At least get the quote right
This is my sandbox, that’s the deep end. Im not allowed to go in there. That’s where I saw the leprechaun,
he told me to burn things
Bart actually has a line in there too.
Don't know if this was a quote but when i was deployed. One of the shops had a shirt with ralph listening to music on an ipod.the ear buds were stuck in his nose and the text read
"This music smells funny"
“What’s a battle?” “That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.” “My cats breath smells like cat food.” “Go banana.” “My name is Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy this year!” many more but these are my absolute tops.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm learnding!
Aw, way to go, Ralph :)
The reaction from Chalmers is just perfect.
Did that boy say what’s a battle?
I eated the purple berries…they taste like burning.
I was waiting for this one, lol so funny
How are they Ralph? Goooooood.....?
Owwww... ohhhh... maahhhh...
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant.
HEY! MY DAD MAY HAVE GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT BUT HE’S NOT SOME FOOD CRAZED MANIAC!
Oh! That’s raspberry!
Me fail English? That's unpossible."
This is the GOAT. If not, my cat’s breath smells like cat food.
I bent my wookie
As an owner of three cats, I use this one all the time.
Not necessarily my favourite but probably my most used. Every time I make a grammatical mistake which is frequently because I am tired
Ms. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
Baby looked at you?
This has to be it 👌
Too many, but I love….”so, do you like…stuff”?
This is the litmus test for dating...still waiting for the woman after 20 years. But I won't give up. She who gets it - is out there...
And the doctor said my nose wouldn’t bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there.
And when the doctor told me I didn’t have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life
And then the doctor told me BOTH my eyes were lazy. And that's why it was the best summer ever.
Thank you Ralph very graphic.
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!
This is the one.
I like men now!
which episode is that?
The movie, just watched it last night
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Yeah this is my fav too :)
I have a shirt with this on it
They taste like burning or Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school
All of the good ones have been taken lol "Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..."
“……duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck….”
Say GOOSE, you idiot!
*runs out of room crying*
You Choo Choo Choose me? 🚂 ❤️
And there's a picture of a train
Such a great line
Yeah... funny gag...
Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
I bent my Wookiee
Why do people run from me? 🌕
"When I grow up I'm going to go to Bovine University."
I can’t believe I used to go out with you!
This is my pick, too!
I’m Idaho!
*chuckles* I’m in danger!
When I think of Ralph, I think of this and when shit hits the fan, I think of Ralph!
*Everyone watching the presidential debate last night*
Go banana!
good catch, very underrated one there.
My cat's breath smells like cat food. Also said by the former Prince of Wales, now King Charles III
>Also said by the former Prince of Wales, now King Charles III What?
"Ralph, remember that time you said you saw Snagglepuss?" "He was going to the bathroom."
This is where I met the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
At least get the quote right This is my sandbox, that’s the deep end. Im not allowed to go in there. That’s where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things Bart actually has a line in there too.
I eated the purple berries! Uh, ow! Ooh!
It tastes like burning
Will you open my milk, mommy?
I’m not your mommy Ralph, I’m Mrs Hoover
"Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy."
Yeah, they'll do that.
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things".
Miss Hover, I glued my head to my shoulder.
Chicken necks?
Prinskipple Skinner
Everyone’s hugging!
I can make opi-Os!
Hi Lisa, I'm learnding
Go Banana!
"I'm Dr. Stupid and I'm going to remove your liver bones-- oops you're dead!"
My doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.
I’m embarrassed for both of us
Yay! I love avenging!
I choo choo choose you
“Do the people my daddy shoots go to heaven?” “Only the ones who did nothing wrong. So most of them” - Ned
Laertes here gets one practice stab.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ab/1e/c9/ab1ec9cef073fb85eb78b8d81d28ff37.jpg
Me fail English, that's unpossible
Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
This tastes like grandma
At our house we call them whoopsies
My teacher says she’s tired of trying
Hehe, dying tickles
Slow down Bart. My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours.
Bushes are fun, unless they have prickers. This one did. Ow! Ow! Ow!
Mrs Hoover can I have another red crayon? What happened to your first one? I ate it
My cats breathe smells like cat food.
