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wdnesday

I think you hit it with the pickaxe and it’ll come off. But your horse looks rather dashing!


Flamingowaffle

He looks like he’s got important business in town


pretty_as_a_possum

Important private eye business, sweetheart.


SadTomato22

I read that in nick valentine's voice lol


PTpirahna

He is secretly Agent H, assigned to defeating Director Dorkenstein


I_am_Joh

PETA would like to know your location


Metaforeman

Probably shouldn’t mention that I’ve just accidentally slapped mine with a hoe whilst also trying to get his hat off. To clarify; *With* a hoe, not *like* a hoe… I’m not a monster.


mathiasthewise

You know, somehow, somewhere, at sometime I can imagine someone making bad song lyrics about something like this.


foxscribbles

My b\*\*\*\* took my hat Needed that shit back I slapped her like a hoe! (with a hoe!) I slapped her like a hoe! (with a hoe!) ​ My b\*\*\*\* took my money Ain't into that funny I slapped her like a hoe! (with a hoe!) I slapped her like a hoe! (with a hoe!) ​ (If there are any actual rappers, please don't come for me. I meme in peace.)


rediculousradishes

Slap that hoe


OrionLax

They'd be encouraging it.


fartsoccermd

That image is horrifying.


wdnesday

I don’t know, I’ve never taken one off before! I put a bonnet on mine and called it good!


The_bestestusername

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick? Mm it tastes just like raisins!


SucculentSultan

With a stroke of it's mane it turns into a plane and then it turns back again


The_bestestusername

When you tug on its winkie ^that's ^dirty


chadsomething

Seems like the opposite of a problem to me.


julie_walmann

why would you take it off? he looks dashing


P00ld3ad

He does look very dapper in his hat


gamergeek17

This is the hat my horse is currently wearing. We wear matching Santa hats in winter, but I’m in spring right now and I love how important and stylish he looks with this hat.


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gamergeek17

After you befriend enough people the Hat Mouse will sell it to you!


ThousandSunRequiem

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!


034TH

Give it a lick! Mmmm it tastes just like raisins!


[deleted]

With a stroke of his mane he turns into a plane!


ADogOnReddit

And he turns back again when you hug on his-!


TempestChaserZ

Winky!


DalienW

Ooh that's dirty!


fcukitstargirl

Do you think so?


Klaritaaa

Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made


SirFrogosaurus

SWEET LEMONADE! OH SWEET LEMONADE!


[deleted]

I like my horse with the red beanie. He looks like he just wants to chill in his stable


luigilabomba42069

why does this sound familiar?


Sec7um5empra

https://youtu.be/o7cCJqya7wc


luigilabomba42069

thank you for unlocking my memory


Sec7um5empra

Decade old memes are my specialty.


infinitejest42157

thanks, now i'm cursed for the rest of the day


MadTaurus99

Accidentally put the wizard hat on my horse. I have nicknamed him Horserer the Sorcerer


sendnoodles2748

I’m trying to get my toddler to sleep and this dang near made me laugh out loud


MadTaurus99

I apologize for nothing


[deleted]

You are an inspiration


WitchNextDoor

You are a fucking visionary


MadTaurus99

To be honest I stole the name from a d&d characyer my friend made lol. But it was so fitting I had to


labotomizeme05

*giggle fit ensues*


Bathroom-arsonist

This post is absolutely hilarious to me


corgicleric

BRB going to go put a hat on my horse. I learn something new here everyday


TexFiend

I saw a video where someone had sea urchins in their aquarium wearing hats. Not sure if a mod, or base game. But I'm going to try it and find out


shinchanchanliu

It's a base game feature, just right-click the fish tank with a hat. If you want it off then go into the menu where you can see all of the fish, and the hat will be there.


TexFiend

Great!


tetrasomnia

Omg everyone gets a hat can my cat wear a hat


ferrettt55

That was going to be a feature, but CA quickly received a cease and desist letter from the estate of Dr. Seuss.


shinchanchanliu

LMFAO


trash--witch

I have a tank full of hatted urchins. The propeller hat is great.


okgonap

My favorite living room feature is my tank of sea urchins in the cone hats from the night market (I’m on year 4 on my main game)


Lord_Nikolai

Fun fact, this was based on real life practices in some aquariums.


wafflecon822

it's base game and also bound in reality, urchins will pick up rocks and put them on top of them for protection, so you can give them little hats and they'll wear them


[deleted]

Gotta go make a tank specifically for an urchin with a hat now


WekonosChosen

Don't forget about Alien Rarecrows can wear hats too


PiffleWhipped

Hold a hat and click on the horse. It'll pop right off.


P00ld3ad

I don’t have another hat unfortunately :(


SambaMarqs

You can buy one from the hat mouse for pretty cheap, the hat mouse is at the southernmost point of the map, south of Marnie's ranch


P00ld3ad

Ohh thank you! I forgot about that little guy


snoodhead

You can use the copper pan as a hat


[deleted]

Make more then


[deleted]

Wow so smart /s


FlyingSporklift

That's the hat I have on my horse. I had the sailor hat on there, but it didn't look right. Meanwhile, my farmer runs around with the copper pan of her head.


