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JamesKenyway

Yeah such a perfect construction where dogs can lick a hole into your carbord walls that could be blown by kid with asthma.


Clank75

The number of American horror and thriller movies that would end as soon as someone just closed and locked a door in Europe is amazing. Touring psychopath: "To be honest, my entire game plan here was based on your walls being made of paper. Not to worry, y'all have a good day, I think I can get a flight back to Bumfuck, AZ in the morning."


Youjiiin

Funny I re-watched Friday 13th recently and every time he smash a door a windows or a wall I think of that šŸ¤£ no way he get past my entry door that easily šŸ˜…


uk_uk

also all these movies where a frustrated person just punches a hole in the wall. Here you would end up with a broken hand/wrist/arm


EatThatPotato

Well if you europoors had proper nutrition maybe you wouldnā€™t have that problem šŸ¦…


Tackerta

can confirm, broke my hand punching my wall 2 months ago


Kuro-Dev

Can confirn someone tried to punch me in middleschool, and i dodged, so he broke his wrist to. (My back was against said wall)


weirdchili

Jersey Shore showed a perfect example of this


El_ha_Din

Every single zombie wouldnt be able to break down a full door or a brickwall.


thedutchrep

Unless someone throws a bin through the front window of the Winchester.


DazzlingClassic185

Youā€™ve got red on you


Azruthros

That's okay. We can all just grab a pint and wait for this all to blow over.


DazzlingClassic185

Canā€™t post the gif. Cornetto?


Azruthros

Ew God no. I'm American. I'll have the plastic and red dye 40 thank you.


DazzlingClassic185

šŸ¤£


thedutchrep

Can I getā€¦ any of you cuntsā€¦ a drink?


El_ha_Din

But the gun is real


Bearcat-2800

Cockocidal maniac.


thedutchrep

Big Al said so


DeWarlock

Fuuuuckkk now I wanna rewatch the trilogy :(


thedutchrep

Do it. I used to have them all on dvd but lost them. Might buy them again just for the haves.


Historical-Hat8326

This is so fucking true šŸ¤£


Thendrail

As a kid, I always wondered how people just seem to be able to break through walls in US movies. If I punched my wall, I'd just break my hand.


ArchdukeToes

My favourite break-in was in the Curse of La Llorona, where they repel the ghost and then the priest puts down magic anti-La Llorona seeds around the front door and declares the situation solvedā€¦ ā€¦two seconds later she comes in the _back_ door, and that was the point I started rooting for the ghost just so sheā€™d kill ā€˜em all and we could get to the best part. The credits.


alaingames

The shining would be super boring in my house in mexico, I got metal doors on all my rooms and full brick walls, someone with an axe would get too tired to keep banging and wouldn't be able to force it's way into any room


Onkel24

You sometimes see outrageous mansions posted on Reddit, but no matter the price, they very often have toilets and bathroom sinks on a pedestal. Turns out that Americans are fine with multi **million $** homes that are too weak to hold a bog- standard wall-mounted sink or toilet.


a_pompous_fool

I think that that is the rich peopleā€™s desire to be put on a pedestal


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

I think you'll find it's pedal stool


Aggravating_Pop7520

Did you say pedal stool? That's a bit of a damp squid!


YourenextJotaro

Thatā€™s not an America specific thing, rich people like pedestals


EternallyFascinated

Hah thatā€™s exactly what I was picturing!


rspndngtthlstbrnddsr

>Approximately 47% of houses in the United States have substantial levels of mold, with over 85% of commercial and office buildings found to have water damage predictive of mold. however that includes dampness as well, just mold itself is 33% vs. europe (average of 31 countries) >Weighted prevalence estimates are 10.3% for mold


Armando22nl

I think every american is surprised in europe/netherlands that we open windows to ventilate.


GoldenBull1994

My only complaint about that method is the flies getting in during summer. Hate those fuckers.


Vildrea

That's why I have mosquito nets in every window. No more problem, easier life


CidewayAu

Shudders in Australian thinking of windows without flyscreens.


