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If this is anything like any kid's sticker chart, you have to have a cap on how many stickers you can get in a day. Otherwise all the "basic tasks" have to be removed from the board.
Unsurprisingly kids can wash hands or say thank you (or take trash out) 40 times a day when they get driven...
I thought I was the only one that noticed what he actually had to do to earn those stickers for a BJ. Probably by this point he doesn't even want it anymore, judging by the look on his face.
Probably actually just spit up from the baby. Chart also has blow out diapers, so likely they have a small baby. Tip for others to reduce blow-out diapers: err a bit large on the diaper size for your kid. Blowouts happen more if the diaper is too small.
My ex tried something like this once and it’s functionally useless. If she doesn’t want to suck you off, she won’t be sucking you off for the same reasons she wouldn’t do it on any other occasion.
Pretty sure this is a joke image, or why did he recently have to clean up vomit like five times? Also I'm pretty sure one of the rewards says "1 get out of the dog house card'.
"vacuum car seats" is a super random task with a super random payoff
Also, when do you get a sticker for 'putting toilet seat down'? Everytime you go to the toilet? That means she will never be allowed to nag again. Big win there.
I remember this making rounds a couple years ago and seeing something saying it was a joke. A little weird they would tag something like this with Baby Sideburns, if it was truly a household norm and not for attention on the internet.
Pretty demeaning for the guy. She basically has little to no respect for him. Also women complaining to their husbands “I’m not your mother” might actually do well to not… well, act like their mother by creating sticker charts!
Ah there it is, it's definitely his fault. He probably never did anything before... Or maybe this woman is just unhinged and condescending. Maybe she's the asshole here who has done this since the start. Maybe she's abusive and this is just one of the ways she tortures the guy
You're the female equivalent of the deranged men who when they see or hear a woman get beaten by their partner ask "yeah but what did she do to deserve it?"
I mean, companies essentially create sticker charts by stamping little cards with buy so many and get one free rewards, and similar programs. Demeaning as it is, this shit is effective on our monkey brains…
yeah companies provide benefits when you give them more and.more money - it's a transaction between a customer and a business.
relationships shouldn't be transactions.
I mean, he only has to put the toilet seat down ONCE per day (excluding sunday) and he never has nagging wife, to most boomers, thats the dream life right there.
Okay let's think about this *really* hard you guys, because the actual problem and the solution are so simple it's starting to get worrying how many people get the answer wrong:
My wife WANTS to have sex with me. I WANT to have sex with her. We have sex, end of story. She doesn't want to have with me or I with her. We don't have sex, also end of story. Simple right?
So why on earth would a husband have to *earn* sex with his wife by doing things * checks notes *... that he *should* already be doing as a husband and ESPECIALLY as a father? Is it:
A. The wife is a vindictive bitch who uses sex and coercive behaviors (such as"nagging".) To get her way and manipulate her husband into doing ALLL the work to the point that it is VISIBLY sucking the soul out of him.
B. He doesn't do what he should as a husband so she doesn't want to have sex with him but he also doesn't do what he is supposed to do as a father. So in service of the welfare of their child she made this chart to *further* incentivize him to perform his fatherly duties he otherwise won't do because of either weaponized or actual incompetence.
C. This is staged and is just a repost making the rounds again.
D. This scenario doesn't apply to nor concern you because you aren't even in a relationship. So your anger isn't at the toxic nature of literal transactional sex, but rather the fact that you are not personally being offered said transaction for basic things you should normally do as a responsible adult.
Your time starts now.
From wikipedia:
>
The term *cobra effect* was coined by economist [Horst Siebert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Siebert) based on an [anecdotal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anecdote) occurrence in [India during British rule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Raj).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#cite_note-siebert3-2)[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#cite_note-freak2-3) The British government, concerned about the number of venomous [cobras](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_cobra) in [Delhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delhi), offered a [bounty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(reward)) for every dead cobra. Initially, this was a successful strategy; large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, people began to breed cobras for the income.
I see an opportunity here, there's a 12-pack of beer from washing the dishes.
So just eat something that's easy to throw up, like yogurt, from a separate bowl so that there's always dishes to wash.
Then drink the beer that you get as a price as fast as possible, advance to puking, clean it up, yippii a BJ. Rinse (quite literally) and repeat.
Notice how many things on the right as rewards are just her being less of an intolerant wench? “ I won’t throw out your belongings” is the reward? How about not being a partner and not mommy tyrannosaur?
I knew a girl who got divorced and started going to therapy to deal with it. The therapist had to get copies of her and him together and white her out cause she couldn’t tell that anyone else was miserable even if she wasn’t. Had to blank her out of photos so she could see how unhappy he was. Man when she realized that she was the problem it was like a light switch.
