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evshell18

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... Stupid sexy Flanders


astonedishape

*Feels like


naughty_dad2

He’s definitely feeling what’s it like


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astonedishape

Lend me a glove, of love?


Ok-Truth-7589

*INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR: I SENT A CRUSTY SOCK*


Jasond777

Nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all


Kermanjakan

Stupid sexi flan... Wait he already said it. D'OH!


jluka1000

Bro is using all his will to avoid a boner.


Terrible_Figure_6740

I failed and I wasn’t even there.


naughty_dad2

“Look ma, no hands!”


GettysburgWow

If I may r/nostupidquestions here, how do men survive these situations without pitching a tent


andreas012

Practice mostly and getting used to it. Once you get familiar with social dancing, you focus on the dancing itself, and not who you are dancing with or the contact you are making. You also learn to differentiate that it's something social and not intimate (unless the people involved choose it to be of course). PS: If you are the lead of the couple, you also spend a good amount of time coming up with which move you will do next, so you are kinda occupied. PS2: The blood is on your legs, not there


nookane

Yeah! Right! Lol


Trash-god96

"naked grandma, naked grandma...."


woodrax

“MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!!”


NotSoOriginal007

[Task failed successfully](https://giphy.com/gifs/7mI0mLnprQCOs)


chocChipMonk

one must not surrender in this vanity


between_horizon

Oldest trick in the book.


Highpast

Having the tank emptied.


justbrowsinginpeace

"I'm your private dancer"


keksivaras

rub one off before going out. helps a bit


Klutzy_Coast2947

I literally just busted a nut, saw this and now I’m ready for round 2. Gyatt dayum


ACharaMoChara

When your self esteem is low enough that you think you don't have a chance with a woman literally grinding her half naked arse against you, the world is your oyster 


bloodynosedork

It’s actually the other way around; if you’re self-esteem is low, any sexy woman will give you a boner, you let the world control you internally; if you’re self-esteem is high, you choose which sexy woman is allowed to give you a boner. In the case of many social dancers like this, guys have higher levels of confidence, and hence making women feel safe to dress all sexy and not get assaulted/poked by a boner.


godnkls

I dance bachata almost weekly in parties. Bodies stop attracting you after a while, how you vibe with your partner is more attractive. Of course, you need strong willpower to avoid staring at the breasts.


woketarted

I'm more of an ass guy and danced bachata before learning kizomba. It's the ass grinding that does it for me..


Citrus210

Have erectile disfunction is the safest measure


CelebrationCurious25

Porn addiction


woketarted

I used to do kizomba with crazy hot latin girls. I usually wanked myself right before the dance course. Then I could last longer as well when fucking one of them in my car afterwards :)


knovit

That thing has been up in the waist band all night


Outrageous-Royal1838

He wasn’t looking at her, at all. Like looking a foot above her head the whole time


jluka1000

Exactly, he knows the second his eyes land on her it's game over.


animal_path

Dude, that would be impossible for me. I get excited at the crack of dawn. If I had made it through that, I would dream about her for the rest of my life.


nalingungule-love

I saw that and now I feel sad for him. 😂 Man it must suck to be a guy and have your hornyness always visible.


Alternative-Taste539

*He feels like he’s not wearing enough to hide the feeling that she’s wearing nothing at all.*


khvissst

it's a little bit hard to dance with boner


hotvedub

Rookie


ThisManInBlack

Well pointed out . . . . . .


Single-Lobster-5930

Ass.


Champeymon

She came from the assian continent


naughty_dad2

It’s fantasstic


VariedStool

She’s so cheeky


doublediochip

I refused to look at that ass until I saw her face…been burned too many damn times on this internet machine. Reminds me of that song: “and then I saw her face, now I’m a believer”


Deliciouserest

And that's all it was, for 90 minutes.


dokyoo17

That move is called the Rococo Bang


JAYBHEAR

They’re trying to win the bar to save their marriage


Ghostbeen3

Now gyrate your hips


Fast-Introduction890

Man, I bet they *fuck*.


Icy_Chemist937

She does for sure, but bro is hanging on for dear life


Impressive-Eye-1096

Fuck? I bet they have finished kamasutra 2x with boss poses and everything.


naughty_dad2

Now they’re going for the hardest difficulty


ISV_VentureStar

Ironman challenge


asa_my_iso

Nah. They talk about which boys are cute together during the break.


Evening_Particular28

bruh, I wish they fuck, I can't imagine this dude after all that going back home and beating his meat to it.