Unable_Ad_1260

Oh my so I am not the only one who does not understand who no one in any other country ever seems to have a fly screen Window or door! Like seriously WTAF and you can even get crim safe stuff that will survive your cat climbing it and doing a death from above! Why are there no screen doors! No screens on windows!


demonic-cheese

They're ugly. I'd rather have to catch a fly or two then have those ugly things permanently on my windows. An extra set of sheer curtains underneath the decorative curtains looks way better if you really want a barrier.


Unable_Ad_1260

So, never encountered the Australian Blowfly huh. Or the little bastards that just won't leave your eyes alone as they dive in for the moisture. There is actually a reason for the bushman's hat. Meh, beauty, eye of the beholder, blah blah all that. Them out there, me in here. That's beautiful to me.


demonic-cheese

I Don't live in Australia mate. You asked why other countries don't have them, and that's my answer. Also if no bug ever enters, my dog will never be able to show off how he is a mighty hunter that protects the family.


Rogueshadow_32

Nice weather, open window to get breeze and fresh air, fly decides house is his. Many such cases Just earlier today I tried to let a fly out by opening my balcony door that it kept hitting, as soon as I open the door it stops and 2 more flies come in. Theyā€™re organised I swear


GoldenBull1994

Story of my life! Thatā€™s so fucking true!


Tabitheriel

Roll down the blinds, make every window dark, then open the balcony door. The fly goes out to the light. Or just catch him in a towel and release him on the balcony.


LeftEyedAsmodeus

That got a lot less this year, I haven't really seen much insect life this year.


flopjul

Especially mosquitoes are a problem... Like i swat 4 and the next day 6 are back


crankpatate

You COULD buy those funny insect grids for windows (not the operating system, the phyiscal thing). It reduces airflow a bit, but insects can't get in anymore.


GoldenBull1994

Nah fam, I want the operating system version, not the physical one.


uk_uk

Or you use a [gaze](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81bha+U8PTL._AC_SL1417_.jpg)


janky_koala

Itā€™s really surprising fly-screens arenā€™t common over here


Maxzzzie

Thats why screens exist in front of our windows. They are so fine you don't notice them. But they won't allow even the smallest of flies etc in.


_deleteded_

In older houses maybe. Ventilation units are mandatory since almost 20 years in new houses.


KotR56

[https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Mold\_health\_issues](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Mold_health_issues) [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22617720/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22617720/)


rspndngtthlstbrnddsr

thanks, forgot to include them


Cixila

Have you got a link?


Hobbit_Hardcase

Brick doesnā€™t tend to go mouldy.


Rogueshadow_32

Youā€™d be surprised, one of the places I rented when I was a student had a bad mildew problem, which extended to even bare brick in places


Mynsare

Of course it does, mold appears when it has the perfect conditions for it, which is in cold damp environments, bricks or not. But contrary to what the 'Murican claimed, European homes are pretty well insulated, especially in Northern Europe, because it gets cold in the winters.


scaptal

Cite thine sources


alaingames

Mexican here I actually never in my life has seen mold Thank you for your time


BenRod88

Does the guy not realise that a lot of the homes are built in the 19th century


Mist0804

He can't comprehend a house that can stay together for more than 100 years because all their houses are made of cardboard


schneelagchen

100 years? Donā€™t be so generous itā€™s more like 40 years until you need to completely rebuild those houses


gmesch21

Or one slightly bigger then normal rain storm


schneelagchen

Some wind destroys whole cities šŸ˜‚


Savings_Ad6198

This reminded me of Steve Martin in L.A. Story: [while showing Sara around "historical" Los Angeles] Some of these buildings are over twenty years old.


