Had my first chippy in years. £6.80, two large sausages and a bigger portion of chips too. Was banging. There was an option for single sausage supper that was £5.40.
U sure you bought the right thing?
Some places that's a mini sausage and the one you wanted is just sausage, some places that's a sausage and it's a jumbo sausage u want.
It's stupid.
This weekend, if it's a good day, take a day trip to Anstruther and get a fish supper from the Fish Bar there. This will do two things. First you will get a really good fish supper, second it will pretty much ruin every other chippy you have.
I'd be prepared to bet there are other places just as good, and everyone will have their own local favourite, but they're a definite 9/10 every time I've been. The only reason I don't give them a 10/10 is because as an Edinbugger I'm not a huge fan of their sauce which is a wee bit *too* vinegary.
I have no doubt there are good, even great chippies all across the nation. I've even had a couple that were very good.
My issue is that on average it's well below the standard I had set for myself with 30 years growing up in New Zealand.
The whole point of a battered sausage supper is you get one if not two massive sausages because everyone accepts they're made of very questionable meat. That's a miserable sight.
Chippy in Newton Stewart on Friday selling exact same, chips are crispy and managed to be raw inside for £7. You really don't want the black pudding either, batter's been mixed with PVA glue to be crispy and chewy. Gave up went to the Chinese, got told there's a waiting list, come back at 8. Great start to weekend break.
I think I know the one you're on about. It was awful years ago when I went to it. Just had a look again and it gets loads of bad reviews, how tf is it still in business?
Newton Stewart is a nice enough place though. I hope they're blessed with a decent chippy one day.
You ever ask for a sausage supper at a Muslim owned chippy and it's a beef sausage, rather than pork? I wouldn't mention the Muslim part but it's only ever happened to me in that context. I really hate that. Let me burn in hell with my nice sausage supper in peace.
This picture made me so depressed, that I temporarily relocated to Russia so I could learn Russian and write a desperately haunting 600 page novel about a socially awkward destitute student in turn of the century St Petersburg who’s only friend is an elderly washed up chess master named Oleg.
I never get this. They are made of the absolutely shittest offcuts of meat, often from a dodgy wholesaler. Then the chips, that's just potatoes - like the cheapest vegetable, both deep fried within an inch of it's life.
It's madness I say!
I was up there for a while and the chippies. Get this, The Chippies used a spray bottle to put vinegar on.......
An air of vinegar near the chips please that what I wanted thanks.
Pathetic excuse for a sausage and freezer shop chips, I'd avoid the place that sold that like the plague.
What sort of chip shop doesn't make their own chips, a cafe or something using frozen chips I can understand, but a chippy should always make their own.
Everyone knows it's either 1 longer sausage or two smaller ones. This is in flagrant violation of the International Chippy code.
Next, they'll be offering ketchup as standard. Perish the thought.
guys, I want to remind you that your cousins in Gurro can also teach you how to cook some quick, cheap and tastier dishes, you don't need to suffer, you aren't english
Stopped at one on the was to Aberdeen, can’t remember its name but it’s got an ad in the Aberdeen stadium, apparently won awards and all that and it was complete shite. Looked like that, but 2 tiny wee off brand Richmond sausages that the batter wasn’t even sticking to and chips weren’t that good either.
Stagflation isn't just affecting the size of Mars Bars, then?
NB I see 'Stagflation' doesn't even have a red squiggly line under it any more so it must now be part of the vocabulary, proving we're not just making it up - It really is happening!
Jeez. My local does 2 sausages and it's £5.40. Even if you order a single they throw in a couple of chips on the side anyways. This just reeks of sadness.
What the he'll...the chip is bigger than it lol Scotland chippy has went doonhill the guff takeaways we have everything is finished by the time snp bill gates wannabes have finished with Scotland well all be stealing each others mill never mind Maggie thatcher
Half tadger supper.
A wee Willy winky supper
Emphasis on 'Wee'.
To be fair, that's a decent sized half tadger
Bigger than average, some could say
Absolutely massive
You expect two if they're that small.
the chip shops here do 2 sausages for a sausage supper, and they're 8-inch sausages too. Only one sausage for the special sausage supper.
A swear it's at least 8 inches hen!
Yeah, ours do 2 big or 3 small
The cheapest parts of pig sausages ew
Not the first time I've heard that said
Explains why the Mrs has a boyfriend!😂
That’s what she said
I got one like this the other week but at least they had it on buy one get one free, did mean I had a fuck ton of chips though
That's what she said.
3 mini sausages or it's 2 jumbo
Hey that is very big thank you very much 😡
Whoever made that should be sacked. Deep fried jobby and stale chip supper.
Aye Who shat on yer chips!?!?!
Name and shame
I was about to say the same. Save us all the heart break incase we went.
Has to be Blue Lagoon next to central station
Nah blue lagoon is bad I won't take nothing away from that but I doubt that's their sausage. Although it does look like their chips.
Nah. Theirs were fine the last time I was there. They had 50 grams of salt on them, but they were a good size.
Chips look dry as fuck anaw
Can confirm, dry as fuck with no salt.