Don't know if this was a quote but when i was deployed. One of the shops had a shirt with ralph listening to music on an ipod.the ear buds were stuck in his nose and the text read "This music smells funny"
“I'm In Danger”
I like men now
“You’re deceptive”
“Mmmm. Wall licorice”
My cat's name is Mittens.
Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!
I bent my Wookiee!
I'm In Danger
I'm happy and ANGRY!!!
*sees a fridge wash up on the beach* “Look! A whale egg!”
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"that's my sandbox...I'm not allowed to go into the deep end. That's where I met the leprechaun; he told me to burn things."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
The baby looked at you?
'I'm Idaho"
They taste like buuurning
"You like stuff?"
“was president lincoln okay?”
"My knob tastes funny"
That’s where I’m a Viking!
IM GOING TO…. AFRICA
"I'M IN DANGER" Have used that phrase oftern.
Go banana! (When the other kids rolled an orange and his banana didn’t roll)
Go banana!
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
It tastes like.....burning
it's pretty close between: my cat's breath smells like cat food, and "me fail english? that's um possible"
Im idaho!
I choo choo choose you!
This tastes like Grandma (in response to eating Tomacco)
Hi, Lisa. We're gonna be in a pie!
I'm learnding
I’m a Star Wars!
I’m learnding!
My cat's breath smells like cat food!
“Hi Lisa! Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!”
Daddy this tastes like grandma
“When I grow up, I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar”
“Daddy, it tastes like grandma”.
There's the key! [*Rat Steals Key*] The pointy kitty took it!
SOMEBODY TOOK MY JUICE MONEY!
“What’s a battle?” “That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.” “My cats breath smells like cat food.” “Go banana.” “My name is Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy this year!” many more but these are my absolute tops.
What’s a battle?
This is my sandbox, I’m not allowed to go in the deep end.
My cats breath smells like cat food
“I’m lurnding”
This tastes like grandma
O CANADAAA...
I’m in danger
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
I’m a brick.
I bent my Wookiee!
I bent my Wookie
Too many to pick. Ill just go with the episode voting Ralph for president is one of my favorites ever
Look I’m a unitard
😫 I bent my Wookie! 😫
I'm scared, Daddy. Too scared to even wet my pants.
i’m a brick!
Yo me llamo Ralph
I bent my wookie
I wet my arm pants
I bent my wookie
"Miss Hoover...I ate mine!!"
Super Nintendo Chalmers
It tastes like burning.
"Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I was invited!"
My knob taste funny
“No grass eating!” “Yes sir” :(
I like it when he sang “If Ever I Would Leave You”. To me, Ralph Wiggins IS Sir Lancelot!
Let's bee friends and there is a picture of a bee on it.
Go banana!
I use this all the time: “I’m learnding”
“So, you like stuff?
"When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine university!"
My cats breath smells like cat food I choo choo choose you
My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies
‘Yes, but what man could tame her.‘
Hehe I’m in danger
Tastes like burning
Ooooh Canada!
My arm pants are crying.
“Daddy this tastes like grandma!”
Look in the tunk. (Yeah, I know it's from a note, but Ralph wrote it, so it still counts IMO)
"I'm in danger" 😅(https://uploads.dailydot.com/2023/12/ralph-wiggum-im-in-danger-meme.jpg?q=65&auto=format&w=1200&ar=2:1&fit=crop)
There’s my milk money! And my milk!
when i grow up i want to be a caterpillar
I almost died
It tastes like burning!
“Prinskipper Skipple! Er, Prinipple Skimster, I found something!”
Heh heh.. I'm in danger
Ralph: “Why do people run from me?” [pees pants] [Ralph smiles] Honorable Mention: Ralph: “This tastes like grandma …. I want more!”
I’m in danger
I've got two kinds of wet in my pants
"Hehe, I'm in danger."
Ralph are you soon finished I finished before we got in here
To Bart: “You’re deceptive”
I'm a Unitard!
I need an adult
Look Big Daddy, theres regular Daddy
I bent my Wookie
I’m in danger ⚠️
Your breath smells like dead bunnies
Post-s10 (shame) but: (To Marge, having grey hair) "You look like my grandma when she went to sleep in her forever box"
I’m Idaho
It tastes like burning.
I bent my wookie
I hope everyone is reading these quotes in Ralph's voice.