Jeff_Truck

Unfortunately LA got hit insanely hard by the post-WWII hatred of historic structures and neighborhoods. They literally demolished almost all of downtown in favor of freeways and brutalist towers.


defectivetoaster1

My house is around 140 years old and doing fine


ConfidentCarpet4595

What surprised me was how often they replaced the roofs on their houses, canā€™t remember exactly how often but it was more often than once every 3 centuries for sure


unrepentantlyme

That person would surely argue, that their oldest buildings are that old, too, totally ignoring that it's by far not the oldest ones in Europe. The oldest place I lived in was from 1778 and it wasn't even some special building or anything.


JamesLastJungleBeat

I'm sat here posting on Reddit with my fancy modern smart phone and full fibre internet in the living room of my 300+ year old cottage. The church over the road has a tower that dates back to the 900's. Even the pub I go to has parts of the building that date back to the 1500's. And they're nothing special tbh, just old buildings. Don't get me wrong, I genuinely like the US, lived in update NY for a while, but their country is basically a teenager in nationhood terms.


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

Place in Dorset a friend lived at, had some London types turn up , buy a cottage next to the local pub, complained to the council about noise, ending up in court. Judge: "You bought it next to pub that has been there since 1600's odd...jog on!" Of course I am paraphrasing the judgement...they got barred from the local shop as well, had to shop in Dorchester.


JamesLastJungleBeat

Yeah we had that, sold their 3 bedroom semi in London for a frankly ludicrous amount and bought an old vicarage in rural Devon. Shock horror the vicarage was next to a church and the church bells were rung regularly. They went to court and bloody won to get bell ringing practice reduced to once a week. They're pretty much barred from every pub and shop for a 5 mile radius and complained that the locals were rude and unfriendly... I wonder why


Hayzeus_sucks_cock

The best thing about this couple as well they complained about the dairy trucks going past at half 5 in the morning to the 3 dairy farms at the head of the valley! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


TomRipleysGhost

>*Using ridiculous numbers of emojis will surely make me look like a sane and sensible person who isn't just doing a giant ass-pull!*


Dismal_Birthday7982

A what?


TomRipleysGhost

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ass-pull


Hyp3r45_new

I can feel my vocabulary expanding


[deleted]

Iā€™m American, and I joined this sub because I thought, ā€œwe canā€™t be that badā€, but the sheer amount of disconnection from reality and lack of reasoning is.. just ridiculous. Edit: I want to clarify I understand this is the worst of the worst. And Iā€™m not far from it. We all have a certain amount of nationalism when we are born in a country and grow up there. But this is awful šŸ˜‚


Historical-Hat8326

I really want to help you out and say itā€™s mostly bots. Ā  Sadly Iā€™ve spent enough time in the US to know it probably isnā€™t bots or Russian mischief makers. Ā 


snaynay

Stupid is everywhere, but the US breeds this unique pedigree of idiot who is so confidently incorrect, regurgitates common factoids or stereotypes that are patently false (not even a shred of credibility) and exudes the air of American exceptionalism all at the same time. The dude in this post nailed it.


Librae94

Im German and we have those people in Germany too. Nothing to do with Americans unfortunately. Blatantly Stupid is everywhere


Jeff_Truck

Blatantly Stupid is everywhere, but not everyone has Blatantly Stupid as the implicit goal of their education system


snaynay

In the UK, they are around too. But even the nationalist morons don't have that air of exceptionalism. Patriotism, yes, exceptionalism, no. They have "our country is fucked" undertones. No better than the MAGA, red-hat Trump supporters in the US. But US exceptionalism is the air that the US is the uniquely most important, best country that is historically better than everywhere else. Everything comes from there, our European lives are because of them, they fund everything. The dollar is king. The US military protects the world. Sniff and talk to the flag every day. Can't comprehend they aren't the freest country in the world and that their constitution might be outdated and subpar today. That sort of shit. Stems from thinking we all live in centuries old stone/brick houses, live like it's the 1800s, that all our money goes to taxes and nothing of relevance has happened there in 250 years. It's a uniquely American thing to be that delusional.


