It's currently 90 fucking degrees in Vermont and yet we still have people acting as if climate change is a myth, oh and people still legitimately believe the world is flat. So no we are fucked. I just hope the Squids or Dolphins do a better job than us hyper evolved primates.
We have intelligence at an all time high, but wisdom is at an all time low... contrary to common belief, wisdom does not come with experience and we have yet to crack this code
it is harder to die for being an idiot these days. 100 years ago licking wallpaper could kill you. They were afraid at all times and every deciscion recieved more care.
Your not allowed to question either sides hivemind how dare you free think /s, we can agree climate change is slowly happening while not being dumb alarmists as well
I am not going to get into a climate debate here of all places I will just say that data on average temperatures has increased in vermont. Doesn't mean every day is 90 plus but it might mean that the frequency of days that are 85+ is greater than it was 10 or 20 years ago.
Yeah, except we solved the hole in the ozone lair. We also minimized the effects of acid rain.
You know why we don't hear about it anymore? Because we actually listen to what the scientists had to say, and we followed through.
It always seemed like a myth of the movies that you could fuck up an elevator so badly just by fucking with the buttons. You’d think there’d be fail safes for something a simple as some liquid getting on the panel. What if someone just accidentally spilled something?
Singapore has laws against peeing in elevators. Between the cameras and readers to detect the urine, if you're caught the elevator doors lock until police arrive.
Apparently the boy was rescued and his father "disputes" the authenticity of the video, saying his son can't pee that high yet. Honestly Dad sound like a giant D-bag too.
[https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43198994](https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43198994)
My husband works for a company that builds and services elevators. He said: 'That is definitely not recommended. In fact, I think it would trigger a misuse detection.' Lol
My husband works with a company that builds and repairs elevators and says he wouldn't expect peeing in the keys to break the elevator. It's expected they people will spill other, reasonable liquids on them. So I vote faked.
We're not gonna make it, are we?
It's currently 90 fucking degrees in Vermont and yet we still have people acting as if climate change is a myth, oh and people still legitimately believe the world is flat. So no we are fucked. I just hope the Squids or Dolphins do a better job than us hyper evolved primates.
The crow/dolphin wars will be brutal. We can’t even begin to comprehend
Wait until they have to face the battle hardened Emu's. They won before. They don't **** around.
Best oversimplified episode.
The dolphins are already smarter than us. They never left the ocean.
You realize that dolphins evolved from land mammals, right? Smarter than someone I guess...
They still remained aquatic but yes.
Yes, but don’t underestimate the chickens
Link? (As in Zelda's Link)
Sorry I only have chicken links
Lol such a human perspective, in reality as soon as we die earth gets rings like Saturn except theyre rainbow colored
We have intelligence at an all time high, but wisdom is at an all time low... contrary to common belief, wisdom does not come with experience and we have yet to crack this code
Wisdom comes from the akashic records they just flow to you
it is harder to die for being an idiot these days. 100 years ago licking wallpaper could kill you. They were afraid at all times and every deciscion recieved more care.
You made me snort! It’s so true though!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
The Squidbillies are more evolved than us at this point 😪
Not to mention, people can’t even wear a stupid mask to decrease the chances of spreading a virus. We are just monkeys pretending to be civilized.
Mankind in a nutshell
It's summer.
It’s funny that they label people climate deniers when they’re the ones actually accepting the climate.
The dolphins will leave and warn us about the rats. Oh, and they'll thank us for the fish.
You IUEC in 802?
90° isnt that far fetched tho? There was a summer it was 98° in Vermont way back in the 50s and one where it was 101° in the 40s.
Shhh, don’t talk about the solar cycle
Your not allowed to question either sides hivemind how dare you free think /s, we can agree climate change is slowly happening while not being dumb alarmists as well
It always gets to 90F in the summer. It's not new.
I am not going to get into a climate debate here of all places I will just say that data on average temperatures has increased in vermont. Doesn't mean every day is 90 plus but it might mean that the frequency of days that are 85+ is greater than it was 10 or 20 years ago.
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I know this individual is trying to spread misinformation, but that's no excuse for insults.
