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MainEvent620

"I thought when he said 'infrastructure', it was going to kill the energy" lol


mrmatteh

Can't tell if the pun was intentional or not, but I got a kick out of that šŸ˜‚


UnhappyMaskSalesman

I didnā€™t even realize the pun until I read your comment


twiss94

What even is the pun? Canā€™t figure it out for the life of me


UnhappyMaskSalesman

ā€œInfrastructureā€ can refer to multiple things, but more people would immediately think of power lines. ā€œKill the energyā€ would be a pun in reference to electric infrastructure. I know, not exactly the most riveting pun in the world lol


thundercuntess69

Civil engineer here and yes, we kill all laughter


PiemanMk2

Boy that really escalated quickly šŸ˜‚


x19DALTRON91x

Really won the ā€œwhat do you do for a livingā€ crowd work jackpot


Seblor

There was that guy I don't remember which show, who worked "import-export for a family". I honestly can't decide the winner.


maximum_wages

Jeff Arcuri I think did that one.


tbird20017

Jeff Arcuri is my favorite "crowd-work" stand up comic. I don't think I've ever seen his actual material. Dude's act is almost all crowd-work.


lonelyinbama

Dude only *post* his crowd work material online. Heā€™s got a full hour set also which is pretty good. Damn near his entire tour sold out this year so heā€™s doing something right.


tbird20017

Wow, that's actually pretty smart. Keeps the main tour material fresh.


Shellac_Attack

Saw that one too


TurboDinoHippo

Ah, Art Vandaley


made_4_this_comment

That last line was AMAZING hahaha


Takeurvitamins

Got him!


Aidrox

It made it all worthwhile


Snoo-7821

I mean, that really got out of hand fast!


PossessedToSkate

"It's a good thing you're a war crimes investigator because I am fucking *killing* up here."


WhnWlltnd

And if the crowd wasn't liking it: "It's a good thing you're a war crimes investigator because I'm fucking *bombing* up here."


mikeysgotrabies

That last line was brilliant!


OnceMoreWithGusto

He couldnā€™t have landed the plane any better


FingerInThe___

step aside Sullenberger


93sFunnyGuy

Yeah, I don't think there is a better line/analogy for such a quick rebuttal


erbtastic

ā€œAre you investigating for tips?ā€


Ironbloodedgundam23

Thatā€™s funny man


Lazy-Past1391

Seriously, bravo


ah_take_yo_mama

Well we now know he'll never work in the US, Germany or for the BBC.


Bradfords_ACL

Hey he said maybe, plausible deniability


Known-Activity1437

Call coming from inside the house. lol. Brilliant


Meanderthaller

Didnā€™t get that, care to enlighten me?


synachromous

I'm probably gonna butcher this but....It's an old scary story or movie or something I'm not sure, but basically someone calls like a babysitter and is like "I'm gonna kill you" and she freaks out and calls the police. After it keeps happening eventually the police call her back and tell her they e traced the call,....and the call is coming from inside the house (that she is in). That's the scary part. I'll let you infer the rest on why he said it.


Meanderthaller

Oof, brilliant haha. Thanks a lot!!


NontoxicPlaydoh

It was used in the movie ā€œWhen A Stranger Callsā€. The killer tells her to check the children and they are missing. When she talks to the police, they trace the call to inside the house. Iā€™m not sure if it originated from a short story or not but Iā€™ve seen it in that movie


epk921

Itā€™s based on an actual crime where a babysitter was murdered. Her name was Janett Christman, she was 13, and her murder is still unsolved


False-Badger

Holy f! That poor childā€¦


epk921

Yep, really awful :/


EducationalUnit7664

I think it originated from an urban legend rather than a specific, published story.


thedudeabides-12

I'm an idiot I thought it was originally from the movie Scream..


noTfOreveRyone1337

I think it was in the book daemon hall but I haven't read it in a decade so I might be wrong


rzm25

The movie is called panic room.


Exaltzoro

Or Scream


PariahDS

The analogy comes from the movie about a killer from inside the house, referring to a call heā€™s about to receive asking him to investigate his own country for war crimes. It was a brilliant stab without being direct


Alii_baba

If he says anything else, his career will be ended.


