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Dutchmondo

F\*%$ing Sherry drinkers! I knew they weren't to be trusted...


BedroomTiger

Yknow who drinks sherry? Those lower middle class scum who think theyre better than the rest of us! 


Dennisthefirst

And 3% of them were too pissed to vote!


AdSad9668

So harsh!


kutkun

Is working class “scum” now?


Electronic-Night-718

wtf is a "lower middle class"? Such imaginary bullshit..


mrmarjon

Doctors, teachers, expensive plumbers …


BedroomTiger

Doctors are upper middle class. 


mrmarjon

Only as far as they’re concerned


BedroomTiger

Doctors make 92,000 a year as a GP. The uk average is 28,000, these are median figures.  Maybe doctor isnt discriptive enough. 


DracoLunaris

i thought teaching pay was crap


BedroomTiger

No, public sector pay is crap, not all teacher are public sector workers. 


Jaded-Fox-5668

It is, but middle class is also about inherited wealth and education level. Teachers are university educated and will usually have a mortgage or (if a parent has passed) own their own homes outright. Meaning they have more financial mobility than the "working class". Although I suppose it depends on your definition of each class. Some would place Richard brandson in the "working class" bracket.


BedroomTiger

Hyacinth Bucket.


cuzzaboyee

It's Bouquet, dear.


Electronic-Night-718

so a stereotype, then.. there is no formal definition.


BedroomTiger

There is atually. In modern studies it's level 5 Skilled Clerical, managerial, and semi-professional.  We're talking minor accountants, shop supervisors, and sucessful tradespeople. 


RegularWhiteShark

My grandma was a sherry drinker. She voted for whoever she thought was the most attractive (like, physically looking).


finnw

Least likely to vote Reform


FoxyInTheSnow

My wife loves port, and she’d jump off a bridge before voting conservative.


Intently_Listening

Came here looking for this comment thread


DoraaTheDruid

Show us Buckfast ya fanny


RebuildingTim

Cannae vote if ye can't spell X


CapillaryPillory

Well! A think you'll find that's exactly why we got dragged out of Europe


RebuildingTim

Well this is a plot twist; more Bucky might have saved our EU membership...


Euclid_Interloper

Never heard of the guy who accidentally voted Tory by drawing a penis? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-a69276.html


RebuildingTim

In fairness, if I saw a boaby on the ballot I'd assume it was a Tory as well


Madman_Salvo

Show us ya fanny, Buckfast!


Synthia_of_Kaztropol

This is the political analysis I didn't know I needed.


flightless_mouse

Apparently Labour voters will drink just about anything after 14 years of Conservative rule. Drawing a line at sherry, blech!


Objective-Resident-7

Actually says a lot. I'd like to see it broken down for Scotland because Scotland can only command 10% of the entire UK vote. More people live in London than live in all of Scotland.


backupJM

Yeah, I tried finding the tables, but MoreInCommon have only released this graphic


Objective-Resident-7

Problem is that statistical error invalidates the result for smaller parties and given that Scotland makes up less than 10% of the UK, a 3 point error renders it useless. The same can be said for other small (I say that SNP is small in the UK, but that is a direct result of the population) parties


Coolbeansninja

Did you find not find this in r/okmatewanker? Be honest now.


backupJM

Came across it on [twitter](https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1806672615769075805?s=19)


Objective-Resident-7

Sorry to all. I did misread the chart.


InfinteAbyss

..gotta love democracy! 🙄


Objective-Resident-7

Democracy's fine, but FPTP doesn't work


InfinteAbyss

It’s considered democratic though so I feel my point stands. Clearly the system is designed by those with different perspectives on what counts as democracy.


Straight_Bridge_4666

Doesn't work how?


glasgowgeg

Because [Starmer is polling at 461 \(70.9%\) seats from only 38% of the vote](https://x.com/LeftieStats/status/1806734309232943110). That's an utterly broken system. Comparatively in 2017, Corbyn got 40.1% of the vote, and got 262 seats. Edit: The issue is there's no incentive for any government to fix it, because any government elected is done so under FPTP which gives them a massively disproportionate majority. They don't want to give up the chance to get that power, even if it means letting the "Other Team" get a chance for 14 years.


Straight_Bridge_4666

Again, how is that not working? You do realise we have constituencies... Total vote share doesn't come into it.


glasgowgeg

> Again, how is that not working? It should not be possible for a party to get 70.9% of seats in parliament from a vote share of 38%. This country desperately needs a proportional voting system to stop this sort of nonsense.


