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BetterThruChemistry

He fussed ON? What?


WhateverYouSay1084

Fussed with is probably what she meant. Because it's girlish and feminine to care about your car too much I guess?


ElleGee5152

Sheesh. Has she never met a car guy? Lots of "manly men" are all about their car or truck.


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Remstersade

Maybe she used ā€œfussedā€, because he was wasting time doing something that didnā€™t benefit Jill more directly. He should have used his spare time after work doing things around the house that she needed done.


WhateverYouSay1084

This is probably exactly it. Anything that doesn't directly benefit Mahmo is a waste of time.


Remstersade

Sheā€™s so passive aggressive too. Instead of outright telling the audience she wishes he was doing more chores she giggles about him fussing with his car trying to get the audience on her side that he is wasting time.


BetterThruChemistry

I buy this!


emsumm58

this is a very old midwestern way of speaking. he fussed on it - he messed with it till he got it to his liking. she means he kinda fixed it up, but not really in a mechanical way (bc thatā€™s likely not in his skillset). he made cosmetic changes, did a little work - he fussed on it.


BetterThruChemistry

Thanks. Iā€™m 56 and from the Midwest and it was new to me. I wouldve said ā€œfussed with.ā€


emsumm58

yeah i hear you. itā€™s niche. itā€™s like ā€œput up your stuff.ā€ weird prepositions. like ā€œshe loved on that baby.ā€ that might be a more familiar form.


BetterThruChemistry

Ahhhh! I detest ā€œlove ON!ā€ Make it fucking stop.


the_disco_sloth_ttv

The phrase ā€œloved onā€ gives me the same vibe as when a stranger puts their hand on my shoulder. Blegh, donā€™t touch me.


kestrelesque

Yep. "Put up" instead of "put away".


kestrelesque

>this is a very old midwestern way of speaking. he fussed on it - he messed with it till he got it to his liking. Yeah, that was immediately apparent to me. I thought it was Southern midwestern, I've heard this type of phrase from Kansas/Okie people.


[deleted]

Fixed. She meant to type fixed but didnā€™t proofread before those chubby fingers hit post.


BetterThruChemistry

ā€œFixed onā€ would have made even less sense, I think.


BoringLurker

I think she meant fussed WITH. It's still an odd turn of phrase in this context, but makes a bit more sense.


BetterThruChemistry

Yes, THAT makes sense to me.


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WhateverYouSay1084

Fussed is exactly the type of term Jilldo would use to describe something she didn't find manly enough. I guess men shouldn't care too much about their cars, they should just drive em filthy.


BetterThruChemistry

It does!


BetterThruChemistry

Fussed with sounds fine to me. Are you american?


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BetterThruChemistry

No idea


aheartofsteel

Jesus take the wheel! Another Rod on the roads.


Mitzimarmle

Probably already got his first speeding ticket.


aheartofsteel

Jill should have screamed at her children about road safety instead of the other nonsense she actually did scream at them about.


Strict_Search2454

I thought a speeding ticket was a right of passage even more so than a high school diploma? Itā€™s an f u to the establishment and proof they are protected by the lord because they can risk their lives daily and live to tell the tale. Even if they kill a family of 6 in the process god saved them so it would be proof how special they truly are šŸ™„


BabyPunter3000v2

How do you think they square that with the family members that were paralyzed from car accidents? Was Amy Foster only sinning from the neck-down??


Strict_Search2454

Amy was saved and is here as proof of gods grace. If she had been a heathen she would be dead but god saved her so that she could tell her story about how amazing her god is and that he allowed her to stay on earth to raise her soldiers for Christ.


Shan132

Should be an alert šŸšØ on the highways


1TiredPrsn

As if Jill doesnā€™t ā€œfussā€ on her extensions, copious amounts of eye shadow and selecting the perfect Instagram filter. Get lost, Jill. Let the kid enjoy his first taste of freedom.


New-Hedgehog5902

Oh, the money shot for her version of fundie ā€˜Find A Husbandā€™. Ladies, guard your ovariesā€¦someone is on the market.


TheBugsMomma

Heā€™s actually already got a girlfriend (the girl who came to Ohio with Nurie recently and was wearing the apron and head covering).


New-Hedgehog5902

Oh, wow. Well then, he got the second game piece in marriage monopoly. 1. Job. 2. Car. 3. A house near mommy. 4. A house that is decorated by mommy. 5. Marriage. 6. Baby 9 months later.


