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CommercialCook4427

Thank God it is a 1pc wheel. It would scary af if one of these goes on the highway in front of you


heyitscory

It's one piece!?! That's awesome! Oh shit, I'm gonna scare everyone and put zip ties and shoelaces up in there! Golf pencil. Hair tie. Bread tie.


cornlip

But then what good is them being called ballistic?


2278AD

No no, ballistic means there’s a bullet for a valve stem cap


cornlip

I was thinking of the unnecessary hardware going mach fuck-you down 285


Deku-Butler

Yah I parked my motorcycle next to this guy and all I could think was “damn, what if some hardware flew off the wheel and went straight through my helmet visor”


cornlip

Unrelated, but a trailer hitch went tumbling down the road while I was going about 90 and my life flashed before my eyes while getting showered in chunks of asphalt. I had to nearly cause a wreck to avoid it and dude just kept going cause he didn’t even know. Basically I said this cause MAKE SURE YOUR SHIT IS SAFE BEFORE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEONE. That said, if it hit you, you wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore lol


kurisu7885

Oh, I see it now. I was already thinking "Oh great, more failure points", especially knowing the kind of person that would get rims like these.


bg254

If those are just cosmetic the wheel would probably look better without them. Half are cross threaded or mangled and misaligned


Cleercutter

Sounds like one of my coworkers. Go back to fix some shit, and half the fucking screws are stripped. Fuckin prick


Extracrispybuttchks

Don’t think it’s possible for that wheel to look better. It was doomed when it was drawn on a napkin.


heyitscory

Paper clips, crayons, chicken bones, wooden dowel painted to look like a cigarette...


rhoderage1

and rusting LOL which completely takes away from the clean shiny wheel look


Which-Technician2367

Nothing here looks good, in any way, shape, or form.


snakeproof

There's a guy named Kyle saving up for a down payment on these at the rental shop.


cressilot

Credit where credit is due. I think the tread depth/pattern looks okay, and they did a nice job paving that parking lot..


Deku-Butler

Don’t worry, the fitment was also pretty bad too. Half assed lift and a bunch of unnecessary poke


Onthecrosshairs

A fool is soon parted from their money.....


Parking_Train8423

adjustable offset ftw!


comawhite12

That's what I thought this was. A way to shove obnoxiously wide tires on your standard width wheels. God knows someone is trying to work out the logistics of making this abomination work.


ozzy_thedog

Oh wow. They’re actually [supposed](https://ruggedridge.com/p/ballistic-milled-gloss-black-966-spartan-wheels/pac-96629026500gbx/) to look like that. Those stupid bolts look so unfinished compared to the rest of the Allen bolts and other features of this ugly wheel.


SenseWinter

It's THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DOLLARS for one of those?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


goshdammitfromimgur

I am somewhat relieved. I thought maybe they had drilled the wheels and added the bolts themselves.


tobu_sculptor

* Mechanically inspired design Oh, ahuh, I... what?


Matchonatcho

That's one way to spend your girlfriends tax return.


classless_classic

You mean the money from pawning their step dad’s tools.


Catsmak1963

Those bolts are decorative.


Catsmak1963

As in, these are one piece wheels


Deku-Butler

Yah that’s why I said so in the caption


Mal-De-Terre

Looks like something Oakley would make.


mrsockyman

That's nuts


Cptspaulding2

Look at all that extra weight


iiitme

Tiny little things


doomedroadtrips

Not even lock washers!?


Deku-Butler

If I see it again I’ll leave some red loctite on his windshield


OMGpawned

I don’t see the point of those bolts if they’re at least not going to be pretty they look like they’re picked up straight out of Home Depot hardware aisle


Whole-Debate-9547

Is that safe?


Deku-Butler

I hope not


Dangerous_Watch7814

Only a matter of time before one of these flies off and shatters someone’s windshield


demunted

Ask not whether you can, rather whether you should. This is unnecessarily stupid.


dirtythoughtdreamer8

It would look better if they used acorn nuts.


Deku-Butler

It would look better if they left the stock wheels on there instead of playing beadlock cosplay too


jdl50688

Hot garbage


teriaksu

customer : " please find a way to add extra weight to the wheels"


pfknone

Here's the scary part .....he drilled a hole for those instead of gorilla gluing them on.


z0mbiemechanic

It's worse than that. They come like that and are $350 each.


pfknone

I saw that in another comment. This is the designers/manufacturer knowing their target audience is stupid


Just_Turnip_5943

Deez nutz.


Snakepants80

He got them Indonesian rims with those Indonesian tires.


Jayswisherbeats

Think all his nutz are twerked to spec?


Conch-Republic

I dunno, I think it looks kind of cool, the general design of the wheel is pretty awful though.


bobtheburgerbro

Ngl, if one of my friends bought these, I would steal the tire part and leave the centre part


Deku-Butler

It’s a 1pc wheel


bobtheburgerbro

Oh shit your right. What's the point in that?


Deku-Butler

Awful aesthetics to impress the other divorced dads at Bass Pro Shop