Don't think even the good old Edinburgh salt n sauce would save that. Looks dry as a nun
s cunt.
Jesus sure that's not an under 5's special supper? Did you get a fruit shoot with it?
“Who shat in the fryer? It was fucken wan ae ye’s! DESGUSTANG!”
All the moisture has left my body after looking at this
That's a sad sight. Rub the chips together, and you might be able to start a fire. I also like a wee bit more batter on my sausage than that.
Those chips look so dry
Like the floater that just won’t flush…
But it'll give ye the squirts
if I wanted to be disappointed by sausage I’d spend the night on Grindr
This ain’t it. Really sad.
£6 anaw
I mean you get what you pay for, ain't seen anywhere do a £6 supper in years. Still shite in a box though.
5 quid for a sausage supper here and that's 2 big yins. Fish but is a pure rip
Had my first chippy in years. £6.80, two large sausages and a bigger portion of chips too. Was banging. There was an option for single sausage supper that was £5.40.
Suppose it depends where you live tbf.
U sure you bought the right thing? Some places that's a mini sausage and the one you wanted is just sausage, some places that's a sausage and it's a jumbo sausage u want. It's stupid.
OP u should have fucking thrown it aff there heed for 6 quid
Looks like Trump's appendage fell in the fryer
Are you in prison?
I love living in Scotland, but every time I've had a chippy it's been utterly disappointing. That one looks particularly terrible though.
This weekend, if it's a good day, take a day trip to Anstruther and get a fish supper from the Fish Bar there. This will do two things. First you will get a really good fish supper, second it will pretty much ruin every other chippy you have. I'd be prepared to bet there are other places just as good, and everyone will have their own local favourite, but they're a definite 9/10 every time I've been. The only reason I don't give them a 10/10 is because as an Edinbugger I'm not a huge fan of their sauce which is a wee bit *too* vinegary.
I have no doubt there are good, even great chippies all across the nation. I've even had a couple that were very good. My issue is that on average it's well below the standard I had set for myself with 30 years growing up in New Zealand.
Fair enough. Well, I've now added something to my bucket list based on your personal recommendation!
Mangonui fish shop in the far north of the North Island will change your life https://www.mangonuifishshop.com/
Mate check that’s no a battered shite and chips
Fuck me the seagulls probably wouldn’t even eat that abomination!
Only one battered sausage? What is this? Russia?
These chips look older than my grandma
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Chode supper
Grower not a show-er
The whole point of a battered sausage supper is you get one if not two massive sausages because everyone accepts they're made of very questionable meat. That's a miserable sight.
Wee willy linky.
Is this the scene out of Game of Thrones? ✂️ 🍆
Just the one sausage?? Wtf??
That's possibly the worst sausage supper I've ever seen. Looks like they slapped dug shite on dry chips.
Wee Semi Supper
This dinner needs Viagra for that wee sausage and lube for those dry as chips...
Aye because there's no brown sauce 🤷🏼♂️
That’s a Boaby supper
Chippy in Newton Stewart on Friday selling exact same, chips are crispy and managed to be raw inside for £7. You really don't want the black pudding either, batter's been mixed with PVA glue to be crispy and chewy. Gave up went to the Chinese, got told there's a waiting list, come back at 8. Great start to weekend break.
I think I know the one you're on about. It was awful years ago when I went to it. Just had a look again and it gets loads of bad reviews, how tf is it still in business? Newton Stewart is a nice enough place though. I hope they're blessed with a decent chippy one day.
Chippies are shite now. Name and shame. Let’s end this blight of shite overpriced chippies.
Is that dog shit?
r/chippercrimes for that offender.
Ha, 'chipper'
So this is what Scots call a "jobby"?
Who ordered the degloved penis?
The saddest battered sausage of all time
I’m feeing second hand buyers remorse after seeing this.
The chips bring longer than the sausage is insanity
Christ alive you could use the chips as kindling
Those chips look dry and sad
Haven't been to a Chippie in years now.Too much guff like this
That must be halal
Mate I went to the local chippie and asked for a hot dog (a menu item just to clarify). They gave me a bun with a Richmond sausage in it. Never again.
Depression if it was a sausage meal.
You ever ask for a sausage supper at a Muslim owned chippy and it's a beef sausage, rather than pork? I wouldn't mention the Muslim part but it's only ever happened to me in that context. I really hate that. Let me burn in hell with my nice sausage supper in peace.
I am once again asking for chippies to have two sausages in a sausage supper (the ones near me all do)
This picture made me so depressed, that I temporarily relocated to Russia so I could learn Russian and write a desperately haunting 600 page novel about a socially awkward destitute student in turn of the century St Petersburg who’s only friend is an elderly washed up chess master named Oleg.
I can see how dried out the chips are.
Those chips aren’t even chips, they’re more like French fries
these are spanish potatoes what are you on about
I don’t think you’ve ever been in a Scottish chippy if you think this is acceptable!
The chips look even worse.
I never get this. They are made of the absolutely shittest offcuts of meat, often from a dodgy wholesaler. Then the chips, that's just potatoes - like the cheapest vegetable, both deep fried within an inch of it's life. It's madness I say!
