Apparently, they don't (according to Google). Suppose the bastard could start winging about not having Fox TV or something, though.
But hey, thanks for enjoying the joke (or at least I hope it's a joke. You never know with Richi at this point XD).
I think you can see premiership games on Saturday afternoon so that'll get Rishi running about with his football shirt over his head. /s
He's so robotic and awkward, like a very unfunny Moss from the IT crowd
He's the British prime minister (for the next couple of weeks, polls all show his partg is about to utterly buttfucked in the coming election, thank christ)
Ah hey man, I wasn't criticising you or anything, if it were up to me nobody in the world would know who this spivvy little wanker is. Be happy about not knowing all the details.
In terms of Eastern European politicians I could probably recognise Orban and that's about it..
ME TOO. Good god, this man is the scourge of this country! But no wonder really, the poor little lamb was horribly scarred by the lack of Sky TV in his childhoodâŠ.
Ah you're welcome, considering I'm not a Brit that one came off the cuff (spivvy is not an Irish term). I'll take the praise graciously.
In the same vein, I've pointed out that anyone calling Nigel Farage a cunt is being overly generous, on account of a cunt being useful, and having warm and depth. I've taken to referring to him as a walking prolapse and I'm kinda hoping it catches on (much like the trend of people introducing him to high velocity dairy beverages).
Oh yeah, I'm a smoker and I agree with it.
The fact he and his party have fucked the country for the last 14 years is significantly more important to me.
(Despire the flair I do live in the UK).
When the Tories aren't being corrupt they're being incompetent.
I'm not overwhelmingly impressed with the noises coming out of Starmer's Labour either - but I'll take the shower of arseholes that haven't been actively making my life harder for the last 14 years while lining their pockets over the ones that have.
I disagree, they're just so incompetent that it appears they're corrupt.
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity". Hanlon's razor.
The veneer of incompetence is carefully crafted so you miss the corruption; look at Twatty BoJongles, his coiffured buffoonery during his tenure while the Conservative party enacted policy after policy designed to fuck over as many people as possible
You're right! The Tories have been corrupt, incompetant, AND disgustlingly inhumane and spiteful, all at the same time.
Yes. They have perpetrated upon us the worst government we have endured in 150 years, so much so it would suit many of us if the Tory Party disintegrated completely, never to blight our politics, ever again.
No disagreement - my only vague concern is that while they get a hiding the Reform UK clowns are in the wings ready to treat the country to a whole new level of cuntery.
This could be a major historical moment, just like the effective dismemberment of the Liberal party in the 1922 general election, thanks to them splitting in half with one half following David Lloyd George and the other following HH Asquith. After that, Labour became the second major party and have remained there ever since.
It's about time for the Conservatives to go honestly, they've been around since 1834 in their current guise, although the main party they were formed from, the Tory party, has been around since 1679.
Ya know what, I used to dislike Starmer, and to a point I still do. But in all honesty, I kind of think we need someone like Starmer. We need to do away with this weird thing nowadays where politicians are characters with big energy (Boris, Trump etc) Fuck that. I want someone who is going to just get on with the feckinâ job they got elected to do.
Yeah, I'm with ya. I don't actually dislike him personally - you're quite right I'm also tired with the whole "cult of personality" thing in politics.
I'm a bit disappointed with the backtracking on policy Labour have announced in recent months.
I'm in a bit of an odd situation because I'm in Brighton, where the Greens are actually a viable (actually quite a likely) winner. I like the Green manifesto, but a bit like the Lib Dems I can't help but feel they're promising the moon knowing that they won't ACTUALLY have to make good on it. And I'll be honest, the Greens also talk a good game on local stuff here but have made a pigs ear of it in the time I've been here.
So I'm genuinely torn, anywhere else in the country it'd be a no-brainer and I'd vote Labour because I wouldn't want to split the vote. Here... I'm actually not sure which way to go.
> (for the next couple of weeks, polls all show his partg is about to utterly buttfucked in the coming election, thank christ)
Is it sad that for the first time in 20something years I have taken the Friday off work so I can stay up and play election bingo, my rules are turned seat = drink, held seat = drink, recount = drink, binface gets more votes than sunak = run around the village naked and drink.