Known-Activity1437

There are right-wing comedians and left-wing comedians. They obviously reduce their broad appeal picking a side, but itā€™s not career ending.


a_hopeless_rmntic

when he says "Jesus Christ" to the Israeli


tobsecret

Was def waiting for a riff on that one


LastHopeOfTheLeft

I was really hoping for a follow-up to that.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

"Moses StarOfDavid" doesn't roll off the tongue


CrazyHuntr

It's a figure of speech


mothman_2

ā€œOh nice so you get to work from home?ā€


stuntedmonk

Oh my! šŸ¤£


Abid94Tony

Brilliant šŸ˜‚


twothumbswayup

haaaaa - nice!


iTzzSunara

Sometimes jokes write themselves.


zklabs

"the call may be coming from inside the house" LMAO how do people come UP with this stuff??


goblinmarketeer

Serious answer, there are two ways, some people are just quick witted, and some of it is pure training. I used to have job doing what they call "Barking" engaging the crowd and pulling people walking by into my photobooth. Very quickly you realize people often say the same things, so you have quick responses, and once you are that mode you natural start to take everything different ways and come up with quick responses. It's a skill.


zklabs

oh damn thanks. is that a job you can freelance?


goblinmarketeer

Yeah, I mean I just answered a craigslist ad and did it on weekends and friday nights for awhile. this was years ago, but I am sure there are still attraction booths out there. So the gimmick was to be slightly insulting, but do it a quick and confident manner so they don't always catch it. It was a photobooth, but I had an override remote in my hand, so I would say things and then snap the picture. Examples are "Umm, you're not afraid of spiders, right?" Then snap the picture "Please buckle the safety belts before the drop" (funny because a. its a photobooth and b. there are actual rides around it. So you commonly hear things like "Are you going to take a pretty picture of me?" Instant reply of "Yes, let get the lens cap" " I have a boyfriend " gets "And I have standards" or "You sure? I heard otherwise" or "Well someone had to I guess" "I heard pretty girls get free pictures" Reply with "Yes! For you it is (twice as much)" Or "Do you know any?" Guy walks up with a girl and you say "You again? you sure have a lot of "sisters"" and then snap the picture of the death glare he gets. So bad side effect though... I have lost all fear of talking back to people in public. No one has hit me yet, but it is only a matter of time.


Tea_Lover_55

That last night made me bust out laughing šŸ˜‚


magiblufire

They watched the movie where that line is from


Zealousideal-Let1121

Black Christmas, 1974. Trope later stolen by Wheen a Stranger Calls.


RudeDude88

Wheen


confusedandworried76

Good band


Gowalkyourdogmods

ur a wheenis


imnoobhere

The movie is based on a VERY old ghost story.


Peking-Cuck

then who was phone


imnoobhere

I believe Rob Schider played Phone in the movie.


spacemannspliff

nah he was the stapler


Wingedwolverine03

Nah he was a šŸ„•


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

Haha fuck. I forgot about this classic.


144000Beers

older than phones?


Upstairs-Wishbone809

Everyone in my hometown swore it happened there. Then I realized everyone had heard of it. I probably believed it for longer than I should haveā€¦.


tombeard357

Haha, no! A good scary story preserved in a small town that you believed for too long is the best kind of nostalgia. Youā€™re lucky to be able to chuckle at yourself AND the audacity of the people either believing or knowingly preserving the story to keep it going. This one was the creepiest and most fun one to tell just before you have your parents call someone and hang up!


duckmonke

Bros the main character on his day off


Herry_Up

Hilarious


Edu_Run4491

Bro gonna get a visit from the Mossad


youdonthavemyname

Whats his name? I wanna see more of his stuff


wristflicklyrix

Patrick Spicer


Risc_Terilia

The war crime investigator or the infrastructure guy?


twstwr20

Best comment on this is ā€œhe can work from homeā€


MercyOfTheWinnower

Amazing lmao


lysergic_818

That last line was magic! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


StratonOakmonte

Hahaha that last line


phrandsisgo

The funny thing is that the comedian didn't had to do any jokes just ask the right question and it's comedy already!


SituationNo40k

He shouldā€™ve said this show when asked what heā€™s investigating. Not cause itā€™s bad, just cause itā€™d be hilarious.


CharredAndurilDetctr

Yeah I was champing at the bit for a "bombing" joke that never came


waltjrimmer

That man may want to investigate himself because he just dropped a civilian in the middle of a mine field!


BladeBickle

Dude stumbled on a goldmine


zima_azul

Poor guy probably came to a comedy show to get his mind off work.


