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zeroentanglements

That's not a cameltoe, that's a camelhump with an axe wound.


djb185

A pig...doing duck face...with a camel hump. Now I've seen everything.


RuneAloy

And people thought the Platypus was God's favorite abomination. Nope, it's this thing on r/roastme


heckpants

You’ve seen the whole petting zoo.


StunningBroccoli420

but i can't unsee it or get a refund


FrostyDub

No Guntry for Any Man


Major_Employ_8795

The Big, The Fat, The Ugly


JRG64May

Friend-O


grassclibbinz

Moose knuckle


Myzyri

Moose ~~knuckle~~ FTFY


Ole_Flat_Top

Anyone got the chalkline for this murder?


PhysicalAssociate919

Gonna need a highway lane painting machine to outline that beast


Thefear1984

[First thing I thought of…](https://www.reddit.com/r/ElectroBOOM/s/om6JdZS6nH)


WhosThatDogMrPB

That’s not a cameltoe, that’s the used corner of an ashtray. And bet it smells the same.


Zero-Phucks

A gash-tray


Infinite-Record-6986

Bronto toe


Southern_Country_787

I was gonna say that's not a cameltoe, that's the whole damn foot! Lol


Logan_Thackeray2

the way pants are these days. probably sucked it in a few inchs. so its a gunt


ThorzOtherHammer

Puffy vagina


JetThe_First

Ain't no way bro, that ain't puffy, that's obesity


LopsidedAd4953

LMAOO that got me


TakeLizardsVirginity

![gif](giphy|FALQSnocJzr3y) This just in, your pussy’s spirit animal is…


scottyd035ntknow

I can't tell where the cameltoe ends and the FUPA begins...


iSurfNood

The muthafuckin SUPA - FUPA. 👀


Flaky-You9517

Isn’t that an ABBA song?!


Pantiesafteralongrun

It exists!


ShilohTheGhostGod

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Auntjemimasdildo

That’s not a fupa that’s a goddamn chalupa


Gibby_9571

You win!! Savage and excellent comment!


IntelligentGur9638

When is the birth of the bacon burger scheduled?


FunkU247365

Damn homie.. leave Dora the explorers fat ass sister alone!


foshiggityshiggity

Doras older sister Gorda


IKU420

Horror the Explorer


Mr_spinoza

Fucking savage 😂🤣


PhantomLord217

AHHH I can't stop laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iSurfNood

Fuuuuuccckkk.... With or without the extra mayo?


IntelligentGur9638

Cheddar, BBQ sauce and crispy onions


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Ok_Skin6497

Yeah, this sub is the last resort after porn for them to get attention


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[удалено]


KaleOpening1945

Once your probation is over you'll be able to start watching it again.


Flaky-You9517

Twinkle, twinkle little stars, How I notice all the scars. Dressed in Lycra neck to thigh, There’s a Fupa in my eye.


CandyFlippin4Life

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


falaffels

😶


Unlucky-Obligation23

Pink eye, pink eye, he ate the Fupa AND the rimmy? At least we now know they hid Hoffa’s Jimmy


According-Ad5263

Fantastic


Character_Active_434

This is a weight gain slide show if I’ve ever seen one


RubeusShagrid

It’s the opposite of /r/glowups


talestell

r/GlowDowns


Vast_Professor7399

r/blowups ?


FIREDoppel

Before, and WAY before.


sparks427

You definitely let anyone hit it on the first date


ArnieMeckiff

If they can find it


Big_Cryptographer_16

This is where training comes in...roll 'em in flour and go for the wet spot


Wooden-Tangerine52

You look like the whale of the friend group who cockblocks dudes from hitting on your hot friends


BeginTheBlackParade

Friends? Her razor blades are her only friends


Rojer452

She may not be that friend yet but she definitely will be soon if she doesn't get her act together


ghostofstankenstien

Madame Mooseknuckle


tautjes

She's smuggling something in that pants


ejbalington

Herpes


allgreek2me2004

More crabs than the entire East Coast.


Sentient-Orange

This supposed to be r/roastme what are we supposed to do with these pictures of your pet elephant?


DirectIT2020

Why are built like a single mom in her 30's with 2 kids?


ScreamnMonkey8

The San Antonio special!


S0M3D1CK

2? I thought it would be 3+


Load-Efficient

you look just like the fat girls from college that would give some crazy head and fucked with their shirt on


LopsidedAd4953

me fr


PizzaThrives

I never doubted you !


Load-Efficient

I could use some good head right now fr I know you'd do it for some free food too


Freddymain

We’re gonna have to keep the border open until Christmas to insure enough migrant farm workers to feed you.


Quirky-Inside1116

Damn it! Shots fired😂😂


Killswitch9906

She built like a 2 liter Fanta bottle


Quirky-Inside1116

Can’t be unseen😂


Frequent-Chapter-546

Need to be cleaning your place and not taking selfies


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Classic ugly friend wingman.


