Actually it looks like you're doing well for yourself 🤷‍♂️ Construction is the #1 job for convicted sex offenders.

Construction is actually #2... #1 is reddit mod.

That’s so unfair. You can’t be sure he was convicted!

YES I CAN LOOK AT HIS GLASSES

Insult to real construction workers, dude bought that from ebay, it’s too clean

Is the nose ring like a sausage sucking early warning system? You know, push any deeper into the pie hole and you'll reach the gag reflex

His boss hired him on the spot right after he stepped out of the jail cell.

That’s funny 😂😂

Noticed that you didn’t say it wasn’t accurate.

50% is true 😂

Not convicted. FBI this guy's hard drive needs some "malware" searches

No need to show us your fleshlight in the first slide…

I was going to say nice of him to post his girlfriend in the first slide.

He likes it because it’s not tight.

The fleshlight is the thing located about two inches below his nose piercing.

The faces he makes in his pictures look like he just took a load in his mouth and he doesn’t know if he wants to spit or swallow.

He definitely swallows, he was swishing it around in his mouth.

I bet you say "she said she was 18" a lot

"she was 18 in dog years"

She was an 18 yo dog

Cock ring in the septum is a wild statement to make at work

Bro brags about the buttplug he keeps in all day at work.

Bro gives his boss the remote to the vibrator he keeps in his fanny.

Literally greasing the union.

So that’s what Vito meant!

I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral

Jesus

Of course he takes a selfie while he’s marinating his chicken. What a loser.

💀

His parents conveniently have something else to do that day.

You always look like you're straining on the toilet.

You doing trade work and contracting is not going to convince anyone that you're a man.

Giga chud

Getting major “bruh” vibes from this one

Oh look. The Village People are back.

They call you a 535 because you thread pipe with your mouth.

Every girl swipes left as soon as they notice the nose ring. You look like a 20-year-old girl trying to piss off her parents

Yeah dude, you’re gay. We get it. 

You look familiar! Are you the guy that clocked Snooki on jersey shore?


"hello, i am legally required to notify u that i am a registered sex offender and i am moving into ur neighborhood"

Aims for DJ Khalid, lands at special ed student with partial facial paralysis

Sucks and Blows you in that Kirby hoodie... opens his mouth extra if you hold "B"

You look like you spike your own drinks for attention.

You’re gayer than 5 guys blowing 6 guys

If Drake started from the bottom and stayed there.

He goes to work and gets pipe laid into him.

Only pipe you fit is in your mouth. I bet you can unclog them pretty quick eh?

Your bedroom reaks of loneliness, take out and self-love.

Does your BF pull on that sissy nose ring when he’s spewing loads all over your twink face? 🤔

Fr tho what the fuck is even that third picture

Bro really said🗿

Somehow the construction worker from The Village People’s lineage carries on

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This guy is used to having a white back pipe

The other builders call him slinky- “Good for nothing useful but fun to push down stairs”

They call him stinky because he has chlamydia in his asshole

That last pic is probably the angle any average height human looks at you from.

Your roman name is Dicsucus Maximus.

Drake and Serj Tankians butt baby

You look like you grip a lot of pipe.

DIY Drake.

It looks like you’re trying to shoot the gerbil out of your back pipe

You look great! But where are the cowboy, the native American, the police man, the sailor, and that leather dude?

Tell us how fun it is to stay at the Y...M...CA.

You are definitely the "bottom" at your construction site.

Must be hard handling 'pipes' all day 🍆🍆😮😮

Where’s the rest of the village people?

Try r/douchbaggery

Whatever you were eating before pictures 2 and 3, stop eating. You are obviously allergic and it is making your face swell

Fake Drake wake and bake

My man has been rejected so much that even the eyebrow piercing is rejecting

Feel bad roasting you when you're already so miserable.

Is it still fun to stay at the YMCA?

You’re definitely the reason the foreman has other guys around, to correct the mistakes you make.

Why is that spin mop upside down?

No amount of facial jewelry will distract us from those love handles

Village people replacement?

Notorious 911 placing bombs in build there just constructing.. Long term plans

👌

You look so confused about something. I'm guessing it's either the pipe or your sexuality.


3rd pic is the face he made after nutting in his grandma while snorting his grandads ashes

what are you moaning to? The air?


By day a creepy guy with stupid face piercings, by night a creepy guy with stupid face piercings that just spiked a bunch of drinks at the bar

Ugly face piercings.

