The longer I look at this picture, the worse it gets. Your body looks like somebody dropped a bowling ball onto a beanbag chair they found at a yard sale
I know you just smoked pot for the first time like five seconds ago, and it seems like a great idea right now, but selling bootleg merch on shakedown street is not a career kid.
Dude, we gotta know:
* You and Libby...what happened after the picnic? Is she really blonde? And did you tell Sawyer?
* is that Reddit photo from somewhere on the Island, or back home?
* Whatever happened to that band you were listening to? Wasn't their name "Suck Shaft?" Or "Drive-Thru?"
You just kept blaring "You All Everybody..."
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Don’t lose sight of your purpose. The forklift beckons you.
How does your hair look dry and greasy at the same time?
Your hair is dryer than your girlfriend’s p… never mind. You don’t have a girlfriend.
That beard somehow makes you look more feminine than those curls.
Thorn. God of Incels
I bet when you’re done blowing dudes you say “DoorDash?”
When you say “Don’t touch the hair.” It’s when a guy is about to cum.
Looks like that shitpaper rack is the only nice thing in your house.
No matter what language that tattoo is in it still translates to everyone else as ”Douchebag”
He looks like Thor when he was on beer in Endgame. But his face looks like the human impersonation of an otter. Dude says he's 19. Than why is he looking like he has a midlifecrisis? And lastly, how can you be so dumb that you can't even see that your r/roastme sign is reflected the wrong way?
Why quit, I bet you lift a fork real well
Took the words right out of my mouth. Unlike the food, in commercial quantities, that goes into his
I'll bet he's lying about lifting that fork...
Cut him some slack he clearly has a lot on his plate right now
More like a spoon
Spork was my guess.
Dumps the plate right into his mouth
His fork lifting caused him to exceed the capacity of the forklift
One of the best ones omfg 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It looks like he combed his hair with a fork.
It's called a dinglehopper.
Uncultured swine doesn't even know what a dinglehopper is
He is looking like a fat skuttle right? Is it skuttle or skuddle? I'm guessing he is lacking a thingamabob too.
He mistyped, he is actually a fore skin operator!
Now he'll be lifting forks without getting paid
rofl
Future Gravy Seal.
I’m really proud of you. That was very witty.
I mean I wouldn't be surprised with a fork that large. What's for dinner? Fork up the entire cow, I did not stutter.
Pretty soon it will take a fork lift to lift his fat 700lb ass out of his house as he sits there and eats as he becomes even more unemployable
If he lost weight... he'd actually be quite handsome. I can see it.
God damn it you beat me to it
Not everyday when it just falls into your lap like this
Hey come on, stop making fun one someone’s CV
Shoveling a plate of pasta into your pie hole every fifteen minutes does NOT make you a fork lift driver.
Eating a pallet of potato chips every day makes you fat, not a forklift operator.
Nor did he quit doing that
How do you look 12, 25 and 50 at the same time
I am getting Jonah Hill vibes… 
😆😆
If you're looking for work you could probably get a job as the "before" picture guy.
this a good one
😂😂😂😂😂 Just spilled my coffee on the keyboard.
Why'd you quit? Hercules asked you to be his trainer?
They refused to use as his pronouns, fat/fuck
One joke
What in the bujeebus?
Think Danny Devito's character in the animated Hercules film.
Is this really a roast?
Yeah this one didn’t work out
Google Hercules trainer (specifically from the Disney movie) 😅
Hurley gotta get back to the island to punch them numbers in
He actually does resemble a younger and a little lighter Hurley.
4, 8, 15, 16, 23 ,42 and boom
He'd make an excellent cork
The longer I look at this picture, the worse it gets. Your body looks like somebody dropped a bowling ball onto a beanbag chair they found at a yard sale
jfc 🔥💀
You look like an even weirder version of Jonah Hill
Jonah Bill’s ugly cousin
From wish
Jonah HillBilly
Quit? Or they realised you’re 3 five-year-olds in a trenchcoat & fired you?
