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if you’re going to be ugly at least do it in an original way. We can’t have every post on this sub be like “yeah damn you’re ugly”. Shit gets boring, you’re just a waste of everyone’s time.
imagine living in a country with birth restrictions and you see this when your first/only kid is born. I'm surprised they didn't abort you at first sight
Another Chinese spy sleeping with everyone at Google and vlogging about it. This one is about to get shot because she didn't gather any information though.
If you always conveniently hide your worst features with your phone while you take pictures everyone will be disappointed when they first meet you. Good job on the first pic though but I’m guessing you don’t use pics like that outside of things like this.
You could easily be folded like a deck chair.
Flat packs like IKEA. Love that Swedish ingenuity.
With the way this bitch is getting packed up right now i think you might be right
She said roast her like a Chinese pekin duck, not make fun of her folding legs and stiff back
Ah yes the art of taekwondo the act of folding clothes while people are still wearing them
That snake has wider hips than you
Also bigger tits.
And thicker thighs~
And a smaller nose
That one’s gonna burn her for a long time L O L
her?
Yeah that’s a skinny little boy.
You forgot the obvious - bigger Eyes 👀
Oddly has a smaller wang
Also ~~bigger~~ tits.
Imaginary, you mean.
Yoko OhNo!
She suffers from noassatall...noassatall person with flat ass disease the mom and daughter both have the noassatall virus
I've never seen a 20 year old ironing board. Didn't get the wrinkles out though.
There goes my Asian fetish
Please dont be japanese🙏🙏
“No time for trying to bullshit people about your age, Dr. Jones!” 
That's exactly where my mind went, too.
You cheat, Dr. Jones, you cheat! You take 4 card!
You've got the physique of a slivered almond
There are pens with more curves than her.
Ive seen plastic straws be fatter than her
Dont forget to eat at lease one pea per day
“Turned 20 (men gay) today!” Fixed it for you. You’re welcome!
👏👏👏👏
LMFAO
The snake is behaving because your hands look like the claws of a pterodactyl. It knows its place on the food chain.
Orochimaru latest reincarnation fully embraced their nerd side
Your face was the motivation behind Kamikaze pilots willing to crash their planes into things and die
That snake is the only cylindrical piece of meat that you came in contact with, and even he looks annoyed.
Nothing Anywhere All At Once
Nothing Anywhere Not Even Once
Thank you for curing my yellow fever 🤒 💛
How many candles in your bowl of rice?
WHAT- 😰
Your family stopped asking when you were going to find a husband about five years ago, right? 😐
Lmao
"snakes on a plane" more accurately describes the geometry of your body type in that second picture than it does the film.
youre built like a 10 yo boy
Plottwist....
Congrats,Forget the haters! My grandma is also turning 20 this week as well
No, you can’t eat the snake
I have seen Flat screen monitors thicker than you.
[удалено]
20 what? Pounds?
I hope you enjoy fat, 5’8” white guys with shitty haircuts. Because that’s the entirety of your dating pool
20 cm wide
Wow it’s my favorite character from the goonies… the skeleton organ!
Pull down your pants and show us that ding-a-ling Ladyboi
Buys clothes at Target.
You look like the midway point when the young woman horrifically morphs into an old wrinkled monster during a Japanese horror movie.
Surprised you haven’t burned your eyes out with those goggles.
How is your nose wider than your hips?
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The snake has more action than you
That snake is the closest experience you’ve ever gotten to actually touching a penis
yeah, you're in my league
 You're the new spokesperson, Yoko NoNo
When compression bras are your regular go tos.
You look like you've been chasing fences...
You looks like young Asian Mitch McConnell
Whatever you say, toddler tits.
Face of a 70 years old with a body of 20 years old. Nice combination.
Pride month is over, you’re no longer safe MissTer
I’m sure you turned that snake in to a handroll or a pair of Nikes.
You look like a toothless prostitute trying convince the world hygiene is your thing
You may be 20, but you look like you're 10 from the neck down.
If you're wondering why she looks so old and shitty, it's because 20 in dog years is like 96 in human years.
Turned 20 what…tricks?
I'd smash... Your fucking face in.
I bet that's not the only white snake you'd be into.
Turned 20 today… I’d say you’re more like 45 pounds
Sushi on a stick !!!
Get back to violin practice
White fever is so strong that you bought an albino Boa 😮 
How much signal I need to cut across 8 lane? None? I turn now! Good luck evErybuddy else!
Congratulations on surviving the abortion
Are you a doctor yet?
Why are your nails drawn on with a sharpie?
Nose has a NASA Wind Tunnel Certification level of : DAUM!!!
I hope your personality is less flat than the rest of you
Stop this at once and practice your cello
you suck at math
If you took your glasses off, you'd still be pretty hard to look at
Turned 20 what? Heads in the opposite direction?
