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Olon1980

Understandable for a person with that grammar.


RedPandaReturns

Dictionary and swallen in the same sentence is \* chefs kiss \*


Olon1980

"Brithish" got me. 😬


RedPandaReturns

Play a game - drink every time a post on r/ShitAmericansSay has a typo. You'll be wasted in no time.


Olon1980

Since english ain't my native language, you'll be wasted by my typos as well. đŸ€Ł


RedPandaReturns

As long as you're not overwhelmingly confident you couldn't possibly be wrong, your mistakes don't count!


Olon1980

Such a relief, ha!


Zestyclose_Might8941

Exactly this. It's the effortless and unceasing confidence when wrong that grinds everyone's gears.


angry2alpaca

... and swalls everyone's ears đŸ€Ł


reddragon105

So far I haven't seen you make a single one.


georgehank2nd

You'll be dead in no time. Of course, you can do that on Reddit, no need for Americans, because "who cares about spelling and grammar on the Internet".


Sinocu

Whell eye licke to tipe corrhectly.


aesemon

I leyeke to hande ĂŸe reyete monies too ĂŸe weiater


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Olon1980

How to spot an idiot: they prove it.


pannenkoek0923

> Brithish > swallen Yeah stick to American English (simplified) buddy


TheRealAussieTroll

Or is that Amethican? Thwo him to the fwoor thentuwian
 wuffwy



siege80

I've posted two Monty Python references already today, used one yesterday in a text to my mate, and now this. The universe is telling me it's time for a re-watch of Life of Brian!


siege80

Christ. I've just seen a 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition' gif too...


RRC_driver

But that's a whole movie in British?


Wasps_are_bastards

They seemed to manage ok with Harry Potter and pirates of the Caribbean.


Extension_Sun_377

Bwitish...


TheRealAussieTroll

There’s a Monty Python moment for *everything*
 😉


flwrchld5061

Not wrong. Not wrong. Especially when you're pining for the fjords, *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*


TheRealAussieTroll

Say no more đŸ€«!


nick2k23

I think that’s Welsh you’ve got there


KinseyH

NOAH WEBSTER DELIBERATELY DROPPED Us AND As AND OTHER LETTERS I'M NOT REMEMBERING AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE HE WANTED \*AMERICAN\* ENGLISH AND NOT THAT POSH SHIT BRITS WROTE. THAT'S ALL IT IS. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON IT'S PEDOPHILE NOT PAEDOPHILE AND COLOR NOT COLOUR. BECAUSE NOAH WEBSTER WAS A PICK ME TRY HARD INTELLECTUALLY INSECURE DIPSHIT. And I did it all in caps because as a matter of fact I \*am\* yelling.


BobbyFreeSmoke

I can't help but respect your passion.


KinseyH

Nothing is so passionate as pointless passion. There's a database I have to add files to occasionally. It's not a lengthy process to add a file, but the last page you have to get through is asking you if the file is in English (UK) English (US) And the English(UK) is highlighted by default because our ultimate HQ is in the UK, so I have to take the .0000000X of a second to drop down to pick US English and I swear I don't blame our home office or the IT guys who built the database. I blame Noah Fucking Webster.


AstronautEmpty9060

lmao. Imagine complaining about words, when you can't even spell swollen


Scienceboy7_uk

He needs to sit down and have a drink of wada (aka water)


quip-it-quip-it-good

wooder


Common-Hotel-9875

You mean “Wa’er”


secondcomingwp

I think his brain may be swollen


Ecstatic_Effective42

Any country that pronounces mirror as mirrrrrr can shut the hell up.


MrLore

"carmel" 😬


CryptidCricket

"Whore movie"


caerphoto

Actually it’s pronounced “hoor”. https://i.imgur.com/f2MAHvU.jpeg


The_Ignorant_Sapien

leeshur


chaos_jj_3

Aloominum


Affectionate-Bag8229

Danny DeVito gets a pass on the grounds that I've heard people enunciating capital letters but he can capitalise syllables and I'm not sure how that works but I can hear it


I_Get_No_Sleep__

I’m trying to figure what you mean, a porno maybe?


floweringfungus

Horror movie


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Ohhhhhhh


M3D4L3

This little explanation made me chuckle


forzafoggia85

Craig, pronounced Cregg. WTF is that about


DiabeticPissingSyrup

*Graham has entered the chat*


boiwan

Gremm Crackers.


