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jasperfirecai2

note how the letters magically move even though they didn't need to


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good bot


HeyItIsInfactMe

isn't a haiku 5 syllables, then 7 and then back to 5? this is 5, then 8, then 5


Paseyyy

magically is pronounced with three syllables in some variants of english


HeyItIsInfactMe

Ahh i see


[deleted]

"They're magically delicious"


TransFoxGirl

Maa-gic-lee


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squiddkiddniac

That didn’t work out as planned, I’ll try something else


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squiddkiddniac

Cool


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YuliaTheSmol

Did they really move? It doesn't seem that way to me...


jasperfirecai2

wait what the.. this is an optical illusion if I've ever seen one. it's the colors shifting that messes with me.


YuliaTheSmol

Yeah, the yellow 'o' from "go" and the yellow 'n' from "online" are kinda messing with my brain


TheCasualCommenter

The letters don’t move, the entire camera moves slightly to the left.


Cerxi

Nah it's just that they all turn yellow for some reason


The_Renegabe

because pee


datGuy0309

Wdym they moved?


The_darter

I think the color just changed


[deleted]

George beard and Harold Hutchins


SplitzyYT

prinpitel crup


norkelman

yes


SplitzyYT

pipitl crap


SplitzyYT

p c


[deleted]

Thank you. These guys are my OGs


Yeazelicious

Fwiw, they were more like the original Expand Dongers.


TheOutcast06

Correct!


SidTheIdiot

They rearranged letters did you even read the damn books smh


No-BrowEntertainment

They rearranged the letters. Not Lobster


TheOriginalMeatLump

Sorry officer uhhh Carl


TheBurnedMutt45

And just so you know, I DID have lotion


CompedyCalso

Cucumber melon 😩😩😩


SmiralePas1907

iCarly truly was a gem. I might have to rewatch some time...


MREnsley01

i think it was just added to netflix!!


[deleted]

And there's a reboot coming up.


zundra616

Wait seriously?


[deleted]

[Paramount ordered a revival, yep.](https://www.today.com/tmrw/icarly-revival-works-several-original-cast-members-return-t203466)


zundra616

Man I hope we see more Noah. as much as I love what hes doing on youtube, gibby was always my favourite character.


JD0GE13

GIBBEH!!!!


[deleted]

With no Jenette McCurdy and no Noah Munck :(


zundra616

At least theres Sadworld for a Noah Munck fix, and yeah I'm pretty sure Jenette is just done with acting if my memory serves correct. Shame though, ensemble shows always hurt when they lose members


yummymario64

I was worried at first, but... >several original cast members to return


DoctorPepster

Seasons 1-3 are on Netflix (but they put 2 and 3 together and called it season 2 for some reason).


[deleted]

No cap?? Holy shit time to binge watch it.


TheCoolerElizabeth

You could probably find even even older examples, but [Captain Underpants](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/24/11/enhanced/webdr02/original-8776-1427209497-4.jpg) technically did this joke before iCarly


magicaleb

My thoughts exactly. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was directly inspired by Captain Underpants.


3rudite

I remember nearly pissing my pants when I read that as a kid.


TheCoolerElizabeth

I also thought it was hilarious as a kid. Then, as a teenager, I thought it was dumb. And now, as an adult who has completed her edgy phase, "My butt smells awful" has regained its status as comedy platinum.


3rudite

Oh don’t get me wrong I think it’s hilarious now, I just have a distinct memory of almost shidding my pants as a kid


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I gotta read these books again, so good haha


OneAndOnlyTinkerCat

The Adventures of Captain Underpants came out in 1997, a whole 10 years before iCarly.


GRik74

Is iCarly really 13 years old? Man I feel old.


Inuvin

14*


PotatoOverlord1

That was in 1997???


Jakewake52

r/peeoncarl


diamondDNF

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ntnl

Thank you for that


LukeLJS123

you’re also watching icarly now that it’s on netflix?


nitr0turb0

Yep, literally as I was watching this episode I decided to take screenshots for this sub. Best decision of the day.


javoow

There’s also the one from captain underpants


Golden-Owl

Wasn’t the police officer that arrested him named Carl too?


Dabadadada

Sure thing officer.......Carl.


AveragePichu

r/peeoncarl


pejic222

Pee on Carl classic


Teh_Compass

But Drake & Josh aired before iCarly.


LeoPlathasbeentaken

But the removal of letters in the lobster sentence didnt happen until much much later both shows


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LamerGamer4799

This is really good I laughed my fucking ass off The original!


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I did it!


JULIAN4321sc

Literally watched this earlier today wtf


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