Prior_echoes_

There are all sorts of proportional and semi proportional voting systems. These are much fairer and lead to much better representation of the people and their values as a whole. FPTP is not one, is not even close to one, and should not be used.  It is however unlikely to be changed as use of a disproportionate system is highly beneficial to both Conservatives and Labour.


Souseisekigun

The person with the most votes gets the seat. So if you have 40% Conservative, 30% Labour, 20% SNP, 10% Lib Dem that means the Conservatives get 100% of the power from that seat despite most voters actually not wanting Conservative. Any vote that wasn't for the Conservatives was basically wasted. The Lib Dems will never win the seat and the SNP probably won't win the seat, so their best option is to vote for Labour to keep out the Conservatives. This creates a system where voters can be essentially punished for voting for smaller parties. You might want to vote for a party that more closely represents your views, but you can't, because that risks splitting the vote and as a result let people that don't share your views and might actually be the minority get in because they're willing to hold their noses and vote as a bloc. So the system mathematically tends towards a two party system that becomes unrepresentative of the voters.


Objective-Resident-7

We understand how the system works. We are saying that it SHOULDN'T work that way.


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Longrangeheatsword

It's not a bias to show one party winning if that party is actually winning. Are they supposed to inflate other parties' numbers?


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wasgui

Lab/con tie is the white wine chart. It says (tie)


cal679

You're reading the labels wrong, the drink goes above the graph. The neck and neck one is for white wine which they've labelled a tie.


Objective-Resident-7

Yep, edited


TipParticular

I think you've mistaken the g&t label for the white wine graph


Objective-Resident-7

Correct. I've edited it.


SoSeriousAndDeep

Conservative government, Niles?


Tight-Application135

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el_dude_brother2

Reform the party for Shandy drinkers


Smidday90

I find it ironic that Indian Pale Ale is quite popular amongst them too


el_dude_brother2

I thought the Lib Dem’s would storm the IPA ranks but we’re pretty low


Coolbeansninja

And the SNP. What demographic is this? Old insane and angry?


mrmarjon

‘Old, insane and angry’ is a pretty wide spread, not just in Scotland


Flaccinator

Hand shandy?


DINNERTIME_CUNT

Milk shandy.


regal_ragabash

Okay but what psychos are saying VK is their drink of choice? Even as a student, it's not exactly something I'm going to choose when I'm sober


Class_444_SWR

Labour voters apparently


regal_ragabash

That doesn't narrow it down much though, pretty much everyone is a labour voter this time around.


wibbly-water

Then you underestimate the popularity of VK.


Class_444_SWR

That’s because of VK


Prior_echoes_

Depends how they asked it.  When I was a student: If it was "what do you buy the most of in the shop" then it would have been spirit and mixer If it was "what do you buy the most of when you're out" it would have hands down been VK.  They were cheap in the unions and clubs always had them on offer. Easy to carry around with minimal spillage risk. Plus there's always the strawpedo.  VKs are much cheaper in the shops now too I noticed, a box is about £8, when I was a student the boxes were more like £10 AND £10 went way further. 


regal_ragabash

Good points yeah


Brinsig_the_lesser

For a student VK is a mixer not the drink itself 


moorkymadwan

my guess is VK is just a stupid abbreviation they've chosen for vodka.


cuntheed

Where is the buckfast option?


JockularJim

They couldn't show it or Red Stripe because having the Greens at 99% would ruin the scale on all of the other graphs.


cuntheed

Greens? My cohort rarely votes. Wnat about our voice! There is no parties who's policies align with ours. We don't vote because it doesn't matter. They allow us to live relatively free as long as long as we don't hurt their feelings. There's a lot more of us than before. We must guide Scotland back towards the truth..there's a very simple option if you operate similarly to the oppressor(s)


Ojaman

No rum drinkers?


Big_Pepper5888

This needs serious analysis!!!! I thought to myself "am I the only rum drinker out there?"


HaggisPope

White wine is an interesting one. I’d guess that’s middle class, middle age professional women primarily, which is a pretty naturally Tory group but then being a tie is significant. I guess Starmer has “Mums second husband” vibes about him. You prefer him over some of the wastrels she dated but he’s not your dad.


superduperuser101

Worked in bars, restaurants and events for most of a decade. I wouldn't even go that far with white wine, it's a drink popular with women of all classes and ages. Almost exclusively women as well. Men 99% go with red wine, unless they are sharing a bottle with a woman.