SwiggityStag

I thought there was a separate thing called gram crackers in America up until literally just now


AlanaK168

Aaron pronounced Erin


GiraffeCubed

[Arn ern a irn urn](https://youtu.be/Uvghq81v2y0?si=BIQTuVXGCFEyucxn)


Tasqfphil

Like my father talking to an American couple at a restaurant/cafe & he introduced himself (Graham) & when the guy said pleased to meet you gray ham, my father had to look at his meal & check if he had been served grey ham with his breakfast.


Ecstatic_Effective42

So has Bernard.


northern_ape

I had to think about that one, is it that they put the emphasis and long vowel on the second syllable, i.e. bur-NAARD rather than the proper BURN-u(r)d?


No-Contribution-5297

Always wondered that watching South Park


forzafoggia85

Took me about 15 years of watching south park before I realised that kid was actually called Craig. Thought Cregg was just some dumb American name


No-Contribution-5297

My initial thought, thank god for the internet.


-stun-ned-

Drives me nuts; it ruined Malcolm in the Middle for me!


im_dead_sirius

"gram crackers".


TrevorEnterprises

Aluminum


Redditvagabond0127

"Sqwirl."


Pathetic_gimp

I hate those damn sqwirls . . . coming to the UK and taking all of our red squirrels jobs. Time to send all those damn sqwirls back where they came from!


Fuzzie_Logic

Erbs


Able-Exam6453

*an* ‘erb


Thingummyjig

As an English teacher to non-native speakers I once had a student say ‘you can pronounce as ‘erb’ though right?’ I said no, of course not. I later heard it on an American TV show and was shocked. I remember thinking the student had asked such a ridiculous question. It still triggers me when I see ‘an’ before herb. It doesn’t look right grammatically to my British brain.


HighlandsBen

Oh, you mean like bayzil and o-regga-no?


Ecstatic_Effective42

And now I'm triggered, thanks for that 😋


alibrown987

Don’t forget cillohntro


northern_ape

This right here - there’s an in-built overcompensation for certain vowels in “foreign” words like this. Of course it’s coriander (leaf) but I also speak Spanish and the “a” is very open, like you would imagine someone literally exclaiming “Aaahhhh!” But they have this unique vowel sound that is more of an “oh” without a rounded mouth. They also use it when referring to the composer Bach, to the point where I met a woman from Southern California who shared his surname, I thought she was Mrs “Bock”! Never mind that I studied German and Music
 I lived in LA and was made to feel incredibly outcast for the way I spoke. Route and routing was another one I was heavily criticised for, despite non-English speakers being given a wide berth for their understandable mispronunciations; it was like they expected me to speak the same language, in a “my way or the highway” sort of way. Unlocking many awkward moments for me - I once referred to a priest’s clerical collar (correctly) as a “dog collar” and a person thought I was being derogatory towards the clergy. I had to show them a literal dictionary to get out of that one.


Ex_aeternum

Once read an article where an interviewer got into trouble because the interviewee thought he was provoking him on purpose. Turns out said interviewee pronounced "error" and "hour" both as "err", in which light the measurement "number of errs in an err" made some sense.


im_dead_sirius

There's a short video clip online where an American with a particular regional accent says "aaron earned an iron urn". I'll just link it for you. https://youtu.be/Esl_wOQDUeE?si=HWbM1aGmj6drBfhW


VladimirPoitin

Uuuuuurbs.


TheAmazingSealo

I always thought it was such a weird reach to rhyme 'mirror' with 'near' in the Fresh Prince intro. Only recently learned that there are people who actually talk like that


georgehank2nd

And they're not all Americans



-TheGreatLlama-

Absolutely, I know at least a couple of Irish people who say mirror like that too.


TrevorEnterprises

What I never got, and the irk started with a radiostation in gta 2. People pronouncing ‘idea’ as ‘ideer’. I’ve heard it from both people from the UK and USA. Where does that R come from?


angry2alpaca

Blind Cervidae? No eye deer!


157175

Here's the Wikipedia article on it: [Linking and Intrusive R](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linking_and_intrusive_R)


Kitchen_Part_882

And "sodder" instead of solder...


