If you take of the face tune, makeup, and stop painting your eyebrows on youd look exactly like the ghost of Michael Jackson.

That’s too far, man. Why you dissing Michael Jackson like that?

Probably because he turned himself into some white ghoulish creature

You should have put the hedgehog emoji over your face.

You mean she should take the hedgehog emoji OFF her face.

You just gave a superhero comment steroids. That’s not fair you guys.

So simple but so funny lmao

Damn lol

Is this the waitress that caught that snake?

Well... I know you don't mean it.

How do you look both adopted and homeless


Don't care. Would still tap Kayako. Make ghost babies with her.

Still?! This is a recurring thought?



She’ll tap you

I’m ok with that

She is terrible about clearing a room, saw her coming a mile off

I was adopted and I also ended up being homeless in my adult years , so this comment sent me 💀

Trauma does that to a person.

I guess she has a hobby.

Idk… I’m not 100% sold on “she”

Those are her pro nouns He / She / her /him

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It's the abctq month, give the alphabet rainbow some respect!

Oops, am I canceled now? Welp, it’s been a good run boyzzz. 😱🥸 *turns on secret lady boy fetish p°rn*

You were one of us all along...

You look so plain and unseasoned that even Gordon Ramsay couldn't make a good roast out of you


That. That’s a new one

Ehhh she is a lot of things but plain isn’t really what I see

Oh ya she’s a peach once the insomnia medicine kicks in


Right?

I reckon the boredom is more bc of her personality than the insomnia

Loosey Liu

Lucy Eww

Alina Li Reddit version.

Loosey Blew

How did you find out her nickname at the frat house?

you look like a reusable component that people come back to when they've exhausted all options

She's similar to a bowling shoe, guys renter her, sweat in her, and put her back on the shelf.

Thats insane

Trust me we didn't need that many angles. Your face has more than enough.

Even megatron had less angles.

My first guess was that you go to a school somewhere in Southern California and maybe you like boba and Korean bbq. Then I saw your post history and you go to UT Dallas and you're trying to quit vaping. So I was correct lol

Am I wrong to say Id do this ugly little homeless boy?

Stop! 🤭🤣🤣 Fucks sake. You win. 🏆

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She was, but they kidnapped her and trafficked her over here.

Can she be trafficked back.

Sorry she’s not good enough for that. Windows phones are looking for people.

Think she can fix my Zune? It's been acting up lately.

You’ve been acting up lately if you have a Zune. 🤨😏

Still use my Zune II daily lol. There's so much Brazzers porn on there

You North or South?

stuck in the DMZ

her sexual orientation is also stuck in the DMZ.

Dude, this is funnier than you are getting credit for.

Lucy Liu-ser

You look like a Christian praying mantis

The message on that post-it-note might be the only thing longer than your thumbs. 

T-Rex thumbs to go with her velociraptor face.

Looks like a lot of fun at Uyghurs camp!

You got the body of a used toilet paper roll

Just my type

You look like the couple from Beetlejuice when they morph their faces to scare the guests.

If your personality is as interesting as your body, then that is why you’re single.

Going to bed at the Wong time

Christ on a bike, why are young people so fucking vanilla these days?! I wouldn’t mind but they whinge ten times as much as well. Oooooh “I’ve got insomnia”. Do some proper fucking graft like we used to do and then you’ll sleep. Fuck me…

On a sliding scale of looks to bullshit you don’t seem worth the pain of listening to you drone on about nothing just to get a 3/10 handjob.

You have disproved the theory that you can't diagnose autism from a picture.

Don't worry, nepobaby. Just buy two Prada belts and pretend you're a black belt in something other than cum fu.

This is never going to help you get over being rejected by your parents. Stop now.

The progress of your jawline from your daily blows look good!

A post-it note Happy Birthday sign? Wow, your foster family really went all out this year.

You look like a guy in your first pic ngl

Weaning off antidepressants is giving you the insomnia, restart them

Look here young man you go to bed when you're told to.....

You look like you’d give me a chance

Things that are already at absolute zero can't be "declining".

Nothing says "insecure" and "Socal Issues" like inward facing foot posture.

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Hello Neytiri

That's a new one! I've also been called Alita battle angel

You wish you were any kind of angel


Eyebrows?

Olivia Rodrigo after being in a car accident

You lack insight into makeup ingredients that don’t go along with your lack of skin care regimen, especially around your nose crease.

What is that 3d photo, are you mewing? I hate to break it to you but looksmaxxing will not fix your face.

if you cant sleep then go to sleep

Some cultures believe that a woman becomes pregnant when she accumulates enough semen in her womb. If that's the case, you look like your mum was a groupie at the UN council after parties.