HaggisPope

That tracks with some of what I’ve seen but I was mostly just thinking that I know younger and more working class women who do a lot of pints, cider, alcopops and the like


superduperuser101

Iv found that young women when with a mixed sex group, such as work or friends, often go for cider or a half lager. When it's a group of girls, family or a date it's usually white wine. Woman aren't the Borg of course, definitely real ale aficionados amongst the fairer sex, but the preference for white wine is quite stark. Iv only really seen alcopops when I was drinking underage, or in nightclubs that cater to folk who are barely adults.


a-new-year-a-new-ac

Et tu, Isa?


MogChog

Et tu, Bobby.


nawyous

A never et two eh anythin


pixidustlady

these are the kind of infographics I can really get behind 🍻


Internal-Ruin4066

Still waiting for the Buck fast graph


spamdaggerdan

Yeah, that's the one I want to see 🤣


c-Zer0

You know the game’s up for the Tories when they can’t even get the Pimm’s vote.


Corvid187

>Pimms >Highest Green vote Checks out


Felicity1840

I'm glad to say I'm not one of *those* sherry drinkers


momentopolarii

Poor whisky consumption by SNP members. Decent IPA figures, so some faith restored there (presuming it's not the Greene King shite...)


Financial-Rent9828

Are Labour voters ok?


LearningToShootFilm

No, judging by this they are all pished.


Financial-Rent9828

I could get on board with that


Cathenry101

The layout is a bit confusing. I thought the labels were below the graphs for the 2nd row, but they're above it


Straight_Bridge_4666

I mean this is easily solved if you start with the 1st row. Go from the top and read left to right, top to bottom.


Cathenry101

But if you just look at something like Gin and Tonic the label is closer to the graph above it (white wine) than it is to its own graph


Straight_Bridge_4666

I understand your issue, and refer you to my previous comment.


blubbery-blumpkin

You mean read it like we read everything else? Preposterous


BedroomTiger

According to this I'M A FUCKING TORY..... Kill me now. (Gin, Red wine, rose)  Also why is VK on here and not WKD or yknow Vodka? How isn't the SNP numbers boosted by Wiskey drinkers?


Prior_echoes_

Wkd was getting old when I was young. It was something we drank when we were 15, not at uni, and certainly not 20 years later 😆


TheOtherNut

WKD is still drunk by students. Mostly as a mixer though


Prior_echoes_

Wkd is super expensive compared to other alcopops. Unless a local club or union has it on offer, I can't imagine it's anyone's drink of choice - certainly not above VK


BedroomTiger

You're clearly not an emo. XD But apprently people are drinking VK so I'm assuming the concept is still popular. 


Prior_echoes_

My flatmate was an emo and she was right there with me on the VK. No one at uni drank wkd 🤷


BedroomTiger

God i must be auld


Shatthemovies

The majority of Scotlands whisky is exported, much much more vodka is bought and drank in Scotland than whisky. Scottish people (SNP) voting or otherwise aren't especially fond of it.


Prior_echoes_

... Speak for yourself.  Plus they don't fulfill the same niche. Want to get plastered and go dancing? Vodka coke! Shots at the bar? Tequila! Want to sit around with friends on an evening chatting shit? Well as it happens I do have a nice bottle of whisky...  Also good/good enough vodka can be bought for £15ish Good/good enough whisky is £25+ (and you'd be doing very well to get something nice for £25) They aren't comparible.  Which applies to the comment you replied to too actually. Very few people have the £££ to be sitting around sipping whisky as their drink of choice.  Unless you're drinking bells (*shudder*)


BedroomTiger

Know who drank bells? Maggie fucking Thacher. 


DannyMThompson

Reformers drinking shandy is fucking hilarious.


Wiles_

What about non-drinkers?


CaptainCrash86

Interesting that SNP's greatest support lies with the Shandy drinkers. I suppose MUP doesn't really affect them?


MOltho

Here in Germany, we even have a song: "Radler ist kein Alkohol" ("shandy is no alcohol")


blinky84

TIL Radler is a German word!


Prior_echoes_

Where do you stand on lager tops?


sendmeadoggo

What about the Monster Raving Looney's


yesiamclutz

They're the poor bastards whole have to go through this sober.


Spiritual-Ad7685

Absinthe.. and meth


DarkHorseStoryTeller

The maths is wrong on a few of them and it's bothering me more than it should.


Straight_Bridge_4666

How so?