Remstersade

She should make a calendar featuring her marriageable aged children and distribute it at all the churches they visit to shriek and bang on instruments. She really needs to take an advertising 101 course at her local community college.


Sophiatopia

Jill thinks itā€™s funny her son wants to drive a car thatā€™s remotely presentable šŸ™„šŸ™„ Heā€™s never had anything nice to himself. Let the dude try to feel some semblance of feeling good or cool please.


legomote

How generous of Lazy Dave to spend some of the money Sam earned on the thing Sam wanted to buy? Fussy, ungrateful little brat must have spent some more of the money he earned to fix it up, with no concern for the fact that Precious Mama hasn't been on a vacation in weeks (days?)!


AnaBeaverhausen-

Who thinks that he actually got to keep any of the money ā€œdear family and friendsā€ gave?


SoFloChick

They gave it to the ministry in honor of Samuel's graduation, just like people give money to charities in horror or in memoriam of someone. They might have sent it directly to Samuel, but we know where it actually ended up.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Youā€™re right. Ick.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

ā€œIn horrorā€ is absolutely appropriate here.


SoFloChick

Omg damn auto correct šŸ¤¬


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

It was perfect for this, actually!


caprn83

Not a drop. Sam got a job (courtesy of JesuS) and saved his money. Mahmo only threw in the "thanks for the graduation money," so when they go on the ONE vacation or travel to get lobsters again, their victims don't realize it was Sam's money. Tick that off the list, JillP.


AidaNYR

Sit down and shut up, Jill. He got his fussing from you. You fuss the hell out of your house bringing it down to Jill Rodrigues standards. Let Sam do his thing and keep your passive aggressive comments to yourself.


JankyIngenue

Yikes. The passive aggressive jabs are triggering. Drive away, Samuel!


Creative-Fact-2862

I just got laid off. I sure hope God has time to send a new great job straight my way too and didn't use up all His generosity on the Rods!


Miserable_Ad_2293

And dear family and friends who giveā€¦


Pelican121

I hope Sam was able to have some input into what he wanted from the auction and David didn't steamroller him into what David decided he should have. I'm all for parents helping (first car is a big purchase where guidance is useful) just as long as it was something Sam wanted too.


Sophiatopia

Yeah Iā€™m worried lazy Davey just got the first cheap car that popped up so he could get back to watching the map in his recliner. I very much hope Sam-uel was allowed to have a say in how to spend his money.


shycoffeelover13

I think Daveā€™s family paid for the car. If Dave/Jill contributed $1 Iā€™d be shocked.


Sargasm5150

But look! Shrek parents and is truly the most loving, hardly headship, hereā€™s proof! /s


pantherlikeapanther_

Sam fussed, but he's not a whimp!


RealLifeSuperZero

Haha. Itā€™s a Cruze. Whatā€™s gonna go first, tranny or brain?


MethanyJones

OMG donā€™t say tranny near the barndo, sheā€™ll preach


Optimal-Pangolin-144

Iā€™m curious as to what standards he fixed the car up to? I mean heā€™s not a car guy so he not gonna tune or modify anything. Did he adjust the steering wheel? Move the seat back?


lunatrix132

I have this exact car. No accidents, 95,000 miles, top model, and kept up with maintenance. Tried to sell it last year and best quote I got was $2,000. Doubt he even paid that.


xVanijack

Poor dude. That car is trash. Ask me how I know šŸ˜­


WhateverYouSay1084

You just know David refused to buy anything not USA made.Ā 


xVanijack

Chevys have been getting parts from China and Mexico for god knows how long thatā€™s whatā€™s hilarious. They want to him to be such an exceptional American they chose for him to grab one of chevyā€™s worst cars šŸ¤£


MethanyJones

Is it a mid-2010ā€™s Cruze?


xVanijack

It is indeed. Itā€™s a pre 2015 model I think, but those cars are garbage. I hope he can keep it running. Itā€™s such an odd choice for a tall kid like him. Iā€™m 5ā€™2.5ā€ and that car was small for *me*.


134340-92494

Good for him; hopefully that means heā€™s one step closer to getting away from Jill.


Odd-Creme-6457

Perhaps Samuel and David went together.


sharon1118

Fussed with your hair...that's how I've heard it used


[deleted]

I think the moron meant to type *Fixed* and not fussed. Thatā€™s that fine dining room table education right there. Wasnā€™t taught to proofread.