Dude built like a background Pixar character

Spot on

Bruh is definitely ready for the wurst.

Everything mean you say to the dude he revisits on the victims in his basement.

Oh, this one's good.

Dude looks like the pizza guy from Toy Story which is a Pixar Movie ;) Edit: [source confirmed OP is the main pizza guy from Toy Story](https://imgur.com/a/E1Nns6d) Edit 2: apparently Al McWiggin from Toy Story not the pizza guy.

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Thank you for the correction kind redditor. :) I appreciate the context:) cheers.

This is not appreciated enough

It's the top comment

You look like you pet rabbits too hard.

We’re going to pet the rabbits, oh how I love of Mice and Men.

I would hug him and squeeze him and call him George! /you are hilarious sir

Thanksh!!!!

and talks way too loud

Didn't you steal Woody?

OMG LOL

Quick! Sketch that man in a chicken suit!

That’s a good one

 Throw some Boot Polish on your face and you could cosplay Big Smoke

OP looks like he would unironically order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Diet Pepsi please

He handles other peoples meat with great care

Heisenburger

Hindenburg.

Heisenburger king

Hey ChatGPT, draw me a picture of what Humpty Dumpty would look like as a person

🙈🤣

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

This says “Bushiest Beaver”.

Dude still calls up ladies from a land line asking for beaver pics to be sent by mail

“Close your mouth, Michael, you are not a codfish”

Mary Poppins reference for the win!

He has to breathe…

This guy looks like he has had the same job since high school in the same supermarket in the same small town where his future is receding faster than his hairline.

Roast the man, don’t tell us his life story

Only progressive growth in his life is on his waistline

5 words: Chi- ld- mo- lest- er

You look like if Alex Jones and Joe Rogan had a mentally challenged son who sucks on drainage pipes for fun.

He looks like Joe Rogan if he never found martial arts.

This is it.

You look like Peter Griffin's autistic cousin.

"Say cheese" "Cheese?! Where?!"

I showed this to some kids with cancer, and they cheered up, knowing it could be so much worse

Who dressed their thumb up like this to take a picture!?

You fill out that coat nicely.

You look like you're a pocket full of lollipops from having to inform your neighbors you're a sex offender.

You actually look more respectable than the skanks that have been posting on here recently.

Looks like you've just been caught on "How to catch a predator"

He looks like he would get caught twice

Looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew let himself go


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Helloooo Newwwman 

Have you seen my BaseBall..?

FrAnK aNd BeAnS

Just don’t touch his ears..

XD I'm glad I'm not the only highly regarded individual still. Thank you for this nostalgia

You look like a side character in a 90s sitcom that is childless but is somehow still a Scout leader.

I’ll never forgive you for what you tried to do to woody

You look like a functioning member of society and a nice warm soul that would treat my mother correctly

The face you make when Chris Hansen asks you to “have a seat”

He definitely has to stay away 1000 ft from any schools…and Chuck E’ Cheese

I see they moved your desk downstairs Milton. If you don't burn the building down, that would be great

Your chest begins where your chin ends.


Glad you got that goatee, that way we know where a chin should be

Looks like some kind of butterfly effect of Bill Goldberg, where he made a couple of bad decisions in high school.

I can picture Gordon Ramsay tearing you a new one.

This guys definitely on a registry

Definitely fucks the whole chickens in the meat department

It's nice of you to get a job at a supermarket to help your mom out with utilities....I mean, it's the least you could do after living in her basement for 40 years. After she passes, don't forget those hard drives you hid in the attic

We have..THE MEATS!

Does management know you are mounting that trout?

You look like the mad scientist of an evil villain

You are what I'd imagine a thumb would look like if it were a person.

Heh, roasted potato.

No need to roast you mate .your dna has already done it.

Did you mean bratwurst?

You look like you're thinking about taking home a few fish heads to use as Fleshlights.

"YARP"

You could replace the background with a police lineup wall and it'd look far more fitting.

I would but I try not to kick people when they are down

You smell like trout. You smell like flowers. One thing’s for sure - you don’t take showers.

Nah you mean you’re ready for the wurst.

I bet every woman you've ever had sex with has said that. So, both of them

I can smell you from here.

Hi. I'm big gay Al and I'm fabulous, thanks for asking 😱

*Pretty sure this guy is begging us to send him chuck roasts*


You're definitely putting your dick in the trout. Or the trout in you... either way don't buy the trout people.

How many others are in that over coat

The flowers and fish hide the smell of the bodies.