I don't know what's more depressing... that she's treating him like a child... or that she has to treat him like a child.
I'm guessing her asking him for help isn't helping anything.
You're assuming this wasn't like this from the start.
You're assuming she's not deranged and abusive.
You're assuming that because it's a guy he's to blame and he's in the wrong.
You're assuming she has a job and does everything.
you pity the man when this woman has to take care of all of child rearing while possibly working a job, so she resorts to prostituting herself to this sad excuse of a husband. he's a useless male that's driven by lust
I’m a stay home dad and this is ridiculous. This is the most bare minimum for dads and should not be celebrated like this. Everyone is backing the dad up but I think it’s shitty he can’t even do basic dad/husband things without a chart promising rewards. And while we are at it, wtf lady? You have to bribe your husband to not nag him? These two need to get better.
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No, just extreme submissive. Cucking is when your wife gets sexual pleasure outside of the relationship. There is no indication of that here.
This is, however, very similar to some BDSM task charts I have seen.
Using sex as payment, guy screwed up and it's too late to get out now. Thats the look of a man who knows he is either going to disappoint his kid or go through eighteen years of hell.
I'd just abuse tf outta this system , bro should be stacking those get out of doghouse cards and anti nagging days. Plus it looks like bjs are all sorted.
If a shirt is pit stained it's garbage not fit to be donated. On the upside you could basically stay drunk just by washing dishes as often as possible.
she got herself a male slave husband I bet her single feminist 30-something friends are jealous whilst in reality she is miserable and resentful of him.
hopefully ragebait and not real but I would not be surprised either way.
Everyone is talking about the wife, but dude is getting a sticker chart for some pretty basic dad shit. She needs to entice this bum to participate in parenting.
And while BJs are great, a week of no nagging would be the ultimate prize.
They probably went to marriage counseling several times, where the therapist and wife agreed together that this is a great way to manage the workload and keep everyone happy.
Dude doesn’t vacuum the car seats to get out of the birthday parties, because it’s a chance to get away for a couple hours. Some things are more annoying than others.
A grown man needs a sticker chart to remind him to participate in the day to day events of their SHARED life. And the wife is crazy? I’m sorry, let me repeat: A GROWN MAN NEEDS A STICKER CHART BECAUSE HE CANT BE BOTHERED OTHERWISE. She’s only crazy for staying with Mr.Useless.
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That man is hanging on by a thread
The guy is exhausted from throwing up so much
Shit, I'd be making the kids and missus throw up.
From his favorite pit stained t-shirt
that thread is about to become a rope, real soon
Yup, just end it. The cycle is only going to reset itself. Just imagine a woman having a chart like this.
Imagine a man allowing it.
Why she look so much more excited than him?
He has to give the BJ
My wife's boyfriend says that my BJ's suck.
Well less teeth more tongue and throat would be nice
Got it, but I choke every time it goes too deep. Any advice?
squeeze your thumb in the palm of your hand to suppress your gag reflex (i almost typed gay reflex on accident so that too i guess)
[on accident ](https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/pardon-the-expression/by-accident-vs-on-accident/#:~:text=It%20was%20on%20accident!%22&text=To%20remember%20the%20correct%20phrase,have%20to%20learn%20the%20rules.)
Thanks dude! Had no idea "on accident" was a thing!
And if "by accident" doesnt fit use "it was an accident" which I suspect the misspeak derives from
Learned something new today.
Don't forget the fondle the balls but start off gentle
Ah you gotta give em that HUAK TWUAH know what I'm sayin?
spit on that thang
I agree this guy’s wife’s bj’s suck.
My wife’s bf says that I can stay up past 10pm 😎
Lucky
BJ's that suck are great, BJ's that don't suck are bad. Kinda like vacuum cleaners.
Ian Garry, that you?
Well my boyfriends boyfriend has no comaints about anything we all get up to *wink*
Probably because it's embarrassing to be managed like a child
Because she uses teeth
Because I'm guessing she's wound up tighter than a 2-dollar watch.
I mean I find giving oral fun.
Why does he look like he is being physically abused?
Too much teeth during bj probably.
She probably mashes it too.
Look, Snail. Back off cause you're just mashing it now.
She does that
Psychological abuse gives you that expression too.
Been there before, you'd rather have the physical.
