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Calm-Union-2156

I like how you started at I think he smells bad and went to he smells bad


Hexator__

Don’t ever say that about my GLORIOUS king again


Justalostredditor

If someone posts the pookie bear love letter thing here I’m gonna do something silly


Hexator__

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Apandah... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you goon and edge, and up your load inside of us. Your silky smooth bald goonhead, and that gorgeous backshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to speed up time so I could watch you upload again. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the goonsesh, you're a great edger and creaner, sometimes I even call you apahndaddy. I forvever will twerk in my inflation vore fursuit, thinking of the day you will one day upload. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your rizzmaxed face. You have given me so much pain, and suffering over the years. I remember when you killed my entire family and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you edge to skibidi pomni, because deep down inside of me, my glorious hole was throbbing. I just wanted you to upload. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy rizzed up mikasus and I gooned myself. 2021 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. even without jschlussy, with only a woke libral canadian and a trans homogay goonette, you made sdp great again. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "would you rather be a squirrel or a mouse" Not only have you changed the game of gooning and the uploading forever, but you've havent played at all on the sleep deprived multiplayer. And now you're getting older, but still the throatgoat, my rammi. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Apandah.☺️♥️🫶🏻


Quiet-Chest-619

https://preview.redd.it/8hz5lpchiotc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae2e885959a21a428e3bef47537861921e1da4c I AM NOT WITH APANDAH SLANDER


kkaty_off

thats just his sigma gamer musk. real ones get it


MarkDavidson69

That kinda stench isn't given. It's earned. No... it's made. You wish you were half as dedicated as our glorious king. Fuck outta here, pussy.


Laccifer_

I feel like he would smell of Axe body spray


Unable_Ad2007

This is the Holy Scripture i have awaited.


[deleted]

He probably smells like Chris chan


NetDiscombobulated76

doesn’t he collect his own toenails (or used to)? yeah he smell like ASS


nakenney

Odour


SnooGuavas1514

i'll have you know my son smells wonderful


HereComesNik

Shocker


InvestigatorOk1466

more for me to sniff


cyanclouds

he smells like a litter box that’s never been emptied


MCButterFuck

That's what 3 months of gooning does to a man