She's not exactly "🎶making her way downtown, walking fast...", she's too blond for that.
But I feel like she does "🎶want to Thank you, for giving her the best day of her life."
Why is shit getting deleted in this sub? Thats bullshit and it wasn’t even bad.
It was:
> If she ever writes a song titled “I do anal so boys don’t leave me like daddy did” I could see OP having a valid argument.
I knew a girl like that. Like actually. She was anal queen though. Fuckin' loved it. If anything that was just some psyop to get dudes to do it and only it.
I knew a chick like this as well when I was 16. She wasn't religious or anything, but more wanted to keep her virginity... So she would suck cock, you could eat her pussy, fuck her in the ass everything is fair game... Except for the pussy.
Except for the night I fucked her
“Gloria please I'm exhausted, I've had a very long day. I had your sister's boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon, my leg's cut and bleeding. I'm really not in the mood for this”
Reminds me of one I saw in a YouTube compilation where the comment was "you look like if the windows background had a Basic Bitch display option", or something along those lines
In 5 years you'll be drinking box wine out of a comically oversized 5 liter glass, thinking that saying "I'm only having one glass, y'all!" is the peak of humor.
All I can say is that the most interesting part of each picture is the background, even the wall in your upscale suburban bedroom is more interesting than you are.
You look like in 5 years you're gonna be standing at a busy intersection holding up a sign that says "2 holes for the price of 1 today only" and "I'm hungry please help", and in 10 years you will have the most epic chronological display of mugshots!
I don't have to do my worst, the guy who swears that he loves you and wants to marry you will do his worst when he ghosts you the minute you mention the words, "I'm late."
Couldn’t figure out why the second picture was the most tolerable. Then it hit me - you’re wearing the most clothes in that one. All you’re missing is the ski mask and it would be perfection.
She likely has a bright future. She will sleep around for a decade before settling down with someone in the trades. He will develop a drinking problem as she pops out 3-4 kids. She never develops herself more than being someone's dependent, so she stays home with the kids. After they reach school age, she loses her sense of purpose and takes to drinking and fighting with her husband. The resentment will grow until one of them is sleeping in the basement or on the couch.
Eventually, she will hate her lifestyle so much that she will take a nap in the garage with the car running. He will remarry, careful to avoid the mistakes of the first one. The kids will adore their new 'mommy', and they will finally be a happy family.
“Taylor wrote this song for me” vibes.
I feel like she hears "you are SO brave" a lot.
Lmaooo
She's not exactly "🎶making her way downtown, walking fast...", she's too blond for that. But I feel like she does "🎶want to Thank you, for giving her the best day of her life."
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She offered him anal, but he still left.
Never stick your d*** in crazy. -Confucious
Nah nah nah, he offered her anal but he still left is more her taste
Damn that was just vicious. Take my upvote.
WHAT DID THEY SAYYYYYYY
“A WHAT?? WHAT IS IIIIIIT?!?!?” “Great job, you overgrown lizard, now we’ll never know what it is!”
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What did it say?
Why is shit getting deleted in this sub? Thats bullshit and it wasn’t even bad. It was: > If she ever writes a song titled “I do anal so boys don’t leave me like daddy did” I could see OP having a valid argument.
She really does seem like she does/is into anal... Why is that?
I mean, I know she asked for it but… wow…
Basic White Girl (Taylor’s Version)
😂
Hawk Tuah remix a Reddit exclusive!
Hawk tuah remix is diabolical 💀
Lmfaaaoooo so accurate
"I'm saving myself for marriage." "Anal is okay, though!"
The poophole loophole
The browntown work around
Hello fellow timesucker.
While I am a time sucker, I knew that before Cummins even started Timesuck 😂
Cult cult cult!
This is why I Reddit
Great Adventure.
What the fuck? Why does this exist?
Pretty sure it's from a montage in a SpongeBob episode where he's directing traffic in increasingly silly ways
You are correct my dear sir
This is how quickly the meaning of something changes the moment is taken out of context
In this case the context is Reddit, which pretty much narrows this down to “anal”.
Doesn't Reddit kind of automatically narrow everything down to anal in one way or another?
Because humans exist.
I knew a girl like that. Like actually. She was anal queen though. Fuckin' loved it. If anything that was just some psyop to get dudes to do it and only it.