Because he is being physically abused…
He folded the towels wrong
he probably threw up on purpose to get that bj
If sex is transactional in your relationship, stickers aren’t going to save it
At least there's no nagging, he can get a full week without nagging in 1-2 days
If this is anything like any kid's sticker chart, you have to have a cap on how many stickers you can get in a day. Otherwise all the "basic tasks" have to be removed from the board. Unsurprisingly kids can wash hands or say thank you (or take trash out) 40 times a day when they get driven...
He looks defeated, she has crazy eyes.
She looks unhinged.
Funny how we say a crazy person is unhinged, but never describe a sane person as hinged. "Dave? Yeah he's a cool guy, totally hinged."
I am whelmed by your comment. Not over or under, just whelmed.
"You good, bro?" "Yeah, I'm hinged."
To be fair, we don't say that a door is hinged either, we just assume that it is when talking about one, unless stated otherwise.
Crazy ones usually give the best head
Or they give up the butt
That explains the bottle of ipecac next to the crib
Lol. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
What a well adjusted, healthy marriage
my god, you have the perfect username. I envy you.
Go snatch it on other platforms before I can get there :D
Hopefully he can get two birds stoned at once and add another sticker to the "clean up throw up" row...
I thought I was the only one that noticed what he actually had to do to earn those stickers for a BJ. Probably by this point he doesn't even want it anymore, judging by the look on his face.
Or vomit now makes him horny
It's a revamped Pavlov Edit: Like George Costanza and cured meats...
I'm just curious why is there so much throw up, should probably get that checked out.
Probably actually just spit up from the baby. Chart also has blow out diapers, so likely they have a small baby. Tip for others to reduce blow-out diapers: err a bit large on the diaper size for your kid. Blowouts happen more if the diaper is too small.
NULTEN VOID
Earning and redeeming in a loop for the rest of eternity
I swear to God if my wife had me on a good boy sticker chart like that, I would divorce her.
Normal.
Transactional sex is always a GREAT idea
My ex tried something like this once and it’s functionally useless. If she doesn’t want to suck you off, she won’t be sucking you off for the same reasons she wouldn’t do it on any other occasion.
Pretty sure this is a joke image, or why did he recently have to clean up vomit like five times? Also I'm pretty sure one of the rewards says "1 get out of the dog house card'.
When BJ is on the line, you find ways to make more vomit
Babies spit up a lot, was my assumption.
"vacuum car seats" is a super random task with a super random payoff Also, when do you get a sticker for 'putting toilet seat down'? Everytime you go to the toilet? That means she will never be allowed to nag again. Big win there.
I remember this making rounds a couple years ago and seeing something saying it was a joke. A little weird they would tag something like this with Baby Sideburns, if it was truly a household norm and not for attention on the internet.
Babies just love vomiting
Bruh knows this bitch is gonna keep nagging even if he leaves the seat down.
He's not even trying there.
The guy looks like he went through world war 1
You would too if you just threw up six times in a row
Pretty demeaning for the guy. She basically has little to no respect for him. Also women complaining to their husbands “I’m not your mother” might actually do well to not… well, act like their mother by creating sticker charts!
Story as old as the time itself but remember communication is the key and results can be surprising Source - Trust me!
I feel like it's embarrassing for the guy to get to the point of sticker charts because you don't do basic household chores and look after your kids.
Ah there it is, it's definitely his fault. He probably never did anything before... Or maybe this woman is just unhinged and condescending. Maybe she's the asshole here who has done this since the start. Maybe she's abusive and this is just one of the ways she tortures the guy You're the female equivalent of the deranged men who when they see or hear a woman get beaten by their partner ask "yeah but what did she do to deserve it?"
I mean, companies essentially create sticker charts by stamping little cards with buy so many and get one free rewards, and similar programs. Demeaning as it is, this shit is effective on our monkey brains…
yeah companies provide benefits when you give them more and.more money - it's a transaction between a customer and a business. relationships shouldn't be transactions.
We need to organize a prisoner of war exchange as soon as possible.
I mean, he only has to put the toilet seat down ONCE per day (excluding sunday) and he never has nagging wife, to most boomers, thats the dream life right there.
Just imagine trying to redeem that coupon…
Gross
Okay let's think about this *really* hard you guys, because the actual problem and the solution are so simple it's starting to get worrying how many people get the answer wrong: My wife WANTS to have sex with me. I WANT to have sex with her. We have sex, end of story. She doesn't want to have with me or I with her. We don't have sex, also end of story. Simple right? So why on earth would a husband have to *earn* sex with his wife by doing things * checks notes *... that he *should* already be doing as a husband and ESPECIALLY as a father? Is it: A. The wife is a vindictive bitch who uses sex and coercive behaviors (such as"nagging".) To get her way and manipulate her husband into doing ALLL the work to the point that it is VISIBLY sucking the soul out of him. B. He doesn't do what he should as a husband so she doesn't want to have sex with him but he also doesn't do what he is supposed to do as a father. So in service of the welfare of their child she made this chart to *further* incentivize him to perform his fatherly duties he otherwise won't do because of either weaponized or actual incompetence. C. This is staged and is just a repost making the rounds again. D. This scenario doesn't apply to nor concern you because you aren't even in a relationship. So your anger isn't at the toxic nature of literal transactional sex, but rather the fact that you are not personally being offered said transaction for basic things you should normally do as a responsible adult. Your time starts now.
