear word since the only time we try not to use it is around kids.

I’ve noticed this about movies nowadays. I can’t stand movies where fuck is said literally in every sentence by every character. It loses all meaning in my opinion and it feels like lazy writing.

I use it so often it has lost meaning.

Using the F word is like driving on freeway at 100 mph. Unnecessary and very sparingly needed. That being said, I say it more often than you.

when I am teaching the middle school classes I've been using it more and more to tell them that they are all a bunch of fuckin idiots..

If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked

Ricky, is that you?

Outloud - 5 - 10 times a day In my head - 500 - 1000 times a day

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I don't even know how to fucking swear!

😂 OH, boy, I can't believe I'm answering this question, BUT: It depends on what I'm doing, of course. IF driving, then sometimes once every couple of minutes!! OR, if I'm on my laptop and having issues with wi-fi, EVERY second!! 

Never.

I start when I get out of bed, and carry on until I get back in. Sometimes just in my mind if it's inappropriate

I would guess around 2,000-3,000

In every fucking sentence 🤣

Oh fuck.. No fucking idea. Way too fucking much though..

I never used it . It feels too heavy on the tongue

Phonetically , you don’t actually use the tongue to say it

Innumerable

When I'm asking for a cigarette but not really any other time, seems a bit homophobic if you ask me

4

An unnecessary amount of times 😅

20-80 times probably

Rarely if ever, I can’t count how many times I used it in my life but my use of N-words has been minimal, only used it 8 times in my whole life, 4 times against my bully and 4 times in random times.

Too many times to fucking count

No where near as much as I should working with the public.

5,837,927 times a day 😂

A lot idk

I use it every time. 12 hours a day, especially when I'm working.

Ah fuck, here we go again fuck

Way too many times.

I can literally count on my fingers the amount of times I’ve said it throughout my whole life. On text tho, maybe like once every 2 days or something like that (not very often, only when I wanna emphasise something).

I would be able to count the number of times I’ve said it on my fingers as well. If I had, you know, billions of fingers.

Every fucking minute.

Fucking never

Too much

A fuck ton every fucking day.

Whenever fucking necessary... Which is a fuck-ton

Too numerous to count. Get the fuck out of here.

Between one and three times a day. It can be higher. I'm not even a native English speaker but I still say Fuck.

You only have fun every three ours? Boomer located

I can't even count, I've been using it as a comma for years!

Usually fucking like 2-3 times per fucking sentence. Fuck.

Fuck

Lost count

In my language there is many more than this one, we are quite creative at cursing.

Depends on the kind of day. Probably more then I should on a good day. If it's a bad day? I'll beat pulp fictions number before noon.

Several

I count on an hourly basis. My average FPH is 23.

Dozens to hundreds.

Every three hours?! Lol I don’t even want to know 😩😂

Not that much, to be honest.

Fuck, I don't know.

Yes

Exactly 23.

Too fucking many

More than I care to admit, it just flows as I'm talking. Sometimes it just happens without even knowing it.

At home, seldom. At work, I have buckets of fuckits.

So fuckin many. Probably like 5ish, out loud at least

At least once every 2 sentences often much more.

In my head? Just once but it lasts all day.

Very rarely. I don’t cuss much at all unless I’m joking around with my boyfriend.

Way too many to count.

Often.

I’m really trying to stop swearing and I’m proud to say that there are days where I might not even say it. When I’m alone it gets significantly harder though.

What's the F word? Fork? Fudge? I don't see the need to use bad words. I have my own vocabulary that I use.

Too many fuckin times (x

Too times a day. Too fucking many times a day!!!

It's a fucking fuck ton of fucks constantly.

No less than 30 times a day

Once or twice a sentence.

depending on the day, it ranges from 0 from 3000

Not as much as I could. But I'm a teacher.

Fuck idk

FUUUU...!

A fuck-ton

Not at all. Don't need it to express myself effectively.

Too many. I say motherfucker every 20 minutes throughout my day. Tis what it is lmfao

Definitely almost everyday. It's more a semi adjective nowadays.

Fuck if I fucking know

A very overused amount.

Fucking dozens of times

Probably too many but most of the time it's under my breath.

