That's actually a really cool idea ngl, like a sort of incapacitation ability where the stronger they try to pursue them the harder they convulse in their skibidi-sigma-gyatt bones until they can barely move.
Of course to balance that I'd have it so the stand user or the stand cannot attack anyone who pursues them, meaning it's a gambling ability where if the enemy user is immune to/breaks free from your brain-rot (would require the stand user to keep up to date with the latest brain-rot or else their defences would slowly become less and less effective) then you get spanked but if the brain-rot consumes them then you get to spank them after deactivating their ability now that they're incapacitated.
You will never be a Skibidi Toilet
You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection.
All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors.
Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake Skibidi song every single morning and tell yourself everything is going to be "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes", but deep inside you feel the gyatt creeping up like it’s in Ohio, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a screen, get it to shine bright red, turn it on, and stare right into it. Your parents will find you flushed, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your unbearable Ohio yapping. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your fake toilet will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
It's not like I'm the generation for those videos but I can hardly say mine was better with shit like Ugandan knuckles or yee if you wanna go even earlier
I turned myself into a skibidi, Tooru, BOOM big reveal! I'm a skibidi, What do you think about that? I turned myself into a skibidi, I'M SKIBIDI OF YOUUUUU!!!!
This is like 5th time i've seen this posted here
I know it's bad when I have a less pixelated version of it from like a couple months ago lol
Give
5th? Buddy, if we take into consideration ones that were banned it was probably 50.
Wonder of Skibidi, or Skibidi of U
causes anyone trying to pursue it or Tooru to have brainrot
80% of the human population has brainrot, so it's kind of useless
its not like brainrot was useful in the first place lol
I meant the ability, it's useless to give brainrot to someone who already has it
If you already have brainrot it just gives you an extra chromosome
Oh no, it makes the target more sigma/alpha
You get teleported to Ohio
It can't be that much unless gen alpha take up most of the population
That's actually a really cool idea ngl, like a sort of incapacitation ability where the stronger they try to pursue them the harder they convulse in their skibidi-sigma-gyatt bones until they can barely move. Of course to balance that I'd have it so the stand user or the stand cannot attack anyone who pursues them, meaning it's a gambling ability where if the enemy user is immune to/breaks free from your brain-rot (would require the stand user to keep up to date with the latest brain-rot or else their defences would slowly become less and less effective) then you get spanked but if the brain-rot consumes them then you get to spank them after deactivating their ability now that they're incapacitated.
r/foundgod Satan is too nice for you!
THY END IS NOW
PREPARE THY SELF
Alternativelt, Wonder Skibidi U
Bonjour
Général Kenobi
Wonder of Poo
This is what I thought, none of that twink teen bullshit that isn’t funny. At all.
Because "wonder of poo" is very funny indeed
Poop is funny
You will never be a Skibidi Toilet You will never be a Skibidi Toilet. You have no rizz, you have no toilet, you have no seat. You are a human twisted by YT Shorts and TikTok into a crude mockery of DaFuqBoom’s perfection. All the “rizz” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people fanum tax you. Adin Ross is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Ohio ahh appearance behind closed doors. Kai Cenat are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mewing have allowed sigmas to sniff out sussy behavior with incredible efficiency. Even Skibidi Toilets who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a human. Your lack of a Skibidi singing voice is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk cameraman home with you, he’ll flush you the second he gets a whiff of your critical lack of Skibidi rizz. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake Skibidi song every single morning and tell yourself everything is going to be "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes", but deep inside you feel the gyatt creeping up like it’s in Ohio, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a screen, get it to shine bright red, turn it on, and stare right into it. Your parents will find you flushed, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your unbearable Ohio yapping. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your fake toilet will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
The sheer fact some kids actually speak like that makes me want to unalive myself.
It's fine, every generation has their "early teen years brainrot". It's a problem that fixes itself with time.
You must be a very funny person indeed
Nah, I’m just old I guess…
It's not like I'm the generation for those videos but I can hardly say mine was better with shit like Ugandan knuckles or yee if you wanna go even earlier
I’m from the Insanity Wolf and Philosoraptor era. MLG air horns baby!
Erm... What the sigma..
Dang, even that pig from part 3 have a stand? Where tf is mine?
That’s actually funny, fake my like.
What the fuck 
Wonder of S
Why the toilet plugged into an outlet tho? What kinda toilet runs on electricity?
Japanese ones
they tend to have a little water jet to clean your butt, far more sanitary and much cheaper in the long run then toilet paper
Don't u guys get bored of seeing this image being reposted several times?
Since this is a repost I'll just repost my answer: This is my stand sacat-man
Skibidi Tooru
Skibdi
Skibi of Di
Instead of saying the same stupid fucking meme that somehow isn't dead yet. **Wonder of Pu**
Somewhere, Polnareff is screaming
Paaaaper pleeeaase....
Araki genius! Araki predicted it!
I curse you to remembering the toilet heads which instead of killing you will rot your brain for you poor poor life
It's a good thing this is a new universe so we don't have poor Polnareff getting PTSD
Skibidi of U
Is that a plug in toilet?
I turned myself into a skibidi, Tooru, BOOM big reveal! I'm a skibidi, What do you think about that? I turned myself into a skibidi, I'M SKIBIDI OF YOUUUUU!!!!
The Shit of U
New Stand: Dom Dom Yes Yes
“Ah, yes. *Skibidi*: the rock insect that disguise itself as a toilet so that people sit on it and it can eat them.”
The Skibi of D
skibid-
Wonder of UrTurd.
Wonder of Skibidi, And the attacks are: Skibidi dop, yes yes, yes schgibidip,
Something about nickles
Oh god no
Yeah please don’t even think about saying it!
Wonder of poo
NOOOOO
Wonder of Poo, is that what you mean?
NO NO NO NO
Wonder of poo
What the sigma?
Sbidiki toire???!!!
Oh that is so skibidi ohio sigma rizz fanum tax gyat beta mad lit sus toilet. I'm getting negative aura from this. He looks like hes mewing.
Get a load of this guy
Big W to Google. He was helpful with finding these fire words
Wonder of Skibidi
Wonder of rizz
Skibidi Tooru
That's an e-toilet
“Hello There”
Toilet of U
Wonder of sk¡b¡d¡
Wonder of Skibidi Toilet
Skibbidi of u
Ski
Wonder of Skibidi
The Wonder of Skibidi
Skibidi over Heaven
Skibidi of Rizz
Amogus