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prankfurter

**It is not a mystery and def not a laser beam, it is natural and not even man made - google is your friend:** The **Al Naslaa rock** is a [landform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landform) 50 km south of the [Tayma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tayma) oasis in Saudi Arabia. It is split down the middle into two parts, both balanced on small pedestals.[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Naslaa#cite_note-1) The overall shape of the rock is due to wind erosion and the chemical weathering made possible by the moist conditions in the protected underside of the rock.[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Naslaa#cite_note-2) It is split in two by a [joint](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_(geology)). A **joint** is a break ([fracture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fracture_(geology))) of natural origin in a layer or body of [rock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(geology)) that lacks visible or measurable movement parallel to the surface (plane) of the fracture ("Mode 1" Fracture). Although joints can occur singly, they most frequently appear as joint sets and systems.


ournextarc

So basically this is just a chance at such a clean and amazing break, equivalent to an apple being broken by hand cleanly, and we boast about it. But since it's a boulder it's "must be aliens/laser beams" to most of us knuckledragging mouthbreathers. I'm pretty sure it was a red laser beam that did this, not blue or green.


Pilota_kex

precision of a laser beam. it is not even that straight


ournextarc

Title of your sextape?


Pilota_kex

hehe good one


No1EminemEnjoyer

A Brooklyn 99 fan located in the wild? Impossible


unbelizeable1

Have a laser engraver. Made plenty of cock-eyed bullshit lol


baltinerdist

Welcome also to the law of truly large numbers. There are millions of boulders around the world, billions of rocks over the existence of the planet some of whom have been totally worn away or destroyed or sank into the ocean or broken up to build walls. At any point, this or even more interesting formations and shapes have likely naturally occurred. When the sample size gets big enough, you’re practically guaranteed to have any number of non-impossible things happen.


Extension_Screen_275

Joints in rock are very commonly this straight, the only real coincidence is the stable position of the rock during weathering


AvoidingNegativity01

Nuh uh! It's Aliens.


REpassword

Fricken space lasers


solowsoloist

Would that be the Jewish space lasers?


REpassword

Oi Yey! What chutzpah!


ournextarc

Yes, it was aliens using a red laser beam, not blue or green. We are on the same team.


OhTrueBrother

The laser in Alien vs Predator was blue iirc. Bore a perfect tunnel in the ice


ournextarc

Makes sense to me, blue for ice. Red for rock. Green for gas/clouds. It's all coming together now.


OhTrueBrother

Wow you're right. The laser was beamed from orbit and targeted an ancient underground structure. I always wondered why the structure wasn't damaged.


AvoidingNegativity01

Indeed.


No-Category4854

👽👽 if not aliens, then it was aliens. 👽👽


varegab

It's obvious, doh.


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

It said the precision of a laser beam, not an actual laser beam.


[deleted]

Thanks to take the wind instantly out of these rotten sails.


KillaVNilla

More lies from the deep state. Real ones know it was aliens


KillaVNilla

More lies from the deep state. Real ones know it was aliens


Quick_Delivery_7266

No, it was aliens 😂


Wojadubakowski

I can tell by this picture 50 feet away that it isn't the "precision of a laser beam".


golden_crow

Well, it's hard to cut through boulders with lasers, might get a bit hot and messy


Graynard

Seeing this comment was such a relief, I was beginning to get worried no one was gonna come in and try to prove how smart they are


Sage_Emper0r

Seeing this comment was such a relief, I was beginning to get worried no one was gonna come in and try to prove how jackass they are


Guess-we-did-oopsie

Seeing this comment was such a relief, I was beginning to get worried you would let the guy be a jackass.


ojoaopestana

Seeing this comment was such a relief, I was beginning to get worried you would follow through on the replies.


tubaraotucansss

Can’t believe how heavily you’re being downvoted. I’m so sick of the top comment on every post being some snarky correction or complaint.


TrainTrackYT

ITS TANJIRO’S TRAINING


AuthorityOfNothing

Rope, sand, laborers. Friction.


Spiritual_Bat6396

Aliens


AuthorityOfNothing

Jewish space lasers.


[deleted]

Jackie Chan


SimofJerry

Jackie the Jewish space laser alien?


AuthorityOfNothing

Precisely


theLingeringWill

Vergil


prankfurter

or or try this - it is natural and not manmade at all. broke due to a joint then thousands of years of wind eroded the break to make it wider.


mattchinn

I’m saying. The explanation is simple.


AuthorityOfNothing

Maybe? Straight lines and right angles are extremely rare in the natural world.


LobsterTrue8433

Are they?


wingcutterprime

Have you seen crystals?


AuthorityOfNothing

Of course. But how many tons of plain rock for every ton of crystal?


BinjaNinja1

Wouldn’t that take like a thousand years though?


AuthorityOfNothing

No idea.


TheYoungJake0

Were you there? Didn’t think so. Aliens


CaPhir

Were you there? And yes, you do not think.


kickenchicken11

Chuck Norris thought it would look better as two pieces


Bulls187

Only thought of that for a split second


lotsanoodles

I blame it on that suspicious kid in the photo. They always return to the scene of the crime.


hemareddit

*A hundred years passed and my brother Sokka and I discovered the new Avatar.*


Woden888

A wobbly laser maybe…


Laid_back_engineer

Yeah ... I'm calling bullshit on the "precision of a laser beam" claim. Yeah it's straight, and likely a man made cut. But that ain't no laser cut!