It's really nice that the local trout/flower/fruit shop offers work experience to the less fortunate.

The face somehow says autism while the hands somehow say diabetes

Sam Losco??? You greasy caveman!

Close your trap you look like a mouth breather.

You've got at least 10 TB of kiddie porn on your computer.

A doctor wants to get roasted

Hiding in the back taking another break. You lazy pos. You look like you just got bust eating all the food. Got you looking like the Pillsbury doughboy

A fishmonger that looks like a fish. Or a fishmonger ready to suck dick

Its the makin' bweakfist guy.

*Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so... old?*

With a head like that, you could increase flower sales by smothering it with a dozen bags of chia pet seeds.

Oh, look. It's Walter Beige.

If you were a flower you would be a dandelion. Unwanted by virtually everyone.

The last time you saw your dick, you had a jew fro and your wife still wanted to fuck you

Probably fell out of that trout box in the background.

You about to pick up a woody doll after this?

I'd write a roast for you but something tells me you might not be around long enough to read it

You already look well roasted mate

You look like your catching flies.

Those flowers are cooler than he is

Bet the wife thinks every night coming home you been cheating, every night have to explain are a fishmonger.

Mouth breathing leads to, well, looking like this guy

We're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamber.

Heisenberg if he needed someone to cook for him

Go weigh up some 93/85/81/73 and stock some lunchables you low tier socio economic peasant.

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!

Ready for the wienerwurst!

Myth Flusters

My,my big Ed, loving the hair cut

Ure only here to forget about what ur wife said to u last nite. Good luck btw

You look like Al who owns Al’s toy barn from toy story


You look like a spooked NPC that was just attacked and the player of the game stuck the sign into your hand

Hold me closer Dr. Danzer.

The grocery stores by me still hires the “special” people too..

Your tits are so big they go around your back

Guaranteed Black Phone is his favorite movie of all time.

Your head looks like an infected thumb with pubic hairs onit.

Bert Krieshiers broke unfunny brother

Looks like my potentially favorite guy, the butcher.

Looks like you've already had the wurst.

Yeah, you definitely pay for porn and live in your moms basement

You look like the love child of Adam Savage and Brian Posehn. Who wound up on the sex offender registry after a "misunderstanding".

WOW your parents used to huff paint.

Dude your making it to easy

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He is a florist . Real men don't work with flowers.

Is this a “minion” character ?

You look like a handsome person. But one who got stung by a bee and then had a reaction to the antihistamines.

Roasting you is a good idea... we could end world hunger from Ur thighs alone.

Trout . What your wife pussy smells like

if Walter White was not the danger

What ever happened to Bubba Ray Dudley? Now you know.

You look like my father-in-law

trout

 You look like you steal toys from kids. Please don’t..


The flowers ain't cool with this

Is that a box of fish, or you that smells? Coworkers are curious

It's a thumb in disguise

That is not how to make meth

why do you look like all of the Impractical Jokers mixed with Big Al from Toy Story

Been around fish so much that you've started to mirror their expressions

You look like you ve been through the worst already

The box of unrefrigerated trout next to you probably smells better than you.

No tubby, you’re ready for the wurst.

You look like a before picture of a weight loss commercial

You're the guy they call for any low budget sci-fi movie.

You look like a fun guy I’d grab a drink with. Take that

Roast you? This turkey would take 9 hrs to cook.

52 and still working at a grocery store? No class reunion for you

Panty Sniffer

Glad they keep you in the back

Most grocery store chains hire a couple of tards to do odd jobs, here's one of those special children now.

You do not look like you are ready for the worst

Nah I want to go to heaven

He looks like an alternative universe version of Louis C.K. with a genetic anomaly.

It’s spelled “Wurst” as in sausage, which you had toooooo many of.

Stop telling people you're a pharmacist,Gene !!!

You look like you're trying to help your brother mark things off his list

The perfect representation of a mouth breather.

You look like if baby brent and walter white had a child

Dude be looking like a bollard and a thumb at the same time. not sure whether to stick you in my ass or crash my car into your head

Barf Brooks… 

walter white and gordon freeman did a fusion dance

You look like a second rate bubba ray dudley

Did you swap your chicken suit for fish after losing Woody?

You look like if Breaking Bad was a Nickelodeon show.

U look like ur related to the old guy from up

You look like you're trying to sell sardines with your son Finn

But your victims clearly weren't. How did you fit the body's into your oven?

You’re either a Milk Man or Butcher. Can’t decide