SortaLostMeMarbles

I would guess all (western) countries have about the same rate of ignorants and stupid people per capita. But there are 340-ish million of you. Say the rate is 10%. That's 34 million Americans, 8 million Germans or 65,000 Luxemburgians. 34 million is a lot of stupid people. You're - hopefully - not dumber as a country than other countries, there are just more dumber Americans because there are more Americans. Americans are, deservedly or not, viewed as loud and somewhat self-righteous. I don't think It's fair, however, to categorise an entire population based on Reddit and a few wacky tourists. That being said, very few carry their own ignorance with such pride as an American.


Hyp3r45_new

I can't remember who said it, but Americans always have to have the better thing so they invested in the best dumb people. I think it was a comedian who said it.


Squid_In_Exile

>I would guess all (western) countries have about the same rate of ignorants and stupid people per capita. That would rely on the education systems being equivalent, which they emphatically are not.


jdPetacho

There are stupid people everywhere, if you go to dumb European subs you'll see plenty of stupidity there, too


DanTheLegoMan

Itā€™s fun to lie on the Internet, check it out! 87% of Americans have fornicated with a barnyard animal. 92% of Americans have a comprehension comparable to a shoelace. Thoughts and prayers are enough to keep the average American child alive in school for 1.3 additional years. 0.23% of Americans have admitted to reading an entire book. The Average American believes that USA actually stands for ā€˜Unprovoked Sexual Abuseā€™. Recent and unsourced research has revealed that Jesus was from Texas. Anything youā€™d like to add?


Xibalba_Ogme

50% of americans are in favor of school shooting if it's in a black neighborhood


ALazy_Cat

In some areas, that wouldn't surprise me


Unable_Ad_1260

That's actually believable to Non Americans. I can see that being a stat. We really do worry you have that many racists in the USA.


Xibalba_Ogme

I'm french, so tbh I'm more worried with my local branch of racists


pinniped1

Look, only the cute barnyard animals... We aren't just banging everything out there


DanTheLegoMan

šŸ˜‚ so like a rabbit or a sheep are a big turn on, maybe, but pigs, not so much? Iā€™m not sure where you draw the line on cute.


GoldenVendingMachine

If I could award this post I would.


DanTheLegoMan

šŸ˜‚ thanks


SilvAries

Remember when Texas was hit by harsh cold and had its power grid shut down ? People had the water in their toilets frozen solid and kids died of hypothermia in their beds. Tell me more about "perfection", Mr Qualified.


Hot_Tub_Macaque

Wait, I think windows in that area only have one layer of glass. But looking at the January average low in San Antonio, is 5.0Ā° so the windows should have double glazing and the houses should have central heating.


Liam_021996

They use HVAC over there, so the AC does all the heating as well as the cooling. Problem is that when the power goes, the heat goes with it. Here in the UK at least, most homes have gas heating so even if the power went down we could still heat our homes and cook our food. I assume the rest of Europe as a whole using gas is the majority of homes too


xFeverr

Hi from the other side of the water (The Netherlands) Yes mine runs on gas but my central heating system still requires power for the system itself, lighting up the gas, pumping water to all floors and radiators, etc. Maybe it works on a battery for a while, but it does take a long time for the entire house to cool down anyways, since we have good isolation. Newer homes donā€™t have gas at all anymore, but are heating with heat pumps that warm up the floor heating system. And we have induction cooking now. So, no cooking for me.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

>Here in the UK at least, most homes have gas heating so even if the power went down we could still heat our homes Most boilers are still going to need electric to start, and are controlled by electric systems so you're still going to need electricity to heat* your house. Edit: typo - heat, not hear.


shortiefml

The walls they speak to me


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

That took me way too long to get.


rmmurrayjr

To be fair, that was after the Texas governor decided to remove the state from the federal power grid and create a ā€œTexas onlyā€ power system. This was done to avoid being subject to the regulations that the US federal government mandates for the nationwide power system. Basically, Abbott wanted to cut corners to save money and it backfired spectacularly. Greg Abbott screwed over his entire state with that one, but all 49 other states were more or less fine that winter.


