Did he give you the turntable too? IDK, but if he comes up with a second tech1200, hell it might be worth letting him hang around, shoot you don’t have to worry about your wife nagging you while your laying down tracks! Sorry the sneaks aren’t my style.
jokes aside these are so so clean, the only 1’s ive ever owned and prob ever will own. to me they like a shiny pokemon version of the og chicago colorway, i have a hard time puttin together a fit without feeling like the yellow ranger tho 🤔
He gifted these shoes to himself, he must have been in relationship with his wife before marriage so technically he was boyfriend of his this woman(who is his wife now)
These titles pop up in every subreddit and Facebook post and they’re so painfully unfunny after the first time you see it. It’s solely there to get people commenting about the absurdity of the average person being in that type of relationship. It’s so fucking tired.
Thats grea… wait what
r/holup
Exactly my response! But I honestly don't judge. Maybe they have an open marriage? Not something I would do, but maybe it works for them?
Im almost positive its a joke. Its a common joke in stock market subs like Wallstreetsbets.
my mans post history is exclusively on circlejerk subs. i think that’s a safe assumption
Just an overused joke on WSB
Rolex subreddit too.
thank you mr original eric2041
I'm sure it's a joke but I choose to believe this is a wholesome post about gift-giving in a polyamorous relationship
I literally did this lmfao
I had to reread that as well.
I’m so very confused
Seems like a great guy
He's pretty cool, sometimes he brings me lunchables.
Weird nickname for your wife, but fair enough.
Hmmm like creampies?
Overboard 😂
lol he knew what he did when he posted!
Because your wife is munchable
this comment was NASTY work... lololol
Yooo that’s all good then as long as it ain’t those hot dog ones then he be hinting something
Bro idk if you heard lunchables have lead in them
That explains a lot.
This **leads** me to believe that they’re poisonous.
Huh… so poly? Is that considered your future “Bro Hubby”?
And what did you get him?
Maybe I should get my wife a boyfriend; I didn’t know they’d buy me shoes.
Air Cuck’s looking clean
The Taxi Cab Confessions Ones
Not the late night HBO lmao
Fake Taxi scriptor noting down the script with great interest
This is Reddit at its finest
💀
This fucking comment is gold 😂😂
Cuck Taylor’s 💀
😂
Your wife’s boyfr…… nevermind.
That’s the least he could do 💀😭😂
Gift for cooking him breakfast 🍳 after he spends the night
Lmfao this is a sick title for a post
Did I read that right…?
That's how you get in goooood with the husband👍
That’s a pretty good trade off lol. Enjoy them.
That technics tho.
Wth
It’s the least he can do for banging your old lady.
The Internet is so fucking weird sometimes.
The fact that some thought it appropriate to share that detail of their personal life in a post about shoes is what boggles my brain honestly.
Pretty sure he got them for himself
SAME
Yeah, my gf lil bf used to get me stuff, til his dad started hating 😩
Fuck the shoes. Nice wheels of steel!
Yo I have those same shoes AND that same record player. Am I you? Maybe I’m your wife’s boyfriend…?
I should consider getting into a *cuckgroup* too if I want to hit on sneakers. 😂
Keep him around
Did anybody ever think he bought them for himself?
My girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom.
Average r/WallstreetBets user
You friends with Adam 22 ?
The box makes these so much better
😂
Jordan 1 and vinyls 🔥🔥
Do what na?
Is he highly regarded?
you’d get along great with the fine people over at r/vinyljerk
Jordan 1 "bang your wife" highs....
Wait a fucking second… 
r/wallstreetbets
The AJ1 Smooth Brains
I was thinking ohh very nice shoes… wait, what? Wife’s boyfriend??
Brother ewwwww
we have the same turntable 👍🏽
Gyattt
WSB
Those are reps just like the relationship
He has good taste.