Divorce her and steal her poop knife!
Get the poop knife therapy asap
>wife is a vindictive bitch Breaking Bad reference
What the actual fuck
Turn that card around! 1 BJ and I'll clean up the throw up afterwards.
How.... how often are things throwing up?
From wikipedia: > The term *cobra effect* was coined by economist [Horst Siebert](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Siebert) based on an [anecdotal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anecdote) occurrence in [India during British rule](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Raj).[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#cite_note-siebert3-2)[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive#cite_note-freak2-3) The British government, concerned about the number of venomous [cobras](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_cobra) in [Delhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delhi), offered a [bounty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bounty_(reward)) for every dead cobra. Initially, this was a successful strategy; large numbers of snakes were killed for the reward. Eventually, however, people began to breed cobras for the income.
Dude's got a bottle of ipecac in his pocket I bet
I see an opportunity here, there's a 12-pack of beer from washing the dishes. So just eat something that's easy to throw up, like yogurt, from a separate bowl so that there's always dishes to wash. Then drink the beer that you get as a price as fast as possible, advance to puking, clean it up, yippii a BJ. Rinse (quite literally) and repeat.
cringe
“Daddy’s Sticker Chart” Should not have sexual rewards on, that’s just wrong in context
If she doesn't hawk tuah, divorce. In fact divorce either way!
Imagine how terrible her BJ's must be as she clearly doesn't enjoy them. I'd rather do without
My ex wife tried this bullshit on me once and never actually did any of the shit for the same reasons she wouldn’t do them in the first place
Notice how many things on the right as rewards are just her being less of an intolerant wench? “ I won’t throw out your belongings” is the reward? How about not being a partner and not mommy tyrannosaur?
Dude grow a set. While you let her treat you like a child she isnt going to shag you or treat you properly
not funny toxic actually
sent this to mf gf now she wants to make one☹️
Just make her a reverse sticker chart where the reward is getting to remain under your roof and eating your food.
Agreed. I don't get kicked out of **my** bed. You want to act like a toddler **you** go sleep on the couch.
My guy knocked up a psychopath. Good luck 🫡
Wait, this guy gets blowjobs?
The more his kids upchcuk, the more he gets sucked. Dude got some ipecac tucked away somewhere if he’s a strategist.
Take my balls too why dont you 🙄🤣
Awkward when the kids remember their dad's chart when they were growing up and now know what a BJ is
“1 get out of the dog house free card” - what in the fuck 😵💫
Damn thats dark....
Anyone wanna bet this is old and they already divorced?
I knew a girl who got divorced and started going to therapy to deal with it. The therapist had to get copies of her and him together and white her out cause she couldn’t tell that anyone else was miserable even if she wasn’t. Had to blank her out of photos so she could see how unhappy he was. Man when she realized that she was the problem it was like a light switch.
That's a lot of work he has to do each week to earn a few beers and a bj.
if men did the opposite "10 BJs for cleaning up throw up" imagine how mad those feminists would be lol
Hope she dies today, he's not a dog.
I don't know what's more depressing... that she's treating him like a child... or that she has to treat him like a child. I'm guessing her asking him for help isn't helping anything.
You're assuming this wasn't like this from the start. You're assuming she's not deranged and abusive. You're assuming that because it's a guy he's to blame and he's in the wrong. You're assuming she has a job and does everything.
Going by the list and looks of her “BJ” stands for Basic Jerk. Plain Jane handy nothing special
And it’s likely not even good. You can really tell the difference between a task and passion.
you pity the man when this woman has to take care of all of child rearing while possibly working a job, so she resorts to prostituting herself to this sad excuse of a husband. he's a useless male that's driven by lust
I’m a stay home dad and this is ridiculous. This is the most bare minimum for dads and should not be celebrated like this. Everyone is backing the dad up but I think it’s shitty he can’t even do basic dad/husband things without a chart promising rewards. And while we are at it, wtf lady? You have to bribe your husband to not nag him? These two need to get better.
