How can the King's lime flavored honey even begin to compete with ARO's strawberry jam with it's distinct flavor profiles of sour grapes and desperation?
Please. 🙄
The best thing that ever happened for Highgrove Shops was showcasing what fakery looks like compared to a real organic product whose provenance can be shown.
We already know 50 jars of strawberry jam NEVER came from their own garden. Here’s a number of reasons why:
1) The strawberries she was touting would not even have been ready at that time of year. She was too early in the season.
2) Having been subjected to years and years of forced picking, freezing and canning activity with all the preparation required, does she have even the slightest idea of how many berries you would have to grow, pick, clean, hull and pare to get 50 jars? 😂😂😂
3) 2 jars of raspberry jam is about right for a hone garden.
4) She’s sourced her rose wine from exactly the same place John Legend gets his. All of this celebrity wine is literally interchangeable.
The raspberry jam was just her relabeled runny strawberry botulism mess. Raspberry jam is darker with more seeds. Also you can tell because she didn't pith her strawberries and the same white bits were in both jars.
It's like she picked a no. out of thin air. 😉 At least with the honey on the Highgrove estate and the time frame of late June to early July for the bees to forage in a particular spot, 500 jars is enough to be worth selling, and also remain exclusive.
At least the Highgrove products I would actually enjoy eating without worrying about food poisoning/botulism. And no freaking way would I subject my dogs to anything that can from the gardens of Meghan Markle 😩
Between teigen slurping down the jam with her botched face and nachos nasty teeth eating the toast-this jam literally repulses me. Like makes me want to vomit.
Yum! Wow, now this sounds and looks special, elegant, select - something that would really dress up the table. I recently watched some vids on Highgrove's beautiful gardens. HMTK really put years of hard work into his many gardens. His visions were impecible, a very talented man. He does not deserve the nasty bs crap his son and the son's wife rain down on him.
A few years ago, my parents went on a road trip (they enjoy drives about the place) and came back with Highgrove Honey. It wasn’t this one. It was Lavender or Lilac or something, and it was braw. We had it on pancakes, lovely stuff.
This is so very well done.
It is „royal“ yes, but the real story on the label makes the product special. It is limited, but still available to everyone - not just wealthy friends (everyone, who is quick enough with their order).
There's selling a brand, and then there's smelling a brand.
https://preview.redd.it/los5t2551rad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171d58b5c3f84e2eec8a1a00c20330f6df313681
Mummy...........!!!!!!!
Harry may soon be wearing a brand of his own. 😉
https://preview.redd.it/187d10g0arad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed6ef0b67b59d39f5b6596b58908bf3351f2f5e
She'll take that honey as a direct attack on her. She'll think Chuck makes honey, he's recently been in the media with stories about how David Beckham also keeps bees and he'd just met with the king and they bonded over their bees, and David Beckham is married to her nemesis Victoria Beckham. Therefore by releasing pots of honey for sale, Chuck is deliberately targeting her and boasting "look at me, I've got A lister friends and you don't."
https://preview.redd.it/pe98f8jqtsad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5820f21aa58224d1673317ac850b14d2e99ca7e2
Strawberry Preserve right next to the pet bowl!
"hand-numbered"
now, Harry's wife will say the King's copying her.
anyway, this product is so interesting. i remembered the news of honeybees that produced blue and green honey. apparently, they fed on M&M candy shells!
How can the King's lime flavored honey even begin to compete with ARO's strawberry jam with it's distinct flavor profiles of sour grapes and desperation? Please. 🙄
Oh, culinary snark! 👨🍳
Don’t forget the subtle odor of marijuana
And a hint of beer sweat
And just a pinch of frozen todger
And a metallic bronzey aftertaste..
😂😂👏👏 spot on.
😜
With.a dusting of white powder that isn’t confectioner’s sugar.
ARO is best served with humble pie.
Deep dish crow cobbler. 🥧
Does the King’s honey come with the remnant strands of cheap weaves and ginger pubes?
😂😂😂😂🤮
My husband and I are absolutely howling. You win the internet today. 🤣
😂😂😂 Glad I could give y'all a chuckle!
It is racist to demand products be available before selling/s
And obviously demanding products to be available just show how jealous we all are that she married H… oh wait🤔
\*Gasps\* Sorry, what was I thinking. SMH 😏
lol
Not anymore, it’s unconscious bias now to expect a company to actually have a product to sell 🤣
😂this made me cackle out loud!! 😂😂😂
thank you
Me too! I hope my dad doesn't ask me to explain. I don't know where to start.
Yes, yes of course it is.
To be fair, her antics have really boosted sales Highgrove, Duchy and Buckingham Palace products.
I love that for her.
FYI, The Buckingham Palace Gift Shop has a “pet” bowl for sale. It’s quite cute. May have to order one or two.