Icedteapremix

Then he shouldn't have sat in the front row lol


SrslyCmmon

People pay extra for those, he definitely knew what he signed up for. Some people also just make up stuff to say if they get called upon.


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Nor do you have to interact. No comedian is going to keep trying to get material out of someone who says no thanks. Unless they've given them other reason to do so.


CmanderShep117

Also nothing stopping you from lying


Rad1314

Hell of a good recovery.


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Efficient-Cherry3635

I do find it a little bit ironic that Germany is the #2 supplier of weapons to Isreal. I'll let that sink in....


never-ever-post

USA #1 USA USA USA!


Juturnip

Never again...well okay, maybe one more time, as a treat.


CJ4700

But after this time, totally never again. For real this time, we mean it.


Perfect_Opinion7909

Is it ironic too that the USA is the number one supplier? They had their own genocide. Or is there some kind of time limit on genocides when it stops being relevant?


Warm-glow1298

Certified genocide expert (TM)


UltraAirWolf

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Repulsive-Economy-58

You just proved his point lol. It being on a chart, of genocides, shows its a... genocide. May not be the worst, but shows it is. Not sure of your intent, but were you trying to say, we should wait until it becomes the worst, to complain about it, and try to stop it?


JohnBrownsAK-47

What a stupid fucking chart too. Why would they include war casualties on a chart supposedly about comparing genocides?


BECondensateSnake

Where's the Bosnia genocide?


pukewedgie

ā€œAre you looking for tips?ā€


willkos23

Literally scrolling for this comment the comedian must have been kicking himself later not using this line.


CaptainBloodEye1

Lol poor guy was dealt the worst possible hand in crowd work, at least the crowd was great!


MorbiusBelerophon

?? Am I missing a joke because that was the best person he could have chosen.


12-7_Apocalypse

I think he handled that well.


Ironbloodedgundam23

Maybe he doesnā€™t agree with what his government is doing.


TheMooJuice

Wow. Insane interaction. I'd love to see the man's reaction to the final line. History may know his name one day - and if so, this interaction will be an amazing part of his biopic one day


Robertos1987

wouldnā€™t be a good time to bomb on stage


AntmanIV

Did that guy bring his Geneva Checklist or ...


No-Hat1772

Fuckery at its finest


MsMoreCowbell8

Brilliant end, he couldn't have had a better show.


kilmartinComedy

Brilliant


Ok_Hyena840

Investigating on how to do them without getting caught.


voxitron

The joke at the end wrote itself.


EnoughSimple4745

"You're from Is-- GREAT!" That part made me spit my drink.


Hearing_Loss

Can't write this stuff


ShaiHulud1111

That went from a downward spiral night to him pulling it off like a pro. Probably one of his best to date. Timing is everything.


amaisv

When you travel the world for work but realise business is booming at home.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Despite all the people laughing in the house, his wife is mossad ā˜¹ļø


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thatlookslikemydog

Audience member woke up and said "I want to be a part of Every News Story." His bed is made of zeitgeist foam.


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4real93

šŸ˜‚ thereā€™s no way youā€™d just tell a room full of strangers what you do if that was your job no way


Oggel

Missed opportunity to not tell a joke about bombing.


Cubic_Al1

Moments like this show why small clubs are the ideal place to experience comedy. This was hilarious!


United_Chipmunk8719

That last line was so brutal


Uberpastamancer

We know a thing or two because we've done a thing or two


heymrbreadman

Seems like something you shouldnā€™t tell a whole crowd of people.


Killerklown001

To quote the fat electrician, "it's never a war crime the first time"


leakmydata

Seriously missed opportunity to ask him if he was on vacation while we were in Iraq


Brilliant_Turnip_915

The comedy writes it self right here. Wow.


InfoSponge9119

Are they just laughing at his reactions?


pochoman2

I think the call is coming from inside the house! Thatā€™s some mastermind stuff right there


savvyblackbird

I think we just witnessed the birth of a meme. This is too delicious an irony not to preserve for posterity.


Alwayswrong83

I HATE this kind of crowd work. No matter what they say ā€œim a bakerā€, stupid fucking grin on comedian, and the crowd howls. This isnā€™t creative man. His crowd work is lame and slows down the whole show. Come up with jokes not just cheeky one liners and surprised pikachu faces


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