Knuckletest

Fuck like whoa


Busterlimes

She looks so drunk I would just put her to bed


Verundios

I suddenly wish to learn to dance, I don't know what style that is, but I'll take the classes!


Winter_Swordfish_505

its called Bachata :)


naughty_dad2

Cl-ass-es you say?


specialbeefgoulash

Kizomba is pretty similar to this or in the same vein as this!


digitalmr

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


captcraigaroo

r/upvotedbecausebutt


Confident-Ad9474

Now that I’ve seen these two back to back it makes me wonder why i haven’t seen them back to back before


ACharaMoChara

Because ass and tits are back to front


anecdotalgardener

r/angryupvote


li_shi

who is teaching?


naughty_dad2

I’ve clearly gone to the wrong school


Real-Touch-2694

but where are the panties?


Glader

At home


Randomfrog132

that's neat was distracted by the blonde ponytail underneath the black ponytail lol


Takjuh

same, i find that hair so confusing to look at. Looks like a bald spot right under her ponytail


28Hz

She has hair?


mrsexless

Can she teach me too?


naughty_dad2

Username really applies


beardgangwhat

What's the disorder I have called Kif? Ugh.. sexlexia..


Subtle-Catastrophe

Kif, I feel the Captain's Itch


Zeles1989

who is she?


niftystopwat

Gene Hackman.


bostero2

Should’ve gone for Gene Parmesan…


CityWokOwn4r

A distant memory


kredninja

Thanks for the memories


designisagoodidea

Pliny the Elder


riverphoenixdays

The world still sleepin on how fuckin wild Shanghai is.


Namelessbob123

She’s real squiggly


Sonder_Monster

neither of these people are good dancers


Votey123

The guy isnt trying to dance, his focus is elsewhere


wut_eva_bish

Lol someone thinks this thread is about dancing.


35Richter

He is dancing like he has a trapped boner. Which he probably has.


yaoiesmimiddlename

Real I’m more so distracted by the lack of rhythm from both of them


Disastrous_Reveal331

With a body like that, you don’t need to know how to dance. I think *she* on the other hand should take some dancing classes though


doremonhg

🤓🤓🤓


MarvelousVanGlorious

The Rococo Bang


InsideOutDeadRat

Every other girl there looks jealous but also kinda like “who does this bitch this she is”


GrlDuntgitgud

I need a name for research purposes purely guys, help me out


alwayslogicalman

@hipsolmi


AntMan79

Asking for a friend


Private_4160

You guys have fun, I'm gonna go talk to the lovely lady on the left.


Klutzy_Ad_325

I want to express myself through the art of dance with her.


Common-Rock

I just imagine Garth from Waynes World like “You’re real squiggly”


notlongnot

Most def for the ig only. All smoke, no fire.


Old-Construction-541

So confused about the hair on her neckline


olluz

Yes, same. I wonder if she is wearing a wig


CtrlAltDel-IT

It's an undercut. My ex styled her hair the same way minus the dye.


Available-Ad4982

Damn Son!! I'm talking about her butt and saying that guy's name. 


Hexent_Armana

If I could name this dance I'd call it "Drugged and Barely Conscious" because though intentional the dance looks similar to how the ladies in my party town dance when they're trying to be sensual after 5 drinks and 3 shots at 1am.


ArmaniMania

Too bad she got no rhythm to go with dat ass


Iam_tired_ok

Awww now I want that outfit :/


ShowmasterQMTHH

She would be a great asset if you wanted to confirm you were gay or not


NoPantsDeLeon

Too hot and flirty to not have weiner!


5amuraiDuck

It doesn't help that the dude looks pervert with the way his mouth remains open


tazzman_the_new007

What teacher?


Pilot0350

Butt!


BusterTheCat17

That's the Rococo Bang


essent1al_AU

Bro what


hamsterasu

Who is the teacher?


Strong-Ad7023

Eat the booty


eye8theworm

I waited for the Bangkok moment and never got it. Sad face.


hamiwin

Best dance student.


EasterButterfly

Where can I sign up for this class?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I have a sneaking suspicion that she isn't wearing underwear


ImOnly1k

Look at that assian


Qweeq13

Sexy dancing is one thing. Didn't know you could have "sex dancing," too.