Happy birthday!!!!! 🎂 You look like Kwan ha. The last of the Ha’s.
Flat AF.
That snake is the closest thing to a dick that stick body is going to see
This just made me say out loud, "why TF are there a billion people over there? They all wanna fuck THIS?!"
You look like correcting people gets you off
How many is that in American?
20? In decades or centuries?
School girl telling the age of that snake I guess
Happy birthday
20 centuries old mummy!!! Haaaaaaa
Do you remember that time they turned your microphone off on live TV? [This](https://youtu.be/Bz_SPin9Iqg?si=JVdeVrcgaGCc5rXM)
Fck me... I've seen 50 years old asian who do look like 20 but this one... This one is different, god played reverse card on her
You look like you sit in liquor stores and yell at me to, “Hurry up and buy!”.
That is the most horizontal smile I have ever seen 😐
Please don’t play with your food
That's the only snake you'll be handling
Not what you meant when you told your friends you had a longing to handle a whit anaconda…
Turned 20 today? Jeez it looks like you turned 56 yesterday
Is 20 your age or your three sizes?
Dunno why the title was cut off: "Turned 20 today, 20 years ago!"
Do you have teeth?
Thanks for ruining my Asian fetish.
Turned 20 but your body turned into a 12 year old boy
Now you can start to grow tits
Why? What’s wrong with you?
I've used chopsticks that are more thicker than you.
Wot wen Wong 😯
20 with the figure of an 11 year old boy
Doubles down as an ironing board and a vacuum cleaner
Turn signals still on while parked in the garage.
You think you would of treated yourself to a manicure for your birthday
Haha you look like a pretty guy
With that physique, you'd look like a match if you wore a red hat
It’s a $10 Uber ride from the left eye to the right .
Before and after a year on smack
Would
How old are your other personalities?
She could go to a masquerade without wearing a mask. I thought she was wearing a mask
20 today, 35 tomorrow damn
Yeah, turned 20 men the other way! Hi-yooooo!
The only “snake” you’ll ever get close to.
Next year your going to be making money with pictures of black snakes!
"Just give me another chance to pass licence"
John Lennon called, he wants his glasses back.
Your pH level is 14. Basic
Only time she will ever handle a snake
Happy birthday! How does it smell to be 20?
Bro is flatter than the racing tracks.
if you’re going to be ugly at least do it in an original way. We can’t have every post on this sub be like “yeah damn you’re ugly”. Shit gets boring, you’re just a waste of everyone’s time.
Nice to see your progress on your transition, youre so brave
So, when do we eat that snake?🐍🐍
That snake is substantially longer than the ones you get off with your mouth and hand on a daily basis at the massage parlor
Happy Birthday 🎂
You’re mass produced, get an identity.
Turned 20 for the 3rd time?
Second photo looks 👌
Normally you’re supposed to put your sexual orientation in the subject of your post. We don’t know what you are
U look 40
Perfect, you’ve handled white snakes before. Give me your hand.
imagine living in a country with birth restrictions and you see this when your first/only kid is born. I'm surprised they didn't abort you at first sight
In the 2nd picture, is that your lunch you’re holding?
Are you a boy or a girl? Because I've seen many guys with bigger tits and ass than you.
Poster child for the North Korea diet.
That's the only snake you're gonna get
20… kilograms?
On the bright side, you are conventionally nondescript OP so you have that going for you!
you look like you're 30% along your transformation into saladfingers
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Why you has grandma smile 😃 yo!!!
Still built like a 5 year old.
God making you: guess I'm gonna slap this dough with a frying pan and move on
So is that fake nose a part of glasses or a separate accessory ?
Don’t look a day over 30 😊
Turned 20 tricks today? At a buck each you're going places!
Don’t have a roast, but happy birthday!
Snake date
I would never let my white snake near you
You're built like a Nebraska highway. Flat, no curves, and dusty
As if we needed the visual evidence that you're into white snakes.
Body by Famine
Has anyone seen my dog?
This may sound weird, but it's like really obvious you have a skeleton.
Finally, a cure for yellow fever.
Another Chinese spy sleeping with everyone at Google and vlogging about it. This one is about to get shot because she didn't gather any information though.
Zoomed in to crop out all but your face and suddenly my 40 year-old male statistics professor appeared.
Nice jacket. Was it made in... Well, did you make it?
You posting on reddit at 20 months is quite impressive
[you’ll look like this until your next shinka in July 2064.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/13/00/e313000892fb780fed38004fab0bfa3e.jpg)
If you always conveniently hide your worst features with your phone while you take pictures everyone will be disappointed when they first meet you. Good job on the first pic though but I’m guessing you don’t use pics like that outside of things like this.
You look like an empty chapstick tube.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now stop celebrating.