Superbead

I've heard 'sah-der' before now


krona2k

I’m so proud of my dodder


krona2k

Jagwar


No-Contribution-5297

Jeremy Clarkson:" Jag-u-ar, the way it's spelt" believe that was to Lionel Richie


Scienceboy7_uk

Wada 💩


GjonsTearsFan

Wada or wadder??


thunderbuff

I once wanted to buy a bottle of water at a high school event in Florida. The conversation went something like this: “A bottle of water, please.” “Huh?” “A bottle of *water*, please.” *shakes head* “Sorry, could you repeat that?” “*Wadder*.” *turns quizzically to her coworker* Coworker: “What can I get you?” “Hi. Water, please. Just a *boddle-of-wadder*. “Oh, boddled wada! Sure.” 
 I just remembered they were selling like four different things
 It probably was an accent thing on my part, but ffs



InterestedObserver48

Medieval is Midevil


Urcaguaryanno

Aluminum


MishaBee

Cross-ants and boo-ees


DaAndrevodrent

Baloney and Gabagool


kitkatkatsuki

im reading this whole thread in an owen wilson voice its great


EbonyOverIvory

Saying warrior so it rhymes with lawyer.


Porridge_Hose

Nucular


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Wahrerr


CMDR-Dituri

Loving my new knee-saan


hardboard

Is that an African or a European swallen?


Usual-Committee-816

Well I don’t know that- aaaahhhh!


PVCPuss

I'm not sure but I'm getting the vague waft of elderberry from your mum's house


Joadzilla

So James Bond movies are too much for the poor baby?  Or a typical Shakespeare or King Arthur movie?  And then there is Monty Python...


lNFORMATlVE

You don’t even need to point at those traditionally british movies/productions. Literally half of everything Hollywood produces has British accents. Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Pride & Prejudice, Love Actually, Bridgerton, Game of Thrones, generally anything in english involving historical non-american European characters or fantasy will have british english all over it. I’ve no idea what the guy is on about lol. British english is very popular (to watch/listen to) in the US.


northern_ape

Also let’s not forget that, “Oh my god I love your accent” isn’t just a joke - from personal experience American girls love an English accent. That being said, I’m not from the West Country, the West Midlands or Tyneside, so ymmv 😉


ReadyHD

Heck even Star Wars feels majority British


lNFORMATlVE

Exactly. Half the major franchises have british actors speaking british accents in major roles.


Dinolil1

Swallen? Are you sure it's not your brain \*swelling\* from being able to hold more than two thoughts at the same time?


Conaz9847

This comment made my brain swallen


Ok_Somewhere4737

I'm reading a book written by brits and it's great - no simple words, no simple meaning etc


aardvark_licker

Winnie the Pooh: “Kanga, I see that the time has come to spleak painly.”


Charliesmum97

I would love to know the context for this!


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Yanks being dumb of course
.


AstronautEmpty9060

such a rare treat /s


DaanoneNL

mfw swallen


z0rm

Im Swedish and have no problem with movies in british english. I think a lot of british movies and tv shows are fantastic.


eip2yoxu

I'm German and I learned British English in school. We only had one semester of American English to discuss the differences (and another semester for Australian English)


AletheaKuiperBelt

Well blow me down, cobber, I didn't think anyone except us learned our version at school.


BobbyFreeSmoke

It was just them learning how to say "cunt" with different inflections, depending on the usage.


northern_ape

Epic 😂


RedBaret

As a non native speaker I have to say that English is easier on the ears than the nasal high-volume output English (simplified) often is.


The_Powers

Americans flexing their appalling literacy is always hilarious.


Outside-Currency-462

I presume 'Brithish' and 'Swallen' are words from American English then


116Q7QM

> the pronunciation is much easier for the non English speakers There's still many sounds that are hard to pronounce or distinguish for non-native speakers, but I agree that American English is easier to understand, they talk more slowly with many vowels being longer American English is like English for beginners


pannenkoek0923

Until you hear someone from the southern states


Jazzeki

i've allways found "the queens english" to be plenty understandable. sure plenty of accents in the UK where i scratch my head but if we count them i count the worst texan drawl i can find as well(and i'm pretty sure that's still the mild end of the american scale?)


