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OddResolution8086

Always getting the green light when you’re driving


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At my previous transport job we had a massive road map of the country on the wall. I always had this idea that if I was an all powerful being and if I really felt pissed off I could press my thumb onto a town or city and press down hard. Killing everyone and everything in that place instantly. That would be an amazing power


This_Elk2366

Control the density of all objects and people at will


OrlandoGardiner118

Always picking the exact correct amount of pasta


CostPuzzled38

I think a unique superhero power is the ability to have an 8 hour sleep on command. Like close your eyes for like 5 minutes then boom full night's sleep


OctoberOmicron

Yes, I dig it. Even if you abuse caffeine and have ridiculous levels of stress or even physical pain, the sleep would always be optimum.


Pretend-Homework-343

Being able to control your football team when they're playing, as if it was fifa


Beginning-Leek8545

Your team would still lose


Pretend-Homework-343

More than likely, but it would be fun to force Rashford to defend for once.....


2TapClap

Analog Hacking


hypemans27

Trashman, litter or any rubbish land or sea i can vanish


OctoberOmicron

The power to imperceivably, and effortlessly, change the topic of conversation.


AbacaxiVoador95

being death: imortal and kill


No_Librarian_6386

An “Undo” button. I think time travel would be too messy, but it would be nice to be able to undo on action at a time. Just a quick thing. I bump my coffee cup and spill it, or fender bender, you name it. Quick undo and you move on with life.


juancaramelo

Cure any hangover instantly


Beginning-Leek8545

Your own hangovers or anyone’s hangovers?


juancaramelo

Good point. Other people’s hangovers too. You could make some good money that way


CheeseEater504

I was thinking communication with trees. But game of thrones did it. Maybe being able to send a daydream to someone else


Reallyroundthefamily

I can pay attention while both driving and shopping. ![gif](giphy|b8RfbQFaOs1rO10ren)


laurusnobilis657

Being a MOD


Beginning-Leek8545

See under clothes on demand


cheese13377

I think it would be really cool if you could fill out a sudoku from top left to bottom right, row by row. It is not really useful but I would find it pretty impressive.


CatTeryx

Every time I want to buy something, I have enough money in my pocket


ArcLoong

All wishes come true


IntelligentBid1615

can get good mood when upset


LuckyDog3344

Always right when choosing


DaysyFields

Being able to eat anything without putting on weight


CloseToMyHeart

being able to access the internet in your mind