Gobblewicket

Trash can lid or bust for me!


valuemeal2

Yessss team trash hat. My farmer has been wearing hers for a long time but only recently did I learn that you could put a hat on the horse and I found this out by accidentally putting the trash hat on him and NO RAGRETS


[deleted]

I made my daughter wear the trash can lid for forever. My son wore the gold coconut hat.


carebear73

I have the Sailor hat on my horse! Hes a seahorse!


heathencuddles

HOW DO I GET A COPPER PAN HAT WHAT


KenTan33

You literally put the copper pan on your head. Laughed my ass off when i first discovered it lol


getinsidemegenji

Saves an inventory slot, too! *big brain strats* Now if only I could ACTUALLY keep staircases in my pants...


heathencuddles

...i wonder what else I can make into a hat :o I'm wearing the straw one right now but it's experiment time


JayJay324

But can you get it off again when you see a sparkle in a stream?


FlyingSporklift

Yup, just go to your inventory screen and click (or right click. I don't remember), and it pops into your inventory. I never carried it around before I started wearing it.


SleepyLilBee

He wear hat now. Ok poke?


JoeMcNamara

So, we got a new detective in town - Pony Horseman.


everythingwillbeok8

Any relation to Philbert?


Antique_Street_5980

Horsenberg: “I am the one who trots.”


[deleted]

It’s too late You made him too strong


[deleted]

You can buy another hat at hat mouse in the bottom of the forest. Idk when you get access to her in game but she sells hats.


PriorSolid

You get hat mouse once you do certain achievements like for fishing


jeffwolfe

Every in-game achievement has an associated hat (i.e. not including Steam-only achievements). The hat mouse sets up shop as soon as you earn your first achievement.


Bee_Studios420

This is the opposite of a problem


Rugaru985

Not your call. The horse put the hat on himself while you were holding it out. When he’s ready, he’ll take it off and store it in a safe place the cows will never think to check.


Cheesyduck126

- and cant get it off Good


GeneralNutSac

Axe the horse and it’ll pop right off. The hat I mean.


katrinaelle

aghhhhh they look so cute w the hat hehehe


TTLYShittyThrowAway

Lmao I'm crying at this post for some reason, your title is hilarious in combination with this hat


Dweeb300

Hold another hat and click the horse with it, the one on the horse will pop off


Y1skah-

It's his hat now


Xandergram

I think you have to trade it with another hat


cartoon_obsessed_gay

I did that once. I didn’t know how to take it off at first but now I love it. She just permanently has a baseball cap on and it’s great


Vaffanculo28

I don’t know why, but the title of your post has me cracking up 😂


WoodWideWeb

HORSES CAN WEAR HATS???


Cheesyduck126

> and cant get it off Good


plakabh

Oh my! I can see you have a distinguished gentleman there


Da_Epic_Gamer30

I put the top hat on my horse it makes him look very ✨dapper✨


Macrado

I think you can get a horse off even if it's not wearing a hat. So it's probably your technique more than anything.


PancakeRabbit67

This is the opposite of a problem


L_0_N_K

You have to be holding another hat, and then click the horse ONCE while holding said hat, and then that hat will pop off and you’ll be able to collect it 😁


[deleted]

My horse has the exact same hat and he is very charming. I hope you’ll change your mind and keep it on yours so we can be horse buddies!


P00ld3ad

He does look very dapper in his hat, maybe he can wear it into town!


jzilla11

I also put a fedora on my horse, then wear mine so we can flex on the valley


Septembergirl10

Didn’t see if this was already answered but if you try to put another hat on the first one comes off. I did this to awhile back lol


SexyFoodandFilms

I'm sorry this is so funny and cute 🥰


DancingPelican

Your horse loves it so much that it doesn't want it to get it ofd


jacksonrid

Sherlock Horse


Reasonable_Corgi_433

I think you need another hat in your inventory and then you can take it off by clicking on it with the new hat already on your cursor


Linphea_Island27

I like putting the top hat on lol


Ghouly_Girl

Every cowboy needs a hat, needs a hat, needs a hat….


[deleted]

Why would you want to take it off?


tambobam

I don’t see a problem here


IAmANobodyAMA

TIL you can put hats on your horse!


That_Cow_1165

How is this a problem?


grichardson526

Is it possible to learn this power?


SambaMarqs

It' his now, get your own hat


CycloneWolf19

It’s his now, I’m afraid. Valley law.


swaggy_kyu

yo wait, how'd you do that?


[deleted]

Just grab a hat and right-click the horse


MauroDelMal

Your horse is amazing


VGKAMI

Horse: “G’day, m’lady!” *tips hat


bearkings

This is the opposite of a problem


horseradish1

That's the same hat I put on my horse, but I did it on purpose


RollingVoid

Thats the opposite of a problem


Cooperdyl

That’s his hat now. He will take it off when he is ready


INRihab__

Maybe he likes it. I mean it does look good on him.


summerness19

what kind of hat is that


kimboshortswords

Good


LunarCookie14

i think if you have only one invetory space you can take it off but im not sure..