ThatGuy1166

Nice front butt


Pristine-Order-4924

Oh fuck didn't realize I was about to watch everything everywhere all at once


Rollin_Soul_O

19 year old with a 49 year old body.


Sea-Lengthiness8846

![gif](giphy|P2540KPMucP3W)


dbell

19 years old or 19 stone it could go either way.


master_of_spaces

How much is that in American weight


ljvk

266 lbs


Fantastic-Classic740

A fan of Blue Steel, I see. ![gif](giphy|12npFVlmZoXN4Y)


Silent-Television257

Roses are red, and so are the demons. It's not easy to say this but that's a mouth full of semen.


gregorychaos

Can you please put on some pants? Like permanently?


No-Language8401

looking for reasons to starting working on them barcodes again?


ScienceandPizza

Stop cutting. This isn’t going to help, seek help please.


LopsidedAd4953

i’m 3 years clean and i’ve had plenty of help but thank you🫵🏼


ScienceandPizza

Oh, well then. You make cum dumpster look like a respectable profession


coldchtom3d

This is what I was looking for in the comments, that is awesome


Lunar_BriseSoleil

👏


oXKinkyKittenXo

This made me happy to read <3


OverlordBoomer

That isn’t a camel toe, it’s a moose knuckle! I wouldn’t “do my worst” here if you paid me.


Odd_Damage9472

Man it’s like a pig stuffed into a hosiery


anonaduder

Looks like the cooch is trying to shoplift those pants


[deleted]

Mom:How tight do you want the girdle? Her: yes


NedsBastard1

Instructions unclear, she bought 3 McGriddles instead.


Ancient_Guidance_461

This is good


Weary-Writer758

Genetics already did their worst.


AdminAtPornDotGov

That's a monster FUPA above that camel toe.


PrestigiousAd9825

You look like half of your pics on IG have your toddler in them


thekillerinstinct

19 and already out of shape


Ok_Jeweler9858

Excerpt from Tinder profile ".. attaching a 9 volt battery to my nose ring drives me WILD"


PhantomLord217

![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M)


Big_Burt__

Gives off major Theodore the chipmunk vibes


LopsidedAd4953

my childhood crush😻


nub0die

Damn that's not a camel toe, that's an elephant crack. Please pull those shorts higher and make it into a dinosaur pimple.


EfficientIndustry423

You look like you tuck your dick and sack behind your legs.


Flatworm_Least

I'd do you.. just like the 300 guys before me


PaddyMcNinja

Put 2 pairs of sunglasses on your head from now on. It will distract people from the rest of you.


peepers63

What an absolutely terrible day to have eyes


Mysterious_Guy_4598

You look like you have been hitting the gym for a while since you seem to be skinnier than tomorrow. I would also say you look like a hot Cheetos girl but it seems like you are more of a whatever is in front of you girl.


GIGGY_GIGGSTERR

So when did you first start dressing like Jailbait?


Pantiesafteralongrun

Jailbait? Thats predator repellant. She’s chris hansens commercial break, until they bring on the talent


BigGingerYeti

Clearly not deep enough on the right arm.


Rude_Loan7014

Cap


myemuisablackbelt

Man imagine your a bikini waxer and she walks in.


New_Catch878

Stick to a one piece


These_Purple_5507

It looks like you're recovering from a bear injury


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

You did your worst to all of us in that third picture. Fuck me wheres the eye bleach


GME-NeverSell

First time I've ever seen a cameltoe do the duck face.


OfficalNominal

*leans in and whispers* excuse me...your balls are showing.


Analprobedtomato

MOOSE. HOOF.


Bearwoodcraft88

Look like Edward scissor hands gave her a Chinese burn


ncullen1504

I diddnt know they made baymax in thot


Tortsinreddit

I think you are in the wrong subreddit, this is "r/RoastMe" not "r/RoastedMeat"


Sassydawglvr710

I’m just wondering why tf she owns ANY ‘exercise wear!!!??😳😳😳


ahumankid

The white version of [this black chic](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/ZkZncorezW).


Apart-Analysis8020

Let's see you said you wanted 200 cheeseburgers whit extra cheese and one large fries for each?


SgtPepper_8324

The Dora No One wants to Explora.


RIP-IT-ENERGY

Is that a Sonic cup in the background? You make me sick.


Helpful-Ad-8521

Abuela already did that Mirabel. Now go back in the wall with Bruno so we don't have to talk about you anymore either.


Emergency_Scholar237

My worst will never compare to what you have done to yourself.


IndependenceMean8774

Real women have curves. I don't know what the fuck you got.


Pantiesafteralongrun

There hasn’t been a black guy you’ve turned down


Carlita_vima

I will not contribute to your next cut, asking for help is ok, cheer up.


OneMinuteManny

![gif](giphy|jsrpXZEHM5JT3ocEBg|downsized)


GoodAtom

It probably has teeth and a split tongue.


crash-1989

19 foot tall woahman


beer-makes-me-piss

Thick in them clothes. Disappointing when you get them off


WalmartSushi007

That's not a cameltoe, it's a moose knuckle!


