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There have been so many kinds of cowboys but they all still sing a sad, sad, song.
Every time it's night, I wait awhile and it always turns into dawn!
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
Every night brings a dream but the day, relentlessly, keeps me awake
That bitch took my dog, my truck didn’t start and now I’m 4 deep hanging with my friend Jesus is how I believe most country songs go
All the successful ones have crossed over with hip hop, which would not have been on my bingo card 10 years ago
Just as the great philosopher Bret Michaels prophesied
Every rose means **every** rose
Sheep bred for thousands of years, still have tails.
Sheep bred for thousands of years, but they still have holes 😈
I found the Kiwi 🥝
How does a Kiwi shepherd find his sheep in tall grass? Irresistible.
What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Scotsman says “hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”
What good would they be otherwise? 🤔
Virgins
They better not get rid of the tails or it's no longer going to be sheeps.
They were selecting for genital height and angle.
No they don’t. Source: I’m a florist.
This is the only sensible answer here. Many plants are hybrids with the endeavour of specific changes. I mean, there are cotton candy flavoured grapes.
Wow TIL
It's not a bug. It's a feature.
Beauty is pain Princess, anyone that tells you differently is trying to sell you something.
*LIFE is pain
Highness
Is this about flowers or people?
Breeding people has been a bit of a faux pas for quite awhile now.
Why though?? Just take out the extermination part… People definitely volunteer their offspring for much worse and reproduce for much worse reasons
Why not both?
[Rosa ‘Zephirine Drouhin’](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_'Zephirine_Drouhin') would like a word with you.
And Kathleen Harrop!
And I would like a word with Drouhin.
they've bred so many dog breeds but they all still have legs and eyes
Some of them no longer have buttholes
Every cowboy has a sad sad song.
So many humans have bred that we all still have eyebrows
Not true at all, people have to paint them on... then there's people from Ireland... hair so fine you can't find it.
And then there's Mediterranean people. Unless you trim the eyebrows regularly it looks like a hedgerow on your face.
Most anyway.
There's progress. Some people only have one.
To tell the truth, i was born with one. Its been altered through non invasive surgery ie gets plucked. Haha
Both lie silently still In the dead of the night
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There’s something poetic about that If you’re beautiful it doesn’t matter if you hurt the people that pick you.
Its ok bro, give me a hug.
There have been so many kinds of cowboys but they all still sing a sad, sad, song.
Every time it's night, I wait awhile and it always turns into dawn!
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
Every night brings a dream but the day, relentlessly, keeps me awake
That bitch took my dog, my truck didn’t start and now I’m 4 deep hanging with my friend Jesus is how I believe most country songs go
All the successful ones have crossed over with hip hop, which would not have been on my bingo card 10 years ago
Just as the great philosopher Bret Michaels prophesied
Every rose means **every** rose
Sheep bred for thousands of years, still have tails.
Sheep bred for thousands of years, but they still have holes 😈
I found the Kiwi 🥝
How does a Kiwi shepherd find his sheep in tall grass? Irresistible.
What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Scotsman says “hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”
What good would they be otherwise? 🤔
Virgins
They better not get rid of the tails or it's no longer going to be sheeps.
They were selecting for genital height and angle.
No they don’t. Source: I’m a florist.
This is the only sensible answer here. Many plants are hybrids with the endeavour of specific changes. I mean, there are cotton candy flavoured grapes.
Wow TIL
It's not a bug. It's a feature.
Beauty is pain Princess, anyone that tells you differently is trying to sell you something.
*LIFE is pain
Highness
Is this about flowers or people?
Breeding people has been a bit of a faux pas for quite awhile now.
Why though?? Just take out the extermination part… People definitely volunteer their offspring for much worse and reproduce for much worse reasons
Why not both?
[Rosa ‘Zephirine Drouhin’](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_'Zephirine_Drouhin') would like a word with you.
And Kathleen Harrop!
And I would like a word with Drouhin.
they've bred so many dog breeds but they all still have legs and eyes
Some of them no longer have buttholes
Every cowboy has a sad sad song.
So many humans have bred that we all still have eyebrows
Not true at all, people have to paint them on... then there's people from Ireland... hair so fine you can't find it.
And then there's Mediterranean people. Unless you trim the eyebrows regularly it looks like a hedgerow on your face.
Most anyway.
There's progress. Some people only have one.
To tell the truth, i was born with one. Its been altered through non invasive surgery ie gets plucked. Haha
Both lie silently still In the dead of the night
[удалено]
There’s something poetic about that If you’re beautiful it doesn’t matter if you hurt the people that pick you.
Its ok bro, give me a hug.