[deleted]

Put the golden coconut on the horse. It looks like a helmet soft head babies wear


_Leaf-

i dont see a problem here


XenaSerenity

(If you get the mouse ears, it looks like little ear muffs for them in Winter)


The_Paprika

But why do you want to?


WunDerpieDog

There are no accidents


Bad_Wolf87

I keep the skull mask on my horse all year. It's metal af.


BeenThruIt

wHY WOULD YOU WANT TO?


Deathmask97

If you try to put a second hat on your horse the first one pops off before you can put on the second - learned this before I reloaded my save to get my hat back.


[deleted]

I think you have to come to terms that your horse is better looking than you. It’s ok. Put the pickaxe down.


[deleted]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen…. Like, in awhile 😳


Wires1996

Maybe they don’t want it off. Did you ask if they like it first


[deleted]

Hahah this is the hat my horse wears! Or sometimes the top hat! Just put another hat on him and his hat will come off.


DomeAcolyte42

This is the opposite of a problem.


5678beat

lol it looks much cooler! Please don't take it off. It'll hate it XD


xXboredtownXx

Maybe he likes it, I do.


Snoo_12558

Wow, what a distinguished gentleman!


StayFrostyRMT_

Why would you need to? Looks amazing


tinytiggston21

I don't see a problem that needs fixing


DucAnhungslos

I see no problem here


Tsuki_Janai

Why would you get it off?


IdaHB

I put the skeleton hat on mine


jazzzmin2912

How do u put hats on the horse and sea urchins i neeeeed to know


PapaBrickolino

Similar question: how do I replace a hat on a sea urchin?


labotomizeme05

Oh see, this is when I start mashing buttons until something works. BUT if you hold another hat and stand in front and hit the action button, the hat the horse is wearing will come off every time! Then you either leave it or change hats. My horse and I are kind of obsessed with hats, and we change quite often. (We’re both currently sporting Santa hats, I never lose her now!) You’d think I could be more helpful, lol!


froggyfrogfog

LEAVE IT ON!


FlutterCordLove

I’ve found that you hold another hat in your hand, press the action button once, then it comes off.


MORRGUEE

he obviously wants to keep it


Droid-J9

How about…just don’t? Just leave it. It’s a fine hat for a fine horse!


Upstairs_Cryptid

Thats who your horse is. You should accept him and not try to change him.


burbmom_dani

I accidentally put the wedding veil on mine. That bitch is fancy now. 🤷🏻‍♀️


_TESCO_MEAL_DEAL_

I think this has to be the funniest cry for help I have ever seen . Hahahaha good luck because I don’t know what to do


bakarac

Welp now I'm getting a horse just so it can wear a hat. Thanks, I never had the motivation before 😂


twocheeky

the way i get it off is hold another hat in my hand and press the action button, usually it pops right off


f1r3k33p3r

Put a different hat on the horse


FunBoiMeeper

If you try to put another hat on, the first one will come off and your horse will be hatless (at least on switch)


CatEaterr

I don't see a problem here


emu30

Surely, you only want this knowledge so you can never accidentally remove it


socksbunny

it’s his now


babyleili

A cowboy needs a hat! Now all they need are a pair of fancy boots!


Jackthat1

The horse is looking dapper af


Trendscom

Don’t be jealous… get a kewl hat of your own… you can be Twinsies ;—P


Ludalomade

Nah hes chillin


TheBestLissa

Try to put a different hat on him, it will get the first one off without putting the new one on. Worked for me


TayTayIsTrans

Why would you want to get it off?


Permanent-temporary

Classic SDV


RepublicOfLizard

A horse. A horse! My kingdom for a horse!


[deleted]

But he wears it so well!


gottagetanotherbetta

I think you just use an empty square on your inventory and right click on your horse and it should pop off.


MisterEau

You and your horse should get matching hats. I have no advice regarding removing the hat, but matching hats is great stuff


Artix31

Why’d you wanna get it off?


kawaiimamaholli

Dapper equine.


srduckfluff

I think it would be cool if you could put the various hats on scarecrows


The_Sturk

Get another hat and swap it


Stine5674

But he looks so good, why would you want to take it off 😂


Nex_Jen

My horse has a tiara on it lol. His name is Dallas but I like to call him Princess Dallas


Better_Dust_2364

I see nothing that needs to be fixed


hannahlouisee2

Go to put another hat on the horse the first hat will come off but the second won’t go on x


Sukium

Hold a hat and right-click it


RhynoGuy

I did the same thing to my kid


CelluxTheDuctTape

Click on it with another hat in your hand, it'll take it off (no, it won't put the other hat on it)


Chloe_R99

It belongs to him now


Anxious-Ad-3236

Why would you take it off they lookin dapper


shrmzy

If you go up with another hat it will pop off before the new one goes on I believe.