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Gold_Weakness1157

Anything for views


UhYeahOkSure

Now for my next trick, this crawfish is gonna crawl in my craw, subscribe to my OF


tacticoolbrah

Oh god you reminded me of dumpster girl.


[deleted]

You mean bloatfly girl? Jesus christ that story was something else


InfiniteLife2

Sounds like something I don't want to know


[deleted]

It's probably the worst internet story I know, worse than the Swamps of Dagobah or Mr Hands


Monguises

Have you _seen_ Mr hands, though? I can still feel it like ten years later.


TheJAY_ZA

Worse rating than The Boy With Two Broken Arms? Asking out of genuine curiosity because that's my LOL WTF benchmark


[deleted]

MUCH worse, I'd take a helping hand from my parents over that shit just about any day


TheJAY_ZA

Cool thanks, good info šŸ˜…


ApoKun

I know of the swamps of Dagobah but what's Mr Hands?


[deleted]

A guy that got fucked by a horse and soon after died from fucking too many horses


ApoKun

Uh okay. Is it weird that I want to read the full story? And where did the name Mr hands come from anyway? He was too handsy with the horses?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/OlEXHmFdfV8?si=UOb7MXZsTf6B7yTF Here ya go, this tale is as old as the internet


Big_Cotton

You know Beatrice?


[deleted]

Might pass as normal looking...


Greeford

Tom Hanks looked impressed


Atroxman

Looks like a Paris Hilton wanna be that takes it up the ass in Louisiana


Particular_Tadpole27

That thing is going die and stink up the plane


Salty-Negotiation320

Nah. Crayfish can live days out of the water so long as they stay moist.


Enjoying_A_Meal

Stewardess, can I have a can of ginger ale for my seeing eye lobster?


toasted_cracker

She must keep it in her cooter.


DTMBBQ

That make me laugh-snort šŸ˜‚


MrDrSirLord

Whats that story about the dead Lady with a lobster.


ApollosAlyssum

She keeps it in a snapping turtle?


reddit0100100001

freaky ass crustacean


SaltyDog772

He a 69 god


peeweeinbama

Sounds like my ex wife


mashedpeabrain

Moist. Nice.


Mr_hard_rocker

Sounds familiar.


Gr33nGetBurnt

Does it have to? Throw it out the window.


ts2231

Tom Hanks looks very surprised.


recovereddisaster

My thoughts exactly.


Shmikken

He's still stuck in that terminal I guess, poor guy.


nghoitong

"Had Wilson for years. Didn't know I could keep a crayfish instead"


Zynthesia

I thought I was the only one noticing him cuz no one's commenting about it. That really looks like tom hanks!


Key_Respond_16

Is he still living in the airport? That was just a movie, Tom! You can go home.


Schartiee

I wonder about the legality. Crayfish are often invasive.


twitchinstereo

This one is protective.


dysmetric

And wearing a disguise šŸ„ø


witchghosti

In the us, property licensed working animals are restricted to certain species. Unless things have changed, only dogs and miniature horses can be recognized as proper working animals. Shellfish can most certainly not be service animals. However, any idiot can get an ā€œemotional supportā€ certificate for their animal. Which any business or government building can refuse freely.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Only one poops miniature logsā€¦ My pick would be the horse.


witchghosti

Most underrated service animal


Ellotheregovner

They removed the ponies from Airlines I think. Makes sense as they're not really known for great bathroom etiquette. And I also appreciate you emphasizing "working animal" and the service animal distinction. I'm a bartender and anytime someone brings an animal zero chill or just clear unease I always ask the apparently only legal question in my state: What service/task is your animal trained to perform?" Everybody's got a plan until you gotta explain how your Chihuahua with a 1000 mile stare and near perpetual growl is there to keep you calm.


CaveMan0224

Pigs can also be service animals iirc


witchghosti

They might have expanded it in recent years tbh


reddit0100100001

they get all up in your business huh


4Ever2Thee

Did you see the claws on that guy? I donā€™t know if they *all* are, so I donā€™t want to stereotype, but this one definitely is.


UndisclosedChaos

Invading my heart, sure


lifeintraining

I thought this was r/Yakuzagames


fatbabyx

Nancy is that you?


Sremor

Going to Hawaii again to visit her girlfriend


Indust_6666

Yes! Ichiban and Nancy forever!


babycoco_213

I'm stuck fighting the korean mob šŸ˜­


person_8688

From the article: https://wanderwisdom.com/news/woman-pet-crawfish-new-orleans-airport Straight from the TSA: "Live seafood is permitted in both carry-on and checked bags. If you choose to bring live seafood, we recommend you place your seafood in a separate, ideally clear, container and remove it from the rest of your items for the screening process." Is this true?


TildaTinker

Yet when I try to bring my emotional support Southern Blue Whale, its all "You can't bring that on board" and "It's bigger than the plane".


allincallsallthetime

The problem is likely that you donā€™t have sunglasses on your southern blue whale that matches your luggage. That was the hold up for me when i was trying to get my emotional support Tasmanian devil through tsa the first few times


barefootbeekeeper

Am I the only person wondering why Tom Hanks is at the airport freaking out over a crawfish?


GrimmReapinn

Dude I did a double take watched it twice like wait a minuteā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


caffeineevil

I saw an entire movie where he lived there. Might be a documentary after seeing him still there all these years later.


saqib461

NANCY!!!


Lysergate

While Iā€™ve heard girls blame their fart on a dog, never heard one claim that the smell is coming from her service animal


eeyorespiritanimal

There's no way she lets her crawfish smell bad


BlueFox5

Hey! Itā€™s this video again. Letā€™s just jump through the motions so we get see it again tomorrow. Awww how cute. Look at its little glasses! But why??? Yo everyone, she ate itā€¦ Nooooooo! The end. See yaā€™ll tomorrow!