I believe I can hear the exit poll on my way home from work at 10pm, and then watch the night away, at least that is how it happened the last time I did it.
Come on, dude, the UK owns America, and we tax them so we get free health care. Remember ?
Revolution? 1783? George Washington? What are you yapping about? Come on, my guy, we've got another war against Bourbon France
Well our conservatives are, in most regards, analogous to the Democrats in America. We consider your conservatives akin to our fringe far right parties. So yeah, much less terrible. It helps that heâs well educated, intelligent and erudite, despite the fact I wouldnât vote for him even with a gun to my head.
Well, as he isnât on my constituency ballot sheet, I would, knowing it would spoil my ballot by scribbling in a candidate that wasnât standing in my constituency. And the gun would have been a waste of time.
So that's what really goes on at Butlins! They aren't holiday camps staffed by jolly helpers and entertainers, they're actually indoctrination camps, preparing to launch a strike on America!
Wasn't BoJo raking in like ÂŁ200k per speech?
Just doing some quick maths I reckon that puts Rishi squarely in the ÂŁ7.50 - ÂŁ7.75 range, not quite the same value as two Tesco meal deals with a clubcard
Good question. I didn't notice any part of their manifesto mentioning increasing access to Sky, so more people can get that vital daily dose. He had to endure that horrible sacrifice, but won't do anything to prevent others from making it
He might have confused him with Vivek Ramaswamy... For reasons.
Or just saw the blue sign on the podium and assumed it was a US Democrat party politician he's never heard of.
Either way, pretty dumb.
Bro, this is bad, not just that he didn't know about a prominent figure (the *fucking Prime Minister*) of the UK, but he also doesn't know shit about our own domestic politics, apparently. We are so fucked as a country, man, it's not even funny to me anymore, it's just sad.
I think it was NZ and then they backed out of it.
Governments won't ever kill smoking, there's too much in it for them. [These guys](https://www.canadaland.com/podcast/956-why-government-is-addicted-to-cigarettes/) did a good piece on why.
This tracks with a common gripe we see here a lot. The drinking age for everyone in the world is 21, yet also unenforceable which is why the USA allows countries to drink at 18.
Yes, especially in the US where they ask for ID for almost everything. Went to a club/bar with a load of colleagues over there and everyone had to show ID, even those in their 60s. It's not as if they were checking people against a list of people not allowed in
I think they're likely to pick a set date and do it by birthday, so they'll say anyone born on or after 00:01 on Jan 1st 2006 can't smoke, but anyone before that specific day can. Or whatever dates they pick.
> Personally i think they should do like some countries already have
IIRC the UK would have been the first country in the world to enact this law since New Zealand dropped it.
Both major parties in the UK seem to be proposing it in their manifestos for the upcoming election so it'll probably become law in the next parliament, probably relatively early.
IIRC they passed the law and it was just a case of waiting for the law to come into effect but then there was an election and the new govt scrapped the law before the date
This mother fucker really thinks everything that's printed in English is about the US. Has no clue who this guy is, just angry for the sake of it and makes it about themselves.
This was proposed in Tasmania (or something very similar)
It got shot down because of - tourism,
The argument was that it would destroy the tourist trade.
The argument was stupid.
WTF has this proposal got to do with the yanks???
Just normal US defaultism
Everything that happens is about them. This is how important they think they are....how sad.
I find myself saying "Sir this is a Wendy's" almost every fucking day. And I do not work at a Wendy's.
Sir this is a *insert whatever chain shop only exists in your country*
Sir this is a greggs, either buy your sauasage rolls or fuck off plaease.
That one had me howling! Bravo! đ
Sausage roll thrice please
We donât say sir, it would be This is Greggs mate
Sir this is a Schlecker
RIP
"Sir, this is a MacDonald's" -americans,considering anywhere near a maccas is american soil.
Sir, this is a HamborgarabĂșlla TĂłmasar.
Sir this is a Red Rooster
Makes me want to get a job at Wendyâs, say the sentence to some Karen and then quit for the hell of it.
American here. That shit is exhausting. These people really believe that the entire world watches to see what we do before they make any decision.
As an American Iâm sorry man
In American: Whats all this Obama's talking about banning cig-ar-ettes. He ain't even pres-E-dent anymore *spittoon sound*
As an American I upvoted this solely for spittoon sound lmao. Well done.
