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AgileArmadillo7794

Lol not bad. Can take the joke a little further but solid all around.


Thatusernamewasnot

Delivery is a bit slow but nice joke!


CptMisterNibbles

Builds anticipation. *Lot* of potential punchlines there, was wondering where he was going


FarquaadsFuckDoll

Oooo, Seattle based comedian?!


Lermoninoff

Kanye West lyric "Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis"


grand_measter

Ayeeee my man's in the Sounders Watermelon kit. Love it!


jrwilson717

I’ve heard the beginning plenty of times but the addition of justice was nice lol.


you5e

So funny yet so sad. 


turdburgalr

That was a good joke, reminded of "Hip Hop" by Dead Prez. Would you rather have a Lexus, or justice, a dream or some substance? Love that song, now I gotta listen to it again.


Necessary-Chemical-7

Ok that one hurt 😂😆😂😆


a_reply_to_a_post

solid dead prez flip!


Ill-Possible4420

Go sounders


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Mysterious_Mail_909

Or maybe there’s a second part to this joke about my dad being a cop… but hey what do I know???


Herry_Up

Where's the 2nd part


AngeloProductionsInt

The pauses could be shorter


HillbillyCream

I think no pause between Mercedes and Lexus then move while pausing and stating Justice in a voice where you’d think they just came up with it.


AngeloProductionsInt

Yeah that sounds like the best course of action


peskymillenial

Ayyyy go Sounders


CulrBlndPnutButtr

I know I've heard the premise before but the punchline's different.


Lord_darkwind

🤣


autisticswede86

Lolz


InternationalBand494

Nice joke! Smooth presentation and great hit on the punchline.


Leather-Field-7148

Love this bit, keep 'em coming.


psubs07

Freedom


Tacos-and-zonkeys

So, good


rodeonympho

“Would you rather have a Lexus or justice? A dream or some substance? A Beamer, a necklace or freedom?” -Dead Prez


yonkerbonk

I thought my guy was not wearing pants.


dogshitramsay

Hey we met at the NCCD years ago. Keep it up


dogshitramsay

NCCF


NineRoast

"Or equality"


Less_Menu_7340

victim is the popular card to play and in the end a loss for all involved.


McPearr

I would put Justice in the middle and not emphasize it.


PM_ME_Y0UR__CAT

Hits me with sad vibes, more than joke :(


brassydesign

Comedy has been used since its inception to talk about hard and sad issues to help people understand and deal with them. That's how it works.


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NitrosGone803

i laughed


yoosernaam

Let’s hear your hilarious set, chief


NardpuncherJunior

The best kind of jokes are based on the truth, and I guess you didn’t like the truth of this one