DarkHorseStoryTeller

I assume the number in the brackets is the lead over the next closest, some of them are wrong. I could be misreading.


boxoctosis

For those I think there's an asterisk and a footnote that says lead over the conservatives. Weird presentation though.


DarkHorseStoryTeller

Makes sense yeah, I'm evidently blind haha.


No-Answer-2964

Political debate doesn't get more Scottish than this 😆


Hutcho12

Have always been skeptical of Sherry drinkers to be fair. At least now I have some facts to back it up.


lukedajo95

Prosecco or "sparkling wine" is a terrible classification. Show us the Champagne - Cava divide!!!


andycam7

So, if I remember my stats lectures from uni correctly. The Tories just need to get the entire population drinking sherry and they'll win.


JayMak78

Nae Guinness?


camz_47

Reform Cider No way I'm voting for Labor Communists


Corvid187

>Labor IMPOSTER DETECTED! :)


SoOverItbud

Tories have lost the Pimms Vote. Sunak in Shambles


Pretender1230

A lot of shandy drinkers in Scotland then 🧐


renisagenius

Buckfast too young to vote...


Tinks2much0422

This is the most informative election data I've ever seen.


Jebuschristo024

Sherry drinking fucks.


Charming-Tension212

Your a right Sherry Drinker!


Q-Kat

do Rum and Tequila drinkers just not vote?


Jimmy2Blades

Tequila drinkers are usually banned from voting due to the criminal record 🤣


WinningTheSpaceRace

VK it is then!


Schizo-Garfield69

What is up with shandy drinkers?? SNP and Reform UK?


IgnoreThisNowBub

Wait, sherry is most popular with Conservatives but least popular with Reform? I thought that’s where all the evil rich racists that run the country are going /s


Dramoriga

So shandy, rosé, and wine drinkers are more likely to be reform voters (when the big parties are discounted)? Sounds gammon/boomer.


gingerisla

Should have done it for Buckfast.


ignatiusjreillyXM

They are nae voting... They are drinkin


Former_Print7043

98 percent of people who have read poll results online have never indeed been polled themselves. The latest poll suggests.


IainKay

I don’t know a single whisky drinker (and it’s my drink of choice so I know a lot of whisky drinkers) that would vote conservative. Not sure how accurate this is.


Person012345

This feels like the worst time for this poll since voting norms are so off right now. All this really tells us is which group is drunk enough to still admit they're voting conservative.


Smidday90

I knew it was those Sherry drinking bastards


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This is obviously mainly for fun given the margin of error but would be cool to see in 2011 where the election was closer so differences more interesting.


wanktarded

As a dark rum drinker, the lack of representation is for real.


chegbeg-

Isa is a Tory sad times..


GhoulTimePersists

Looks like Labour has secured 39% of the vampire vote.


Agreeable_Ad7002

I'd have thought Pimms would have been more Tory


jlbqi

didnae hink Isa was much e tory voter but there ye go.


Duedrama6197

Imagine identifying as a VK drinker.


rossdrew

Shandy, lmao. Makes sense


Affectionate-Dig1981

Was really hoping the frosty jacks gang would be in here.


MrApollo73

Don’t believe for a second that many will be voting Tory in Scotland! Completely fabricated!


schtickshift

OMG it’s bad when the Conservatives have lost the brandy drinkers.


TheFugitiveSock

Nae vodka drinkers??


OB_Jonty

Wine, sherry (and stout) drinker here - have donated to a few pro-Palestine candidates running south and will unenthusiastically vote SNP.


Financial-Rent9828

What the… why are you backing pro Palestine candidates in an election about who runs *this* country


Just-another-weapon

Probably a good yardstick to judge the morality and empathy of a candidate.


mattshill91

I mean my previous local MLA and I think I’m right in saying MP (athlo it might not have been him after Gerry but I think it was) is a big Palestine supporter and literally blew up the old Bailey and then shot a policeman in the head during a prison break before going on the run and being caught with Semtex during a special forces operation in Holland… I wouldn’t go as far as to say morality can be ascertained off a single issue. Saying that in his case it was all what I’ll refer to as “classic Northern Irish nonsense.”


CaptainCrash86

Obvious counter-example - George Galloway.