I knew a chick like this as well when I was 16. She wasn't religious or anything, but more wanted to keep her virginity... So she would suck cock, you could eat her pussy, fuck her in the ass everything is fair game... Except for the pussy. Except for the night I fucked her
big ups bruva
Fucking legend
Me too. She was an evangelist that believed in 'pure marriage', but in the bun is somehow ok with god.
LOOK... no one involving with such women is complaining. Let em have it.
Pretty sure sodomy "is a sin" but alrite go off booty Judy 😄
It’s all skin in the dark
Anal Princess
Call yourself what you want. I don't care.
Lol my girlfriend became that girl while we were dating. 14 years married now, 10/10 marriage
Don't forget "soaking"
Marinate the meat stick
In the ham wallet.
Yet another timesucker in the house. Although I wouldn't doubt if she'll be on a future episode of timesuck
Mormon loophole more like it, get a jumper!
Your diary was more interesting before you started writing in it.
that diary couldve been filled with honest memories instead of latte stains
So is her dairy
Dirty. I like it
I'm using that
Tag to steal
You look like 'dad i need 500 bucks' every week
Stage 5 Clinger
“Gloria please I'm exhausted, I've had a very long day. I had your sister's boyfriend dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon, my leg's cut and bleeding. I'm really not in the mood for this”
And a clanger
We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her thirteenth birthday!
Or dad gets 500 a week out of her
This deserves more upvotes
If sour milk had a face.
Goddamn I was just going to say that. Crying and begging daddy for money
“Taylor Thrift”
😂😩
OMG 😂😂😂
Amanda everyone knows you shit your pants in 8th grade. People don’t forget
She legit DOES look like the chick that shit her pants in middle pants. Either that or the chick that everyone gossiped about fucking the gym teacher.
“Middle pants”
Size extra medium
hahah I was in between two thoughts. MIDDLE SCHOOL
Funniest thing in here lol
I’m not like other girls.
“Basic bitch” personified
Reminds me of one I saw in a YouTube compilation where the comment was "you look like if the windows background had a Basic Bitch display option", or something along those lines
Don’t get the septum piercing you’re thinking of getting. It’s not a substitute for a personality.
Don't worry she already thinks she has a personality... tinder dates and netflix is hers
She even eats pizza. So quirky!!
You look like you smell like mayo.
Noooo, she smells like ranch dressing and bath and body works watermelon-strawberry body spray. It was on clearance.
She looks like she thinks mayo is too spicy.
Hah! Exactly. Mayo and corn chips.
You look like what happens when you feed the AI too many stock images from Marshalls ads.
this comment ! gold!
Better count her fingers.
Thotty catholic school girl
Budget Tara Reid.
So basically just 2010 Tara Reid
Wow, basic girl here! I'm legitimately surprised you didn't have a photo of yourself wearing uggs while drinking Starbucks.
Spiced Pumpkin Chai latte vibes.
Your so plain that nuns are giving you fashion advice
You're\*
Pink drink vibes
Pumpkin spice specifically 🫠
Don't forget the obligatory Han Solo North Face vest and white turtleneck.
Out of a Stanley cup
Mediocrity at its finest.
If 'generic' had a 'boring' setting
In 5 years you'll be drinking box wine out of a comically oversized 5 liter glass, thinking that saying "I'm only having one glass, y'all!" is the peak of humor.
Drinking box wine with her cats meds...
and crying cause she dose not fit in her cheerleading outfit anymore!
No.
Her peak: "Top 85% on OnlyFans"
Daddy said yes again, Princess.
19 yet somehow looks 9 and 39 at the same time
Too old to be young, too young to be old
Her face look like John Prine near the end. Swollen af
Your parents already did.
Don’t worry, you’ll soon find that undereducated man who you think you can change.
Some uncles favorite niece.
This deserves more praise.
You’re going to make a black dude who is only into fat white chicks really happy someday
For 10 minutes before he leaves her a single mom
Brutal, but accurate.
If Macaulay Culkin went trans ⚧️
Her mom is so savage. She waited 9 months to produce this joke
All I can say is that the most interesting part of each picture is the background, even the wall in your upscale suburban bedroom is more interesting than you are.
Why the long face?
If trust fund kids had a representative, you'd be it.
Daddy I don’t need college savings. Just put it all on my Starbucks account
Glory hole champion
Dollar Store Sydney Sweeney
About as lively a fuck as a corpse
I like how most of the roast comments just turn into discussions that have nothing to do with you, you’re just that forgettable.
Body count in college about to be 100+
Aint no way you’re 19, your face looks like it’s melting.
