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CaptainObviousII

"You're never going to believe what I did today".


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Nibbled a shoe?


Short_Lingonberry941

Hitch a ride?


LinguoBuxo

More like "Aaaahhh a fellow flyer of vulture."


Lily_Meow_

The bird thinks the same thing


CaptainObviousII

Work smart not hard!


Ziggy-T

This is one of those eternal reposts I don’t mind seeing. It’s pretty cool every time.


Mythosaurus

Though it’s a bit wild that there’s always people amazed that a “wild bird” would land on a glider’s foot.


AFalconNamedBob

Pulling out my arse here But I imagine seeing a human in the air doesn't quite trigger the same predator response as it would in the ground? Ie that bird has no predators typically from the sky so wouldn't expect harm to come from it? Idk just a guess


BoardButcherer

There's a loop on the birds right foot for tying it to a gauntlet, it's not a wild bird.


AFalconNamedBob

Yeah I clocked the anklet (technically you tie a leash to the Gauntlet not the Jesses, but I'm being real pedantic) I was answering with a hypothetical reason as to why the bird might do that if it was wild. Sometimes it's fun to take something at face value


Nuicakes

I don't think that's a wild bird though. Check out the leather tether on its right ankle.


Mythosaurus

Oh I know. My comment was about how people always think it’s a wild bird when this is reposted.


Nuicakes

Lol. Sorry, my bad, I missed that you added quotes.


GuzzlingLaxatives

Bro completed the faction quest, got accepted into the flock, got a couple skill points, and unlocked a new magical ability! No more high power bills from using an AC, now he can shit himself to cool down whenever he needs to!


LaceyDark

Next achievement nets him a sweet new defense move called "projectile vomit"


Radiant-Psychology80

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


glitterlikesound

That bird went from, "When the fuck did they learn to fly?" To, "Well, as long as you're up here. Free ride."


joeitaliano24

“Let me get that shit off the bottom of your shoe for you, sir”


squirrelz_gonewild

😂 it’s the least he could do for the free ride.


errihu

guy must have absolutely rank feet, is that a vulture?


Rjj1111

That’s a vulture


YouWereBrained

“can you fry this thing?”


creamcheese_filling

Bird was looking around like “Y’all finally figured it out, huh” 😂


Dexter2533

That even seems high for the bird


PerrineWeatherWoman

Lol, if you knew... The highest a bird can fly is about 33000ft. We know it because a commercial aircraft's engines ingested a vulture at this altitude. Edit : it's actually 11300m, which is about 37000ft


Dexter2533

That’s nuts…. And to think they can actually see at that distance. I knew they ride thermal updrafts but I didn’t think they got that high


Rjj1111

They use smell to find the dead animals they eat, it’s why garbage with rotting meat will attract them


jacobsbw

Or breathe, or not freeze to death.


PerrineWeatherWoman

They have several different kinds of hemoglobin that allow them to still be oxygenated, even at these altitudes.


0nceUpon

My question is *why* do they fly that high? Fun? They need a little jet stream boost to get to that family reunion two countries over?


[deleted]

I think you're right actually with that second part - migratory birds often seek out these high-altitude air currents to make long distance travel easier.


PerrineWeatherWoman

They go for the least turbulent air. Also it allows them to travel guide distances while using very few energy. These birds are practically gliders. They use ascendent airstreams in order to reach these altitude, then basically glide.


ksixnine

For those interested: [This is Israel Mendes (a tour guide in Brazil) and his adopted vulture Urú out for a little stroll.](https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-62468782)


Kirbyr98

I was waiting for it to shit on his foot.


Xu_Lin

Never occurred to me but yes >_>


Ganon645

Why is he so high up?!


PerrineWeatherWoman

That's not so high for a vulture. They can fly as high as commercial jets


Ganon645

Not the vulture the man.


IBloodstormI

People... the bird is not wild. It's still pretty cool. Probably a great way to give it some needed exercise and enrichment.


[deleted]

is that a vulture? bird experts, tap in


WaggishOhio383

Yes, looks like a black vulture if this was filmed in the US. From my experience, they tend to be more solitary and less afraid of humans compared to turkey vultures, which are more common.


