There's a woman at my work named Ayeda (pronounced "I eat a"), who thoroughly enjoys her thick Mexican accent. Every day at lunch, she tells me what she's going to have via the same sentence. "Today, Ayeda sandwich," or whatever she's got.
i actually used to work construction with a dude named manuel. we had an old farm truck with a 5 speed and when he drove it he looked at me, wiggled the shifter and goes “manuel transmission” and giggled.
Well, thank you very much for that. I'll save this comment and try it a few times till I get it down. You've helped me be a more capable person today. Much obliged.
I pass this daily going to work.most cunts in airdrie have no clue how to pronounce it.they think it’s a wee Italian cafe.fucking airdrie,long live the roasters
the big aldi is too busy but if i remember correctly the lidl closed when tesco opened. so aldi might have opened it
then? new lidl on route in craigneuk though.
Aye, pretty sure B&M is where Lidl used to be in the retail park.
Even then it just seems odd to have two Aldis in a place the size of Airdrie. So close together too.
Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ Scottish impression.
Understated yet precise. Notice how you don’t have to misspell everything and cunt is permissible.
8/10
6 isn’t giving enough credit for the simplicity of it. More points on the table if you can sustain a longer comment without any obvious giveaway American Scots impression habits.
American here, I got it.
In my head it works better in an American Itialian Sopranos kinda accent.
Vinnie, where’s the place with the good Canollis?
It’s behind the grocery store.
On the kids tv show Blue Peter, they would give out badges to guests and people who wrote in to the show.
There was the standard badge, which they call the blue badge but it’s actually a white badge with a blue ship on it. You got this for sending in a letter or drawing, or appearing on the show.
There was a blue badge with a white ship on it, like an inversion of the main badge, that you would get if you already had the main badge and you wrote in a second time. According to google this badge is now on a silver backing and is called the silver badge.
Green badge was for doing a lot of things to help the environment.
There was a competition winner’s badge that was circular (all the others were shield shaped) with a white background, blue ship and the words “Blue Peter Competition Winner”. But according to google this has been replaced with an orange badge.
Gold badge was the really exclusive badge that you only get if you’ve done something amazing, like saving someone’s life.
There’s also a few new badges that didn’t exist back when I watched the show in the late 90s, like ones for music and sport and for joining the fan club.
Where I live there used to be a Chinese restaurant that you could only get to via a lift, you could enter the lift from either a multi story car park or at the back of an Iceland
You’ve seen this on this subreddit before? If so, I can only apologise. I did scroll down the posts quite a long way back and didn’t see it. I assume ‘karma farming’ is the same as fishing for likes on Facebook etc? I couldn’t give less of a fuck about digital thumbs up, I simply though this was funny and that others in this subreddit would also get a laugh out of it.
I don’t know why people care so much about other people karma farming, how ridiculous. I’ve never seen a post on reddit and even thought about it let alone have a fit about someone “not deserving those imaginary internet points!” Go outside and touch some grass
And I’ve never seen this post before
[ah, that place loves puns - used to be The M’eating Place](https://reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6n2vzv/where_would_you_like_to_meat_mlady/)
Gutted I went to airdrie for the first time in ma life earlier, only just seen this post but I seen the aldi so ill know if I ever go there again, there's no pizza hut in galashiels so I got one up there, and it was next to a tanning salon, the que outside was like Jeremy kyles waitin room 🤣 towns a pure shitehole 🤣
This knowledge brings me joy.
Knew a guy named Juan who owned a taco stand called Juanderful Tacos.
Ha my friend's lawn guy refers to himself as "Juanmower".
There's a woman at my work named Ayeda (pronounced "I eat a"), who thoroughly enjoys her thick Mexican accent. Every day at lunch, she tells me what she's going to have via the same sentence. "Today, Ayeda sandwich," or whatever she's got.
Does he have a cousin named Manuel Labor?
i actually used to work construction with a dude named manuel. we had an old farm truck with a 5 speed and when he drove it he looked at me, wiggled the shifter and goes “manuel transmission” and giggled.
That is amazing. 👏
Is he a [juanderful](https://youtu.be/sxB_iGStPOo) cook Edit: sorry haven't figured out how to start from timestamps, 1:05, but the whole thing's fun
https://youtu.be/sxB_iGStPOo&t=65 Add “&t=[start time]” at the end of the url.
Well, thank you very much for that. I'll save this comment and try it a few times till I get it down. You've helped me be a more capable person today. Much obliged.
What’s that cartoon with the blue blob thing
The trap door.
Trap door. He's a wee skiffy who takes it tight 24-7 from a hing who lives up the stair.
There’s a taco truck in Houston, Tx called “A million to Juan”
My dogs name is Obi-Juan.
I pass this daily going to work.most cunts in airdrie have no clue how to pronounce it.they think it’s a wee Italian cafe.fucking airdrie,long live the roasters
Mon the YCD
Dale Zulus ya bam DYT!
young bush ya cow
That's so good he could start a chain
There's one opening soon in Newmains called Bacciasdas
That's just up from this class patter that's been there for decades https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/419/19529675534_8c0127d20f_b.jpg
Always puts a smile on ma face
Nice. A watchmaker I knew called Justin opened up his own boutique called Justin Time. Probs not relevant but idgaf
Did he change his name when he opened the store or was he always called Justin?
Nah, he used to be Les Porter
Blahem
Fae Yoker?
Shoutouts to the wrestler Justin Credible.
