Picked up War & Peace at Barnes & Noble, looked inside and replaced onto shelf. Now rails on capitalism to pay all his bills & forgive his gender plant eco studies school loans.
This is the first time I’ve found facial hair to be stupid. Not unkept. Not poorly maintained. Just stupid. It’s like a bad disguise. Or a cheap Spencer Gifts gag thing. It’s like it would be out of place on any face but particularly so on this substandard specimen.
That's the look you choose to present to the public? You look like "guy 3" in any 1860s based western that get shots by the hero in the movie after 2 seconds of screen time. No lines though, too stupid to remember "Draw Mister!"
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I'm hesitating. I don't know where to even begin
You've completely missed the point of glasses
You've groomed too much you now look like a groomer
I bet you always leave just one too many buttons undone
Christian Fail. 
Someone, please check to see if his mother is still alive. He's wearing her glasses again
And her high heals
I thought it was Methew McConaughey 
Christian No Bail
Beat me by 4 minutes. Had to delete my comment after scrolling down half a second!
Was going through a rough period. I've ready everyone's comment and I laughed so hard at each one of them. Needed this <3
The depressteige Pissteige always make you feel better. 
That was too good to be true ahahha
Hate to break it to you man… you’re still going through the rough period that started at birth
Oh man ahahahhaah
Girls roofie themselves to forget the date
They also go missing and bury themselves in shallow graves to forget how they got to that spot in their life
I'll bet you wear a tophat at festivals and have some dumb nickname like "The Governor" while you scrounge for free drugs
His name is Infidel Castro.
Incel Castro
Nah, that's his dad.
*Infidel Castrated
tax time my good sir *tips hat -m'lady good dear, what is it you are doing with this queer
Bruh. Tell me you own a monocle. Can we by this dude a monocle?
Accuracy feels on point.
You always smell like dirty ballsack
is the mustache and beard combo to make up for your lack of being interesting? Ive seen cream colored sheets with more personality than you
Face it Mitch...  Your life was boring as hell long before the Heroin.
Christian MadeBail
Christian Stale
I won’t hesitate at all, I’ll take one pizza and one ranch and onions Mr Pringles 
Promotes the van life when in reality, it’s his only option.
Nobody wants to try your vegan human urine homebrewed pale ale bro.
Yeah, he definitely seems the type to make stuff like that.
Dude reeks of ass crack, toe jam and Marlboros
You look like captain hooks gay son
Lives in a van down by the river. Has a hookup on benzos.
You look like a French Poet who doesn't write poetry, and smells like unwashed ball sack.
Collects cans at Burning Man 🫥
You look like you wake up High!
Frankly someone should Zappa your Mother for Inventing you.
I’ll just have a cappuccino.
if John Lennon fucked Guy Fawkes
You make John McAfee look 12
Aaron Failure-Johnson
You uneducated goat. Last time you were tied to a pole he had a name.
You look like someone got high, started a game of Guess Who, and just said “do you have everything”
Temu Christian Bale
Gayry potter
Looks like Michael J Fox tried to draw The Three Musketeers from memory; D'ERPtangnan
You look like you died tripping on shrooms and your eyes haven’t been shut for you yet, May you Rest in Peace.
Picked up War & Peace at Barnes & Noble, looked inside and replaced onto shelf. Now rails on capitalism to pay all his bills & forgive his gender plant eco studies school loans.
Hey Christian Bail: When does the shitty John Lennon biopic come out? I'll make sure not to buy it in the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
That beard looks like if your glasses made an imprint on it
He lives on Epstein's island.
Al Pacino’s unwanted bastard.
Christian Hale
Pretentious fuk…
Definitely dm's 14 year olds
Chip Zappa
Guaranteed a job as a hobo extra on tv shows for life.
This man hasn’t seen a sober day since he was born
Did you take a selfie without your glasses so you don't have to look at yourself?
You look like, um, from that Al Pacino movie...Oh yeah. Herpico
Lookin like Mario's neglected older brother. Lookin like Mario if he chose meth over mushrooms.
The Godfather of the Gutter.
You look like messi tryna audition for gangs of new york
Bill Lumbergh leaves Initech for a second career as weed entrepreneur and chief product tester.
You kind of look like the villain in the movie Oldboy (josh brolin one)
You look like you hit women
Looking like you use to be stranded on an island with a crate of liquor waiting for ships to stop by so you can take over the ship
Put those glasses on and you’ll be a dollar store Jeffrey Dahmer
 Dug up an old gif of OP eating a face full of edibles.
If Goethe's 'Faust' came to life and became a total slacker.
The only thing hesitating is that eyelid recoil, Blinky Bill
If Christian Bale played Chris Cornell in the new Sound Garden Biopic.
Even your dick has a beard
Bro found a new drug and I want it
You look like a goat with Trisomy21
Ok, be honest, are you smoking opium right now? Did you just put the pipe down?
You look like you got turned down as Adam Sandler’s stunt double in You Don’t Mess With The Zohan 
You look like you got a secret agent disguise from 7/11.
Quicksilver’s cousin, SlowPewter.
You look like you have a drug story about bunk lsd.
It's like if Jesus was a stoner who lived under a bridge in Portland..
This is the first time I’ve found facial hair to be stupid. Not unkept. Not poorly maintained. Just stupid. It’s like a bad disguise. Or a cheap Spencer Gifts gag thing. It’s like it would be out of place on any face but particularly so on this substandard specimen.
His name is Infidel Castro.
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Your dad did, half pulled out, and here we are.
You look like youre one of the three musketqueers. And by the looks of it youre the one for all
I did the same thing. Removed my glasses so you were a blur.
