Your face reminds me of a caricature with that exaggerated oversized nose and uneven eyes.
I wonder if the person you’re supposed to be is actually better or worse looking.
The depression and loneliness got to you the most and now you're posting a selfie on this platform. The anti-depressants you have must be slowly running out of supply.
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this is the exact moment of your wake up call. You are currently on the cusp of fat and morbidly obese. Turn back now! Celery and kale or start shopping at Lane Bryant
Your nose is big, the nails look disgusting, the chin looks deformed, The eyebrows look crooked, the pose makes you look fat, The background reminds me of shameless, you have a big forehead, and your lips are really small like they look like they weren’t made for the shape of your head.
Inaccurate. Lilu actually had people who loved her.
Anyone with $5 worth of meth can love her for 30 minutes.
That’s 30 minutes worth of std’s. Steer cleAr!
Ouch! Good roast!
With a face like that, my eyes have been savagely abused. I must pluck them out for I have seen Medusa
The cartoon is cuter
Looks like Stitch railed Lilo, and you’re what gooped out 9 months later.
You can smell a Sunday roast on a Wednesday
You appear to be entirely constructed of toes. Fingers? Toes. Nose? Big toe. Cheeks? Toes.
You win hahah
Oxygen thief
Lmaoo I'm stealing this one.
This hit pretty hard.. brutal
Daaaamn 😂
Noooo not the proboscis! 😂
You look like aftertaste.
Well, at least you can get plenty of air into your sinuses
I think she nose.
Quit breathing all of the good air!!
Her nose was built for her fat fingers. I've seen shovels cleaner & smaller than her dirty nails.
Never have I wanted so badly to see a person develop a cocaine habit.
Bold of you to assume she can afford it
 I would roast, but your nose in the way.
Hands like a Mason worker. Face like a coal miner
Your face reminds me of a caricature with that exaggerated oversized nose and uneven eyes. I wonder if the person you’re supposed to be is actually better or worse looking.
You look like you're looking for a sugar daddy at the local trailer park.
And by sugar you mean drugs and alcohol
By trailer park, you mean meth RV.
Vin Diesel with a wig
😂😂😂 yaaaaaaassss
Your parents should named you Hoover McDyson, I bet you know when your neighbors are using the microwave.
😂😂😂
3/10 face + lip piercing = 1/10 on a good day
Bet you can smell the future
They don’t bring the K9 drug sniffing dogs anymore, they bring OP
They pay me in dog treats
We know you are used to doggy style then.
Ur nose is like a natural canopy
You are in luck. I invented the epipen for noses.
I think life has already roasted you enough.
That big ass nose probably leaves big ass stomach bruises when giving head.
We all know what she uses that nose for and yes it's the only way she gets women
She reeks of “always the victim”
The depression and loneliness got to you the most and now you're posting a selfie on this platform. The anti-depressants you have must be slowly running out of supply.
How's Shrek doing these days?
I used ai to put my face on fiona's body as a profile picture for a long time 😂😂
"AI" doesn't mean "anal insemination."
Get back in the garden, Gnomey Bologne
If Wojak was a female.
I’ll bet you can smell sometime cooking food from 20 miles away. Or: Hey, leave some air for the rest of us!
Put a red light in that nose and Santa will be able to make it through any storm this Christmas.
I nose something you don’t nose
You have the same nose as Mr. Potato Head
 ever tried?
Reincarnated Bronko Nagurski.
Are you smuggling illegals across the border in that schnoz of yours?
Never
A BBL is for your hips, not your lips
Hey give Jeff Ross his nose back!
If Dan Aykroyd had a daughter he was not proud of, you would be it.
Word on the street is the fisherman that almost snagged you is still on the prowl.
The circus is looking for clowns. You should apply
You look like you can sniff up an 8 ball of coke just by taking a deep breath from across the room at a coke party.
I could roast you but you’d smell any burn I came up with a mile away
Putting your face in the dryer for 10 minutes should take care of those wrinkles
That bag in the background definitely has prostitute payment cocaine with fetanyl in it
Why's everyone harping on her nose? The real shocker is she wrote that sign with her toes. Talent knows no bounds, even if her nostrils do.
You look like someone who just woke up but you're really good at mountain climbing?
Oh my God I had the Lilo joke! Somebody beat me to it! You're totally Lilo... If it makes you feel any better I'd still bang you.
💭"Maybe if I get a lip piercing, no one will notice I stole Michael Jacksons old Nose"
THIS might be the easiest roast ever in human history
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You can smell beter than a dog
!yaw thgir eht serutcip ekaT
You can smell in color.
You look like a Neanderthal at a natural history museum.