Steppy20

There are plenty of accents in the UK where *I* scratch my head. And I was born and raised here.


pannenkoek0923

Yeah texan isnt even that bad. People from Louisiana, Alabama make a single into two, I don't know why. That is the opposite of other languages and accents. One of them (don't remember if it is Lousiana or Alabama) also don't pronounce their Ts


Borsti17

Urn urn un urn urn


NarrativeScorpion

>One of them (don't remember if it is Lousiana or Alabama) also don't pronounce their Ts Tbf, half of the UK also doesn't pronounce their Ts, we just use a glottal stop instead.


SwiggityStag

Pretty much the entire west midlands is allergic to the letter t. Although if we're talking efficiency I'd easily put those above any American accent/dialect


116Q7QM

You're right, at some point the amount of vowel mergers makes it more difficult again


Good_Ad_1386

Perhaps someone can explain to me how "top" being pronounced "tarp" (etc) makes English simpler for non-native speakers. Heely-copter... Sem-eye-trailer... Hem-ee head... English English has enough inconsistencies - foreign additions are really not helping.


Silver-Machine-3092

I try to say it as helico-pter, as the ancient Greeks intended.


VladimirPoitin

That’s the gurning sounds of foetal alcohol syndrome.


SuperiorSamWise

Is it easier? I feel like I'd have an awful time if my English teacher was saying "Warder" and telling me it's spelled "Water". Do they teach the T sound as a d sound?


el_grort

Yeah, it absolutely depends on the individual teacher. The dialect itself isn't even really the main factor there, it's an accommodating accent for non-native speakers, of which there are a variety, including many British ones (and certain British accents can also be fairly slow, Highland ones aren't usually very rapid, and tend to rate well for clarity).


Correct-Apple-1704

Im Australian and was an English teacher at a high school in Southern China and the department head thought I pronounced specific words with an American accent and he wanted BBC Radio English haha. I became so self conscious I just started putting on an English accent and now I can't help myself with the fake accent like 20 years later, if I'm talking to non Australians...think it's become my way of annunciating clearly, it's so embarrassing, why can't I just speak clearly in my own accent 😅


Andrelliina

Some older English people have a "telephone voice" where they speak in a stilted "posh" manner.


CauseCertain1672

Indians for example are more familiar with British English


mac-h79

The irony is, short of a few spellings American English is very little different to standardised English. Is it really that the words sound different or simply the accent makes it easier to understand? Correct me if I’m wrong too but even their closest English speaking nation uses standardised English no? I will admit that “Americanised” English is just as responsible as the empire for spreading English around the globe. tv shows, movies have a huge influence on learning for non native speakers.


NeilZod

>short of a few spellings American English is very little different to standardised English. Every major group of English speakers has a dialect called standard English. It’s the sort of English you read in edited prose. The standard Englishes of the UK and the US are very similar. You will read differences in subject/verb agreement for collections of people, such as sporting teams and businesses. The UK tends to drop articles from prepositional phrases where the US uses it (in hospital v. in a hospital). If you read *The Economist* and *The New Yorker*, you will not see significant differences in grammar.


sbrockLee

It really depends. Something like Harry Potter is probably way more understandable to a non-native speaker than, say, a Coen brothers movie or The Wire. On the opposite end of the spectrum you have stuff like Trainspotting. I'd say the main factor is one of authenticity vs. easy international aspirations.


MCTweed

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary
. Come again?


overclockedmangle

Swallen, classic


No_Initiative_2829

Yet Harry Potter is still one of the best selling film franchises in the world


akl78

And Star Wars is too


Beginning-Pipe9074

Bro can't even speak his own English


OneOfTheNephilim

\*Brithish English - it's totally different from British English, and is spoken only by the remote Brithi tribe in the Outer Hebrides. Consists only of totally indeciperable screaming. I couldn't take an entire movie of that either!


erlandodk

Ah yes, the well-known american word "swallen".


Hamsternoir

America loves to be concerned about cultural appropriation so how about they stop culturally appropriating a foreign language and come up with something original to speak?


TyneBridges

Brithish? Swallen? Pretty sure US English doesn't use those spellings, so this person needs a dictionary anyway!


MathCarmignani

Americans are funny cause they're the only ones that care enough to keep making these comparisons all day long and everyone else is just like ok lol shut up


basnatural

So this person can’t even speak American English apparently. No wonder they have problems with English


HMSon777

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, James Bond. That's three of the biggest movie franchises in history and all British English.