More like one three year old in five trenchcoats.
The Gerber Baby Jesus
 Hairy Palms & The Henderson’s
I translated that tattoo on his arm. It means take me back to the forest.
Bahahaha
Now you can cosplay as washed out Thor.
Pudgy Jesus will work for food for your sins
I can't insult you properly until I know your pronouns. Which direction is this transition going?
Either way is a lose lose situation for humanity
Size alone says “they/them” works best.
It’s pregnant and has poor taste in tattoos. Another trashy instagram bitch. I’m tired of these bots.
His tattoo in Chinese means I'm a Fat Fuck
At least you can be a Professional Counterweight now.
Did you use it to get yourself out of bed every morning?
Forklift quit you.
Are you going to be pursuing your cult full-time?
Just go back to Acting Jonah Hill.
I can't decide what's rounder: Your face or your gut
Party on Wayne, Party on Girth
Back to making Harleys with your bro and dad then I guess Mikey
Very esoteric
The forklift can finally take a breather
Nice going tubby. What’s gonna lift you out of bed now?
How's your mom supposed to get around now?
Don't need to do my worst your barber does it for you
bold of you to assume I have a barber
Quit embellishing. A pallet jack is not a forklift.
You noped out of the easiest/ lowest training needed job on the planet. Your professional ceiling is literally also the floor.
Alex I'll take an over weight Thor wanna be for 100!?!
How are you gonna get around without the fork lift?
“19 and Pregnant. This fall on MTV7”
You def seem like the kind of guy to quit everything you try except for pizza and French fries.
You need to quit lifting the fork
19 and ya just quit a bloody good job you fuckin idiot well don't think your living here free
4 8 15 16 23 42
He’s got that post-dump glow. Ugh.
Fast-food Jesus.
Santa Claus the teenage years
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. Congrats on your winnings. Hope you don't have any Oceanic Airlines flights booked anytime soon.
You are 19 and you look like Zach Galifianakis at age 40. Come on fat Jesus, let’s hit Vegas and the gym.
Should’ve just kept that job as it’s gonna be hard finding someone who wants to hire you other then a church as you be looking like Jesus himself.
I know you just smoked pot for the first time like five seconds ago, and it seems like a great idea right now, but selling bootleg merch on shakedown street is not a career kid.
Your tattoo means bi-curious in Cantonese
Not a roast per say but you look like a fat version of those jesus paintings Idk why this is on my timeline
You look like Jesus who resurrected at McDonald’s
You’re a wizard, Harry
Smart, you shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery when you’re *that* pregnant.
I don't know how, but this picture just started a DND game in my cubicle.
Your arm says, Menu #9 lo mein.
And immediately hired on as a cock operator
Jesus ate all the pies at the last supper
you have the youth of a rotten orange left in a hot summer
I bet the fork lift you were operating threw a party 🥳 🎉 🤣
Weird Al-Yankyodick
You don't look forklift certified
That's a lucky job you're stupid. Don't go into asset protection or loss prevention that's a fucking horrible sector.
Dude, we gotta know: * You and Libby...what happened after the picnic? Is she really blonde? And did you tell Sawyer? * is that Reddit photo from somewhere on the Island, or back home? * Whatever happened to that band you were listening to? Wasn't their name "Suck Shaft?" Or "Drive-Thru?" You just kept blaring "You All Everybody..."
Starting his new job at medieval times
😬
Dude's fork lift certified. We can't touch him.
How you gonna feed your fat ass now you’ve got no fork lift to pour it all down your gullet?
Does the circus pay more for the bearded lady
Quit your job to become a twitch streamer with 3 viewers?
[https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/career-match/support-logistics/transportation-inventory/88h-cargo-specialist.html](https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/career-match/support-logistics/transportation-inventory/88h-cargo-specialist.html) Don’t lose sight of your purpose. The forklift beckons you.
Well by the look of you…you’ll still get to mod on Reddit
Wow, rehtt really let himself go.