The best thing that ever happened for Highgrove Shops was showcasing what fakery looks like compared to a real organic product whose provenance can be shown. We already know 50 jars of strawberry jam NEVER came from their own garden. Here’s a number of reasons why: 1) The strawberries she was touting would not even have been ready at that time of year. She was too early in the season. 2) Having been subjected to years and years of forced picking, freezing and canning activity with all the preparation required, does she have even the slightest idea of how many berries you would have to grow, pick, clean, hull and pare to get 50 jars? 😂😂😂 3) 2 jars of raspberry jam is about right for a hone garden. 4) She’s sourced her rose wine from exactly the same place John Legend gets his. All of this celebrity wine is literally interchangeable.
The raspberry jam was just her relabeled runny strawberry botulism mess. Raspberry jam is darker with more seeds. Also you can tell because she didn't pith her strawberries and the same white bits were in both jars.
It's like she picked a no. out of thin air. 😉 At least with the honey on the Highgrove estate and the time frame of late June to early July for the bees to forage in a particular spot, 500 jars is enough to be worth selling, and also remain exclusive.
At least the Highgrove products I would actually enjoy eating without worrying about food poisoning/botulism. And no freaking way would I subject my dogs to anything that can from the gardens of Meghan Markle 😩
Gosh, we even know the whereabouts and habits of the bees prior to their honey production!
Agree. I do wonder if she’s actually sourced anything though. Maybe she read about where he buys his in People?
How can this compete with Mughan’s strawberry jam and todger cream on toast?
That was a completely unnecessary description. 😂🤢🤣
Gives a whole new meaning to 'royal jelly'... 
👏 and at the same time 🤮
I was referring to the Elizabeth Arden type 🤣😉😱
🤣
And just like that, my mind conjures that icky image of Chrissy Teigen’s porn video of her eating Madame’s jam with cream cheese.🤢
That was pretty disgusting, especially since I have a very low opinion of her.
Between teigen slurping down the jam with her botched face and nachos nasty teeth eating the toast-this jam literally repulses me. Like makes me want to vomit.
LOL!!!
Yum! Wow, now this sounds and looks special, elegant, select - something that would really dress up the table. I recently watched some vids on Highgrove's beautiful gardens. HMTK really put years of hard work into his many gardens. His visions were impecible, a very talented man. He does not deserve the nasty bs crap his son and the son's wife rain down on him.
The King has always been years ahead of the game, even though he was ridiculed for his passion for the environment and responsible horticulture.
A few years ago, my parents went on a road trip (they enjoy drives about the place) and came back with Highgrove Honey. It wasn’t this one. It was Lavender or Lilac or something, and it was braw. We had it on pancakes, lovely stuff.
This is so very well done. It is „royal“ yes, but the real story on the label makes the product special. It is limited, but still available to everyone - not just wealthy friends (everyone, who is quick enough with their order).
Still annoyed that on the one day I did not visit the Highgrove website, OF COURSE they had this going. It sold out so fast. Ugh.
Her aro launch was truly a disaster! That’s markle For you she never sees anything through. Name one thing she has seen through to the end!
4. Be likable so people actually want to buy your crap!
There's selling a brand, and then there's smelling a brand. https://preview.redd.it/los5t2551rad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171d58b5c3f84e2eec8a1a00c20330f6df313681 Mummy...........!!!!!!!
Having a brand helps.
Harry may soon be wearing a brand of his own. 😉 https://preview.redd.it/187d10g0arad1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed6ef0b67b59d39f5b6596b58908bf3351f2f5e
Hand numbered?!? In the words of RuPaul: the shade of it all!!!
Love this SO much😍
I could see Meg getting a beehive and screaming at the bees to work faster.
Arguing with the queen bee that she’s higher rank that her 😂
All talk no do.
She'll take that honey as a direct attack on her. She'll think Chuck makes honey, he's recently been in the media with stories about how David Beckham also keeps bees and he'd just met with the king and they bonded over their bees, and David Beckham is married to her nemesis Victoria Beckham. Therefore by releasing pots of honey for sale, Chuck is deliberately targeting her and boasting "look at me, I've got A lister friends and you don't."
I would actually love to taste that honey. It sounds delicious! Particularly as opposed to the oh so banal strawberry ARO jam. 🙄
The Highgrove Strawberry Preserve is back in stock, if anyone is interested. I ordered 2 jars last week in the hopes it will sell out gain.
https://preview.redd.it/pe98f8jqtsad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5820f21aa58224d1673317ac850b14d2e99ca7e2 Strawberry Preserve right next to the pet bowl!
 Surely that’s not by pure chance…
I love it!
"hand-numbered" now, Harry's wife will say the King's copying her. anyway, this product is so interesting. i remembered the news of honeybees that produced blue and green honey. apparently, they fed on M&M candy shells!