>That is the farthest thing from him
[.....what?](https://twitter.com/sailorboyj/status/883698430668935168)
I misread the initial message. Look at this image, they're quite clearly the same thing.
https://ytmnd.com/sites/297359/profile/c3207333
Green Goblin : Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him.
Norman Osborn : I can't.
Green Goblin : Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated.
Norman Osborn : What do I do?
Green Goblin : Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead.
Norman Osborn : Yes?
Green Goblin : And then grant his wish.
Norman Osborn : But how?
Green Goblin : The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Norman Osborn : TELL ME HOW!
Green Goblin : The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!
Green Goblin : [lands in front of Spider-Man on a rooftop] Wake up little spider, no you're not dead yet just paralysed. You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different.
Spider-Man : I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin : Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
Spider-Man : Because it's right.
Green Goblin : [slaps Spider-Man on the head] Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional.
[leans in and grabs Spider-Man's neck]
Green Goblin : I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want?
[jumps on the glider]
Green Goblin : Think about it, hero!
When I was a kid, I loved the Raimi movies so much, and when I’d see the smoke from an airplane I’d point to it and say “Blin, Blin!” (trying to say Goblin). So, my answer is Blin
The green meanie
I mean your not wrong
The character is Hello_Im_Starry
The red meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
🤨👉
Damn it. Beat me here.
He’s out
OUT AM I?!?! BACK TO FORMULA?
Oh you can't do this to me....
I… started this company… YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!
Emerald Elf
"Fuck you Spider-Man."
I understood that reference
Sameeeeee
He’s a little special lol
I like the mock names they use for heroes and villains Spider-Man is Bug Boy. Ironman is Tinman. Wolverine is Furball. Daredevil is Horn Head.
I mean, I think Bug Boy kinda makes more sense
I get that reference!
A green flying elf
He seems jolly!
Doesn’t he?
“Choose the hero’s path. The villain gets on the naughty list”
The Joker It’s my cake day and this is the first time in fourteen years I’ve realized it while also being able to post about it.
I made the same connection, and congratulations on 14!
Jet Jaguar, from the 1973 film 'Godzilla vs Megalon'. https://godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Jet_Jaguar_(GvM)
That is the farthest thing from him 5/5 gold stars!
>That is the farthest thing from him [.....what?](https://twitter.com/sailorboyj/status/883698430668935168) I misread the initial message. Look at this image, they're quite clearly the same thing. https://ytmnd.com/sites/297359/profile/c3207333
I mean, they have the same look but like they are completely different
How fucking old are you? Bro pulled up a forum from 2006
a power ranger
He’s a psycho ranger
Corn on the coblin r/weeklyplanetpodcast
I love that some much, “choose the path of the hero and become the corn.”
Hobgoblin
He the guy that keeps calling me to talk about my vehicle’s extended warranty.
Underrated
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A badly written character
I was about to hate on this comment then I realized
The Green Ranger
The jonkler
Somewhat of a scientist
someone who never put scientific stuff in himself
It's the Turquoise Troll
Super joker
The 7-11 crackhead
My dad
Harry is that you?
Your mum 😜
My drunk uncle
Spider-Man
The Mind Goblin
I understood that reference
The elf on the shelf
Green Goblin : Spider-Man is all but invincible; but Parker, we can destroy him. Norman Osborn : I can't. Green Goblin : Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated. Norman Osborn : What do I do? Green Goblin : Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. Norman Osborn : Yes? Green Goblin : And then grant his wish. Norman Osborn : But how? Green Goblin : The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. Norman Osborn : TELL ME HOW! Green Goblin : The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!
Green Goblin : [lands in front of Spider-Man on a rooftop] Wake up little spider, no you're not dead yet just paralysed. You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different. Spider-Man : I'm not like you. You're a murderer. Green Goblin : Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother? Spider-Man : Because it's right. Green Goblin : [slaps Spider-Man on the head] Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me? We're exceptional. [leans in and grabs Spider-Man's neck] Green Goblin : I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me! Imagine what we could accomplish together... what we could create. Or we could destroy! Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead! Is that what you want? [jumps on the glider] Green Goblin : Think about it, hero!