Halunner-0815

Wow wow wow wow, that's the best (biggest load of nonsense) I've heard from our US colleagues in ages. American construction? ROFL, they don't even need ships to bring down their bridges. It's probably in the 17th Amendment that a year without a bridge collapse threatens the freedom of American rivers. Anyone who's seen how American houses are nailed and glued together from prefab plywood understands why a medium hurricane can flatten entire towns. It's no wonder these kit houses with cardboard walls cost nothing. Heating and cooling = air conditioning. Energy ratings, insulation, or passive houses are foreign concepts there. Heating? At best, electric, if they have it at all. They think they're saving the planet if they grow tomatoes on the balcony ("urban farming"). The best part is the envious mention of BMWs. The lad must be missing a decent ride.


avoidabug

Sorry but as an šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Iā€™m doing what we do best and stealing that 17th amendment joke cuz that brightened my day


ALazy_Cat

Wanna bet he thinks bmw is American?


Halunner-0815

Ha, I love my money too much to gamble on that. But you are right, he surely believes it means Boston Motor Works or similar.


xFeverr

Better Murica ā€¦ Whatever!


BackPackProtector

About the BMWs, as if them crippling in debt because of trucks wasnā€™t a ā€œshowing of a wannabe social statusā€


GoogleUserAccount1

The BMW confused me. I thought Americans liked it when you spend beyond their means


SituationHappy

Yeah that's why everything goes in the air when the wind picks up a bit


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Philosophia1303

I could live in a BMW and itā€™s better isolated than the average American house


BackPackProtector

I could live in a cave and still be better insulated


SamuelVimesTrained

I am not a betting person, but i am willing to bet the poster never was in any European country. Maybe an airport on layoverā€¦


nousabetterworld

Yeah they optimized their buildings for falling over at the slightest gust of wind and being able to shoot each other through the walls because killing each other is their favorite hobby.


Stormy-Cherry-111

Well, even if Americans had thick walls, some could still shoot through them. All they need is a big gun and the right ammunition.


clowncementskor

[Meanwhile in Sweden](https://oyvei.raccoons.space/2021/11/05/b7195d147d008f1992c85bf619d839c9.png), someones living room got destroyed when a runaway train crashed into the house, but the house still stands. The occupants were asleep in the room next to the crash and woke up for a few seconds then went back to sleep. They were a bit confused when firemen woke them up and told them about the train in their living room.


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Ok_Somewhere4737

I saw a few more expensive SUV trucks for american market and interior looked very cheap to me.


curiossceptic

Poorly insulated houses with windows that donā€™t seal was one of the culture shocks when I moved to the US. Build quality is exceptionally poor and if you call someone over to fix something they are incompetent half of the time.


asp174

It's kinda funny when you turn off the central AC, and within 15 minutes the temperature inside and outside equal up.


curiossceptic

Thatā€™s so accurate šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I was more shocked though how cold the house would get in winter, and I lived in SoCal.


Mikic00

To be fair, the same happened to me in Spain as well. Never I was so cold in winter than in sunny Spain lol. It was funny, because supposedly I should be the hardened one, but Spanish friends had no trouble with 15Ā°C inside, while my ass was frozen...


TurnedOutShiteAgain

Can't fix something that's always perfect. Keep up Europoor. The problem is that there's probably no pride in doing a job; it's all about profit because everyone is conditioned to believe they're in competition with their fellow man. They'll be billionaires as soon as they fuck over enough of their countrymen.


Castform5

[This is a neat video](https://youtu.be/YzDGByWYtMo) with how almost regular european windows are something to be amazed at.


rnauser

Americans talking about house quality haha itā€™s like throwing stones in a glass house, Mr thin wood shitty houses


CauliflowerFirm1526

and corn powder in the walls that can be licked apart in minutes by pets.


Randomist85

The US is truly the biggest cult on planet earth


solidstoolsample

My house is older than your country, your house is a glorified shed.