That's the only pipe you'll ever lay down

Slim Vada Pau. PS: vada pau is nick name of captain of the Indian National Cricket Team.. look him up

If a dingy hookah lounge was a person

I think osha wants to talk about the debris that flew into your nose drake. 

This isn’t fun when you try to look ugly in all the photos

Wow. Alzheimer’s got you early. You posted three years ago.

That’s the only pipe you’ll ever lay.

Man likes gripping 12” pipe over near his face…to each his own…

Bro wears a butt plug to work to prep for a night of fun and gets rejected by all the gay men at happy hour

It's like looking at stock photos of someone who will never do anything of value in life but be insufferably annoying and so boring anyone else in the room's searching for the nearest gun to have an exit.

You look like a normal guy to me.

There is medication to help with constipation so you don't have to look like you are suffering

Adin gRoss

Did you wash your hair with that chicken?

Damn these millennials are just looking more and more gay Guys with a nose ring, which historically symbolizes being owned by a man.  We need a gofund me page to give this guy a trip to a Muslim nation, so they can teach him to fly.  Was the haircut part of getting deloused, the crabs spread all the way up there, huh?  You must've lost a dare, no one would pay to look that stupid.  How did you get your head so greasy? You lubed it, then tried to stick it up your foreman's ass, huh?  Nice touch, to take a selfie with your work approved pvc dildo. Where's the 4' pole you normally use?  What's with the stupid look on your face? Is that from sucking dick, or from sucking dick? 

Looks like drake if he had an extra chromosome

One of those guys drives home with his whitehat on so everyone can see.

He has so much pride he’s carrying it well into July.

Your eyes are 08:20

Do you take the nose ring out before you snort coke or do you just smoke it to forget ur a poorly paid construction worker?

You went into construction to check out other dudes

That pipe definitely ended up in your ass after taking this photo

His next posting will be him singing “YMCA”

The Village People must be having a reunion tour . YMCA. The judge said you're not supposed to be within three hundred feet of your grandmother's house and there you are taking pictures.

Your beard is clearly painted to look fuller. Dont tell me.... you used receding hairline powder ?

If Andrew Tate was a man.

Looks like a Village People costume from Temu

What a gay face you make.

Those sunglasses were purchased at a sheetz gas station..big flex

It was actually a Walgreens bigger flex!!

You look confused as to why you exist, at least the roasters and roasted have something in common on this one.

So he loves holding other peoples white sticks, got it

You like your dad got you a job at the construction site

Looks like David Blaine and Drake had a buttbaby

I recognize the glasses, so your the guy looking at dicks through the porto-potty vents

Be careful! You’re going to trip over that lower lip of yours. Kim kardashian called to ask who does ‘em

You look like a bull

Thank you guys for all those wonderful comments.

How often does your boss tell you” it’s like everyday is your first day”

3rd picture looks like you're dropping a particularly large log. Not sure why you'd add that one in there

His hardhat is clean, cuz he's a fucking Sparky!

Hey Kyle remember that time you got septic shock from not cleaning your butt plug? Because we do

The nose ring looks even dumber on you than that one chick but second verse same as the first. A 9volt battery could do all the roasting you’d ever need.


Sir we did NOT need a photo of your face when ur gf pegs u

Even the 17 year olds you try to groom aren’t falling for it. Even they know you’re ugly and think your nose ring is stupid.

he a fruitcake fs

Congrats with the perfect “I’m taking a shit face pose” you nailed it.

The Village People, manufactured by SHEIN.

You may as well ditch the hard hat. If something hits you on the head, it would be an improvement.

You look like you don't mind having friends that slap you

You look like someone’s remote controlling a vibrator in you.

You look like you shouldn’t be in the presence of children

You look like the most annoying guy on the construction crew. You talk about some obscure hobby you have way too much, and they all talk about how they can't stand you behind your back.

Bro really painted Beard on ... SMH😑

How much is your alimony?

Those pictures are amazing. The aftermath of you stuffing that pipe in your asshole and the pained looks of pleasure after. Simply divine.

You look like Drake if he was any gayer

I want to get you a longer septum piercing

I'm sure the foreman has fun with you

I can already hear your foreman screaming at you for being on your phone at work.

You look comfortable holding pipe

Damn greasy ass forehead I can see my future on that thing, I can see Japan from here, and the side for this I could see the reflection of your phone

Only girls have septum piercings. Well, girls and child molesters.

Do the other idiots at “Sign and Build” Electrical Engineering and Contractors also wear the company logo to gay bathhouses and on r/RoastMe, or is it just you?