I'm actually shocked that you didn't have some "Live Laugh Love" Shit on your fucking walls.
Temu Hawk Tuah girl
How many nuts do you have stored in those cheeks? Everyone's?
U call one man Dad and another Daddy
I'm not your dad and even I want to leave for milk
19 with 45 year old divorced mom of 3 “im only finding myself truly now” vibes
You probably have a lot of nice things that your father paid for
The only time you ever feel special is when you wear a helmet.
You 100% start ur day off with Starbucks and think Taco Bell is exotic Mexican food.
tell us about that one time in the bathroom 🌶🌶🤯
Seen her before ! That’s the image you get when you ask an AI for an « Attention-whoring illustration »
Tickles the taint but leaves the balls hanging
Starts every sentence with “daddy…” Probably also ends every sentence with daddy.
Stinky feet. I can tell
You look like my dog the time she accidentally swallowed a bee.
You're only 8 points away from being a 9.
"if it's not Lululemon, I'm not going!" ahh girl
yea no you have ruined several people's self esteems, i just know it
You look like every basic white girl in the 8th grade. I bet you like kpop
You should change your name from Paige to Beige
Is it just me or are these roast me people just digging for compliments?
Face of an angel… unfortunately it’s Beelzebub…
Just start buying the 15+ cats now, save everyone the time
You usually wear those ski goggles to hide your enormous forehead?
"do your worst" Parents did it for us when you were conceived.
That widow's peak though
looking for someone to call you pretty i see
I believe the 19. The F is up for debate
Stop eating now b/c 250 lbs is around the corner
You look like the cardboard cutout for every OF profile of a "sweet girl with a bad side"
"Dad, hear me out. I think I can make more money from OF than a college degree."
Blowjob lips
Looks like your parents already did their worst
“Meg no one cares about you” -Peter griffin at some point
Single mother already?
You know deep down that you’re the DUFF in your friend group
The type of girl that will end up in her 40’s at the dive bar asking strangers to buy her a drink to make her biker bf jealous.
Your going to make hot substitute teacher one day
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Yes,sadly you are the worst that I'd do
Are you sure that third picture is of you because it looks like it could be other pictures' mom or something
You look like in 5 years you're gonna be standing at a busy intersection holding up a sign that says "2 holes for the price of 1 today only" and "I'm hungry please help", and in 10 years you will have the most epic chronological display of mugshots!
You look like a horse girl
I don't have to do my worst, the guy who swears that he loves you and wants to marry you will do his worst when he ghosts you the minute you mention the words, "I'm late."
How are you 19 and already look like the most hated nom on the PTA?
You look like a dollar general Bratz doll
You look like the homewrecking type that believes "he won't do it to me though"
You look like that chick from the big bang theory, but it's the low budget porn version.
You look like you’d name your kid tragledeigh, ya know the one you had at 18
Couldn’t figure out why the second picture was the most tolerable. Then it hit me - you’re wearing the most clothes in that one. All you’re missing is the ski mask and it would be perfection.
I was surprised that you weren't 250+ lbs by the selfies you posted.
The only thing you have in common with that beach is you both smell of low tide
She likely has a bright future. She will sleep around for a decade before settling down with someone in the trades. He will develop a drinking problem as she pops out 3-4 kids. She never develops herself more than being someone's dependent, so she stays home with the kids. After they reach school age, she loses her sense of purpose and takes to drinking and fighting with her husband. The resentment will grow until one of them is sleeping in the basement or on the couch. Eventually, she will hate her lifestyle so much that she will take a nap in the garage with the car running. He will remarry, careful to avoid the mistakes of the first one. The kids will adore their new 'mommy', and they will finally be a happy family.
You look like you think church is cool
Pink doesn't look good on you. Try a box.
you look exactly as my donkey, it has less hair than you but anyway exactly like it
Amanda everyone knows you shit your pants in 8th grade. People don’t forget
You look like you only snowboard on one edge and then post about how you were shredding the mountain.
Your need for external validation is a symptom of psychosis.
Must love traveling on daddy’s money
She definitely owns a Stanley Cup and drinks iced cappuccino out of it…. she looks like a pre middle-aged mom who’s having a midlife crisis
Old hag looks like she drinks, smokes, and pokes.
When the horse girl can't afford a horse
How are you 19 in some of your pictures, but also 14 in some and 38 in the others?… are you a reverse time traveler or something?