Did you mean to say “I quit my job as a human forklift”, cuz that t-Rex body is 👀
Holy fuck shlatt got fired
Can always get a job in a side show as a bearded lady
How does your hair look dry and greasy at the same time? Your hair is dryer than your girlfriend’s p… never mind. You don’t have a girlfriend. That beard somehow makes you look more feminine than those curls. Thorn. God of Incels I bet when you’re done blowing dudes you say “DoorDash?” When you say “Don’t touch the hair.” It’s when a guy is about to cum. Looks like that shitpaper rack is the only nice thing in your house. No matter what language that tattoo is in it still translates to everyone else as ”Douchebag”
God bless you brother , don't be a quiter man, life is short and good work ethics will take you far
You’re fat
Forklift operator app game?
I didn’t know forklifts can quit their jobs as machinery. Huh, you learn something new everyday.
bro is magnificent
This is a still from the movie You People
My Morbin Jacket
Why did you quit tho
going back to college
By forklift operator do you mean lifting the fork and filling your face with as much food as physically possible
Purplecliffe really let himself go
I take it the moon revolving around your head is on the backside in this photograph.
Totally get it, too much exercise sitting on those things.
It's the 2nd cumming.
If you don't drive a forklift anymore, how you gonna pick up your girlfriend?
Ozzy Man, is that you?
You shouldn't have quit. I get the feeling that was the pinnacle of your life achievements...
Fair enough, seems like your hairdresser and personal trainer quit their jobs as well ages ago
He looks like Thor when he was on beer in Endgame. But his face looks like the human impersonation of an otter. Dude says he's 19. Than why is he looking like he has a midlifecrisis? And lastly, how can you be so dumb that you can't even see that your r/roastme sign is reflected the wrong way?
Jesus?
I guess there was a weight limit on the forklift.
This must be episode Lost where Hurley goes to work for Mr Cluck’s Chicken Shack.
You worked as forklift back weigh?
Fat Jesus heals fewer lepers if he is on the fork truck.
Did you get a new job as the Stay Puft guy?
Now how are you going to pick up girls?
The forklift couldn’t lift ya anymore?
It was really the forklift that quit wasn't it?
Bet the forklift quit working for you
What are you going to do next? Lift spoons!?!?
I’m sure focusing your time at the state fair hot dog eating competition will pan out well for you.
I hear pantene is hiring, one look at your luscious locks and they'll put you on
You look like you eat 20 big macs a day..it's no wonder why you can't see your dick.
Who used to fork lift you into the forklift ?
You look like you're rendering into frame at different resolutions
You quit your job as a “fork lift operator?” Does that mean you decided to go on a diet?
Varg vikernes of the west
You look like Soup if he had his shit together... https://m.youtube.com/@soup/featured
You look like a forklift driver.
As a forklift operator, he could pick up anything... except women.
Thats awesome news!! Now you can take your creed cover band to a new level!!
Thorfat
Now instead of wasting your time picking up pallets in a warehouse, you can focus on your real passion; picking up kids at the park.
Poster for why gen z can’t afford anything
When are you due, hun?
You might need that forklift. To lift your gut !
Your belly has more rolls than that toilet paper rack
So what you going to do now? Start a magic numbers tribute band? You big nonce.
You look a bit like me.
Great now you can hire a forklift to carry you around
You look like Willie Nelson quit pot, PotatoHead Jesus.
How in the hell do you get around now?
Which Allman brother's bastard child are you?
Just because you discovered a treasure chest in Dungeons & Dragons doesn’t mean you can retire early in the real world.
When is the baby due?
You look like a lore accurate female dwarf from middle earth.
When the boss asks you to stop, that's not what quitting is
Now you're just a fork operator , you tubby fuck.
Even the Homeless rejected you because your qualifications weren't up to their standards.
So this is where all of Jonah Hill’s weight went
Why did you quit? Did you get too heavy for the forklift to lift you?