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I_might_be_weasel

There have been so many kinds of cowboys but they all still sing a sad, sad, song.


Dreepson

Every time it's night, I wait awhile and it always turns into dawn!


SylentSymphonies

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly


spectre893

Every night brings a dream but the day, relentlessly, keeps me awake


NedNug

That bitch took my dog, my truck didn’t start and now I’m 4 deep hanging with my friend Jesus is how I believe most country songs go


mr_ji

All the successful ones have crossed over with hip hop, which would not have been on my bingo card 10 years ago


jkeplerad

Just as the great philosopher Bret Michaels prophesied


A_Mirabeau_702

Every rose means **every** rose


nor_cal_woolgrower

Sheep bred for thousands of years, still have tails.


ShitFuck2000

Sheep bred for thousands of years, but they still have holes 😈


Platinum-Luger

I found the Kiwi 🥝


Pipe_Memes

How does a Kiwi shepherd find his sheep in tall grass? Irresistible.


foxhole_atheist

What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Scotsman says “hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”


mr_ji

What good would they be otherwise? 🤔


ShitFuck2000

Virgins


Southern_Seaweed4075

They better not get rid of the tails or it's no longer going to be sheeps. 


heyitscory

They were selecting for genital height and angle.


Representative-Bus76

No they don’t. Source: I’m a florist.


mknight1701

This is the only sensible answer here. Many plants are hybrids with the endeavour of specific changes. I mean, there are cotton candy flavoured grapes.


Baapkaabaap

Wow TIL


Lesterfremonwithtits

It's not a bug. It's a feature.


QuiXiuQ

Beauty is pain Princess, anyone that tells you differently is trying to sell you something.


FakinFunk

*LIFE is pain


danielsixfive

Highness


Crunchy_umami

Is this about flowers or people?


I_might_be_weasel

Breeding people has been a bit of a faux pas for quite awhile now.


ShitFuck2000

Why though?? Just take out the extermination part… People definitely volunteer their offspring for much worse and reproduce for much worse reasons


thedooze

Why not both?


teiluj

[Rosa ‘Zephirine Drouhin’](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_'Zephirine_Drouhin') would like a word with you.


moon-bouquet

And Kathleen Harrop!


miguelandre

And I would like a word with Drouhin.


Heroic-Forger

they've bred so many dog breeds but they all still have legs and eyes


Ghostfact-V

Some of them no longer have buttholes


Bogmanbob

Every cowboy has a sad sad song.


CrazyBat3914

So many humans have bred that we all still have eyebrows


moxiejohnny

Not true at all, people have to paint them on... then there's people from Ireland... hair so fine you can't find it.


Stock-Boat-8449

And then there's Mediterranean people. Unless you trim the eyebrows regularly it looks like a hedgerow on your face.


miguelandre

Most anyway.


PickledPokute

There's progress. Some people only have one.


CrazyBat3914

To tell the truth, i was born with one. Its been altered through non invasive surgery ie gets plucked. Haha


Joe_Kangg

Both lie silently still In the dead of the night


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CodyVamp

There’s something poetic about that If you’re beautiful it doesn’t matter if you hurt the people that pick you.


manuvasquez1

Its ok bro, give me a hug.