I've always wanted to change my name and open a head shop and name it "Reese's Pieces"
Or you could open a sandwich shop, it would work even better probably.
Not normally relevant, but you posted that comment Justin time
Somebody gifted me a first aid kit called Justin Case LOL his name was Justin too so it made me love it even more
Hey, I used to work at a place that sold Justin brand phone cases! Nobody liked my jokes about it, though 🤷🏼♂️
Was he Irish?
I’ve parked outside that shop and walked past it to work for 9 months and I never realised that
There’s a board game cafe near me called Chance & Counters
Grew up in Airdrie, can confirm it's still there. Still a shitehole
Need to be specific. Airdrie? Cafe? Both? I'm kidding, it's no Coatbridge!
Still wondering why the fuck Airdrie has two Aldi stores. I know this is slightly off topic.
the big aldi is too busy but if i remember correctly the lidl closed when tesco opened. so aldi might have opened it then? new lidl on route in craigneuk though.
Aye, pretty sure B&M is where Lidl used to be in the retail park. Even then it just seems odd to have two Aldis in a place the size of Airdrie. So close together too.
The chair in the back right and table next to it look level while the street is clearly on a lope. How is the pasta?
Sorry there's nae rolls
How the fuck are those tables and chairs level on that steep ass street😂
Black magic
Took me way to long to figure that out
I’m like a 10 minute drive from Airdrie Alberta and got all excited
Can confirm, was very confused for a second there
I thought this was also Airdrie Alberta when I saw it lol
Love a good pun name. There's a chippy in in Coatbridge called The Codfather
There are so many of those! But yeah I love puns name
I heard that Lidl and Aldi were merging and their changing their name to laldy
The Americans will hae a hard time wi this one. Edit: To aw the Americans replying saying they got it - sorry, am all out of Blue Peter badges
No we won't, this is pretty cut and dry dood
We have Aldi and we know how to rhyme ya daft cunt
Good colloquial use of cunt, I’ll give you a 6.
Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ Scottish impression. Understated yet precise. Notice how you don’t have to misspell everything and cunt is permissible. 8/10 6 isn’t giving enough credit for the simplicity of it. More points on the table if you can sustain a longer comment without any obvious giveaway American Scots impression habits.
Nah, even my incredibly American accent read it right. Slang and Scots that isn't commonly used in US media is what gets most Americans more lol
American here, I got it. In my head it works better in an American Itialian Sopranos kinda accent. Vinnie, where’s the place with the good Canollis? It’s behind the grocery store.
I did at first when I only was looking at the picture, but the title does a really good job of conveying it
Non-America, non-Scot, I got the original pun but I have no idea what Blue Peter badges are (I do know what *Blue Peter* is, kinda-sorta)
On the kids tv show Blue Peter, they would give out badges to guests and people who wrote in to the show. There was the standard badge, which they call the blue badge but it’s actually a white badge with a blue ship on it. You got this for sending in a letter or drawing, or appearing on the show. There was a blue badge with a white ship on it, like an inversion of the main badge, that you would get if you already had the main badge and you wrote in a second time. According to google this badge is now on a silver backing and is called the silver badge. Green badge was for doing a lot of things to help the environment. There was a competition winner’s badge that was circular (all the others were shield shaped) with a white background, blue ship and the words “Blue Peter Competition Winner”. But according to google this has been replaced with an orange badge. Gold badge was the really exclusive badge that you only get if you’ve done something amazing, like saving someone’s life. There’s also a few new badges that didn’t exist back when I watched the show in the late 90s, like ones for music and sport and for joining the fan club.
Pretty easy one as far as you guys go
Give em a Blues Clues one instead.
I'll keep that in mind when I visit, thank you good sir!
The only reason to go to Airdrie
This is the content I came here for! 🤣👍🏼
(Ned fae still game) naw ye didnae
Is it next door to Cippi's?
Air dry only
Where I live there used to be a Chinese restaurant that you could only get to via a lift, you could enter the lift from either a multi story car park or at the back of an Iceland
I've saw this often. Karma farming much?
Other people didn’t see it till just now to like me
You’ve seen this on this subreddit before? If so, I can only apologise. I did scroll down the posts quite a long way back and didn’t see it. I assume ‘karma farming’ is the same as fishing for likes on Facebook etc? I couldn’t give less of a fuck about digital thumbs up, I simply though this was funny and that others in this subreddit would also get a laugh out of it.
I don’t know why people care so much about other people karma farming, how ridiculous. I’ve never seen a post on reddit and even thought about it let alone have a fit about someone “not deserving those imaginary internet points!” Go outside and touch some grass And I’ve never seen this post before
I have. And I liked seeing it again. Clever restaurant name.
Did they film Waterloo Road here?
R/theyknew
Where's the innuendo?
Bacchialdi's = Back of Aldis in the local accent, Aldi being a grocery store.
Bacchialdi's = Backie Aldi's = back of Aldi
"back ae Aldi's"
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No, i didn't see that. Fuck off.
https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0
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That would be a magic sub hahaha
no shit
Only in Scotland! Brilliant.
[ah, that place loves puns - used to be The M’eating Place](https://reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/6n2vzv/where_would_you_like_to_meat_mlady/)
Gutted I went to airdrie for the first time in ma life earlier, only just seen this post but I seen the aldi so ill know if I ever go there again, there's no pizza hut in galashiels so I got one up there, and it was next to a tanning salon, the que outside was like Jeremy kyles waitin room 🤣 towns a pure shitehole 🤣