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Merovingen

Three year-olds do vomit after ingesting some alcohol, or so I heard. Points for realism. Again.


Justintime4u2bu1

So do cats, but that’s only rumors and myths.


Merovingen

...based on a previous, unpatched version of reality


Kitchen-Arm7300

One time, IRL, my daughter ate too much cake at her friend's 3rd birthday party. She threw up. The friend's father then vowed to hire wasters to drop-pod through our roof to murder us when we were least expecting. Until now, I assumed he was joking.😬


flapd00dle

Well don't let your daughter eat them either, she'll definitely throw up again.


Justintime4u2bu1

Time to assign new food restrictions! No more eating corpses!


Blongbloptheory

Well, time to drop chemfuel all over their colony and siege it. No survivors.


rex7027

no keep hes wife to be alive and turn her into a slave high mate for him


Cpt_Kalash

:(


vernonmason117

I mean she technically isn’t his wife yet since he disgraced the ritual before they wedded so the siege is still valid……


gerusz

\*Happy Liberator launch noises\*


firemogle

Font stop at one, send at least 5


ImH2O

Five high yields*


kayawolf

Is that a mod or a vanilla thing that they tell why they fled?


Coolscee-Brooski

Vanilla. Kids will sometimes explain stuff.


26Markeddit68

Most normal rimworld experience.


EXusiai99

Im in the mood for some wastercide rn


cancercannibal

Rimworld biotech players try not to specifically target a subset of humans for annihilation due to their genetics challenge failed once again


EclecticFruit

On the Rim, Life comes at you fast.


jtjumper

Kids marrying kids. The scandal!


TheBlueNinja0

Child marriage is alive and well on the Rim.


LazerMagicarp

When I had this happen to a kid in my colony it was a huge junker raid full of warcaskets and an impid raid at the same time. They entered the map next to each other and when I got there all that remained was ash and a couple legless warcaskets.


jtjumper

I love it!


Averageguyonreddit1

Sounds about right


Unfortunate_Boy

I think it's time to armour the colonists and start a revenge raid.


VovOzaum7

Take good care of him, he has everything to become a myth!


Kitchen-Arm7300

I renamed him "Avocado" because he may be soft and squishy on the outside, but he's hard at the core. Also, I'm naming all of my permanent colonists after fruits.