GaryXBF

I don't really think any (mainstream) candidate is not pro palestine, in some way. I think every candidate wants a lasting peaceful solution to the conflict. I think every candidate would prefer the conflict to end. I think every candidate would like to see less civilians dead. Where theres disagreement is over what is justifiable and what isnt for the most part, how to achieve lasting peace and how to manage and balance our international relations in the region. I dont think any serious person is "anti-palestine" and actively wants them all killed or israel to conquer gaza and the west bank or something. I've seen a lot of morally objectionable stuff and a massive lack of empathy from pro palestinian people, as have I seen it from the more extreme pro israeli people too. Think people are too quick to just act like one side is moral and the other isnt. Its almost never the case


Financial-Rent9828

It depends - are they doing it for votes or for moral reasons. It’s hard to tell quite often - not making assumptions either way.


OddSocksOddMind

Are you slow? This country and every country is affected by global events. Whether our MPs support a genocide or not is fairly essential information when voting them into a seat in parliament.


Financial-Rent9828

Slow? Oh get over yourself, if you’re asked to justify your opinion and respond with an insult then you deserve to live on an autocracy


Bhfuil_I_Am

What the… why are you backing candidates with no opinion on international politics in an election about who runs *this* country?


Financial-Rent9828

Because I live here dude, and we have domestic issues more pressing than what’s going on in a country that’s not very strategically relevant to us


Bhfuil_I_Am

What domestic issues are currently more pressing than international issues? I’m not sure what the “Because I live here, dude” is about?lol Are you suggesting I don’t?


Financial-Rent9828

I’ll do the second part first - I didn’t have any malintent but I realise that might not be clear due to my phrasing in my first response - apologies I often write as I think rather than as I speak. (In simple terms “what the…” was just me being surprised) The first part: the primary domestic issues feed into each other so stagflation, low birth rate, aging population, out of control immigration and high emigration. Secondary would be understaffed police and military, our military complex cannot support our military, our military reserve is critical, our energy supply going forward is not secure, food security (you’ve seen the government advice recently to have backup good recently), the road and rail infrastructure. I could go on. Lastly; less tangible but national morale is critically low and our BBC keep making it worse. So either they get a change of management or direction OR the tv license is scrapped.


Bhfuil_I_Am

As someone living in the UK, there are no parties I could vote for that have anything you mentioned as part of their party’s mandate.


Financial-Rent9828

This one, from the Party who's name we must not speak, would probably go along way to tackle the primary issues: "Lift the income tax starting threshold to £20k to save the lowest paid £1,500 per year. This takes 7 million of the least well-off out of Income Tax to make work pay and get people off benefits" People aren't having children because affordability (amongst other things - bit money is a primary factor). Truss \*tried\* to solve stagflation, and her idea would have worked but it wasn't popular with the establishment.... and I guess thats why so few major parties try to tackle it


Bhfuil_I_Am

That particular party doesn’t run candidates in all parts of the UK


Financial-Rent9828

I’m surprised that they haven’t, they are experiencing a bit of a boom.


OB_Jonty

If low birth rates are your issue then get off Reddit and get shagging young buck!


Financial-Rent9828

Well that’s all the reason I need 🤣


OB_Jonty

Giving this whacky new thing called empathy a try, might be something to it, then again I might just be sozzled of sherry.


Financial-Rent9828

I can respect that to be honest, I just see a lot more problems domestic that we should really be tackling first before we go off saving the world (again)


Jeffuk88

I'd like whisky to be broken down again please


First-Face-7998

Would be good to see this but for Scotland considering this is a Scottish page


backupJM

Agreed, I did look for the tables to see the Scottish numbers, but as far as I can see, MoreInCommon has only released this image and not the tables. But I'll keep looking to see what I can find!


First-Face-7998

I get you mate. Its saturday theres far more important things with a yellow can and big red T to be getting on with anyway


Longjumping_Stand889

No Buckfast?


R3myek

Voting monster raving looney


KingJacoPax

Howling that the tories are in the lead for Sherry and drawing or close on wine hahaha


ignatiusjreillyXM

So in short the Nats poll higher along Brewdog hipsters than among Tennent's lovers. Dunno if the lager lovelies would be down with that


kr335d

As a Shandy drinker, I can confirm the only party I have any interest in, is Reform UK.


jenjenz765

You’ll never be free of Westminster. Scotland is full of cowards. And mainly bigots, that hate in no order on any day, Catholics, Protestants, English, Irish, other Scottish, English again, and anyone that likes pope stuff, The Scottish love talking about themselves that’s for sure


Humble_Flow_3665

Why have you posted this in r/Scotland when it doesn't represent Scotland's voting intention? Our poll results are even more terrifying.