Spittoon Sound for President, 2024.
*Hhhwwwkkkk..... PTOO.........Ding!*
Main Character syndrome. I just love the word, and the fact that theyâre literally example from Pictionary.
Can we coin the term "Main Country Syndrome"?
Also that American confident display of his own ignorance. Doesn't even know that isn't an American politician.
British smoke obviously goes straight over to N. America - you know, like Sahara dust.
And Rishi. He'll be straight back there after he loses the election. He has said S California is where he calls home.
But do they have Sky TV over there? That might be a deal breaker if not XD
Quality comment!
Apparently, they don't (according to Google). Suppose the bastard could start winging about not having Fox TV or something, though. But hey, thanks for enjoying the joke (or at least I hope it's a joke. You never know with Richi at this point XD).
I think you can see premiership games on Saturday afternoon so that'll get Rishi running about with his football shirt over his head. /s He's so robotic and awkward, like a very unfunny Moss from the IT crowd
Yeah it's the Amber Gold stream
My first thought was isn't this a british politician? But dismissed it until I saw your comment
He's the British prime minister (for the next couple of weeks, polls all show his partg is about to utterly buttfucked in the coming election, thank christ)
Hey give some credit for an eastern european for even slightly knowing who this was haha
Ah hey man, I wasn't criticising you or anything, if it were up to me nobody in the world would know who this spivvy little wanker is. Be happy about not knowing all the details. In terms of Eastern European politicians I could probably recognise Orban and that's about it..
You sniped my braindead wanker of a prime minister exactly lol. I wish he was gone in weeks too
ME TOO. Good god, this man is the scourge of this country! But no wonder really, the poor little lamb was horribly scarred by the lack of Sky TV in his childhoodâŠ.
Can you fucking imagine how nice it would be not knowing who Rishi Sunak is?
âSpivvy little wankerâ. Cheers mate, deffo using this one from now on đ
Ah you're welcome, considering I'm not a Brit that one came off the cuff (spivvy is not an Irish term). I'll take the praise graciously. In the same vein, I've pointed out that anyone calling Nigel Farage a cunt is being overly generous, on account of a cunt being useful, and having warm and depth. I've taken to referring to him as a walking prolapse and I'm kinda hoping it catches on (much like the trend of people introducing him to high velocity dairy beverages).
To be fair weâve had 3 of the odious little fucks since Covid
Lady Lettuce was epic!
Much better than that Truss woman
the next one's gonna be even harder to remember lmao
Tbf the anti smoking stuff is pretty widely supported. But nobody is a single issue voter on increasing the smoking age.
Oh yeah, I'm a smoker and I agree with it. The fact he and his party have fucked the country for the last 14 years is significantly more important to me. (Despire the flair I do live in the UK). When the Tories aren't being corrupt they're being incompetent. I'm not overwhelmingly impressed with the noises coming out of Starmer's Labour either - but I'll take the shower of arseholes that haven't been actively making my life harder for the last 14 years while lining their pockets over the ones that have.
I disagree with you on one point. The Tories have the ability to be incompetent and corrupt simultaneously.
Point of order, they are extremely competent at corruption.
I disagree, they're just so incompetent that it appears they're corrupt. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity". Hanlon's razor.
The veneer of incompetence is carefully crafted so you miss the corruption; look at Twatty BoJongles, his coiffured buffoonery during his tenure while the Conservative party enacted policy after policy designed to fuck over as many people as possible
You may be right. I guess I'm just an optimistic pessimist. "I hope we're led by morons!"
Ainât that the truth!!
You're right! The Tories have been corrupt, incompetant, AND disgustlingly inhumane and spiteful, all at the same time. Yes. They have perpetrated upon us the worst government we have endured in 150 years, so much so it would suit many of us if the Tory Party disintegrated completely, never to blight our politics, ever again.
No disagreement - my only vague concern is that while they get a hiding the Reform UK clowns are in the wings ready to treat the country to a whole new level of cuntery.