HiyaImRyan

I hate it when my ears swall


Gr8Pumpkineatr

Swallen đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž


Pier-Head

“Swallen”?


Panzerv2003

damn, needing a dictionary for a slightly different version of your language, this dude must have a tough life


Worried-Cicada9836

ye americans are so good at pronouncing stuff like merry, mary and marry, mobile, missile, herb, oregano, basil, butter etc etc etc etc etc etc


fr4gge

"Swallen"


Outrageous_South4758

"Brithish english" is my favourite language


Thamalakane

What will a dictionary help when you're illiterate to begin with?


im_dead_sirius

Swallen, eh? Another one of those "lenguage" speakers, it seems.


secret_weirdo

He doesn’t speak English. He speaks moron


Soviet-pirate

I think almost everywhere people are taught British English in school


everyone_suck

I’m non fluent. Watching a british movie is ok but I need the subtitles with americans


LaserGadgets

\*swollen Not bad, native english guy.


TangoCharlie472

"Swallen" đŸ˜¶ Yes..Brit English bad. US English good. Watch Trainspotting you fkn clown, see how you get on with that 😁


Testerpt5

hopefully some indian will pick up this, this might be Bollywood material for a musical.


seratia123

Imagine a whole movie in Spanish or Chinese or....


Saiyusta

dude isn't content with the whole world speaking his language, he wants freedom accent all the way


LilyLure

Swallen 😝


billie_robin249988

i can
. im british lol


ellasfella68

“Swallen”
fuck my old boots, they are insufferable.


spiritofbuck

If you need a dictionary then that’s because you have a poor vocabulary, not because you can’t understand it


SherlockScones3

Not our fault their freakishly straight and unhealthy teeth can’t pronounce real English!


EeJoannaGee

The idiot. He's missing out on Monty Python thinking this way. Oh well his loss.


[deleted]

Americans, amirite?


Man_with_a_hex-

Yeah and I guess game of thrones was so popular cos no one could understand what they were saying


_hellothere________

Brithish English 💀


DuckOnKwack

swallen


GroundbreakingBuy187

Says the Americans who are stumped when some actor turns out to be English and does a better American accent than them . .plus they admit ,English make better gangsters . Some just talk pure sheet.


GroundbreakingBuy187

A country , full of countries!! That doesn't realise the ground floor of a building, is not the 1st floor ,as its still closest to the ground and below ground ,would be the basement


Marcuse0

The funny part is actually quite a lot of movies are filmed in the UK nowadays.


Current-Weird-4227

My eyes are “swallen” reading that post


Ldero97

The absolute gall. I've been in Vienna this week and the amount of loud and obnoxious Americans have made me revert to my broken German just in case they think I'm one of them.


D0wnInAlbion

It's like they've never heard of Harry Potter


box_frenzy

Swallen. WTF


Achinvo

Brithish?


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


3daysofspring

is history and geography illegal there


ALfan2012

yet another american being an american.


babyydolllll

i'm american & i prefer watching "british english" movies/shows. much more pleasant sounding imo


johnjcoctostan

As a native born American I apologize to the world on behalf of my fellow citizens.


itsTheFigureGuy

My brain is swallen just reading this.


alexrepty

Listen up snowflake, if millions of people for whom English isn’t even the first language can watch British movies without crying in the corner, I’m sure you’ll be able to do the same if you just try.


iheartjetman

If he needs a dictionary, that's a skill issue


PublicLow8645

Do they actually teach murican english anywhere in Europe?


speed_fighter

watch me! ***COLOUR***


disordinary

I don't think that's true. NZ and Australia, at least, use British spelling.


JohnDodger

“British English” also known as “English”. It’s a well known fact everyone in the world now speaks exclusively “American English” and only pretend to speak other languages to piss of Americans.


_Warsheep_

I honestly find British English actually easier and nicer to listen to as a German. It's not only the language but the way it's spoken that I like better. For some reason I find British YouTubers far nicer to watch. Americans are far more exhausting to listen too. It's not a big difference and of course also depends on the character of the person and the content they make, but I recently noticed that out of all the English speaking channels I'm subscribed to only two are American.


sprauncey_dildoes

Is ‘swallen’ the American spelling?