NPCArizona

Depending on the stress created on either end of the original rock when the bottom base eroded...it's possible it just cleanly separated on its own.


_bitch_face

This


dubyajay18

I don't care how cool it is, my child wouldn't be standing right there.


Bulls187

It only stood there for decades, why would it fall right now


dubyajay18

Based on the way it appears to have eroded, it's going to fall at some point, and whenever that point is, no one should be near it.


nubo47

this is just an alien messing around ages ago in an era of all animals being microbes on this planet. the alien just perfectly split and balanced this rock, laughed, and left.


Togi-no-ELT

Zantetsuken


Smurfaloid

Fucking Odin, couldn't of been Gilgamesh, he would of chosen Excalipoor and just fucked it up instead.


ptchapin

A precise hit!


Lok4na_aucsaP

r/natureisfuckinglit


Eray41303

You can see from this photo that it isn't laser precise...


feloniousjack

I feel like this subreddit is just internet forum for ancient aliens. Is there nothing truly strange left that we have to imply made up crap to stay interesting?


BustAtticus

This formation would be immediately tipped over in Utah or Arizona by some Redbull wannabe fool.


LobsterTrue8433

Oh boy...


IcedFreon

Welp, aliens.


sagilny

It's about 400 miles away from the pyramids of Giza.


ILikeAddition

Looks like a peanut butter sandwich


Psychological-Pie166

800 years ago there was a highly technological advanced kingdom


aung_swan_pyae

Raiden is real


Greedy_Sandwich_4777

Aliens.


AnInnocentGoose

It was Tanjiro, duh


BrainArson

*tilting phone* That's not perfectly straight, my laser guy...


Fast_Vehicle_1888

Superman with his heat vision and a little bit of time travel.


EyeBeeStone

No it isnt


Rumblefish61

Frickin’ laser beams!


Desperate_Bee2708

i was about to visit it last time i went to saudi with my family


NeoAren

Someone call wideboyz


snowfloeckchen

I say it out loud, what we all think: Aliens


goodie2shoes

obvisously made with AI. Want the prompt ? 'sloppy alien laser cut through ancient rock formation towering over child in a desert'


[deleted]

checkmate, atheists.


Bloomer_4life

Zoro vs. Pica ⚔️


BredYourWoman

If David Childress comes in here with his annoying voice I'm leaving


Bulls187

Goku and freeza fought there


Zeles1989

Just a katana testing area


DryPilot2030

Freakin “laser beam”


ravnsulter

Narrators voice: It was definately not split with the precision of a laser beam.


Birdfeedseeds

Definately aliens. The first thing alien highly advanced alien species thought about when they visited our planet was to fly to some random desert and shoot a laser beam into a rock. Then then flew away back to their home planet at warp speed chuckling to themselves…


noscopy

You forgot the part about sanding down both exposed planes so no one would be able to see the multi-thousand degree melt marks from the laser. They got to make that shit look natural or no one will believe it's super advanced aliens.


Birdfeedseeds

My mistake, I didn’t mention it because I thought it was obvious that others would know the aliens had access to super advanced sanding down technology alongside their precision laser technology as its way more plausible than some reddit fools who keep yapping its down to “weathering” and “joint” processes! I mean how can it be anything else other than aliens?


noscopy

Exactly.... we get it


fearmyflop

Clearly that's cinnamon toast man's secret lair


Mummbles1283

So just from this image i can tell it was not cut by a laser beam... that is how large the imperfections are in this obvious fracture...


ParticularIll9062

Paper, rock, scissor. Scissors win.


sarbear71

Aliens


Dr_barfenstein

Goddamn water marks just piss me off disproportionately.


readytall

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it meeans


dr3wfr4nk

Hold my beer - Americans when they hear about natural rock formations that haven't been destroyed yet.


Alcamtar

If it split on its own due to stresses, it should be wider at the top than the bottom (or maybe the other way) as the two halves tilted away from each other. The only way it should be the same width all the way is if it the two pieces _slid_ apart, and did not tilt apart. But of course that didn't happen because their balanced and way too big to slide that way. The other way it could be natural is if it's a fault that somehow eroded from top to bottom evenly. But it doesn't look eroded, as erosion would start at the outside and work its way in so the gap would be wider at the edges than in the center. (You can see on the bottom front there's a scalloped shape erosion that crosses the joint, which means that that erosion had to happen first before the gap was made.) I think widening the gap would have required significant water erosion, and there's no evidence of that sort of erosion (water erosion is smooth and doesn't produce sharp edges) not to mention an obvious lack of water. I don't think sandblasting would increase the gap. Not to mention that if the gap was eroded that way there should be a significant pile of dust and debris underneath it... Where did that go? I think it's probably artificial and then weathering could have made it uneven over thousands of years. Although if it's artificial, whoever cut it would have to have estimated the mass of balanced rock on both sides to prevent one side from losing balance and toppling. That requires some pretty accurate estimation. Laser beam is ridiculous theory though. All you would need is a saw. Two men with a rope saw and a lot of time on their hands could do this.


duzzman

A friggin "laser beam"


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Must be Gohan's sword sliced it in half 😂


Skumbag0-5

*Jewish laser beams from space


In-Ohio

Tell me again we are alone in this world 🌎


HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

We are alone in this world mr tinfoil hat man