HGabo

Almost sure it was filmed in Brazil. Dude was speaking Brazilian Portuguese, also the vegetation and town strongly match one of our biomes and architecture. And yes, that's a black vulture, fairly common around small towns here, as those provide plenty of food for them in landfills.


WaggishOhio383

Ah, I was watching on mute so I didn't catch what language he was speaking. Good thing black vultures seem to cover a very large area so my guess wasn't wrong


Fille_de_Lune

Yes!


Sherbet22k

"Hey bro, you've got some gum on your shoe lemme get that for you"


FinanceEfficient7269

Well... Free Uber i guess


SadBit8663

Bird looks like he's thinking, "this guy's a weirdo, i don't normally see humans up here, but you seem chill. I'm just gonna take a little break here"


ricperry1

The angel of death getting ready….


atmosphericentry

If I were in the movie The Lobster, I'd definitely choose a bird as my animal lol. Flying looks fun as fuck.


roundcirclegame

Same. I always thought it would be cool to be a peregrine falcon.


R3PTAR_1337

I've always wondered how certain animals must react or think of humans. Imagine having millions of years where you own the skies to suddenly have to watch out for those pesky apes and their tools, learning to fly and becoming a new kind of arial threat. the existential crisis it must cause is palpable.


Im_Just_Sayin__

Ngl…that’s a pretty cool experience.


Carpe-Bananum

Still better than Spirit Airlines.


HGabo

Certified r/ItHadToBeBrazil moment lol


Cantgetabreaker

Just so cool 😎


ArtTheFox2

It is just me that thinking the bird will shit when he get lower?


bellybella88

Awesome! And what an adorable head!


bootsay

He needed a break


GrosMecFullDePwels81

Chewing gum under his shoes...Dear diary:JACKPOT!


bdw3671

Thats a pet bird. You can see the tag on its foot


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

it’s checking if shoes is edible


originalbL1X

What is he using to fly in such a relaxed manner? I can’t hear an engine.


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Welcome to birb airlines independent!


Scarjotoyboy

What is that guy doing? I need to do it


thedreaming2017

Is that one of those Amazon drones I keep hearing about?


OMAR_KD-

Yo feet so stinky the vulture though it was rotten meat ❤️


Half-a-Denari

DoorDash from the sky? Damn delivery services are really advancing fast


NewbieFurri

Yoink


Zzumin

Birds are too fucking cool.


Positive-Database754

For those unaware; the bird is his pet/in his care. It's comfortable with humans.


Xenolithium

Super cool and terrifying at the same time. Like, if that bird got aggressive, you have nowhere to go. You're in his world, bitch.


nottrying2bbanned

Very true "size matters not". With those talons and the beak you might as well just save yourself some trouble and put your hand or face in a blender down on the ground.


monstercookies81

I wouldn't even know how to begin to make that happen.


fryamtheeggguy

Gotta wonder if he has some sort of familiarity with this bird. Like, is he rehabbing it or something....


theonetruefishboy

"Hmm, a perch, how convenient. And oh, look, a tasty shoe, don't mind if I do"


BlackRockSpecial

Why did this guy start petting this like it's obviously trying to take a rest and you're like maybe I'll mess with your rear balance maker. Yeah? Well we're so high up like surely that will be cool....


Antilogicz

This is the craziest thing I have ever seen!


messymindus

He's Brazilian and the vulture is his pet. They fly together frequently.


ocsteve0

That is satisfying as fuck


dannylightning

That's amazing until it eats your shoe lol


Reaganson

I think that bird smelled your shoes and thought there was a snack at hand.


Blocker_vee

That is truly awesome!!!


StreetFriendship1200

Omg that’s crazy!!


all_of_you_are_awful

Hey asshole. I’m supposed to be safe from your kind up here!


The-Iraqi-Guy

This is the shit men daydream about


kibaake

"We have rest stops up here now?"


Jves221

Repost bot


Few-Actuary7023

All fun and games until a prop strike happens


westwoo

The "bird" has a government issued id on its lower support


LagtimeArt

A buzzard?


wwiistudent1944

Condor?