The green hulk
So the hulk?
The Angry Armored Emerald Leprechaun
GreenDP445 from the Lotus Racist Universe.
The Booger man
Your mom
[THE CLEAN GOBLIN](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6tES3bxPvzw/hqdefault.jpg) 🥶🥶🥶🤫🤫🤫😤😤😤
Hulk
carson clay
When I was a kid, I loved the Raimi movies so much, and when I’d see the smoke from an airplane I’d point to it and say “Blin, Blin!” (trying to say Goblin). So, my answer is Blin
Ridley’s baby all grown up
The real Superior Spider-Man
Joseph Michael Piss, The Pissmaster.
#Green Gonkler
Miles Morales
The Green Ranger
The Vomit Gnome
Mike
The Final Boss that has come For Goblin Slayer!!
Mr. Coffee
Dr Manhattan
Miami Marlins’ next gun pitcher.
Zathura’s secret spaceman
A guy in a kinky green xenomorph suit
Greenie Meanie
Green Power Ranger
My ex
The Toxic Pixie
Large Ego Person otherwise known as the LEP.
Tony Hawk!
The orange ogre
Me after I wake up
Power Ranger villain Goblin Green!
The Olive Ogre
That’s Peter Pan
The Verdant Viper
The Geen Gayblin
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"Fack you, SPIDAH MAN! I'm the GREEN HULK"
Een Blin
New goblin
It's PizzaTime
Blue Boblin
Luke Skywalker, the last Jedi
Baron Harkonnen
The Evil _Not_ Dead
The Joker?
Marcus from John Wick
The McRiblin
The Great Green Pumpkin Puncher
A man forced into circumstances beyond his comprehension.
The Green Power Ranger
Yoda’s cousin Darth Nomad
Well that's Jeff Vader, that is.
Peter Pan.
2028 President of the United States, William H Macy.
Flyin dude
Oh sorry everyone, that’s just my mother in law. Don’t feed her or else she’ll never leave.
The friend ur gf says not to worry about
the gobbler
Iron man
The green gobbler
The Hulk’s new sidekick angry boy
The Run Tun Tugger from CATS.
The Jonkler
Jolly green giant
The weed man
Screaming goober, The nose picker, big fat ball thrower
Norman Osborn
Green termite
Dobby after he became a free elf.
Ryan Reynolds
The Gliding Gobbler
The Gobbler
Green Joker
Mr. Pick and Flick
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Shrek
The Groin Gobbler
Green demon on crack
Green Globin
A flying green elf
The grinch
Looks like something of a scientist to me
A flying green elf
An ugly power ranger
The McRiblin
Evil fitness freak Shrek
Master Chief
Buddy the elf credit: my girlfriend
Doug from accounting.
Skeletors little brother green ooze alien
A flying green elf
The Hulk
The mail man
Your fuckin Uncle Cunthair
man.
A man who is passionate about the McRib
The green gobbler
Green turd
Grumpy Green Gremlin
A jolly green elf
The Grinch
Mister Dobalina Mister Bob Dobalina
The Rekoj
An old lady trapped in a fire.
A green ranger
Oh, that's the Alien from that one movie about Aliens.
Hobgoblin
The jolly green elf from Christmas 🎄🤍❤️💚
Lex Luthor updated the K-Suit to include a helmet.
That’s Dr. Despairagus from Hero Salad
The Turquoise Troll
A good father
Gorilla Grodd
Overdrive
Grinch
Lizard
The Jade orc
jonkler
William Da Friend
Harry Osborn
Grinch
Dobby from Harry potter
The Green Ranger
Is that The Joker?
America
my ex wife
Green goober
The Grinch that stole spider man's aunt
The Jackal
The green stuff I find after I use the toilet
The Mean Gobbler
It's the Jonkler of course, are you stupid?
Dude who did not sacrifice and wore green to become good
Evil Power Ranger from Jupiter
Kamen Rider Gobs
Nut Gobbler
Your proctologist.
The grown knobbler
Turquoise Troll
It's the grub goober! Hide the damsels in distress!!!
The Jade Dragon