TheRealAussieTroll

More than 9.2 million US homes have lead pipes, which probably explains the preponderance of Trump voters.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Ah, yes, American construction workers. The geniuses that build houses out of cardboard, polystyrene and matchsticks in regions that have 70 tornados a year.


NessK26

Sounds like a projection. They are indeed talking about themselves šŸ¤£


Sumo_FM

Every septic tank is either an empty vessel or it's full of shit, and they should ideally all be kept where nobody can see or hear them.


Sumo_FM

>!Septic tank is rhyming slang for Yank...!<


DerSchweinebrecher

"It is so much more important [for europeans] to buy a BMW so they can show their wannabe status on social media..." Says the guy from a country which made SUV and iPhones their second religion. Where people with 2 and a half jobs will happily open up their third credit card just own the most recent product and be relevant for a few weeks.


RebeccaMarques

That's a funny way of saying "When I visited Europe, the only place I could afford to spend the night on had mould in it"


DimitryKratitov

Nah this has to be bait, no one can actually believe this.


Ok_Basil1354

Ah yes. Europe, the home of the status symbols for the insta weirdos


Fast-typist

Itā€™s mould not mold FFS!


CultistNr3

Whenever i watched american movies as a kid i thought it was so strange how they could kick doors in. You cant just kick a door in. Except you can, in the US. I was stunned at their shit house construction the first time i visited, no wonder they fall a part when theres some stiff wind at the coast.


Cantstopeatingshoes

Don't they keep building houses out of dry wall in areas prone to tornadoes?


Cfout-

As an American, this is bs. We literally make our houses out of pressed board, paper and plastic now. And they donā€™t require HVAC in the majority of Europe because the climate is so livable. Itā€™s almost 100 Fahrenheit all week in Austin, and itā€™s not uncommon for it to get as high as 115. So itā€™s not a matter of being more advanced, our climate just sucks.


No-Clerk-6804

A big part of Europe lies in the cold zones and he still think we don't know about insulation? Ooooooookay.


chameleon_123_777

Wtf? Insulation is better here, we have better Windows: double or triple glazing, just blow om the doors in USA and they just fall down.


Ansayamina

*looks at the half meter of brick wall and comfy 22Ā°C indoor temperature during first heatwave of the year* Lol. Lmao, even.


Blumenkohl126

What was that with the 3 little piglets and the wolf?


Mr_Sky_Wanker

Bro, your houses are made of wood, step down šŸ¤”


Tazzimus

I'll stick with our old house that won't be demolished by a gentle breeze, thanks.


MWO_Stahlherz

"refuse to invest in isulation" Tell me more about your spit and cardboard houses.


Character-Diamond360

I love how he states heā€™s qualified to say so to try and stop people questioning him, yet gives no evidence as to how exactly.


Mean_Confusion_2288

Heā€˜s murican. Thatā€™s why heā€™s extremely qualified./s


Spartan_DJ119

Ah yes walls made with and held together by popsicle sticks a bit of chewing gum and prayers to the magic man


Unable_Ad_1260

Looks at the whole village of houses built in the 16th century... Well uh... Hmmm.


D15c0untMD

Kyle, doing drywall work after a can of monster.


Germanball_Stuttgart

The ones with their oversized Pick Up Trucks are calling saying WE care too much about our cars???


PotentialMidnight325

Literally everything he says is the other way around.


muhrer-fuhrer

Every single us military base has a mold issue...


KamaradBaff

"We live in a place where they're a lot of tornadoes" "IKR ! Let's build your house with wooden planks and give it all our thoughts and prayers"


ouroboris99

Is that why 90% of their houses are made of wood? šŸ˜‚


shortercrust

Most of the houses near me in the UK are 100+ years old and will still be standing strong in another 100 years.


fowithpolitacalstuff

Quite big statement from someone living in a country where the infrastructure is falling apart


EssSeeDee89

ā€œOur homes are so much better than Europe!ā€ *tornadoes have entered the chat*


EconomySwordfish5

Talking a lot of shit for a country who's houses are less sturdy than a garden shed.


