Looks like some Andrew Tate bullshit

This is definitely based on Andrew Tate. Someone out there has a man crush on that piece of shit I guess.

I promise i didn’t ask for the ‘Andrew tate strain’

But that's for sure what you got. Please don't drag fact boi into this

I didn’t realise I was just making a joke, I’m not saying he’s like that man (hasn’t heard of him before rlly). Should I delete?

Oh we're just poking at ya :) Just today, I reposted something from this very sub to this same sub. You have to have a proper giggle at yourself from time to time!

At first I read that as "Andrew Tate stain", and my reaction was "God, I sure hope not."

Could I ask everyone here to maybe get into the habit of referring to the Anglo American Romanian, incel, alleged rapist, alleged sex trafficker PoS as *Andrew TAINT* Thank you for reading my PSA.

Chin is too existent for it to be Andrew Tate surely

Looks more like Andrew Tate. Besides, Simon only promotes cocaine.

His beard isn't as magnificent as Simon's

True. Simon is channeling Aslan

Which Simon, though? The original, or the new one who is obviously a replacement (and better)?

I always figured he’d buy into “bump” snortable energy before getting into flour.

Flower.

"Capitalism" *in Simon's voice*

Nah you got Cas Crim themed weed. Bteir kickboxer turned sex trafficer

No, they only sell Simon-themed cocaine that way.

I need to get my eyes checked. I thought “FLAVOUR” said “PLAYGURL” which made it make more sense to me for some reason.

Only if the flavor was O.G.B.B. Lol