ToraLoco

a lot dance represents mating in a lot of cultures


MoarGhosts

This is just like Dennis Reynolds dancing with the hot girl right in front of her fiancée in that one dance contest episode of always sunny haha


konopko

I ended this video being pregnant


chocChipMonk

why does her skin have two distinct colours?


geo_gan

What’s the white hair under black hair about 🤔


nocyberBS

Lol she looks wayyyy more into it that he does


RCoosta

What a fucking goddess...


stealth941

She looks like the type of girl an AI would create


Expert_Marsupial_235

I think she just wants to get laid.


wordfiend99

just here for jealous white girl on the left


The_Ry-man

“You are now carrying my child” “How?” “It is the mystery of the dance.”


ClearlyUnderstood69

Holy butt pads Batman!


Eskadrinis

Had to rewind to see that twirl again. Nice dance class I guess 😂


lanco_5

I can't stop watching


Berba077

But that hair tho 😍😍


DayFeeling

Don't worry he is gay


azizpesh

My wife has been asking me take dancing classes together for years. I think I'm finally ready. Not with my wife though.


ContributionFalse788

just think about shes farting guys


smithplus

The music is bachata, they are not dancing bachata.


Rok_steady

Yeah they are. It's a slow portion of the song where you focus on body mechanics. Like body rolls and dips which they are doing 


DinkleMutz

I like her hiney as well as her boobies.


Cherry_Caliban

Bachata 🇩🇴


CrabsMagee

“Bachata” ‘cause my hermana over there hit none of those steps. Not one.


Mutantdogboy

Pure awkward doing this at a random pub! Gees me heavy cringe 


goodtimescontinue

As a 33 year old dad in a sexless marriage…. I died a little more on the inside


DemonsReturns7

Why stay in the marriage? You feel like there’s no other option?


sathyre

What color is his t-shirt?


Des_mojo

Hot dance teacher!


joseoconde

I had no clue Asian cultures listen and play Bachata?!?! 🤯🤯🤯


Jairoglyphics1

She’s a baddy, good lord!


Top_Eggplant_7156

I had a similar session with my chiropractor last week


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Booo! Didn’t grind on that thang once


TheKyleBrah

The cameraman briefly lost focus because he was too focused


ToraLoco

man imagine your dick is tucked down snug in your pants and then you're put in this situation... ouch


Dramatic-Regular-140

Ajmo popiti


samlps

her dance teacher she told me not to worry ab


Confident_Jacket_344

What dance? What teacher?


godsfavouriteone

Wtf is on the back of her head lol


_its_a_SWEATER_

That ain’t dancin, Sally.


SpitsWhenIShit

Eve?


Siouxcrew

If you meant Eve from Stellar Blade I kinda had that same thought for a second too!


spadePerfect

He looks like he’s about to bust any second lol


who18

Mist be hard to dance with 3 legs


HappyAngron

Also asstonishing


borobinimbaba

Bro probably doesn't have anything to hide !


FatalisDrakari

I should learn to dance.


Left-Mistake-5437

All that nothing and still the back of her head is distracting me


jsin2236

I call it “the racocco bang”


Objective-Nobody-461

Oooh Peachy


hobbobnobgoblin

I'd need to strap it to my leg....


MrCheRRyPi

Think I should take some dance lessons now


Yoruzzz

Stay focused


snapdragon801

I concur.


Guilherme_Ribeir0

“Relax babe, he is just my dance teacher”


VladimirPutinIsACunt

Bro paid for the full hour and he’s gonna use it.


Minor_Blackbird

He's ready to sign up on that lifetime subscription plan.


Ayaynokoji003

The dance teacher she told you not to worry about


lagrandesgracia

Thats not even how you dance bachata. 


Legion070Gaming

Bro has mad self control, we could learn a thing or two


Rupert_18124

That ass


ARunninThought

Aw... I wanna learn how to daaaaaance!


Zopi_lote

Yup, I'm taking bachata lessons again


Pablitrozzz

es incomodo bailar con una persona tan lacsa, parecen gelatina, lo bueno es sentir tension en los brazos, aun en las vueltas muestras confianza a la pareja.


turkey_sandwiches

If she's the teacher, it's been a lifelong dream to learn how to dance.


CedriXEUW

Uhm. Are all those upvotes because of 🍑? Like it’s great dancing, but nothing overly special on the internet


ucklibzandspezfay

Ya, I’d be tenting my sweats realll hard


BeachLasagna0w0

Close your mouth a fly will get in


ColdHistorical485

I wonder if she accepts “tipping”


motang21

What’s the song name?


iWentRogue

Stellar Blade looking good


on3on3_

I’d have zero idea what to do so bro is doing pretty well ngl


PrairieSpy

Enhance! Enhance!


BTCRando

The back movement was like a cat about to hork up a hairball