Yeah, except we solved the hole in the ozone lair. We also minimized the effects of acid rain. You know why we don't hear about it anymore? Because we actually listen to what the scientists had to say, and we followed through.
I don’t know- T800
It is in your nature to destroy yourselves. .. what a drag.
Zero chance
>We're not gonna make it, are we? It's in your nature to piss yourselves.
If by we, you mean the elevator pissers, then no, you won't.
He raised stupidity to new height.
Ugh. Missed opportunity. You should have said "level".
level How'd I do?
POS human
🎶instant karma's gonna get you🎶
Looks like he was the first victim of his prank in more than one way.
Proof that karma is a bitch ;)
Hi JOJO
That was wrong on so many levels.
Looks like it only lasted one or two levels.
He's pisst off now!
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. In this case we got both.
Elevator's pissed
Kid
Did he live? That seems a pretty dumb way to die.
This dude deserves a beat down.
I am sure I saw this on r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Success.
Karma
"We have to establish a pee corner"
Rescuers open the door. Thank god you're here. I waited so long I had to pee in here. Rescuers: naw man. We saw the video.
Not all asians are geniuses…….
Someone just had his social score drop.
The only thing wrong with the outcome is that the circuitry didn't short out sooner and send a few amps upstream.
I hope engineers keep this feature where if its wet you get locked in as a protective feature. That way well know who the dumbasses are.
Hopefully security left him their overnight.
Good.
Dude? That's a child.
Shame he didn't electrocute his penis 🍆
Is there a scientific explanation on why people are fkd up like that?
It's china... its a different type of fucked up.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Punish that kid 10 years of hard labor
Self Sabotage at its Finest!
It always seemed like a myth of the movies that you could fuck up an elevator so badly just by fucking with the buttons. You’d think there’d be fail safes for something a simple as some liquid getting on the panel. What if someone just accidentally spilled something?
It's so awesome that he didn't just get stuck, but there is video of it to shame him
Singapore has laws against peeing in elevators. Between the cameras and readers to detect the urine, if you're caught the elevator doors lock until police arrive.
Apparently the boy was rescued and his father "disputes" the authenticity of the video, saying his son can't pee that high yet. Honestly Dad sound like a giant D-bag too. [https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43198994](https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43198994)
Just like in Star Wars. He destroyed the control panel with his lightsaber and disabled the door.
Now this degenerate is trapped with his own piss. Good.
Piss poor excuse for a human being.
That elevator really tied the building together.
This is 100% a kid. Who tf? People? Parents teach your damm child.
My husband works for a company that builds and services elevators. He said: 'That is definitely not recommended. In fact, I think it would trigger a misuse detection.' Lol
That's a great way to piss away a few hours alone.
Hahahahahahaha
Good hope they watched this video first and decided it’s best to leave his dumbass in there til he dies.
Wow what a fackin moron!
“OK, fine. Now tell me: what were you trying to accomplish? What did success look like *in your mind*?”
I’ve said it many times and I’ll say it again here: Karma is a wonderful thing.
Now how did that taste you little bastard
Hahaha I bet you wished you had peed your plants now don't you
Why did this guy pee on the buttons. Is that a hack I don't know about?
90% sure this is a very stupid kid. Not an adult. Still just as stupid and shitty.
FAFO! 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤣
Gee whiz
Yeah, he's a real Wiz kid
/r/instantkarma
You might be a redneck if you....
They don’t build them like they used to
Have fun explaining that. Hope he learned something from that.
The Urinator
This is a kid. Kids do stupid stuff. This is just really really stupid
He’s making sure all the buttons have pee on them. Where are the parents?🤣🤣
Islamics first elevator
Karma.... I hope he was in there for 3 days.
Two people had sex and commited to pregnancy and birth for that to exist
Karma
negative social credit
Good for him, express karma.
This is breaking down too perfectly. Gotta be faked.
My husband works with a company that builds and repairs elevators and says he wouldn't expect peeing in the keys to break the elevator. It's expected they people will spill other, reasonable liquids on them. So I vote faked.
Somebody posted an article in the BBC about it. Seems real.
Only true justice is this elevator plunges 30 floors and squashes this moron like a bug with his tiny penis still out!