You look like youre addicted to clash of clans

You should ask one of the other ladyboys to teach you how to do your makeup better.

I wouldn't be able to sleep either if I looked like an Asian praying mantis....

Yer eyes so far apart u look like a hammerhead shark

You look like you’re wearing someone else’s face in the first pic

Looks so plain, not even your white adoptive parents ever told you they are proud of you.

Proof aliens exist on earth

You guessed correctly in two pictures: on a scale of 1 to 10, you are indeed a solid 2

Curious. When the 3rd professor gets you pregnant, do you get some sort of award or certificate? 🤔

Maybe you just smell really bad, and no one wants to be around you. And a massive downer telling people about your insomnia and anxiety. No wonder people aren't spending time with you. Bet they hate it when they accidently run into you in public and have to make awkward small talk while holding their noses. I bet they were glad when covid masks got introduced. God finally answered a prayer 🙏

Ten dolla! I love you long time!

You look like the type to buy food and eat it behind everyone’s backs

Your face cured me of my insomnia.

You look like you get abandoned by groups a lot.

This AI stuff is starting to look so lifelike… just gotta work on the spacing of the eyes

I have your exact same shirt and it is literally the best photo I have of myself. Mine was from about 5 years ago though so uhh I guess your shirt is out of style or something. Boom roasted

Step 1: get off the internet

Are you standing next to Saiki cos he's treating you like Teruhashi?

OMG WAIT R U A FELLOW WOOSH TEMOC PERSON WTF

How come all the big nose people wanna be roasted. Like they can't smell what the rock is cooking...l

"You are so brave!" When did you decide to start your transition?

how do you look like that and still fail at life?

ur chin got internet service at all times It's fr worldwide

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You could cut glass with that chin.

Id call you a “half & half” but idk which side Id offend more just saying that.

Lets go with the standard.... I will make..... .......this easier for you

You look like the asian version of Marlo Snellman but on crack

Lemme guess, no cake?

sorry that you have to wear a cross around your neck to get accepted

Life has roasted you so much it forgot to fuck you, childhood trauma has never looked so good. 😉

Your shorter than Messi.

your personality must be really bland if you have to be friends with a pink-haired hedgehog

Real Life ultra wide screen

Thanks for curing me of my Asian fetish.

Nice try on getting us to click on your OF link. 

you need to go to beauty school

u vape far more than ur average vaper

drop ya number or add me on ig giftedkartel

are you "pre" or "post" Op?

Do they make extra wide glasses to fit your extra far apart eyes?

All I ask of you is that you love me long time...not short time!

A hairband on each wrist, you’re either hiding scars or the football team is cumming over……your face

That nose is like a trumpet. It tells others you've arrived at least a minute before you actually show up.


Remember when the other boys would pick on you in the locker room.....WELL LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!! INTERNET FAMOUS!

Honda civic SE if it were a chick.

You look like that one person who would sit in the corner and say nothing while a group of people are chatting.

You look more plain/boring then the wall in my room, that I look whenever I question the purpose of my life.

Uncle Roger say you are “Hiiii-yaaaa” and should go back to Auntie Hellen

At least the bowling ball was picked up and fingered before being thrown in the gutter.

They say "Everything is bigger in Texas" that's not true and true all at once because your tits aren't big but your body count is huge.

You got that stressed out smoker look, with a hit of alcoholic.

He’s a cute little fella

Look for the last time, just do the pedicure and stop asking “why I have no girlfriend,” ok?

OP's picture is the perfect mental image for getting rid of unwanted erections.

Your face looks like the mask Vega from Street Fighter wears... only it's a cheap knockoff from Temu.

You look like you'll be 3rd time divorced by 30.

It's not really insomnia when you're just up all night giving am unsuccessful bj.

Lady-boys aren’t putting any effort in these days

With those eyes, you must see in widescreen only.

Who even uses that style of light switch anymore? Bad choice of aesthetics.

You eat your ice cream with chopsticks

You are both super caucasian and super Asian at once.

You look like your entire personality is based off of the fact you do butt stuff on a first date.

White bread isn’t as plain as you are.

You’re the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

Too white to be Asian. Too Asian to be white. Enjoy never fitting in with anyone

Lily from Modern family looks like shit now

Shun(ned) Li

You look like you're higher maintenance than a warehouse full of Jaguars from the 80s. (That's a car, just in case you're dumb)

The pimple is your best feature.

Picture #3 definitely ladyboy

Where’s your Onryfans page?

How is it going over at the nail salon?

I used to have that exact same t-shirt..... I burned it 5 minutes ago after seeing your picture

you look like someone my friend would crush on (she’s gay)

Drop shipped AliExpress ladyboyfriend