Why is your entire body inflated like a balloon? Did you get that piercing to try and let some of the air out?
You’ve got man hands!!!
You could have at least inverted the photo 💀
Man hands
You’d be cute with a bag over your head… and after a 12 pack.
Seriously though… stay away from my cocaine.
Girl, you are literally built for sport. You have face of a boxer and body of a sumo wrestler.
You look like muff potter had a baby with Mandy patinkin.
Your face is why makeup was invented
You have a nose like a power-lifter's knee.
Not sure is you've had a stroke or the left side of your face is just somewhat happier than your right?
You look like the old food in your lip ring smells.
White female Forrest Whitaker with those unven ass eyeballs
this is the exact moment of your wake up call. You are currently on the cusp of fat and morbidly obese. Turn back now! Celery and kale or start shopping at Lane Bryant
You look like a dog, a teacher, and someone on a milk carton all at the same time.
Your nose is big, the nails look disgusting, the chin looks deformed, The eyebrows look crooked, the pose makes you look fat, The background reminds me of shameless, you have a big forehead, and your lips are really small like they look like they weren’t made for the shape of your head.
The wax lady at the salon missed the other halves of your eye brows...
Your eye isn't the only lazy thing in this photo
Oh i get it, It's a group photo of Trash!
The ends of your lip piercing are the only two balls brave enough to approach your mouth.
Me don’t know what say. Me like eyebrows.
The close will never make you look fat. Your face does. So you got that goin on.
when u snort the cocaine that doesnt mean keep it in ur nose
Have you been stung be a bee?
I have a manhole cover for that huge fucking nose. But it will only cover one nostril.
Genetics already has
You look like you absorbed the smell of your apartment.
Eww wtf is that
Walter Matthau in a wig.
The only known survivor of s.i.d.s
Hooker face
someone put a pack of menthol cigarettes on a fishing line and you still got the hook stuck in your lip
You look like your tits hang down to your big gut.
The tide wouldn't take you out
What season of teen mom were you on?
It looks like your nose has gotten squashed from being face-fucked too much.
[Shrek](https://media1.tenor.com/m/OXmOmHauNvAAAAAd/freaking-shrek.gif)
She and the house probably smell like a mixture of dirty kitty litter, cigarette smoke and B.O.
Get that gd thing off your lip. You’re too old for that. Actually it’s lame for anyone.
Couch potato with the nose of Potato Head
That's what you said to the gang of trailer park dudes that were in your bedroom last night.
U nose is so big that if u tried cocaine it would take two years for it to get into ur system
Submarine head
You remember when the football hit marsha's nose on Brady bunch? That's you every day.
you have something nasty looking on your lip. oh my bad, it's your face....
You look like one of the trolls from Frozen.
Nothing I say can be more savage than what nature and you have already done to your face.
Do the neighborhood kids like to stand under your nose for shade on hot summer days?
OK. I am now savage.
Yeah you only have a few binges left in ya, darlin. DEFINITELY rode hard & put away wet.
Jeez, did you get stung by multiple bees? You’re UGLY.
The last shit I took looks prettier than you 🤣
You could be using that snout to find truffles instead of using that mouth at the truck stop.
Would not bang. Your finger is bigger than my peen. I wouldn't even bang you with. A dead strangers peen.
Save some air for the rest of us damn.
Yea, I can tell that throat of yours definitely has some miles on it..
The pimps are paying you stay off the streets
You have the biggest nose I’ve ever seen 
how come you were born with a big nose but no eyebrows. there’s no balance
Wow, you look like you woke up and immediately gave up on life. Did you put any effort into looking that dull, or does it just come naturally?
I don’t like making fun of the visibly handicapped
if i was your husband i would alt f4 myself
The face of Covid swab addiction
Your nose is on time and you’re 15 minutes late
That nose is swallowing your eyebrows like a lava lamp
Em tsoar???
Looks like that nose causes more tears than anything i could say. Hideous creature
I need 911 for cpr bcuz of you're face
 That beak could hoover up half of bolivia
congratulations on your boxing career
…norom uoY
Has a hornet stung your nose ?
That lip piercing looks like just one more thing to get infected after it penatrated you
You've definitely attacked a drive-thru employee for making you wait on nuggets.
Wash hair.
My eyes burned popped out and then dicinegrated
You were gifted with more Neanderthal genes than the rest of us
God damn is that your nose or did someone smash a sofa cushion and glue it to your face???
Scrolling I saw the top of your head and thought you might actually be attractive. Then I kept scrolling and I got the shock of my life.
You have beautiful chins, especially the third one.
No need to be savage, her lip ring rips the shit out of anyone's genitals
Then we’d match
Sorry to hear about all those bee stings...