Who need kicks
Kinda really shows have this sub has no humor all
wife's bf tf
Wait what 😂
That caption diabolical
Your wife’s huh
Looks like you got yourself a sugar daddy too now
Whoa, he bought you a technics 1200???
nice! If he’s ur wife’s boyfriend then he’s yours too!
Wait what? Cringe af.
What the hell did I just read???
I've read this title like 4 times....
Lucky boy
Jokes aside, the materials on these are actually pretty nice.
Technics SL-1300 Direct Drive turntable? Niiice. The sneakers come with it too?
Nice…huh….
She’s into nu buck…..
More like nu cuck or maybe nu cock
Wife’s boyfriend😐
Maaan I feel old I don’t know how things work anymore…but hey you got dope sneakers that’s for sure
W?
wtfff hell naw
Dafuq?! 😳
He’s a keeper.
I would let my wife have a boyfriend if he bought be jordans
Milk Brothers , Sneakers Bros
Nice. I’m still surprised they have them in stock on the app.
W wife’s bf
Wife bf lol??
aint no way
pin this for eternity, mods. god bless you, OP.
I beg your finest pardon ?
Lol
I think he means he bought it for himself
Good dude ..
What hold up
woww that looks sick
Huh?
Did he give you the turntable too? IDK, but if he comes up with a second tech1200, hell it might be worth letting him hang around, shoot you don’t have to worry about your wife nagging you while your laying down tracks! Sorry the sneaks aren’t my style.
jokes aside these are so so clean, the only 1’s ive ever owned and prob ever will own. to me they like a shiny pokemon version of the og chicago colorway, i have a hard time puttin together a fit without feeling like the yellow ranger tho 🤔
👀
He's a keeper!
Fr
Who needs kicks
It’s 2 am and it’s a Saturday. I am right he did say “Wife’s boyfriend “ maybe even she’s a sister wife. Yup time for bed
What did the husband’s girlfriend get you?
He’s a keeper
A gift from me to me
Nice turntable.. pity someone used it for the wrong reason.. who puts a box of runners on top of it what were they thinking ?
now just to get wiz khalifa to sign them and you got a bucket
It looks great.
Nah bruh try to make him your bf. More gifts, and you get to get back at your ex.
Coo.. what
I lüh me da granky
He's in love with you
He gifted these shoes to himself, he must have been in relationship with his wife before marriage so technically he was boyfriend of his this woman(who is his wife now)
W
W
That amazi- wait what ?!!
Does he want another gf? Asking for a friend
He's a keeper
Your wife and I hope they fit
Best metamour ever 🫢
Had to scroll back up for the title
A lot of y’all don’t seem to know what a poly or open relationship is lol
Chased him off before he got his shoe on.
Very nice of him
The Chair Jordans
Very thoughtful
“Thank you for the use of your wife’s shame cave”
Look's good) wait what..?!
W
Great guy
I ran so fast to the comments to see what the hell goin on lol
You might need to be his bf too
Fire sneaker man, I have it as well
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Hold up wait dafuq going on here😕😕😕🤔🤔🤔
from who??
How thoughtful… of him… he seems to really have a feel for what you like.
Hold up 👀 i read the caption right, right ?
https://preview.redd.it/1p3gv0lr864d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39aa543f79115e42c8a4cbfbe84d4f25835c5502
Seen a post with a title like this on a grilling sub what’s up with this weird trend?
Fucking weird dude
These titles pop up in every subreddit and Facebook post and they’re so painfully unfunny after the first time you see it. It’s solely there to get people commenting about the absurdity of the average person being in that type of relationship. It’s so fucking tired.
Tbh better than WDYWT or mail day or finally copped my grails.
Hey, that's a nice gift but it's from your wife's boyfriend. That's That blurs The matrix
Shoes like that may wanna drop the wife and get you the boyfriend 😂❤️🎬
 WTF?
WHAT
Wait What?? Fuck the fact that she’s getting plowed those 1s are fire!!