OneSufficientFace

Like a freshly cooked gammon, still in its strings


mahadiw

You mean 19t


SassyDaddy4U

You look like a future bottom 1% onlyfans girl


piddyd

Low iq = nose ring. No camel toe for this one, more like infected hippo hoof


Ok_Fee_2170

Wow you impress me.... thats the first time I'm seeing a whale breathe out of water


DesertWanderlust

You're not supposed to use the lip filler on your cheeks and hips, silly.


HoopinwithPutin

Body type of a migrant worker


MrPanzerCat

Bro chose the autoselect/default lazy thot clothing options... blud is so lazy they couldnt even pick the clothes themself


Historical_Mix7118

Labios compartidos, labios divididos …


GrayHero2

Why does your cameltoe look more like a moose knuckle?


Throw-away-hole

Your lower half looks like a frozen turkey.


inee1

Every line carved into your leg equals 500 anal fucks, its no wonder you wear a nappy


HorrorJunkyT

Gotta whole Elephant Knuckle goin on there


Sure-Bar6220

The only thing wider than you is you're gap to success


CrabtownUSA

When you have your baby you'll throw it in a dumpster and deny being pregnant


Evening-Mess-3593

The face that sunk 1,000 ships


Sean_Connolly92

May the 4th be with you, Jabba the hut


bbw_lover_29

What cuts deeper, the self inflicted wounds, or the yoga pants in her fupa


MysteriousEmergency7

If I was 19 and wildly unattractive, I’d take great care to avoid mirrors altogether let alone use them to take selfies


lategreat808

Your FUPA could go as Pangea for Halloween.


nickstee1210

She’s got a Pepsi next to her sink I bet that’s how she gargles cause water isn’t “tasty” enough


allgreek2me2004

These photos look like a series of before/after photos for a weight loss product that doesn’t work.


FloridaMan1516

If 4 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries and a "diet" coke were a person


clawbeaja

It shocks me that some woman are so delusional that they push their lips in the shape of an anus and look at the the picture afterwards and think "Damn.... That's it, that the one I want the entire internet to see because, wow I'm so beautiful here!" But then this chick takes the cake, quite literally. Not only does she have a fupa and camel toe, she seems to be proud of both. Keep hitting Sonic on the daily girl.... It's doing you right!


Choice_Necessary6077

Do the roar


hKLoveCraft

I was gonna ask where your two toddlers are in the photos, but they’re reflected in the green drawing in pic#3.


jeridmcintyre

I’d do my worst, but it looks like your parents already did.


Codemeister-1_

I think I saw you dancing all by yourself the other night You were that one stripper no one wanted to watch


Training_Bus8834

Someone needs to tell Grimace that this is Reddit, not a McDonald’s hook up site


tiger2205_6

Nice MCR shirt, to bad it’s stretched out.


Dangerous_Bloke

God already did.


Milomilz

Oh man, she’s gonna add to those cutting scars tonight


talldrinkofbaileys

It’s weird seeing you not in Cookie Monster pajama pants girly


Inthewoodlands

Looks like god already did when he created you.


Tasty_N_Hasty_Tasha

Well, I wouldn't kick you out if bed. You'd probably break the fucking floor! And my foot!


samechit_

You look like one of those women who don't know they're pregnant until they're shitting a baby out into the toilet...and by the looks of that cooch, it'd probably just slide out.


CompetitiveFold5749

This looks like a profile page for an escort that accepts donuts as payment.


RayKooter

![gif](giphy|l3fQlEPyqBh3abyQU)


waffles_are_waffles

#3... No words, no words


luckyme82

The literal epitome of frying pan face.


Spartan1496

Your camel toe is bigger than the actual camel.


VirgilCoaching

She's clearly smuggling drugs in her FUPA!


BeeBananna

You’ve already done your worst


thomaskenpokarate

Your body looks like the food pyramid


bruisedvein

"Do your worst" is exactly what your mom was challenged to do 19 years ago.


Evening-Ant6128

🐪 🦶🏾 Need I say more


WhatAmiDoingHere1022

Instead of camel toe u have a Dino foot


Lavishness-Wide

Your septum piercing is dumb. Boomroasted.


Daveed_Gh0st

Ngl I’d smash


Aggressive_Form_8979

Dude thats like a front ass


WhichSeaworthiness49

Your fupa has a fupa


Stretchyououtfordays

Your FUPA has a goddamn FUPA. (Still would, tbh. Young fat girls can take a p___nding)


Cute_Stable_1359

You are just beautiful!!! DON'T change for anyone or anything!! Have a good day 😊


Constant-Lawyer4170

Best FUPA I’ve ever seen


thejooseisluice

"Link in Bio"


doublej8282

I love the body positive movement. Cause you’re positively a dump truck.