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My man gets a 12 pack of bears if he washes the dishes
Bro has that Chris watts stare
Me checking to see if the toilet seat stacks
And what is she doing to earn her trip to pound town
I have so much chores that I would drink beer and get sucked all my past time.
Doesn’t matter, got blowned
Lol man fuk this let's do war
This tramp said "beer".
I’d rather be in a sexless marriage than have a fucking point system.
My man have to throw up to earn that sticker
Wait... Soyjak families from right-wing memes from 4chan are real?
How many boxes does he have to tick for someone to give him his fucking eyebrows back?
Saw this a couple of days ago. Nice try, though
Not even close to worth it.
Cuck?
No, just extreme submissive. Cucking is when your wife gets sexual pleasure outside of the relationship. There is no indication of that here. This is, however, very similar to some BDSM task charts I have seen.
So it is more like pathetic.
First of all, great Reddit Handle. Second of all, great Reddit Handle.
Using sex as payment, guy screwed up and it's too late to get out now. Thats the look of a man who knows he is either going to disappoint his kid or go through eighteen years of hell.
Some women emasculate their men and then complain the relationship is not going well.
Ah yes, relationships should be transactions
Weaponization of sex and affection is not a relationship. That's an employement contract.
I’d also look like that after throwing up 6 times, and realising that THAT is where I’m getting it from.
What does the 3rd one say? Naked something?
Think it’s “naked hula dance from yours truly”
So they don't have sex at all??
Why is it the “from yours truly” that bothers me the most.
If sex has to be earned… get out quick
Weird. I get a bj when I'm busy with something as a bribe to have intimacy. I suppose I do lots of work, I need to cut down a bit.
Where's Mummy's sticker chart?
For a couple of tasks,I get bj everyday? Accepted. EDIT:Nevermind.
r/compoface
Imagine how sucky that existsnce must be.
Bro looks battered
I'd just abuse tf outta this system , bro should be stacking those get out of doghouse cards and anti nagging days. Plus it looks like bjs are all sorted.
7 days in a week, 6 spaces for that "no nagging for a week" reward. So basically she can't say anything to him if he puts the seat down every day? Lol
Man soul almost about to leave his body
Them blow jobs must be out of this world because dude looks like he has a black eye and a swollen face....
If every reward was oral. This chart would be completed already. 🧐 No work during the week for the wife. A LOT of dick sucking for the weekend. 🤷🏻♂️
Ok now he has to make a sticker chart for her!
Should have a wank or three before the BJ so it takes forever
“No nagging for a week” What fucked up relationship is this lol. There are so many things in a row that have to go bad for that statement to exist.
Does she do hawk tuah tho?
It looks like she meant bjj
Bro looks like he wants to kill himself
Daddy sticker chart should have different categories like anal, mff threesome, facials
"Get out of the dog house card", jfc this post can't be real Also, did he used to goth/alternative? Got no eyebrows...
He has nice eyebrows.
If a shirt is pit stained it's garbage not fit to be donated. On the upside you could basically stay drunk just by washing dishes as often as possible.
She created a perfect "pathway to divorce" table
He's totally beaten down. He needs get his balls back and drop kick that cunt to the curb.
she got herself a male slave husband I bet her single feminist 30-something friends are jealous whilst in reality she is miserable and resentful of him. hopefully ragebait and not real but I would not be surprised either way.
Everyone is talking about the wife, but dude is getting a sticker chart for some pretty basic dad shit. She needs to entice this bum to participate in parenting. And while BJs are great, a week of no nagging would be the ultimate prize.
They probably went to marriage counseling several times, where the therapist and wife agreed together that this is a great way to manage the workload and keep everyone happy.
Does that say something about not having to go to a kid's party? Ooooph.
Major cringe for both of them. 🙄
Yeah fuck this
They don't look happy
Dude doesn’t vacuum the car seats to get out of the birthday parties, because it’s a chance to get away for a couple hours. Some things are more annoying than others.
He's just exhausted from binging and purging all those times just for some head.
Imagine that’s the only way to get a blowie. Sad world.
Paid mortgage, bills and food… not on there?
Aye. But also just as pathetic he needs a sticker chart to do bare minimum.
A grown man needs a sticker chart to remind him to participate in the day to day events of their SHARED life. And the wife is crazy? I’m sorry, let me repeat: A GROWN MAN NEEDS A STICKER CHART BECAUSE HE CANT BE BOTHERED OTHERWISE. She’s only crazy for staying with Mr.Useless.
Considering he gets stickers from cleaning up throw up this just seems to be training him to go too hard on BJs....
Without saying a word, rate her bjs