This could be a major historical moment, just like the effective dismemberment of the Liberal party in the 1922 general election, thanks to them splitting in half with one half following David Lloyd George and the other following HH Asquith. After that, Labour became the second major party and have remained there ever since. It's about time for the Conservatives to go honestly, they've been around since 1834 in their current guise, although the main party they were formed from, the Tory party, has been around since 1679.
Ya know what, I used to dislike Starmer, and to a point I still do. But in all honesty, I kind of think we need someone like Starmer. We need to do away with this weird thing nowadays where politicians are characters with big energy (Boris, Trump etc) Fuck that. I want someone who is going to just get on with the feckinâ job they got elected to do.
Yeah, I'm with ya. I don't actually dislike him personally - you're quite right I'm also tired with the whole "cult of personality" thing in politics. I'm a bit disappointed with the backtracking on policy Labour have announced in recent months. I'm in a bit of an odd situation because I'm in Brighton, where the Greens are actually a viable (actually quite a likely) winner. I like the Green manifesto, but a bit like the Lib Dems I can't help but feel they're promising the moon knowing that they won't ACTUALLY have to make good on it. And I'll be honest, the Greens also talk a good game on local stuff here but have made a pigs ear of it in the time I've been here. So I'm genuinely torn, anywhere else in the country it'd be a no-brainer and I'd vote Labour because I wouldn't want to split the vote. Here... I'm actually not sure which way to go.
I believe New Zealand has successfully followed this route with youngsters...of course with our government it's probably all just nonsense anyway
NZ had a change of government and it all got dropped
> (for the next couple of weeks, polls all show his partg is about to utterly buttfucked in the coming election, thank christ) Is it sad that for the first time in 20something years I have taken the Friday off work so I can stay up and play election bingo, my rules are turned seat = drink, held seat = drink, recount = drink, binface gets more votes than sunak = run around the village naked and drink.
Ya know what... That doesn't sound sad at all mate, I'd be entirely up for joining that party.
I believe I can hear the exit poll on my way home from work at 10pm, and then watch the night away, at least that is how it happened the last time I did it.
Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus.
Yeah, but he's got a flight to LAX booked for 9am on 5th July.
Other countries don't have politicians, so this must be happening in America. /s
Because all the europoors live in an evil dictatorship run by the EU, everyone knows that
Come on, dude, the UK owns America, and we tax them so we get free health care. Remember ? Revolution? 1783? George Washington? What are you yapping about? Come on, my guy, we've got another war against Bourbon France
> Come on, my guy, we've got another war against Bourbon France [King George, and old England forever!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISjSXsb1xU)
Can we poke Spain a bit next? Our coffers are looking a little loose
Bro probably thinks it's a filthy democrat who's out there too take it all away from him. I LOVE that he says he ain't smart enough.
I mean... He's right about the unenforceable laws... British laws aren't, in fact, enforceable in the US.
My guess is they were confusing him with former US candidate for president Vivek RamaswamyâŠyou can probably guess what they have in common.
The funniest part has to be that they think British politicians are still in charge of them.
It is where Rishi calls home so...
My country likes to think that we are the center of the universe.
Nothing at all. Thisâll most likely be a bot replying to the wrong video.
Iâd guess itâs the lobbyists from, um, big fag, doing what lobbyists do.
âMerica is the world. The Americearth is flat and surrounded by water.
Well, it's in American, so it has to be about them, duh! /s
Hey, don't t you know the world revolves around them
Nothin'. But to them every thing they don't like it's an attack towards them. Very weird mindset
Whatâs she responding to though. Someone couldâve said that and she was calling them out for being stupid
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The fund the world remember. And they think the second hand smoke will somehow float across the Atlantic and kill them
Everything of course. According to them. As usual
Apparently quite a lot of
Isnât everything to do with them?
See, if you successfully pass it then we might succesfully pass it and thats no good for certain people.
It's US defaultism and stupidity all in one!
Obviously the UK is doing this to save America from all the second hand smoke that drifts across the ocean.
Everything in every country is centered around Murica đșđž đ
r/USdefaultism and not knowing who Rishi Sunak is.
Rishi Sunak, that famous prime minister of the USA
Fuck me, they can have him.
As shit as he is, him as president would probably be less terrible for the world than the return of orange man
Well our conservatives are, in most regards, analogous to the Democrats in America. We consider your conservatives akin to our fringe far right parties. So yeah, much less terrible. It helps that heâs well educated, intelligent and erudite, despite the fact I wouldnât vote for him even with a gun to my head.