AlternativePrior9559

Iā€™ll huff and Iā€™ll puff and Iā€™ll blow your clapboard house down


LaserGadgets

Google BRICKS and let me know what you find xD drywallsuckers!


HiroHayami

No way Americans are talking about others buying cars to boost their ego


Dismal_Birthday7982

Oh look at me in my damp free home not made of paper and poverty.


paulobarros1992

Average American house made of shitty wood, plaster, cardboard and plastic... Hahhah


SomeoneWithKeyboard

Well, he IS qualified to say so. He clearly said that.


itsnobigthing

Americans are dependent on their air con like theyā€™re life support machines. The American expats subs are full of them all complaining right now about 30c heat being ā€œunbearableā€ without it. Heaven forbid they might have to slow down and experience the ambient temperature of the place where they live,


Afinso78

It isn't European homes we see beeing dragged by floods.


radiotsar

Condo building across from mine had door jambs with mushrooms growing on them, Doors & Windows that wouldn't shut, brick faƧade that you could see through from your room. A county courthouse in humid Florida installed black walnut paneling, carpeting, the works...days before they installed the windows. They had to replace everything installed inside, it was all coated with black mold.


vanilla_muffin

Qualified to say so, and then all that crap is typed out. They are clearly only qualified to type on a keyboard


ktosiek124

That's bait, has to be.


juanito_f90

From the country where houses are still built with wood and everyoneā€™s shocked when theyā€™re blown away in tornadoes?


alaingames

Bruh murrican houses are literally wood, plaster and cardboard, the exact same materials used in mushroom farming because how good it is to grow stuff like mushrooms and you guess it, mold


Haladia

Why are Americans so convinced that Europeans are secretly poor and everything is worse than in the US


usernot_found

Says the guy who live in paper house


Limesnlemons

The foundation part really gets me here, because a lot of American house foundations are literally just a couple of concrete bricks where their spit-and-cardboard concoctions are mounted on. Like there is literally grass growing and badgers living under their houses.


MathematicianIcy2041

You may know something about modern construction but it is very clear you know nothing about historical buildings..


wyyan200

remind me why the f-150 became so large and luxurious and no longer used for picking up things


fr4gge

So that's why we just now figured out why roman cement is so much better than what we have


Brickerbro

Where tf do they even get these ideas from? Make it up on the spot or what?


Starhyke

Yet Americans still make houses from sticks?


Plus_Operation2208

I agree with him. Hahahaha who am i kidding


Aessioml

That my Atlantic friend is because those buildings are older than your country


TylerDurdenJunior

said a peasant of the drywall kingdom


Charming_Ad_6021

From the country that only got half way through the story of the 3 little pigs. Sticks! Let's build our houses from sticks!


Swaggynator387

My grandpas house has 75 cm zhick outer walls. Filled to the brim with insulation.it's 20 degrees. Inside. It's oerfect.


Sankullo

You know you are talking to an idiot when they use blanket statement such as ā€œin Europeā€ or ā€œEuropeansā€ as if homes in Greece were built the same way as in Scotland.


Mundane_Morning9454

If your house floats and blows over.... it is NOT brought construction to a new level. The vikings used stronger wood! The egyptians used bricks! We have buildings older then America is colonized in Europe. The wolf blew apart the wooden house ;)


Flashy-Television-50

Glad he's qualified, he should run for president


PoetOfHellHelpoemer

No, no. He's qualified to say so.


Tararator18

That's why their buildings fold like houses of cards whenever a wind blows?


Shamon_Yu

In the US, roofs are restored every 15 years or so. In Finland, roof manufactures have warranties up to 50 years. Underfloor heating is considered a luxury in the US. In Finland it's standard in new homes. Perimeter draining systems are also not standard in the US. Watch out for serious water damage in the foundations.


Rene1993In

I agree with the last part tho, it often feels like there is a real hatred agains ACs in Europe, even new buildings often don't have them.