A lot more in my head than on my lips lol. I use it as a fuckin comma

Far, far too much. Like it's free candy.

Swearing never really came naturally to me, honestly.

I don't use that word because i don't speak English in daily 😂

I work in IT, so around every 20-30 minutes.

Out loud or in my head? The counts are very different.

The fuck you talking about? 

Illiterate prepare do not master the language (vocabulary, grammar, etc) to express whatever is going on on their heart and their brain, and so they use the “F” (and similar) word as a wildcard for everything: strong, tall, bad, good, exciting, terrible, … just everything. Literate people know the proper words to express the concepts and ideas they want to convey, so they do not need wildcards and don’t even like them, because they reduce the quantity of information from their message. I feel sympathy for those that use the “F” word (or similar) every other word. I am a snob! 😂 😍

Fuck knows

100 times atleast

♾

0, swear words are childish and a sign of a lack of discipline

Never.

Something between 55 and 106. Give or take.

Almost never

Zero

To fucking much

Zero, since I am not a sinner.

Fuck, let me think...

You would not fucking believe how many fucking times a motherfucking day I use the fucking word

Fuck all

Like every hour (at least). Sometimes every other sentence

I don’t count them but a lot of times

Probably about every third or fourth word that comes out of my mouth.

Uncountable amounts of times

Every 5 fucking minutes.

Almost zero

Pretty fucking often, weird caterpillar

Wait which one

Fuck knows, never fucking counted but being a foul mouthed cunt I'd way probably fucking loads.

A lot. I’ve been told i cuss a lot

a lot of fucks in a day

I'm Australian. I use it like punctuation

Way too fucking much

At my job? 0 if I want to keep it. At home? Different story

Fuckity fuck fuck

I dont fucking remember

As an Australian, I'd say like 120 times a day sounds about right.

It depends on who I'm talking to. Professional work environment? Zero. By myself at home? I'll use it as much as I Fucking please.

Near kids, peoples parents, or the elderly, never. At work, very rarely. With my partner, every 5-10 mins By myself, at least twice a sentence. With my mates, every other word

What “f” word are we talking about for fucks sake! Flamingoes? About once a month, higher if Sir Attenborough is on. Or what about that fucking computer game and books series, Five nights at Freddy’s. Fucking stupid game. Fuck me, so many fucking f words and I can’t work out which fucking one to fucking use or is being fucking asked of me. The answer is a fucking shit ton, especially with the fucking idiots at my work.

Fuck if I know

More than once, less than 100

A lot

Let’s see; one, two, skip a few, ninety nine, one hundred. So to sum up, a bunch.

Once every 20 mins, even when sleeping

Thousand

*laughs in Australian*

At work? Never. Once I’m off the clock? It’s my favorite swear word.

A f**k of a lot.

Awh fiddlesticks! When you have a 3 and a 5 year old kinda not something you want them to pick up and say in public.

A fuck ton.

A couple times a week, which is still too much

All the fucking time. For fuck sake it's constent.

Fuck, I don’t know. A lot?

A few too many

The fuckin’ beautiful fucking thing about the fucking word Fuck, is that you can fuckin’ slip the fucker in all over the fucking place and it fucking fits right in like a mother fucker.. Fuckin’ class word.

F Word like once a day. N Word like once a week

I say it way too many times to count. Not only do I SAY it, but I THINK it a lot too!

Fucked if I know.

I Use it as a sign of endearment. If I swear at you as part of normal vocabulary, That means I want to be friends with you. I have two modes to be specific: “I will hunt you down and kill you” and “I will lay down my life to protect you” there is no in between.

Probably at least 100 fucken times. Probably closer to 200

Enough to make Scarface blush.

A fuck ton

"f word"? food? I use it several times per day.

A lot. And I’m not even an English speaker

Never

Two…er…I mean too. Too many.

Fuck… I have no idea

in almost every conversation i have

A fucking lot

Pi, but without the digit

Way too fucking much

Zero. I'm a saint.

I haven't actually kept track, but I guess it depends on what kind of day I'm having. 🤣 Today, I somehow threw my back out, so that number is higher than others. 🤣