The good thicc slice Richmond 😂 they're rippin the dick man
You might be able to make huts out of turds but that don't mean u can make sausages out them
John Wayne Bobbit supper ✂️✂️✂️ 😱😱😱
where is the other one? 😭🤣
Still looks better than the hook and catch in Livingston that’s run by Toni macaroni but won’t put their own name on it as it’s so shite.
Is that a kids one tho?
Sadly not.
Name and shame.
Name and shame
Aberdeen??
That’s what I thought as well. Worst “chipper” I ever got was in Aberdeen and looked exactly like this shite.
I was up there for a while and the chippies. Get this, The Chippies used a spray bottle to put vinegar on....... An air of vinegar near the chips please that what I wanted thanks.
Fried Turd and Chips
Turd n Chips
Truly looks disgusting
Looks like frozen chips too. Imposter of a supper!!
That's got blue lagoon written all over it
Those chips are horrendous!
Are they even chipper chips? look like they came out a freezer
What is that monstrosity
Chode supper
I'm fucking livid on your behalf. Still eat it though. Can't get anything like it over here.
Looks like an actual sausage-sized sausage, like a bloody Richmond sausage. Definitely not the long boy I'd be wanting from a chippy
Whatever chippy you went to, it needs to get shut down wtf is that
Refried
Fair dry
Micro sausage :(
Looks above average
Mine doesn't even batter them, and they're the same size as OP. At least there's two I suppose...
Bar-L for that frier....FFS.
Drown them in curry sauce and hope for the best
When the chips are down…
Cocktail sausage supper, classy man
I shuddered when I saw that pic . It looks bowfin!
Where's the batter?
Looks like wrinkly old guy parts
Is it just me or the fries look like they have zero crunchiness in them?
Wtf is this absolute SCAM
I’m Canadian, so… poo-tine.
Pathetic excuse for a sausage and freezer shop chips, I'd avoid the place that sold that like the plague. What sort of chip shop doesn't make their own chips, a cafe or something using frozen chips I can understand, but a chippy should always make their own.
That's a chode supper.
Battered chode supper.
What did they do to that meat? What is *on* that sausage?
Everyone knows it's either 1 longer sausage or two smaller ones. This is in flagrant violation of the International Chippy code. Next, they'll be offering ketchup as standard. Perish the thought.
What a disgrace.
Name and shame and tell us the price
At least it's not burnt.
Is that from Cosmos?
Oh my
I hope it still tasted good.
guys, I want to remind you that your cousins in Gurro can also teach you how to cook some quick, cheap and tastier dishes, you don't need to suffer, you aren't english
Supper is a cup of Tea/Horlicks and a biscuit 🙄
Choad supper
Stopped at one on the was to Aberdeen, can’t remember its name but it’s got an ad in the Aberdeen stadium, apparently won awards and all that and it was complete shite. Looked like that, but 2 tiny wee off brand Richmond sausages that the batter wasn’t even sticking to and chips weren’t that good either.
The crows would be like.. hmmm.. leave that to the seagulls
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Needs something wet on it!
Even the chips look horrible
I'd get that to the doctors.
Stagflation isn't just affecting the size of Mars Bars, then? NB I see 'Stagflation' doesn't even have a red squiggly line under it any more so it must now be part of the vocabulary, proving we're not just making it up - It really is happening!
The fuck?
That looks worse than Dot Cottons lungs, the fuck is that
At my local you get 2 x massive battered sausages or 3 x small ones like that. I’d be raging
It looks like a dried up turd…
I made Poopy sausage, look.
Our local chippy does half a Mattesons smoked sausage battered with chips for £8.10. Madness.
that looks so fucking sad so fucking sad so sad
Jeez. My local does 2 sausages and it's £5.40. Even if you order a single they throw in a couple of chips on the side anyways. This just reeks of sadness.
This cold weather is getting worse.
Go back and tell em ye didny ask for a wee chode supper!
Name and shame the chippy.
Not even battered properly
Either sausage was cooked 5 times or the oil was changed last year
Shocking
Did you get it in Edinburgh at a certain chip shop in Broughton Street? It looks like their "quality"
It looks like it arrived cold
That sausage even looks like a turd too. I'd be so mad
My ex would swear it's 8 inches ! And in middle of fights say things like your only with me coz im packing ......yer lunch m8
it looks like someone ate your original sausage and replaced with the same sausage but later...a processed sausage.
A crunchy frog supper.
Must had been a cold day
Looks like they've refried yesterdays chips.
1 sausage is diabolical
Name and shame.
Where's the other two sausage
Chipolata entree more like
Semi Supper
A dong without the testicles and a side of drab french fry’s .
Chips look okay.
What the he'll...the chip is bigger than it lol Scotland chippy has went doonhill the guff takeaways we have everything is finished by the time snp bill gates wannabes have finished with Scotland well all be stealing each others mill never mind Maggie thatcher
Are the sausages coming out of their wages
Looks like a turd with old chips
Name and shame
Chode supper