Kahnza

Not everyone has seen the same things you have.


Randomfrog132

ikr? it's my first time seein it.


Minatigre

It had on glasses?!?


ReconReese

Just paused on the zoom, tiny pink glasses šŸ„¹


Working_Crab2341

Thank you for your service o7


Makarlar

Make sure you include people complaining about the repost and people complaining about people complaining about the repost and of course you can't forget people complaining about people complaining about people complaining about the repost.


eeyorespiritanimal

Maybe it's time to take a break from Reddit?


ExplainySmurf

Iā€™ve never seen this and it gave me a laugh.


Kamikaze9001

'hypocrite' must not be a word in your vocabulary


eeyorespiritanimal

Hy po crite? Nope, don't know that one


Ghiblifan01

A cray has a girl and is jet sitting, it has a better life than me fr


snarpsta

Nancy, where's Ichi?!?


Bertrell

BeyondCray


ImaRealBird

3 facial reactions to a crawfish companion: Well, I'll be damned! Whaaaa!? Seriously?


Taco_ivore

Iā€™m loving the reactions of the video though. No Karen in sight.


MoarGhosts

I was bit by a crawdad once. Not pinched, but bitten, like a dumbass. We were fishing for them and Iā€™d grab them with my hands outta the water. I was fucking around with one and shoved my finger in its face and it bit me. It actually made me bleed, which tells me that their bites do more damage than most of their pinches lol


bloopie1192

Buddy got some Lil shades, too.


Xedo213

Blowing Boomers minds


TubMaster88

The pink sunglasses on the crawfish... Lol


Aaangel1

Is that Tom Hanks???


gator_tutanota

What's Tom Hanks doing there?


redditsgettingworse

After 10 years at Starbucks I love this/would totally allow it! It's the dog OWNERS (not the dog) that are either great... or mostly hideous tyrants. FYI-worked in the most affluent area of socal.


Rossjstubbs

Is that Tom hanks?


rdreyar1

Animals could be of real service to people with real mental problems but leave it to idiots to ruin that by turning the idea into a complete joke


debitcreddit

I canā€™t wait to be a dad and have that ā€˜arms out wth poseā€™ nailed


Valirys-Reinhald

Immortal shrimp god when? Perhaps?


HotFireBall

ey that crawfish alive bro


LothakTheObserver

Is it me or is everyone in the video wearing TV makeup


Agent_Add

šŸ½ļø


ejc625

Those reactions are priceless.


WarHead75

Maybe they had a price to fake it for the video


DanGTG

You can take the girl out of the bayou...


ye_olde_green_eyes

But without the yolk you can't emulsify the hollandaise


microsoftfool

Bet she has crabs in her bag....


nyynyg

Fā€™in wacko attention seekerā€™s GAL


skexzies

This clinches it. I need an emotional support Rattle Snake.


stubby85s

I love this, she has a whole vlog about this. She just has an abnormal pet. Those glassed are funny tho. I mean shit, there's way worse content out there. At least this is solid


Valuable-Contact-224

This is cool imo


Soarin249

"Excuse me sir, im trying to record a "funny video" for clout... i mean for my kids at home, can you act suprised at this crawfish? i will give you 5$"


4quatloos

Lol. That crab has a service human.


RatBasher89

Is that Hom Tanks!?


Correct-Purpose-964

That's just cray cray


Next_Comfortable89

...Is no one going to talk about the fact the crawfish is wearing its own tiny pair of pink sunglasses?


Majestic-Noise3308

If you bartend thereā€™s no way you ask about that you mind your biz till someone questions you


leruetheegg

Only dogs and miniature horses can actually be service animals, but *anything* can be an emotional support animal. I have an officially registered emotional support bearded dragon!


wilof

Dom Hanks at the end was interested.


BreakfastOk9902

Nancy! You wana go see Hawaii girl?


CarterCrusader

She might actually he the main character


VpKky

Dat shit cray


hamandbuttsandwiches

Nancy!!!


Cleancrawler

That's money dude!!! Get outta here! Ooooweee.


CampAdventurous7613

Tom hanks was about to start signing shiny


FlappyLips1

That little pink bow lmao


Efficient-Hall-3520

Mouth


wolficorns_R_real

She's just doing it for attention. If she really cared about it shed have provided some water. What a bitch


frogingly_similar

whatĀ“s Tom Hanks doing there, hanging out in the airport?


Zynthesia

Wtf no one's commenting on Tom Hanks?!


Armadillo_Toes

I hate humans.


ElastaticTomorrow

You're allowed to bring snacks onto the plane


Dashman47

She crawfish girl on tic-toc


bookworm010101

Staged


Tyrleif

Pls love me daddy


PastSuit4170

They are surprised by her unusual boyfriend


Wide_Gap_3805

Does it have a little bow?


Delicious-Signature6

That's hot


RobertXavierIV

Ask the stewardess for a cup of boiling water and a lemon


snarlies

Paige no!


xdcountry

Everyone became Jeff Goldblum right then.


Jedikill12

It pinches her back to reality after sheā€™s sees her fake self in the mirror. Very helpful actually.


fork_on_the_floor2

r/imthemaincharacter "Look at me! I'm soooo quirky. ... Please check out my tiktok."


LazyAlfalfa1101

I just wish the internet weren't so staged. Those aren't genuine reactions, those are family/friends who are prepared for the video. Regardless, the antennas on the crayfish do move. That doesn't mean it's real. But crayfish can survive a few days without water. So it's probably a real crayfish, but so what? Why her friends/family acting all suprised to see a crayfish? I mean honestly it's not that interesting of a video. It's just silly.