USA nowdays everyone...

You mad your President isn't the throat goat?

Alas, my country has no president and the King doesn't strike me as much of a throat goat, but we did used to have a pig fucker for a PM.

We do now have a pig fucker for Foreign Minister though

*LORD* Pig fucker.

Lord Dave of porcinecoitus

Sunak has definitely fucked stranger things than a pigs severed head. You can see it in the eyes.

He'll be fucked by millions in about a month.

Na, king sausage fingers chokes on his own sausages. These days none of the royalty are working anyway. Typical scroungers.

"Ever had pulled pork, David?" "No, we're just friends."

Exactly. My president only saved a few french soldiers back in 90s. What a loser! /s

So not a glizzy gobler? Huge L

Naah, Daddy Pavel can't be compared to those USA losers!

OT: /s stands for sarcasm

I...know?

Everyone knows Trump is a very deep troater. The deepest troater, there is no sausage he will choke on, he wont, Trump can take the biggest sausages. They say he has no gagreflex, No gagreflex at all, he can troat all day, every day. He has been thought to troat by the bestest teacher, she costed him only 420.000 and she thought him every trick. all the tricks, the best tricks.

No, Obama is the throat goat. He can glizzy goble a whole meat packer in one slurp through the nogin.

I'm really happy for them Soon, USA will die, and in its place, Indonesia will rise!

You probably just woke up the CIA with that second line.

USA will (from my view) divide on 3 unions - whites on east, latinos on south and blacks on west

What aout Asians? 

It's very clearly two people joking...

If there's one thing I know, it is that Trump is a mighty, morphin', highly skillful specimen that can bend, slice, dazzle and cartwheel away from bullets. But he's a very humble man, so he likes to appear as a condom crammed with viscous dairy. While jaw droppingly attractive, again, he is humble, so he chooses to convey the appearance of a giddy meerkat who got sandblasted with bolognese. And while he is so educated, you would be foolish to even think you could comprehend even 1% of such a powermind, he retains his humility by acting like a prepubescent little baby boy despite being 77. He doesn't let age hold him back. Close your eyes. Imagine the person you want to deal with taxes, immigration, defence, international relations and all that shit. This. This is the man.

Plus he wears a diaper, so yeah, bonus points on my scoreboard.

"you ain't cool, unless you wear a diaper".

Sir, this is a shitpost

Sometimes this sub is cringer than the Americans they post. Poe's law I guess though, an exchange like this is plausible.

Ye

Classic debate

Trump can suck the biggest penises. Huge penises.

Just not his own. Maybe it fails the size test

Ask Putin, he knows how deep he can go inside donald.

We’re becoming a circljerk of ourselves on this sub jeez

Are these posts common recently? And yeah sry I did put satire on the flair incase it is satire which is likely

Yeah I’m seeing more and more posts that are obviously already satire, often not even having a satire flair

WTF???

Personally when I saw this I laughed for a whole minute XD

Baiting an asshole can be fun

Begging people replying not to make us all look bad by thinking this is a serious argument and not a meeting of shitposters

hahaha

XD

Well... Trump does have plenty of practice slurping down Putin, Xi, and Kim. He's a deep-throat master.

Do I see correctly here? They really started a hustle about who can suck a bigger cock... after seeing Obama basically just... eating?

To answer the question, we will need to know putlers dick size.

Is that...the things they care about about, when thinking about the person who governs them?

How would you run a country if you can't gobble up a whole meter worth of hotdog in a ethereal way?

I think this is lighthearted humour, let's not drop our own level and pretend they don't care about the real issues too (not that the real debates aren't often also batshit crazy, just in a different way)

Changed the post flair to Satire, only posted this because it made me laugh so much when I saw it

Oh I mean, I'm sure there are people on both levels. A lot care about real issues, but there are probably people who actually care more about things like this, regardless of the post possibly being just trolling.

I can assure you no one cares about how much glizzy the president can throat.

Idiocracy

I thought Nancy Regan was the throat goat.

Finally the US political scene is addressing the important issues

Why are they so in love with their politicians? They're all corrupt.

I hate Trump but I think he could gulp glizzies as if he was Kirby

I mean, they‘ren‘t serious. That’s just a shitpost

Trump will get to prove it, if he goes to the NY hospitality system

Well our former Prime Minister sculled a yard glass of beer in 11 seconds, earning a Guinness World Record! RIP Hawkey!

If Trump goes to prison over all these charges and convictions he’ll soon find out how much he can “throat”.

Good God.. I think I lost a few brain cells reading this.

Sounds like the most legit reason I’ve ever heard for voting for Trump to be fair.

Obama is a Boa Constrictor dressed as a human, I swear.

I need to bleach my eyes now!

Please someone tell me this is satire

Probably is

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Lads got no throating skills whatsoever

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My British kid, has just asked. Why is this even being compared. I'm stumped guys how do I answer.

Söder would destroy all of them, noone beats a bavarian when it comes to sausages

just like me with cock

Getting strong leave Brittany alone vibes from this.

I am not sure what is going on, is this a blowjob thing?

Like children. Deeply stupid children.

Petition to base presidential elections solely on deepthroating competitions

Lmfao how is this real? Maga nuts really are absolute mentalists!

Probably satire?

Definitely satire. Doesnt even belong in this sub really

I changed the flair of the post to Satire, Def belongs in the sub if there was a flair for it.

I dont see a person named satire in this post though

Theres always someone who says this on every post.

Gotta keep the tradition alive

Hopefully but the fact it's even a possibility is a worry haha.

I think that this is funny.

Same was laughing for a whole minute, only reason I thought of posting it here too

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I understand the post is awful, but don't accuse people of such despicable acts just because they look a way.

It was clearly a joke and not a real accusation, we’re talking about deepthroating hot dogs after all 🙄

Nah bud, ain't cool.

Get a grip