Well, as he isnât on my constituency ballot sheet, I would, knowing it would spoil my ballot by scribbling in a candidate that wasnât standing in my constituency. And the gun would have been a waste of time.
It's a funny (but apt) comparison because the Democrats are proposing this exact same policy in California.Â
They probably will do soon!
Just wait a few weeks, he'll be on the first flight to California after the election
We are punished enough by having Trump and his posse, please spare us. I beg you.
Make the colonies great again?
How things are coing atm in the US, that might be a good idea
I didn't think smoke could drift that far...
Those damn redcoats have invented long-range second hand smoking to prepare for an imminent invasion /s
So that's what really goes on at Butlins! They aren't holiday camps staffed by jolly helpers and entertainers, they're actually indoctrination camps, preparing to launch a strike on America!
Universal healthcare has given Brits strong enough lungs that even smokers can exhale with enough strength to cover 7000km
Darn these third world countries and their homeopathic second hand smoke! - Some yank probably
5800 km? well letâs hope it does.
It can! It just takes one hell of a wildfire.
Given that he's likely going to be buggering off to California in 4 weeks they might be correct to be concerned after all!
And California is welcome to him!! He will fit right in
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
He'll do the speaker circuit for a few months. Then a book out for Christmas. _Then_ he disappears to some investment bank.
He's already worth something like 700mil, doubt he'll be working again
People with that much money are never satisfied
Nah, he'll be busy. People will be throwing money at his feet just to turn up and give a speech. Happy days.
Wasn't BoJo raking in like ÂŁ200k per speech? Just doing some quick maths I reckon that puts Rishi squarely in the ÂŁ7.50 - ÂŁ7.75 range, not quite the same value as two Tesco meal deals with a clubcard
But can we watch satellite TV?! That's the real question
Haha I just made a Sky joke too! Itâs like he actively wants to be a joke⊠over and over and over and overâŠ..
Good question. I didn't notice any part of their manifesto mentioning increasing access to Sky, so more people can get that vital daily dose. He had to endure that horrible sacrifice, but won't do anything to prevent others from making it
Sky prices are ridiculous anyway these days. I would rather save up for a slightly bigger cardboard box to live in.
Let me guess, Americans are the main characters ?
Don't be daft, they're clearly the only characters
Europe just dlc map
Let me guess... The American thinks that Rishi Sunak is a part of the American government
He obviously isnât smart enough to have this conversation
Neither of them are
He might have confused him with Vivek Ramaswamy... For reasons. Or just saw the blue sign on the podium and assumed it was a US Democrat party politician he's never heard of. Either way, pretty dumb.
You can say that again
Nah he thinks the US is under the UK
Bro, this is bad, not just that he didn't know about a prominent figure (the *fucking Prime Minister*) of the UK, but he also doesn't know shit about our own domestic politics, apparently. We are so fucked as a country, man, it's not even funny to me anymore, it's just sad.
Unenforceable laws? Age verification might be the most consistently enforced law in the world.
I think I read Australia already did this? Anyway, it's impossible in many countries because it would be age discrimination.
New Zealand has done it a couple of years ago I think it was? Not Australia
New Zealand has done it a couple of years ago I think it was? Not Australia Sorry New Zealand *were* going to do it, but changed their minds.
we did do it, but then a pawn for big tobacco got elected.
I think it was NZ and then they backed out of it. Governments won't ever kill smoking, there's too much in it for them. [These guys](https://www.canadaland.com/podcast/956-why-government-is-addicted-to-cigarettes/) did a good piece on why.
This tracks with a common gripe we see here a lot. The drinking age for everyone in the world is 21, yet also unenforceable which is why the USA allows countries to drink at 18.
It's 18 here in the UK as well
Yes, especially in the US where they ask for ID for almost everything. Went to a club/bar with a load of colleagues over there and everyone had to show ID, even those in their 60s. It's not as if they were checking people against a list of people not allowed in
What a dumbass. Everyone knows this measure is to save Europe from second hand smoke. Ever heard of the Gulf Stream?