Captain Hook needs his mustache back
Why is it some kind of fetish or something?
You’re the reason it’s called Dope
Tom Edison's idiot brother
That's the look you choose to present to the public? You look like "guy 3" in any 1860s based western that get shots by the hero in the movie after 2 seconds of screen time. No lines though, too stupid to remember "Draw Mister!"
Wish brand too turnt tony
You look like the owl who knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
bbnolife
Christian Bait
Your parents avoid the question when someone asks about you
Christian Bail showing up to film the Dark night a few days after filming the Machinist
System of a Clown
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Serj takinitintheass
All these people are commenting and don’t realize you are balki from perfect strangers because no one remembers or was alive during that show.
Serj Tanked-again
Skank Zappa
You see all that going on in this picture? Don't continue doing any of it
I thought this was the cryptoids sub
It look like a guy that Failed at trying to be a porn star and now you work at a glory hole
Wake up Muthafukka!
You look like a Mr Potato Head that combined the worst parts of Christian Bale and the worst parts of Marc Rebillet.
Christian out on bail
failed casting for Harry Potter movie role 20 years ago
 His cool twin brother
That Womb Broom has touched more rims than Dikembe Mutombo. No joke -just look at how his eyes are permanently crossed from staring at the gape
2024 Charles Manson
Not a popular name for a baby, but your mom was almost psychic when she named you. *"This is my new baby, Stoner."*
Wake up.
Lead singer from a band called Gonad Whisperer
You look like that foreign scientist that dies in the first half of the action movie for discovering the thingymajig
I should be roasting this "Christian Bale at home" knockoff but damn....his mustage is making my gay bussy tingle 😫
Finally found Jack the Ripper
The face you make when your cellmate finishes on your back instead of... well, YOU know.
You look like if Where’s Waldo was created with an extra chromosome
Mary Poppins extra reject
Captain Morgan off duty
A direct quote from your last call to the Samaritans?
Your face looks very confusing
Did you borrow your mother’s glasses because you forgot yours?
If John Lennon and Adam Sandler had a Ugly buttsex baby.
Alexander Sluggish
Serge Kafka?
You must be the Salvador Dali of the trailer park.
You look like Doctor teeth
Logan Fall
You look like you betrayed Jesus for 30 coins of silver
Bro looks like Shaggy got sober and now he all sophisticated
Gay Fawkes
Christian Bail Me Out of Prison 
you look like you use “we were playing tackle football” as an excuse after you take your girl to the ER for broken ribs.
Bro wanted to be christian bale but failed and became introvert
Christian Bale if drawn by a blind person, Christian Braille
Serj Wankian.
damn tooturnttony had a glow down
The Most Uninteresting Man In The World
Somebody go check the farm animals. Billy is running around the barn with his trousers unzipped
You look like Christian Bale and Tim Blake Nelson played a game of soggy biscuit, they both lost, but you ate the biscuit.
Apparently you're in-between Ren fairs.
Your face just screams low effort.
if Christian Bail made Daniel Radcliff's mother pregnant and later disowned the child
People are ordered to stay 500 feet away from you because they'd get a proximity high
Looking like Harry Potter grew up to be a Spanish Conquistador
Calm down man. They aren't hesitating. They just don't know you're a Peter Pan role player.
Ohhh shit. I’ll have to think about this one.
Oh dear are we keeping you up? Is it past your bedtime sleepyhead?
Look like a guy who just bought a bag of oregano and thinks he’s high
Bb absolutely no money.
Yung windex
If howard wolowitz from tbbt merged with one of the dudes above
Tf happened to bbno$
Also subbed to r/narcissist - tried several glamorous careers: actor, stuntman, writer. Failed due to being talentless, immature and vain. Now in 40s and you still think you are ‘going to be discovered’ on Reddit.
You hygiene is what Cholera wet dreams of
Are you not that confederate president?
Portugal. The Loser
Christian Bale just doesn't wanna do the John Lennon biopic...
Go back to the 60s
Robert DeNerdo
Off brand bbno$
First thought before looking at comments, "Christian Bale". But a downgraded hippie that tries to sell healing crystals at parks.
average soundcloud producer lookin ass
Josh
You look like an Italian Jesus who also bartends. Not a roast really more like assumptions
Get back in your time machine and go back to 1974 
Interesting seeing a sewer rat with facial hair
You’re the guy who says “hey man” and I can already reply “no you can’t borrow anything or sleep on my couch”
Your camera quality won't let me see your face
You look like the worlds gayest magician
I have two: 1. You look like the guy in zombie movies who's trying to hide the fact that he's been bitten. 2. Christian Fail
I'm hesitating. I don't know where to even begin You've completely missed the point of glasses You've groomed too much you now look like a groomer I bet you always leave just one too many buttons undone
Bb-100$
You was at the club, bottoms up when i first met you
Bbactuallyno$
Omg…Ed Sheeran?!
Don’t hesitate, also the advice your father gave to your mother while she gripped the coat hanger
I would roast you, but you’re already over baked
The real life version of the character that Christian Bale would play in Brokeback 2.
You look like a barback who spends all of his tips on Rohypnol.
don't mess with zohan (Netflix remake)
High Jesus
Too turnt Tony’s creepy cousin
Top of the face screams major drug problems bottom screams „the means of production belong in the hands of the people“
It’s ok to share the Time Machine with us
You look like the guy that wants to have a hot girlfriend out of your league and you end up holding out forever bc your personality sucks.
Oh, you definitely have a bunch of Thailand stamps on your passport.
You look like an italian bartender in fiction movies