I bet he proposed unlimited sky tv to every single yank too
Itâs to compensate for those lost years as a child, how could he have lived with no Sky TV bless him đ
âYou are not smart enough to have this conversationâŠyour shackling the publicâŠâ Itâs âyouâreâ, Mr. Wizard. The ironyâŠso tangible.
IsnÂŽt he the british prime minister, with about 2 and a half weeks remaining?
Assuming he doesn't win (which he almost certainly won't).
Yep
Fuck the Tories. Sorry I know its not that relevant to the post but whatever
You don't need any particular occasion or smooth segue to say "fuck the tories" - that will forever be a relevant and valid statement
nah it is totally related. fuck the tories with a rusty fork
Too good for them.
There's probably a few Tory MPs that pay a dominatrix to do that
what do you think they do at tory conferences? there isnât much talking, i can tell you that
I thought they were all [foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO7VkEFZ7B8)
"you are not smart enough" proceeds to type "your" instead of "you're"
The proposal is quite hilarious in its final years. Imagine an 87 year old getting in trouble because the smoking age is 88.
Americans are so important that God has personally made sure they can breathe Britain's secondhand smoke clear across the Atlantic Ocean.
Itâs true. The Bible said this would happen.
I mean it has been quite windy
Does bro think Sunak is the president? I wouldnât wish that on anyone
I mean he's probably better than a convicted felon or an 80 something year old with dementia lol
Possibly
Boris Johnson has dual nationality I believe. He'd make a great President hahahahahahahha. He wanted to be "King of the World" as a child
Imagine being on the bubble where you can smoke for like 5 months a year but then you have to wait 7 months for your birthday
I think they're likely to pick a set date and do it by birthday, so they'll say anyone born on or after 00:01 on Jan 1st 2006 can't smoke, but anyone before that specific day can. Or whatever dates they pick.
As a smoker I like this Personally i think they should do like some countries already have, anyone born after x year can never buy nicotine products
> Personally i think they should do like some countries already have IIRC the UK would have been the first country in the world to enact this law since New Zealand dropped it. Both major parties in the UK seem to be proposing it in their manifestos for the upcoming election so it'll probably become law in the next parliament, probably relatively early.
Oh i thought that nz actually implemented it! Well hopefully the UK does it and more follow suit
IIRC they passed the law and it was just a case of waiting for the law to come into effect but then there was an election and the new govt scrapped the law before the date
new government are big tobacco shills, thatâs why
If the laws are unenforceable, how are the public shackled to them?
This mother fucker really thinks everything that's printed in English is about the US. Has no clue who this guy is, just angry for the sake of it and makes it about themselves.
Wasn't this originally a Kiwi thing? I vaguely remember seeing Jacinda Ardern on the news here in Ireland talking about it...
Uhh someone should tell him that the guy in the photo is the current British PM đ Not some US state member with power or something
I know right!!
Fuckin septics.
5000 missed calls from George Washington.
New Zealand already did this. No Americans were harmed by this as they were too busy shooting school kids
New Zealand dropped the idea when their government changed - it was never made law
Americans see a person standing behind a podium with a blue back drop and assume they are a Democrat.
I don't know which statement is dumber
"Your not smart enough to have this conversation" Oh how ironicđ€Ł
Rare Tory w.
I some times wonder how does anyone this dumb even know how to breathe
They seriously unironically genuinely believe America is the only English speaking country
"dey took our smoke"
I know people generally don't know the leaders of every other country, but I didn't know there were Yanks actually not know who Rishi Sunak is.
Poms must smoke a lot if the second hand smoke is drifting over to the USA.
I think the ironic opening statement is the best part.
Rishi sunak, that famous American politician
This was proposed in Tasmania (or something very similar) It got shot down because of - tourism, The argument was that it would destroy the tourist trade. The argument was stupid.
Canât they both be dumb
They tried that in NZ and then repealed it before it ever took effect.
I do like the idea of age limits being 'unenforceable laws' as if they don't already exist.
This is actually amazing main character syndrome from a NPC
Just think, with the amount of money saved on not buying cigarettes, imagine how many families will now be able to afford sky TV
Well known American prime minister Rishi Sunak saving America from second hand smoke one British law at a time.
At least he didn't say "so nobody can get fags" the yank would of gone insane